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Been a long time since we used this forum, so I thought some rankings were well overdue. We will also be announcing our 1st HoF class for Pulse (under my management), so figured it would be a good time to resurrect the Trash Talk Forum.

 

Pulse Rankings 9/17

Bantamweight - 135 lbs

The Pulse 135 lb division has become arguably the top BW division in the MMA Tycoon landscape today. Yoshida grabbed hold of the division with back to back wins over former P4P #1 Eyeam Yurmommy, and recently had 2 split decision wars with longtime PFC stalwart Mads Nordskov. He will defend next against the ageless wonder Kazuka Fuujin, who is on a 4 fight win streak of his own.

Champ: Takashi Yoshida 24-5 (6-1)

1. Mads Nordskov 30-10-1 (15-6-1)
2. Kazuka Fuujin 25-13 (7-4)

3. Nobunaga Tanaka 20-8 (2-2)
4. Koh Ibu 29-12 (6-3)
5. Midick Aiken 19-7-1 (1-1)

Fight to Watch: #1 Mads Nordskov vs Newcomer Watch Out Ronaldo. Ronaldo is coming off of a very successful run in AEW and has never been finished. He will be thrown into the fire at PFC 131 facing off against 2 time Pulse BW champ Nordskov.

Featherweight - 145 lbs

The Pulse FW division belongs to the most dominant fighter in Pulse history, and current P4P #1 Friedrich Alzheimer. He even owns a win over the PFC HW champ in the CEC tournament.

Champ: Friedrich Alzheimer 29-4 (18-2)


1. Landon Priester 15-4-3 (9-2-3)
2. Muuka Laine 18-9 (16-8)
3. Pascal Letaivu 21-16
4. Von Magnaron 24-15-2 (23-15-2)
5. Zhang Zhai 31-21 (4-3)

Fight to Watch: One Former FW champ Mike McLaughlin will put his 2 fight win streak on the line against another former Pulse belt holder in Ramon Escobar Chavez who has a 2 fight win streak of his own, with both looking to insert themselves into the title picture.

Lightweight - 155 lbs

The Pulse Lightweight division can now lay claim to being the deepest 155lb division in the game, with 5 of the current top 10 LW’s currently residing in the org. Pulse mainstay Will Rock has kept his place at the top of the division, and will take on newcomer and #2 LW Roberto Duranto, formerly Emperyan’s LW champion. It doesn’t get easier from there, as top 10 LW’s Yamaguchi (#6), Urani (#7), and Bathroy (#8) all wait for their shots to get a crack at the title.


Champ: Will Rock 23-7-3 (19-5-1)

1. Roberto Duranto 16-4-2
2. Kai Yamaguchi 32-9-1 (17-4)
3. Ephram Urani 21-10-1 (2-2)
4. Arzlan Bathory 13-2-1 (6-1-1)
5. Danny Brixton 26-11-1 (26-10-1)

Fight to Watch: Outside of #3 Rock vs #2 Duranto, Larson Picker, owner of a 5 fight win streak, and Tommy Gavin who has a 2 fight win streak of his own, will each try to lay their claim for a spot in the Pulse top 5.

Welterweight - 170 lbs

Very familiar blood at the top of the WW division as Ira Wright continues to be the class of the Pulse 170lb division, with alliance mate Jack Stone continuing his dominance of everyone not named Ira Wright. Hugh Moors, now fighting out of the Alex K fight camp, will be the next one to take a shot at dethroning the champ.

Champ: Ira Wright 25-4-2 (7-0-2)


1. Jack Stone 32-12-2 (15-6-1)
2. Hugh Moors 16-2-1 (3-1-1)
3. Ludo Van Veen 26-11 (14-6)

4. Dominic Trujillo 18-8 (10-6)
5. Thomas Raske 20-9 (2-2)

Fight to Watch: #3 Van Veen and #4 Trujillo will each put long win streaks on the line at PFC 131 to try and determine the next title contender.

Middleweight - 185 lbs

After a change of fight camps, Jaheim Reid has found his stride, winning 5 of 6 and finding himself atop the Pulse MW division.

