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To be fair, I gave her 8 more pumps than she deserved.

She said thank you for the 10 pair of shoes, but that it was not worth the 3 wasted seconds of her life.

 

Why so touchy lately CK?

Are you not a winter-type or something?

 

Or does it perhaps bother you that hardly anyone cares about your GOAT and what you are selectively feeding it...?

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Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom".

 

Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary."

 

Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night."

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Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom".

 

Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary."

 

Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night."

You see CK, this is the type of stuff you used to do, while now your smack talk level is pretty poor. Manne at least put some effort into it, while you just keep repeating the same words ` GOAT, pee, mom`, in no particular order.

C`mon CK, raise your level, don`t put your legendary smack talk reputation to shame...

 

Shit just goat serious!

Get it? GOAT...

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Newscaster: "We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this shocking announcement. There has been another development in the #metoo campaign against former reality contestant and noted public masturbator Bjorn O'Donnel. Our sources inform us that he is under arrest for allegedly sexually harassing a minor. Over to you, Tom".

 

Reporter: "Thanks, Gary. Mr. O'Donnel has apparently been arrested for stalking fourteen-year-old Christine Karter for weeks, despite a restraining order being filed. O'Donnel has reportedly followed her around while shouting incoherently about red hair, Greek student-teacher relations, and golden showers. Karter is understandably rattled, but seems to be in good spirits otherwise. Back to you, Gary."

 

Newscaster: "Bjorn O'Donnel is no stranger to controversy. He has on multiple occasions threatened to jump from tall buildings, and was just last month deported from Mexico after grossing out all the attendees at a donkey show. We can only hope that the police do their job properly this time. Thank you, and good night."

Stalking 14 year old girls, eh?

 

Dammit, where's Chris Hansen when you need him? Because it certainly looks like someone needs to take a seat over there.

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You see CK, this is the type of stuff you used to do, while now your smack talk level is pretty poor. Manne at least put some effort into it, while you just keep repeating the same words ` GOAT, pee, mom`, in no particular order.

C`mon CK, raise your level, don`t put your legendary smack talk reputation to shame...

 

Shit just goat serious!

Get it? GOAT...

 

 

When you're takin $2 hookers out to dinner you don't treat em to steak and lobster.

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On 12/14/2017 at 12:25 PM, JakeF said:

lmao, time to unleash your almighty arsenal of piss and mom jokes. what a clown..

On 12/14/2017 at 12:33 PM, JakeF said:

Wohoo, I lost one fight, so dissed I'm gonna die. Does the jester have any more moves to entertain the real King?

I unleashed a full golden shower on this boy before he rage quit.

 

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