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#21 potter09

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 11:25 AM

Jake LaMotta wants a bit of loompa
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#22 HometownHero

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 09:31 PM

dumbass wants oompa bad
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#23 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 11:01 PM

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#24 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 02:22 AM

NEWSFLASH

 

 

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The MMA world will be treated to another Oompa Loompa Superfight - news has leaked from people in high places that his next opponent will be none other than "The Bone Collector" Gary Bunn. It's another massive fight with Bunn ranked 2 at 155lb and 19th in the world. 

 

Loompa made his mark when he stunned the MMA world with a split decision victory against Danny Power, he has continued his good form with wins against both Randolph and Partio. Sean McDonnel manages both Power and Bunn, so you would have to say that Bunn with have a good insight on how to tackle this next fight of his. However facing a McDonnel fighter will hold no fears for Stu Pidasol as the current head to head between these two, is 5-1 Pidasol's way. The Team Conquer Alliance will definitely be split on who to support in this intra alliance battle with Stu PIdasol recently joining forces after closing down his DILLIGAF Alliance.

 

We are unsure as of yet on the exact date of the fight nor of the weight division it will be taking place in.. Loompa has had 1 fight at 155lbs and he was dominated for 5 rounds losing by decision, however Loompa is a much different fighter now than he was back then... We have yet to be able to reach Stu or Loompa - some drugged out Wolf guy has been answering their phones...

 

Stay tuned for further developments.....

 

 

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#25 ArtieBanks

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 05:47 PM

This presentation is brought to you by the brotherhood of the vertically challenged.

 

 

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DOO

OOMPA VS BUNN WILL MAKE THE FANS GO BOO

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DEE,

PITTER PATTER JABS IS WHAT AWAITS THEE

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POWER AND BUNN

GARY IS BORING AND DANNYS A BUM

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DA

WHY NOT OTSO WHY ARE YOU SCARED BRA?

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DEE

INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS FIGHT JUST STARE AT A TREE

WHY DON’T WE CARE ABOUT THIS FIGHT?

BECAUSE MR LOOMPA WILL MAKE BUNN LOOK SHITE.

 

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#26 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 27 February 2014 - 10:27 PM

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#27 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 03:18 AM

Oompa Loompa Vs Gary Bunn

Superfight @ Syn

7th of March 2014

 

 

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p4p 10 Oompa Loompa - 20-3-0(6 via KO 6 via Sub)        p4p 20 - Gary Bunn - 29-9-0(3 via KO 3 via Sub)

 

The rumor mill has proven to be correct with one of MMA's hottest prospects Oompa Loompa set to take on the formidable Gary Bunn in a Superfight that will headline a super impressive card at Syn on the 7th of March.    

 

Loompa has been on a tear winning his last 7 fights, the last 3 of that run being the most impressive as he has put away some of the best at 145lbs. He is the current EVO 145lb champion. His opponent is no slouch, Gary Bunn had a run of 8 straight victories stopped last time out when he lost to current No. 4 p4p fighter Michael Patton. However he has beaten the some of the greatest ever in the lighter weights most recently Otso Jokinen, Rafa Silva and Donny Donowitz.

 

You have been hiding under a rock if you haven't heard from the outlandish Oompa Loompa, his tweets and antics are more famous than his ability in the cage. Many have questioned whether he is even fighting to his true potential with an the partying he has been doing.

 

We sit down with Loompa and Stu and get there thoughts on what should be another fascinating match up.  

 

So Stu, both you and Loompa have been very vocal for the last month trying to get a fight against Otso Jokinen, hell there was even a threat to get "The HItam" involved to get this fight, yet the fight fans are once again left wanting as a different fight is has been set.

 

Stu: You're right I have been crying out for the Otso fight, word on the street is that people in the fight game are saying that he has fallen off the perch as the best fighter in these lighter weight division, and they are saying they actually don't believe he has what it takes to get back to the top. That means there are a bunch of fighters vying for the top dog status, Loompa is definitely one of them. As a manager I can only do so much, I have reached out to Mega Jug who has said it will happen. I have reached out to Opa and got nothing back. Draw your own conclusions from that but you have 2 fighters ranked in the top 20 both who fight in the same org and both who can fight are either ones weight and yet the fight never happens. As far as I'm concerned both Opa and Otso are fucking cowards.

 

Loompa: Yeah I couldn't agree more Otso and Opa are starting to remind me of Snake and Jacky, when my time finally comes, I will wipe the floor and send that dog packing back to where ever he came from.

 

Hmmm.. I think a change of topic might be the way forward here, Gary Bunn is next up in 7 days, he is more than just a capable fighter, his resume is a who's who of the lighter weights. It will be another very impressive notch in your belt to knock him off.

 

Loompa: Yeah Bunn is a good fighter, but what the fuck is he going to do to me, his powder puff hands have as much power my little sister. This is a MMA fight not a pillow fight, if he can't hurt me then he sure as fuck can't beat me.

 

Stu: His only way to beat Loompa would be to lay and pray for 5 rounds, but don't want to be doing that against a guy that can end a fight with via submission.

 

You are stepping up to 155lbs to take him on, only once in your career Loompa you have done that, and LeFleur made you his bitch for 5 rounds.

 

Loompa: Pfftt, yeah I lost that fight, I was beat on for 5 rounds and he couldn't put me away. It was a long time ago and I wasn't half the fighter back then that I am now. Going up to 155lb doesn't concern me, plus with the lack of worthy challengers at 145lbs I need to find another weight division to dominate as well. Fuck if needs be I will drop down to 135lb if there was anyone worthy there.

 

Jake Lamotta has called you out a few times now - any hope of that fight happening?

