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Aspire Nutrition is the next extension of the Aspire brand offering quality supplements you can trust in, we won't compromise on the quality and demand a high price for our products as a result, but every penny invested into us goes right back into researching more quality 160 products.




Aspire Nutrition




Grand Opening:

It is with gleaming pride that we announce the opening of Aspire Nutrition out of Los Angles. Turning this dream into a reality for a group of relatively new players was no easy task and we had to pool everything we had to make sure we did this right the first time round and we are ecstatic by the results. Like everything else under the Aspire umbrella you can expect a quality result presented with impeccable customer service. As per usual with the Aspire brand, we will ensure that no matter what happens, you will never end up out of pocket. We want to be the choice you make without thinking every time and our policy to reach that point is consistent honest practice so in that spirit we will be leaving the price of our products at $300 until all of our intended products are paid for and researched, this was a major investment for us and we appreciate each and every person who buys our product, safe in the knowledge that an investment in us is an investment in the community.



Sponsorships:

Just like we did with Aspire Clothing who recently reached number #1 world-wide in the hype rankings, we will be running a program of sponsorships at first reaching out to our own fighters at Aspire MMA and then to the very best fighters the game has to offer to help things get off the ground in our initial rollout, during phase 2 of the program we intend to send even more lucrative sponsorships to younger fighters with managers who are in need and help give back to the community we love so very much.



Aspire Energy 160:

Our very first product is our Aspire Energy 160, guaranteed to fuel fighters just a little more than regular off-the-shelf supplements. The AE:160 particle found in the Aspire Energy 160 is known to boost impulses in the brain that increase one's confidence and allow them to do as much work as possible, without expending energy.


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Geniune Customer Reviews:

Successful triathlon enthusiast Brenton Stuart from the bay area reported, "we never thought that we might aspire to those heights, but with Aspire Energy 160 we did!"


Long time motivational life coach DDZ of pro wrestling fame said "In my line of work I aspire to inspire and Aspire Energy 160 gives me the aura I need to get the job done"


Aspire MMA 155lbs champion Bonerz McGee fresh off his win over Fujii Yusuke at Just Bleed 30 gave a shout out in his post-fight interview "Yo Adria.... no wait, I'm kidding... I want to thank the good folks over at Aspire Nutrition for giving me the head's up on Aspire Energy 160 it really kicked the llama's ass!"


"El Desperado" Escobar De Vega finalist of the "Old Dog for the Road" tournament, who goes into his upcoming fight for all the glory against Nelson Muntz on the 1st of April 2017 at Just Bleed 31 was recently interviewed and had this to say: "I told my management team if an old guy like me is going to compete at 39 how he did at 29 I'm going to need some serious product, and they never let me down when they came back to me with that good stuff, what's it called again I tend to forget things at my age you know! Aspire Energy 160, kids... go out and get it before this old geezer swallows it all up".



Proof of quality

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Some reviews are entirely fictional, no animals were intentionally hurt during the creation of this product however some were consumed.

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The 21st of February 2017 was the day we founded the Aspire alliance, to see us develop from literally nothing to having our own world ranked #1 hyped clothing company, an organisation well on it's way to establishing a calling card of quality manager relations and now our very own nutrition company providing an impeccable product I could not be more proud of what this amazing ensemble cast of almost entirely brand new players has achieved in such a short period of time.

It is with the biggest of smiles on my face that I present to you the fruits of our labor, everyone in the alliance contributed towards this product in some way and we put our heart into reaching this goal, the next goal's are even bigger in scope and we look forward to sharing our plans with you all shortly, for now I ask that if you enjoy watching what we are trying to do and want to see it be a success that you join with us in supporting this venture be it by buying the product or accepting one of the many sponsorship offers we will be sending out over the coming day's and week's safe in the knowledge that we plan to put every penny right back into creating the very best MMATycoon experience we can for years to come.

We are Team Aspire and we thank you for all the support.

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A nice update to share with you all. Our first week was a 500 week! Also, we have made it in to the top 10 global rankings and #1 in Los Angeles! In celebration of this and to thank the community for helping us reach this milestone, the first 500 units of Aspire Energy 160 that we sell this week will be priced at $150. Get them while they're hot!

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Back at our regular price of $300 the Aspire Energy 160 has already past this week's 500 sale goal landmark and we are now looking to the future, as such we request feedback from our loyal customer base as to what product you would like us to research next? let us know before the end of the week so that we can embark on the next stage of the Aspire Nutrition's development asap! :)

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We have launched a new product of sorts. The R&D fund will help us research new products and get them on the market with your help. Donations to the fund are always appreciated. We will also be using it for laundry, which we will charge 10% for.

In order to donate or launder, simply buy the 'R&D Fund' product from our store. However, if you are looking for laundry, make sure that you message me (Tom Bickle 116121) stating that it was laundry before you buy the product, or i will consider it a donation.

We are excited to bring this service to you, and also hope that you will consider donating to our fund.

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1490491793recovery%20product.png

 

 

Thanks again to everyone for who helped us reach our April sales targets for Aspire Energy 160 here at Aspire Nutrition our product goes from strength to strength with the recent launch of our laundry & R&D project over at Aspire Nutrition, we have been taken by surprise by a number of genuine donations and will look to employ them in our latest product offering shortly and welcome everyone to make use of our straight talking, no bullshit, no messing about laundry service & our fantastic energy supplement Aspire Energy 160, you can trust in.

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Hello all!

Its with great excitement that im able to announce the research of a new product in the Aspire Nutrition store!

It is, as promised a few months ago, a weight gain product, branded 'Aspire Gluttony'.

 

We apologise for this release taking so long, but our food technicians had a field day trying various different combinations. They have finally decided that this is the best product that it can be. It is 160 quality, and we hope that you enjoy it as much as we at Aspire enjoyed our tasters.

We have ordered 50 stock in today, which will arrive in 3 days, and tomorrow we shall be ordering 500 more units, which should be stocked within 4 days of today.

With that out of the way, we will begin the long R&D process of the next Aspire product. We are aware that some newspapers have reported that sources claim that it will be a weight loss product, but we'll be making no comment on these rumours at this time.

Have a nice day :)

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We would also like to announce a rebrand of our current energy recovery product, Aspire Energy 160. As of today, it is being branded 'Aspire Adrenaline'. We can assure you that its recipe remains the same, and it is the same product that you all know and love, just with a name that we feel makes it sound more appealing to fighters everywhere.



As always, thanks for your continued support, and have a nice day!


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We are very proud to announce the release of our newest product!



Aspire Diet


http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1503400185Aspire%20weight%20loss.png



Our food scientists have managed to genetically modify certain fruit products, in order to let your fighter lose weight much easier than a regular diet. Now you can buy it by the crate-load!


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