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Hello nerds,

I have given this game up but I see you still enjoying it.

 

While I haven't been playing it seems I won the tycoon lottery, 10 million dollars worth.

 

Let's play a game;

 

The person who writes ME the best poem will win 10 million tycoon rupees

I will judge on: Creativity, rhyme and how much it flatters my ego.

 

I will announce the winner on Monday at midday.

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:owned:

 

"An Irish man called UniConor,

 

Went across the Tycoon World,

 

He talked about his homeland,

 

His dreams and desires,

 

He brought a country with him,

 

His managing style unknown,

 

Tycoon World it is Irish,

 

We've settled here it's home,

 

His hype it will question,

 

His grit is not good,

 

His mommy came calling,

 

Plus Mike gave him the boot,

 

And as the whole world watches,

 

The quitter taps out,

 

We're not here to take part,

 

We're here to take over.....your money"

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:owned: "An Irish man called UniConor, Went across the Tycoon World, He talked about his homeland, His dreams and desires, He brought a country with him, His managing style unknown, Tycoon World it is Irish, We've settled here it's home, His hype it will question, His grit is not good, His mommy came calling, Plus Mike gave him the boot, And as the whole world watches, The quitter taps out, We're not here to take part, We're here to take over.....your money

I'm not Irish

 

I like the rhyme but I don't like the format, you need to use the enter key. Do you want to have another bash or is that your final entry?

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Ok, I'm down to clown:

The Rainbow Rider


An English mate accepted fate
and decided to be done.
A noble effort to be sure
325 fights he had won.

He achieved a best rank, himself to thank
that's as good as it can be.
If only that first one
weren't followed by a three.

He's from the South Coast and likes to boast
On hype he did feed
To give away his fortune
he must not have much greed.

I've got my eyes on the 10 million prize
the thought of it gives me glee.
So sparkly rainbow unicorn
Deliver it to me.

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Conor was the leader of Vendetta,

Those guys thought they were something better.

Wolf was number one, and Aaron - number two,

But when Mike busted their ass,

Conor was like: "Oh god, what did you do?!"

 

But there were better days for Conor,

He was earning forum honor,

He had a pocket rocket called Glenn,

So they were making Grumpy madder than a wet hen.

 

Now his tycoon days are long gone,

But he checks it monthly from his phone.

Conor saw that he won 10 milly,

And thought "I should make those dumb fucks do something silly!"

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Just to give everybody the heads up , I'm writing this on the loo,

Don't you think it's funny, what you think of mid poo.

 

His name is king con and he beats his fucking chest

Knocking out punks and submitting the rest

He doesn't feel pressure he's shows the world his best

 

 

UNi Conor the beautiful unicorn

Lay off the big nose it's his unicorn horn

 

He made his return, as a keyboard warrior recruit

It didn't last long, he went inactive and aylib gave him the boot

 

10 million to the winner, so here's my little bid .

Shame you support Chelsea , hazards off to Madrid .

I'm an arsenal fan and you beat us in Baku

Your a top funny lad even for a blue .

10million dollars richer , I think I'm abramovic

10miilion dollars rich , please can I be your bitch?

 

He works late at night, sorting groceries

Maybe it's time to teach Louie's twins about the birds and the bees .

It's time to live the beach bum life , like Alejandro Scott

Don't let Edgar hear this, but Conor thinks your sisters hot

 

He has a custom pink belt

Nobody knows why

Who gives a fuck, let the unicorn fly

We hope you return and pop in to say hello

But for now uniconor it's time to say goodbye

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Conor was the leader of Vendetta,

Those guys thought they were something better.

Wolf was number one, and Aaron - number two,

But when Mike busted their ass,

Conor was like: "Oh god, what did you do?!"

 

But there were better days for Conor,

He was earning forum honor,

He had a pocket rocket called Glenn,

So they were making Grumpy madder than a wet hen.

 

Now his tycoon days are long gone,

But he checks it monthly from his phone.

Conor saw that he won 10 milly,

And thought "I should make those dumb fucks do something silly!"

Who are you?! I feel sad about vendetta again now.

 

Just to give everybody the heads up , I'm writing this on the loo,

Don't you think it's funny, what you think of mid poo.

 

His name is king con and he beats his fucking chest

Knocking out punks and submitting the rest

He doesn't feel pressure he's shows the world his best

 

 

UNi Conor the beautiful unicorn

Lay off the big nose it's his unicorn horn

 

He made his return, as a keyboard warrior recruit

It didn't last long, he went inactive and aylib gave him the boot

 

10 million to the winner, so here's my little bid .

Shame you support Chelsea , hazards off to Madrid .

I'm an arsenal fan and you beat us in Baku

Your a top funny lad even for a blue .

10million dollars richer , I think I'm abramovic

10miilion dollars rich , please can I be your bitch?

 

He works late at night, sorting groceries

Maybe it's time to teach Louie's twins about the birds and the bees .

It's time to live the beach bum life , like Alejandro Scott

Don't let Edgar hear this, but Conor thinks your sisters hot

 

He has a custom pink belt

Nobody knows why

Who gives a fuck, let the unicorn fly

We hope you return and pop in to say hello

But for now uniconor it's time to say goodbye

Brilliant mate, fucking spot on. References to my big nose, my job, my football team and the fact that I would bang Edgars sister and you called me funny

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The Unicorn may come

The Unicorn may go

But, the legend of the Unicorn

will forever always grow.

 

It's sad to see him go

We wish it wasn't so

Can anything be done

To keep this British Stud

 

Once he was on top

But now he's on the bottom

But stick around a little longer

We can get you back on top

 

We will never know

If we let you go

Get your ass back here King Con

 

But, if you will not stay

Your millions I will take

I will spend them wisely

And share them with this tycoon world

 

My pact to you

Is every time I host a tourney

No one leaves empty handed

For everyone will win something

Just for taking part

Lets keep this game going

Lets keep this game growing

Lets all come together

Lets make this bitch better

 

Oh Unicorn, Unicorn won't you please stay!

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