gwad12345 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14233180285980.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14106197235119.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=794083 Another day, another glorious win for the top dog in my stable. There was, however, confusion as Mr. Gold, a lowly ref scored the 3rd round 9-9. I'm not sure what sort of sexual favors DePalma had to promise this guy for him not to give me a round I "dominated" (commentator's words, not mine), but whatever they were I'm sure they were filthy beyond my wildest dreams. Does anyone have any explanations besides my sexual bribery theory? If so, please comment below. If not, please describe the sexual act(s) you think DePalma promised and whether or not he actually performed it upon seeing the result. War Todd. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duphus Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Louie must suck (well really he must be bad at it) cause he only bought one judge with his skills. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I heard William Gold was bragging to his friends before the match about how he was judging a WWE match. Oh, and on the PPV the commentators mentioned about how he fell asleep in round 3. I guess the bell at the end woke him back up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 that judge scored it 9-9 in the 3rd 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 The rumor I heard was that the "Favor" Involved a rubber chicken, 5 gallons of butterscotch pudding, and a weed whacker. But out of respect for Louie I wont go into any more details. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 The rumor I heard was that the "Favor" Involved a rubber chicken, 5 gallons of butterscotch pudding, and a weed whacker. But out of respect for Louie I wont go into any more details. I have it on good authority that Louie DePalma is obsessed with butterscotch and refers to butterscotch pudding as "his goo". It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that he would incorporate it into whatever it was that he did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I was going to say I heard he was wearing a big yellow hat at the time of the favor, but I didnt want people to think he was a perv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted March 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I was going to say I heard he was wearing a big yellow hat at the time of the favor, but I didnt want people to think he was a perv. No, no this is not what this thread is about. I'm just asking questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 I couldnt help the yellow hat comment, my 5 year old is watching Curious George. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ok listen here gentlemen, I vehemently deny any of these allegations and I here by declare ABUSE ABUSE!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 that judge scored it 9-9 in the 3rd Equally boring fighters standing in front of each other throwing leg kicks and playing slap ass in the cage. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 If we want to talk about sexual favors, let's mention the one G Wad gave to the VCL org owner for this matchup: Bapu Burpha ( 6-1-1 ) 22 years old - http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=270685 Bapu has Exceptional boxing, Remarkable Muay Thai, Exceptional wrestling and holds a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. vs Cristian Taveres ( 1-0 ) 20 years old - http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=274064 Cristian has Wonderful boxing, Competent Muay Thai, Superb wrestling and holds a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Being 0-1 to the KO King, G Wad was in desperate need of a victory of the GOAT. My sources tell me he begged and pleaded and jerked his way into this mismatch. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 If we want to talk about sexual favors, let's mention the one G Wad gave to the VCL org owner for this matchup: Bapu Burpha ( 6-1-1 ) 22 years old - http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=270685 Bapu has Exceptional boxing, Remarkable Muay Thai, Exceptional wrestling and holds a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. vs Cristian Taveres ( 1-0 ) 20 years old - http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=274064 Cristian has Wonderful boxing, Competent Muay Thai, Superb wrestling and holds a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Being 0-1 to the KO King, G Wad was in desperate need of a victory of the GOAT. My sources tell me he begged and pleaded and jerked his way into this mismatch. Ironic considering the owner messaged ME thanking ME for accepting because no one wanted to face your Mr. 23 hype (now Mr. 20 hype). As reiterated to you after our fight last weekend, I really hope you speak to a specialist about getting that sand cleared out of your vagina. It can ruin lives. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ironic considering the owner messaged ME thanking ME for accepting because no one wanted to face your Mr. 23 hype (now Mr. 20 hype). As reiterated to you after our fight last weekend, I really hope you speak to a specialist about getting that sand cleared out of your vagina. It can ruin lives. Don't fool yourself. We've seen the PM's. You begged for the fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Don't fool yourself. We've seen the PM's. You begged for the fight. Just one of the many wonderful new technologies that will help with your ailment. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 After he beats the shit out of Ricky Icky... Amisviiksi Tolonen vs Rockmeller Todd http://cs618824.vk.me/v618824384/12fe0/JNYCKTaN2K0.jpg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted March 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 After he beats the shit out of Ricky Icky... Amisviiksi Tolonen vs Rockmeller Todd Lol after Icky beats his ass I think the best competitor you'll be able to face is Atunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Lol after Icky beats his ass I think the best competitor you'll be able to face is Atunes. Line Vendetta's best up one by one. Tolonen will knock them down. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Line Vendetta's best up one by one. Tolonen will knock them down. After you lose the rematch I hope you take that sandy crow out of your vagina and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 After you lose the rematch I hope you take that sandy crow out of your vagina and eat it. The only sandy vagina I'll be eating out of is your mom's. She's still salty about the beating I put on you at *T128* Epicity vs Karter. Ozzy pulled a Conor McGregor on Brynden Epicity. Wtf is Epicity any way? When I pronounce it in my head I see unicorns and faeries prancing with GBK through a rain forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 The only sandy vagina I'll be eating out of is your mom's. She's still salty about the beating I put on you at *T128* Epicity vs Karter. Ozzy pulled a Conor McGregor on Brynden Epicity. Wtf is Epicity any way? When I pronounce it in my head I see unicorns and faeries prancing with GBK through a rain forest. How the hell did you know about that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 The only sandy vagina I'll be eating out of is your mom's. She's still salty about the beating I put on you at *T128* Epicity vs Karter. Ozzy pulled a Conor McGregor on Brynden Epicity. Wtf is Epicity any way? When I pronounce it in my head I see unicorns and faeries prancing with GBK through a rain forest. It's the essence of being epic... something a soulless ginger posing as the gay best friend just to get close to a decent looking girl would never understand. My mom's always salty, so no surprise there. I like how you pulled the one decisive fight in the whole series as your example. When Icky kicks Tolo's ass in the rematch it will be 2-2-1 and your bragging rights will be thrown out like trash, just like I throw your mom out to the curb when I'm done with her. I am not a dick tho, I give her cab fare. lol no I don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Ryan, pull your face out of your mom's salty vagina and quit ducking me. I don't so much have a problem with the chump Trinity just gave the next LHW title shot to. But, when I see my fighter has nobody else to fight except you with no offer sent for weeks I can't help but think you are just scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Ryan, pull your face out of your mom's salty vagina and quit ducking me. I don't so much have a problem with the chump Trinity just gave the next LHW title shot to. But, when I see my fighter has nobody else to fight except you with no offer sent for weeks I can't help but think you are just scared.Done. You want a fight big boy then you got one. Just don't cry too hard afterwards. Sad you had to come bail Rambo out cause he couldnt handle the heat. Flagon has skin made of toilet paper and I'm going to shit all over it. Just like when I shit on your mom's ches- err... Sorry children are about. Same kind of children keeping me from a fight with Shortfuse and Fortunado. Free him and we will fight in Legacy. This is why Grant hasnt booked Remi, I wanted that Fortunado fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 It's the essence of being epic... something a soulless ginger posing as the gay best friend just to get close to a decent looking girl would never understand. I learned that tactic from Chuck & Larry. I've provided masturbation material for half of tycoon. Don't b jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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