Champ: Jaheim Reid 21-7 (7-4)

1. Snot Slurper 25-6 (5-2)
2. Yes Man Sanchez 35-18-1 (11-5)

3. Wet Wild 17-7 (3-1)
4. Aksel Stenger 8-5 (3-2)
5. Aito Lager 26-17-3 (3-1)

Fight to Watch: #5 Lager will face off against James Darren, who found himself just outside of the top 5. Both have modest winning streaks they will look to extend and improve their standing in the division.

Light Heavyweight - 205 lbs

Alphonzo Mirage has asserted himself as one of the top LHW’s in the world, with a title run that includes just one loss, getting caught in the first round against Soszynski. In a division with no shortage of contenders, Mirage continues to be the class of the division, and will next defend against Semenko, in a rematch of the fight where Mirage began his title reign.

Champ: Alphonzo Mirage 22-7 (9-1)

1. Dave Semenko 15-4 (13-4)
2. Joost Van Buren 21-8 (8-3)

3. Frank Stein 23-13-1 (13-5-1)
4. Rage Parade 17-11 (12-9)
5. Michael Bennett 18-8 (16-5)

Fight to Watch: #4 Parade vs Krystian Soszynski, 2 fighters with considerable potential and KO ability will face off trying to break losing streaks and get back into contention.

Heavyweight - 265 lbs

Peleki Tuala got off to a fast start, and has never looked back, with his only loss to a Pulse fighter is a decision loss to #1 P4P FW champ Alzheimer in an openweight grand Prix. He is taking his dominance on the road to face off another of Alex K’s fighters Iain Tower to improve his P4P standing.

Champ: Peleki Tuala 18-5 (6-1)

1. Solomon Nao 11-5 (4-3)
2. Daniel Dmitrov 21-8 (11-5)

3. Crotch Grabber 17-4 (2-2)
4. Bjorn Ragnarsson 24-9-1 (2-0)
5. Gniewomir Lach 10-5 (7-3)

Fight to Watch: A top 5 matchup between #1 Solomon Nao and #4 Ragnarsson will likely play a huge part in setting up a future HW title defense for Tuala.

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Pulse Org Update, Rankings, and Division Breakdown – 2/23/20

 

It has been a big couple weeks for Pulse (and the other top orgs such as Syn, Inferno, and Gamma). With CEC and Empyrean closing their doors, there have been a number of FA’s on the market, and several more coming, leading to additional depth in all divisions.

 

 

Here at Pulse, we’ve had some very strong additions, which I will cover in the division breakdowns, and sit poised to make a run at the #1 org in the game. That said, our roster is much larger than it has been in the recent past. We will start running 7-8 cards a month for the time being, but will likely end up releasing some of the guys at the bottom of the divisions in order to boost our event ratings, and allow the top guys to fight more often.

 

 

Bantamweight 135 lbs

A couple of huge additions have made this the premier 135 lb division in the game right now, with 7 of the top 13 Bantamweights all under contract with Pulse, and working hard to bring in more top 10 guys. The additions of Felix Jaroslav and Wamberto Boaz have created a division with no lack of depth at the top.

Champ: Midick Aiken 24-8-1 (6-2)

1. Felix Jaroslav 18-5-1
2. Mads Nordskov 33-11-2 (18-7-2)

3. Michail Podolski 31-11-1 (4-1)
4. Koh Ibu 33-13-1 (10-4-1)
5. Takashi Yoshida 26-7 (8-3)

Other Fighters to Watch: Wamberto Boaz, Palaktingpuet Payakarakatong

Featherweight - 145 lbs

The Pulse FW division STILL belongs to the most dominant fighter in Pulse history, Friedrich Alzheimer. The division has also had quite a few additions to the top, all of which will be vying for the next shot at Alzheimer. Vadim Golovkin, Taylor Jack, Archie Griffiths, and Monte Cassino are all fresh names that will be in the mix in the near future.

Champ: Friedrich Alzheimer 34-6 (22-3)

1. Vadim Golovkin 15-2
2. Archie Griffiths 29-10-1

3. Dick Caunt 18-9-2 (7-3)
4. Taylor Jack 16-5-1 (0-0-1)
5. Kieran McArthur 16-6 (1-1)

Other Fighters to Watch: Mike McLaughlin, Monte Cassino.

Lightweight - 155 lbs

Pulse LW division remains one of its strongest divisions, despite not yet being supplemented with recent signings as some of the other divisions have been, though there are a few potential deals in the works. That said, Jax Thomas and Kato Partio add a couple really solid fighters to our already solid depth.


