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FARTMMA (340k) would like to welcome all the amazing 335k talent that signed with the org in the past 24 hours for our "experimental" league.



This is the first move towards slowly, in the near future, decrease the ID as our fighters near training completion and towards no ID territory.



We have received TREMENDOUS support from the top managers in the community (thnak you for the amazing talents!!) as well as our current managers.



Thank you all for trusting us to continue to offer FAIR FIGHTS ONLY !



This is CEO Camara`s reaction as one by one some FUTURE top 100 talent signed to his org today :



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A HUGE thanks to Mike Tycoon for letting us transfer FARTMMA back to my "Honest as Fuck" hands.

 

Also HUGE thanks to Alex Biro for holding it for a while there, true partnership !

 

We also have a new partner in Pitbull ROIDS. Rich Piano would be PROUD !

 

OUR NEXT 3 EVENTS ARE FULLY BOOKED. NO AUDIENCES DUE TO CORONA VIRUS ! COACHES AND MANAGERS AFFECTED WITH HE BAD AIDS ALREADY CAN DEFO ATTEND.

 

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Important Announcement:

 

Hello dear managers,

Just wanted to announce that due to the Pandemic CODIV-69 Worldwide our arenas will be almost vacated to practice social distancing.

The only personel allowed in our arenas will be:

1- The fighters

2- Immediate Coaching Staff

3- Anyone that already has the BAD AIDS



We thank you for your understanding, fighter/staff safety is our #1 CONCERN.

We expect losing quite a bit of money due to this but in that case we will just proceed to hussle some other noob like Chris Karter for a couple of COOL MILLIONS.

So no worries

The show must go on !



Ibby - CEO of FARTMMA

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Santino Lombardo (335790)

 

On behalf of FARTMMA. We would like to truly thank Camp Staz and their stud project Santino Lombardo for their time at our org.

 

After some 330k orgs folded FARTMMA acquired some of their almost fully trained talent in order to help the org transition, slowly, into unrestricted ID territory and also to keep these amazing fighters occupied (since depops are for realz).

 

I pride myself in the fact that my 340k studs can give any 335k a proper fight but Santino and his well versed camp showed me otherwise :)

 

So we have released Santino so he can find his destiny while we continue on our road to no ID :)

 

I am sure my warriors will meet him down the stretch.

 

Until next time my friends :)

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Also we have a HUGE Announcement !

 

Movie Star Marty Robbins and Camp Buff have agreed to lend FARTMMA the rights for the Legendary "Pa Says Pistol" , this was the trophy for basically the TOUGHEST tourney to ever grace the Tycoon Wurld!

 

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The Legendar Pa Says Pistol is a family heirloom. And Pa Says: Let the Killers at FARTMMA get a copy !

 

We have submitted the legendary trophy for Mike to approve, our greatest fighters will soon receive this unbelievable trophy !

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Joe Exotic: Hi there kitties and pussies that test vs yourselves.

 

On today`s show we got none other than shamed champ STRIPPED TWICE Giusseppe Hopkins.

 

He will join Joe Exotic TV for an eclusive LIVE interview.

 

 

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Tiger King: Giuseppe long time no see mate how you doing? Master Camara would be interested in offering you a title fight vs Kowalski at 205.

 

He figures you gonna start trouble and shit right after should you win the title but here at Joe Exotic TV we believe that all publicity is good publicity. Plus

 

Kowalski needs to bounce and we are workig on a 1-fight deal with him and his management and right now we have no contenders. Spanky Loco does not qualify as he is managed by Camara and we have a strict no Camara champs in the organization.

 

This is the chance of a lifetime as we near FARTMMA 100 and will be looking to do some sick Super Fights so if you agree to a 3-fight deal we can accomodate.

 

Here is the Full details:

 

3-Fight Deal

 

10k / 20k /20k

 

Inactivity days: 28 days

 

Lots of rest in between fights so you are super fresh for your title defenses should you take the title from the champ. It`s a great deal and we promise you get enough days between fights.

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Tiger King: Giuseppe long time no see mate how you doing? Master Camara would be interested in offering you a title fight vs Kowalski at 205.

 

He figures you gonna start trouble and shit right after should you win the title but here at Joe Exotic TV we believe that all publicity is good publicity. Plus

 

Kowalski needs to bounce and we are workig on a 1-fight deal with him and his management and right now we have no contenders. Spanky Loco does not qualify as he is managed by Camara and we have a strict no Camara champs in the organization.

 

This is the chance of a lifetime as we near FARTMMA 100 and will be looking to do some sick Super Fights so if you agree to a 3-fight deal we can accomodate.