 

Stu: Bwahahaha, who is he again? Yeah that's right he's a fucking chump like that Dawkins bloke that called Loompa out. I will tell you right now. Loompa is the best in the business at 145lbs, he's going to be the best in the business at 155lbs and he's also going to be the best in the business at 135lbs. If someone wants to fight him, then I sure as fuck better of heard of them otherwise I'm not wasting mine or Loompa's time. To many fucking can fighters looking to be able to tell there grandchildren that they lost to the great Oompa Loompa.

 

See you in 7 days Bunn and better luck next time you're no match for Loompa.                                                                         

 

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Result: Loompa via Decision (split)


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#28 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 04:04 AM

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#29 spix70r

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 09:58 AM

good stuff


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#30 potter09

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 03:12 PM

If I best matt Miller tonight I want ommpa loompa

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#31 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 10:59 PM

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The "Little Man" has extended his winning streak to 8 after beating Gary Bunn a former No. 3 ranked p4p fighter via split decision, the result was controversial with the commentator having it scored 4 rounds to 1 in Bunn's favour. But the judges saw it differently. Bunn's home crowd vented their frustration but none of that matters now. The win took Loompa to his highest p4p rank of 5, but he was overtaken shortly after when Carl Creel destroyed a pathetic Kane Williams, so Loompa sits at 6.

 

The calls for a fight against Otso have quieten down and that's not surprising considering the HoF fighter nothing but a shell of his former self. Whispers round the PIdasol camp were that Loompa wanted to have a crack at either Matt Miller or Clint Lomax which would make sense considering they sit at No.2 and 3 in the 145lb rankings respectively. However it's come to light that the self proclaimed greatest Bantamweight of all time Lomax is too scared to take a fight against Loompa.

 

So who is next for Loompa you ask? Well he has returned to defend his 145lb Evo title in 14 days on Mega's Birthday Bash Card. The opponent? Well it's not Sly Randolph, who is the No. 5 ranked Featherweight in the game it's none other than Mega Jug's very own Dumbass McWeakhands who is ranked 6 in the Featherweight division and holds down the 37th position in the p4p rankings. Who says having friends in high places doesn't help your career in the MMA fight world? Just ask Dustin Douglas and Soyster an alliance mate of EVO's owner Mega Jug after he has had his arse saved late last week. 


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#32 Rambo

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 12:10 AM

Pluto Palhares wouldn't mind picking on a midget.

 

 

Usually I don't like beating up midgets, or fighting guys below W/C, but raining on your parade would make it worth my while.


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#33 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 12:31 AM

Can he get down to 155lb? If so more than happy to show you that the "Little Man" aka midget will piss excellence out of his little orange dick all over Pluto


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#34 HometownHero

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 08:44 PM

how come no smacktalk about dumbass mcweakhands
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#35 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 12 March 2014 - 08:51 PM

There's still 10 days till the fight ;)
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:31 AM

Oompa Loompa Vs Dumbass McWeakhands

EVO 145 title fight

22nd of Feb 2014

 

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We are here with the "Little Man" Oompa Loompa fresh off his last victory against Dumbass McWeakhands. The win now brings Loompa's streak to 9, his 2nd successful defense of his EVO 145lb title, but most importantly it was a win that send Oompa Loompa to the No.1 P4P fighter in the world.

 

Well Little Man, It's official you are now the Number 1 P4P fighter in the world, how does it feel?

 

Loompa: It feels brilliant, I always knew that one day I would be the best of the best. No one has what it takes to beat me.

 

Little Man just over 3 months ago you told the MMA world that you were going to be the greatest fighter to grace the planet, you have said you wanted to win FOTY 2014, you've managed to get to the top in 3 months, there are 9 more months before the year is out do you think you have peaked too early?

 

Loompa: Peaked too early? Really? No to be fighter of the year you need to be at the top for the year, I intend to make this number 1 spot my own for the next 9 months and beyond. I really do need to send a shout out to Devon Styles, his massive win over Scotty Bennett meant if I could beat Dumbass that the number 1 spot was mine.

 

You're on a 9 fight winning streak, your last 5 opponents have all been ranked higher in the top 50, and this last win was one of your most dominant, who's next?

 

Loompa: Well Jug has an offer on the table at the moment in 23 days time giving Sly Randolph another crack at me and my belt. However I would love to smash none other than the self proclaimed greatest Bantamweight of all time Clint Lomax before that fight. I don't get big injuries and I Lomax isn't going to take much out of me to beat, so hopefully Jug can organise that superfight in the next few days. 

 

You were usually quite before this fight against Dumbass, it has lead fans to believe that you had knuckled down to train for this fight are the days of your shenanigans with The Wolf finished?

 

Loompa: Bwahahaha.. Funny you ask, because once I'm finished here with you, I'm off to my victory party with none other than The Wolf. Rumor has it that Jordan has really outdone himself this time and this could very well be the mother of all benders. So if you haven't got anything else insightful to add then I will be on my way..

 

Result: Loompa via Decision (unanimous)

 

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#37 minark

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:40 AM

I miss #otsoisabitch. Lol
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 02:07 PM

Jeez the reign as number one P4P didn't last long.


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#39 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:47 PM

Hmm.. That doesn't make sense actually -,you lose a tiny bit of hype for not fighting... But Creel hasn't fought for a longer time than Loompa....
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Posted 24 March 2014 - 09:47 PM

Hmm.. That doesn't make sense actually -,you lose a tiny bit of hype for not fighting... But Creel hasn't fought for a longer time than Loompa....

 

Its called the Templeton effect, this is described as when someone overtakes Lance Templeton he gives the game what is known as "the look". The game wets itself begs for forgiveness and lets him back to #1. 


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