Champ: Arzlan Bathory 21-6-1 (14-5-1)

1. Roberto Duranto 19-6-2 (3-2)
2. Kai Yamaguchi 35-11-1 (20-6)
3. Francis Fitzpatrick 30-19-1 (9-7-1)
4. Mamoru Date 28-12-2 (27-12-2)
5. Katu Partio 29-16-1

Other fighters to watch: Jax Thomas, Ephram Urani

Welterweight - 170 lbs

Longtime Pulse Vet, Settakian Fett finally broke though, and now reigns over the Pulse WW division. Some very high profile additions have turned WW from the thinnest division in the org, to one of the deepest, toughest divisions of all of MMATycoon. The additions of Humbert Humbert, Herb Krison, and Roli Poli add 3 of the top 13 WW’s in the game, in addition to Mac Airt, and Rocker additions. There will be no shortage of extremely exciting matchups at 170 in Pulse and an array of title contenders at the top.

Champ: Settakian Fett 24-13 (11-6)


1. Ira Wright 29-6-2 (11-3-2)
2. Herb Krison 20-13-1
3. Roli Poli 13-3

4. Hugh Moors 20-4-1 (7-3-1)
5. Humbert Humbert 27-12

Other Fighters to Watch: Jack Stone, Yonglong Li, Ronnie Hepple

Middleweight - 185 lbs

Longtime Champ Snot Slurper moved on, opening the door for Reid to reclaim his place at the top of the Pulse MW division. The additions of Aristides Abel, Anton Obuhov, Valentine Masterson, and the return of Alexey Andreev have created outstanding depth at the top of a group of challengers waiting to challenge Reid.

Champ: Jaheim Reid 25-8 (11-5)

1. Wet Wild 20-8-1 (6-2-1)
2. Finnish Experiment 20-10 (3-2)

3. Yes Man Sanchez 37-20-2 (13-7-1)
4. Aristides Abel 16-10
5. Anton Obuhov 30-23-1

Other Fighters to Watch: Valentine Masterson, Captain Gonza, Alexey Andreev

Light Heavyweight - 205 lbs

Kahoolawe Built has been nothing short of dominant since starting at Pulse, and currently reigns over the LHW division. In addition to the usual contenders, newly signed Jean Claude Marceau and Marky Mark, and the return of Bryer McGuire, add star power to the top of the division.

Champ: Kahoolawe Built 11-1 (3-0)

1. Dave Semenko 19-6 (17-6)
2. Bryer McGuire 26-7 (13-1)

3. Alphonzo Mirage 24-10 (11-4)
4. Jean-Claude Marceau 22-11
5. Leonard Lucy 16-8 (7-4)

Other Fighters to Watch: Marky Mark, JVB, Rob Kardashian

Heavyweight - 265 lbs

Crotch Grabber and Peleki Tuala have had one of the great HW rivalries in Pulse history, with Grabber taking the most recent installment and now holding the built. Joining them at the top is newly signed, top prospect Bunkechukwu Floyd, and a surging Patrick Thompson.

Champ: Crotch Grabber 24-4 (9-2)

1. Peleki Tuala 23-7 (11-3)
2. Bunkechukwu Floyd 11-1-1
3. Patrick Thompson 19-11 (3-1)

4. Solomon Nao 15-7 (8-5)
5. Closet Case Conservative 37-14

Other Fighters to Watch: Bismack Kagonbo, Keith Bishop

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"Goliath" Bunkechukwu Floyd (327979)

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“Only a few more days and you will have a real HW Champ again. Ashamed I’m fighting someone named Crotch Grabber but all that hype is just too juicy to pass up an easy KO. Fuck you, your dumbass name and your douchebag manager. Get ready to get knocked the fuck out with that chinny chin chin.”

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-CAPTAIN GONZA-

Straight up, I want that fight against Chris "The Chode" Steve. His manager seems to have a boner for my alliance and I would love nothing more than to kick this clowns ass. Mr McSweeny, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

 

 

 

 

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You are so fooked !

 

Camp Camara will ride your arse, stretched to its limits it will be !

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Fight accepted !

 

Sir Tiny hands started shit talking and people be looking at him liek this:

 

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Alpha accepts fight and now he be seating looking at the offer liek this:

 

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hahaha

 

Beware what you wish for Sir Tiny Hands

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