 

Here is the Full details:

 

3-Fight Deal

 

10k / 20k /20k

 

Inactivity days: 28 days

 

Lots of rest in between fights so you are super fresh for your title defenses should you take the title from the champ. It`s a great deal and we promise you get enough days between fights.

LOLOLOL ANYTHING BUT SPANKY INNIT BRO

 

OK HERE WE GO HOPKINS vs Kowalski after i fight Spanky

 

HOPKINS DOES WANT NO MONEY FOR THE FIGHT BUT AS HOPKINS IS NUMERO UNO THE FIGHTS MUST BE AT RFC AS THATS WHERE HE MADE HIS NAME

 

So camara bitch you wanna go lets go

 

RFC all the way FARTMMA isnt running on Hopkins hype

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You can try everything in the book to try to manipulate but its what ever and no doubt youll now say Hopkins is ducking blah blah blah

 

Its on my terms as im numero uno so you can swivel on anything but spanky first just because its fun and you know after 6 month of asking you wont take the fight after all the shit you talk on the forum

 

Now its just shits and giggles you bum

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Trump: Man Joe, and they say you Oakland white trash are dumb.

 

Tiger King: Yeah this is like a new level of dumb, must be a Geordie thing lolol .

 

Trump: lolol yeah heavy inbreeding will do that to you Joe, you must be a mullet wearing, gun wilding queersauce but at least you don`t mate with your sisters.

 

Tiger King: This guy is so dumb Donald, I cannot even start to comprehend. Hey at leat we got him out of the PULSE thread spewing his crap lol

 

Trump: Let`s put him on ignore shall we?

 

Tiger King: Ignore it is :) HAHHAHAHHA numero uno hasn`t fought since like 2019 lol what a dumb dumb I tell you

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Trump: Man Joe, and they say you Oakland white trash are dumb.

 

Tiger King: Yeah this is like a new level of dumb, must be a Geordie thing lolol .

 

Trump: lolol yeah heavy inbreeding will do that to you Joe, you must be a mullet wearing, gun wilding queersauce but at least you don`t mate with your sisters.

 

Tiger King: This guy is so dumb Donald, I cannot even start to comprehend. Hey at leat we got him out of the PULSE thread spewing his crap lol

 

Trump: Let`s put him on ignore shall we?

 

Tiger King: Ignore it is :) HAHHAHAHHA

LOL nothing about anything so youre still a bitch im done here #noballs

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FARTMMA 94: Pandemic will be held in St Pete`s at the Docks in from of 5000 crazed fans high on Kroodile !

 

In our main event new cummer Humors will take on one of the best 330k fighters in the Tycoon Universe Aku Serronen.

 

This will be Aku`s last fight at the organization as he transitions to the BIG LEAGUES !

 

We want to thank Aku and Camp Valkoinen for their patronage and wish them the best of luck out there in the unrestricted org.

 

Aku had 3 historic WARS at FARTMMA and will definitely be a prospect to watch in the coming future.

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On behalf of all the staff at FARTMMA we want to thank the Champ Kowalski and his management for his time at the org.

 

After Camp Little picked up Kowalski from free agency it was discussed about possibly him leaving the org but myself and Mac agreed to him defending until Kowalski lost the belt.

 

He had a great fight again against Lancaster and it all looked according to plan but the champ retained in once again amazing fashion.

 

We find ouserlves in a legit crossroads here and unless I break my cardinal rule of not having my own fighters fight for belts at my org here is what Camp Little and FARTMMA agree to:

 

- We wil be stripping the belt from Kowalski so that Mac and his star project go finish their training and find other battlegrounds.

 

- The 205 Division will be the first FARTMMA division to test/move down to 330k ID for its belt. Not sure yet if I will go ahead with a tourney or simply just roll with it as is but this will be decided shortly.

 

It has been a great honour to have a man with 1 arm hold the FARTMMA belt. We will be inducting Kowalski into the Hall of Fame in the next wave along with some much patient legends.

 

The future is bright, our 205 Division will test 330k waters and see how we do the rest of 2020.

 

A huge thanks to Little for making these negotiations so easy, in the end 340k stands strong with all managers and orgs continuing to collaborate as much as possible.

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FARTMMA 95 was an incredible event and moved the organization into the 7th spot Worldwide !

 

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Some of our highlights !

 

This is a Draw between 2 of the absolute best 340k fighters of their generation ! The judges did not seem to agree with the commentators:

 

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The fights were so close / competitive, the son of Chris Steve, Yago "Overthrower" Steve (5-1) managed to win a Split Decision vs that killer Pauke Murhapuro (8-7).

