UniConor Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Hello nerds, I have given this game up but I see you still enjoying it. While I haven't been playing it seems I won the tycoon lottery, 10 million dollars worth. Let's play a game; The person who writes ME the best poem will win 10 million tycoon rupees I will judge on: Creativity, rhyme and how much it flatters my ego. I will announce the winner on Monday at midday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubberWinger Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 purple fools, uh Skidi Unicorn, UH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsquirrel Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 She: What are you doing? Me: I'm writing a poem for this guy online.. uh, yes the sparkly purple unicorn one.. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 "An Irish man called UniConor, Went across the Tycoon World, He talked about his homeland, His dreams and desires, He brought a country with him, His managing style unknown, Tycoon World it is Irish, We've settled here it's home, His hype it will question, His grit is not good, His mommy came calling, Plus Mike gave him the boot, And as the whole world watches, The quitter taps out, We're not here to take part, We're here to take over.....your money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted June 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 "An Irish man called UniConor, Went across the Tycoon World, He talked about his homeland, His dreams and desires, He brought a country with him, His managing style unknown, Tycoon World it is Irish, We've settled here it's home, His hype it will question, His grit is not good, His mommy came calling, Plus Mike gave him the boot, And as the whole world watches, The quitter taps out, We're not here to take part, We're here to take over.....your money I'm not Irish I like the rhyme but I don't like the format, you need to use the enter key. Do you want to have another bash or is that your final entry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 I'm not Irish I like the rhyme but I don't like the format, you need to use the enter key. Do you want to have another bash or is that your final entry? edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jackking Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Ok, I'm down to clown: The Rainbow Rider An English mate accepted fateand decided to be done.A noble effort to be sure325 fights he had won.He achieved a best rank, himself to thankthat's as good as it can be.If only that first oneweren't followed by a three.He's from the South Coast and likes to boastOn hype he did feedTo give away his fortunehe must not have much greed. I've got my eyes on the 10 million prizethe thought of it gives me glee.So sparkly rainbow unicornDeliver it to me. 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakePhoenix Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Me: "Oh I've got this!" [Reads Jackkings entry] Nevermind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra7 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 There once was a man from Peru who dreamt he was eating a shoe. I dont remember the rest but that 10M sure could give new managers training the best Read and dictated by ferocious beast gym 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeF Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Conor was the leader of Vendetta, Those guys thought they were something better. Wolf was number one, and Aaron - number two, But when Mike busted their ass, Conor was like: "Oh god, what did you do?!" But there were better days for Conor, He was earning forum honor, He had a pocket rocket called Glenn, So they were making Grumpy madder than a wet hen. Now his tycoon days are long gone, But he checks it monthly from his phone. Conor saw that he won 10 milly, And thought "I should make those dumb fucks do something silly!" 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB90 Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just to give everybody the heads up , I'm writing this on the loo, Don't you think it's funny, what you think of mid poo. His name is king con and he beats his fucking chest Knocking out punks and submitting the rest He doesn't feel pressure he's shows the world his best UNi Conor the beautiful unicorn Lay off the big nose it's his unicorn horn He made his return, as a keyboard warrior recruit It didn't last long, he went inactive and aylib gave him the boot 10 million to the winner, so here's my little bid . Shame you support Chelsea , hazards off to Madrid . I'm an arsenal fan and you beat us in Baku Your a top funny lad even for a blue . 10million dollars richer , I think I'm abramovic 10miilion dollars rich , please can I be your bitch? He works late at night, sorting groceries Maybe it's time to teach Louie's twins about the birds and the bees . It's time to live the beach bum life , like Alejandro Scott Don't let Edgar hear this, but Conor thinks your sisters hot He has a custom pink belt Nobody knows why Who gives a fuck, let the unicorn fly We hope you return and pop in to say hello But for now uniconor it's time to say goodbye 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 I don't want your money but convince Mike to give me a sparkly yellow belt and we all good my man. Help me ObiCorn, you're my only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 There was a young girl from Tikrit Whose pussy smelled just like her feet. If you want the rest pay me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted June 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Conor was the leader of Vendetta, Those guys thought they were something better. Wolf was number one, and Aaron - number two, But when Mike busted their ass, Conor was like: "Oh god, what did you do?!" But there were better days for Conor, He was earning forum honor, He had a pocket rocket called Glenn, So they were making Grumpy madder than a wet hen. Now his tycoon days are long gone, But he checks it monthly from his phone. Conor saw that he won 10 milly, And thought "I should make those dumb fucks do something silly!" Who are you?! I feel sad about vendetta again now. Just to give everybody the heads up , I'm writing this on the loo, Don't you think it's funny, what you think of mid poo. His name is king con and he beats his fucking chest Knocking out punks and submitting the rest He doesn't feel pressure he's shows the world his best UNi Conor the beautiful unicorn Lay off the big nose it's his unicorn horn He made his return, as a keyboard warrior recruit It didn't last long, he went inactive and aylib gave him the boot 10 million to the winner, so here's my little bid . Shame you support Chelsea , hazards off to Madrid . I'm an arsenal fan and you beat us in Baku Your a top funny lad even for a blue . 10million dollars richer , I think I'm abramovic 10miilion dollars rich , please can I be your bitch? He works late at night, sorting groceries Maybe it's time to teach Louie's twins about the birds and the bees . It's time to live the beach bum life , like Alejandro Scott Don't let Edgar hear this, but Conor thinks your sisters hot He has a custom pink belt Nobody knows why Who gives a fuck, let the unicorn fly We hope you return and pop in to say hello But for now uniconor it's time to say goodbye Brilliant mate, fucking spot on. References to my big nose, my job, my football team and the fact that I would bang Edgars sister and you called me funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 I have money but I'd like ten million more, so I wrote this haiku 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted June 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 I have money but I'd like ten million more, so I wrote this haiku haiku is 5-7-5 syllable pattern NOT 4 - 9 - 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcool Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Conor farts rainbows and unicorns His ugly purple cat chases two butterflies Now give me my monies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 haiku is 5-7-5 syllable pattern NOT 4 - 9 - 5 bro.... i had it on the wrong line 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itakebrides Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5CO9ZgvxI 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
762x39 Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Some of these are really good. Hate to hear you are leaving. I just got back myself. Hope life treats you well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 The Unicorn may come The Unicorn may go But, the legend of the Unicorn will forever always grow. It's sad to see him go We wish it wasn't so Can anything be done To keep this British Stud Once he was on top But now he's on the bottom But stick around a little longer We can get you back on top We will never know If we let you go Get your ass back here King Con But, if you will not stay Your millions I will take I will spend them wisely And share them with this tycoon world My pact to you Is every time I host a tourney No one leaves empty handed For everyone will win something Just for taking part Lets keep this game going Lets keep this game growing Lets all come together Lets make this bitch better Oh Unicorn, Unicorn won't you please stay! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MpJuice Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 No clue who you are And I don't even care to be fair Your money is why I am here And I hope you give me a share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxxtremeT13 Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Monday come Monday go And yet I still Don’t have my doe Unicorn oh Unicorn Where have you gone Get your Arse Back here So my bank can grow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubberWinger Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 so who won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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