 

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I have huge respect for manager Ispa Murhapuro. He could have easily taken his younf project to another softer place but he chooses FARTMMA as the place to do battle and most important our GANGSTERWEIGHT Division, the most dangerous place to do business with the mighty Techno Viking waiting for anyone crazy enough at the very top.

 

Some titles changed hands tonight and others didn`t.

 

We continue offering fair fights to anyone and thanks to a very generous donation this morning from an anonymous source we will continue bringing you all fair entertainment for many years to cum.

 

We are only 5 events away from FARTMMA 100 !

 

In other news our 205 Division has succesfully migrated to the 330k ID and we will be doing a 16-man tournament in May to crown it`s new King !

 

Izzy Banging, Welterweight Champ:

 

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Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara

 

CEO of FARTMMA

 

 

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Hello Dear friends,

We had another great event tonight and we are exactly 3 weeks away from the 100th show at FARTMMA.

FARTMMA 100 will be an awesome show and we are planning on hopefully having as many belts on the line for our biggest show ever.

Also a reminder that with all pending 205 lbs fights completed we are proceeding with a 205 Grand Prix. Te bracket can be found here:

https://challonge.com/fr/tournaments/bracket_generator?ref=oCOXpCHbss

The first round of the 16-man tourney will take place on May 30th. We want to thank all fighters at 205 for their patience as we transition this first division into 330k ID

Thank you all again, we are proud of offering the most fair fights in the business.

Ibrahim Camara

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Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara

 

CEO of FARTMMA

 

 

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Hello Dear friends,

We had another great event tonight and we are exactly 3 weeks away from the 100th show at FARTMMA.

FARTMMA 100 will be an awesome show and we are planning on hopefully having as many belts on the line for our biggest show ever.

Also a reminder that with all pending 205 lbs fights completed we are proceeding with a 205 Grand Prix. Te bracket can be found here:

https://challonge.com/fr/tournaments/bracket_generator?ref=oCOXpCHbss

The first round of the 16-man tourney will take place on May 30th. We want to thank all fighters at 205 for their patience as we transition this first division into 330k ID

Thank you all again, we are proud of offering the most fair fights in the business.

Ibrahim Camara

 

 

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Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara

CEO of FARTMMA

 

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Alright so just wanted to follow up on the 16-men Grand Prix happening on May 30th.

 

Updates: 2 of the participants have gone FA and a 3rd one respectfully declined to take part. This was to be expected, no big deal really.

 

Yesterday I sent a few dozen invites to very solid 330k free agents in the 205 Division.

 

For now the only change is we have booked Ares Praetorian vs Jason Knight. Almost identical IDs and should be a very competitive fight.

 

335k Super Star Jay "The Chin" Leno joined the 205 Division today and I also contacted JAG owner Nate Baker to see if any of his 205 roster would like to join our 16-man Grand Prix.

 

We should get the last 2-3 fights finalized along with the bracket in a few days.

 

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Ladies and gents the time has finally arrived :)

 

After 100+ shows we are very happy to present you FARTMMA 100: Road to Valhallol

 

4 titles are on the line, we have never had these much gold on the line!

 

We are 3 Days away from the biggest card the 340k bracket has even seen.

 

Over the next 3 days we will analyze the fights, talk about the trials and tribulations the org has experienced and induct some much deserved fighters into the Hall of Fame.

 

It has been a bumpy ride but we would not change it for the world :)

 

Thank you for all your patronage and for all the memories, here is to 100 moar !

 

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And to Analize the 10th fight on the Undercard we have the greatest 350k fighter in the world Aaron Wolf ! The superstar who is about to unify the belts against champ Mohammed Kahn from Madness will give us his expert opinion!

 

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Zy (3-1) vs Trecozze (7-14): This is a very tough fight to call. Trecozze is a crafty fighter that can definitely get Zy in trouble if it goes to the ground with a brown belt from decorated Brazilian Master Flavio Behring. I have rolled with Gino and recently attended Behring Jiu-Jitsu Association seminar in Belarus where they have no respect for social distancing and he is top of the food chain.

 

However Zy is 3-0 in FARTMMA managed masterfully by former #1 manager and LOD powerhouse Whymer Van Mastodon. He has excellent hands, lethal high kicks and has never been KOed.

 

I honestly think if Trecozze does not get it to the ground in the first round the dangerous Zy will work his body and finish him early in the second.

 

Wolf Prediction: I`m going with Trecozze via Kimura, his favourite submission late in the 1st Round.

 

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