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#1 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:18 AM

Why have multiple threads whenever a new fight is announced - what will follow is Oompa Loompa's story for 2014. Here's hoping he doesn't fail.

 

 

Oompa Loompa Vs Danny Power

EVO 145lb Title Fight

9th of Jan 2014

 

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Oompa Loompa - 17-3 (6 via KO, 6 via Sub) p4p111        Danny Power - 31-13-2 (15 via KO) p4p79 

 

The little man of the fight game Oompa Loompa made some bold statements just before Christmas about his desire to destroy all those that fought in the 135lb and 145lb divisions. 2 weeks after his claim he fought his last fight in the Invictus Fight Org with an embarrassingly easy decision win against Shazaam McDaniels.

 

Within 5 minutes of finishing his shower the CEO of Evo Mega Jug was on the phone to Stu Pidasol with details of a contract for Loompa. After a quick scan of all the potential opponents Stu decided Evo was the best place for the little man to start his 2014 crusade. Danny Power the current 145lb champion fresh off his loss on the Xmas Bash card was selected as the first victim...

 

Reporter: Loompa it has been a bit of a whirlwind these last few weeks - from big fish in a little pond to a little fish in a shark tank - how are you travelling?

 

Loompa: Yeah you got that right however I'm no little fish - Danny Power will be the first the to realise this. Danny Power has been a great fighter, he has beaten some legends of the fight game, but his time in the sun has come and gone. He is a shell of his former self - riddled with self doubt, typical pom if you ask me. Lacks the mental toughness to hang in the big leagues.

 

Reporter: Bit harsh of you Loompa - have you not seen his 2013 record?

 

Loompa: Yeah I have looked at his record - early days he was like a FOTY winner, but the FOTY isn't won in 6 months you need to back that shit up all year. That middle section when he went 1 from 5 tells us when it all came tumbling down on him. 

 

Reporter: You haven't beaten a single fighter of note - and here you sit taking pot shots at a fighter of Power's caliber from the well respected fight camp of Sean McDonnel

 

Loompa: And your point here is? I respect McDonnel but his boy Power is as useless as the English cricket team - this fight is nothing more than my stepping stone to have a crack at the form fighters of the division.

 

Reporter: Just exactly how are you going to tackle this massive fight?

 

Loompa: I'm going to go out there and fight my fight - if I want to stand and trade I will, if I want to take him down I will, if I want to get in and clinch I will. I can finish him wherever i choose. Power on the other hand is gong to need to keep this fight standing.

 

Reporter: He's a Black belt you're a Brown belt - he has you covered on the ground?

 

Loompa: He got his Black belt off the back of a wheeties packet - I can out grapple him in my sleep. In fact I dare Power to take me down - I know he won't have the balls but the challenge is there Power.. Let this fight hit the mat..

 

Shine that belt up real good for me Power - because in just a few short days while they cart your limp body from the cage the Evo belt will be put around my waist..

 

Result: Loompa via Decision (split)


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#2 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

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Oompa Loompa

 

The little warrior, the pint sized champ, Oompa Loompa has just notched the first big scalp in his belt with former No.1 p4p fighter Danny Power going down to him in a hard fought 5 round thriller. Loompa showed he clearly has what it takes to tackle any of the games big names. Most laughed when Loompa first debuted, who would have thought a midget could be so devastating in the cage, with an impressive 18-3 record and a big name scalp those that laughed are now taking the first bites of humble pie.

 

Most champs are happy to sit back and wait for the next challenger to come along - well not little Loompa he has joined us today to talk about who he wants next....

 

Reporter: So Loompa that was a great win by you against Power, you must be happy with the result?

 

Loompa: Of course I'm happy with the result, getting the win is always great.I'm not happy with how I fought the fight though, I should have put Power away, I was just a bit sloppy with my ground striking and couldn't use it to set my subs up..

 

Reporter: Big fight nerves?

 

Loompa: Maybe, I have never fought in such a big crowd. The atmosphere was amazing.

 

Reporter: 1 fight at Evo and 1 title, you look to be backing up the big words of yours

 

Loompa: You wanna talk the talk you gotta be able to walk the walk - I know I'm an unstoppable force and the rest of the MMA world will know the same after I put Sly Randolph away. I see him prancing round at the fights, handing out business cards with nothing other than "The One" on them.. I look through his record and who has he beaten? Dawkins.. Bwahahaha.. Cabrera - that guy gets carted to the cage in a wheel chair.. Power? Yeah I just beat him.. Randolph has done nothing yet finds himself one of the top ranked featherweights in the game..

 

Reporter: You aren't going to make many friends with comments like that.. I'm going to point out the obvious take out Power and you have beaten no one as well...

 

Loompa: Friends? I couldn't give a shit about any of the so-called fighters in this division, they are nothing but punching bags that need to be beaten up.. Yes you are right Power is the only name I have beaten but I'm the one holding Evo's 145lb belt.. My first defence of that title will be one where I serve "The One's" head on a platter.. 

 

I'm the champ "The One" and you will be the next that I lay to waste. 

 

Well the Little man has spoken, the champ has called out "The One" Sly Randolph - all we need now is for CEO Mega Jug to set the date - lets see if the tables can be turned on Loompa... Or will he be shooting further up the ranks.....

 

Pandemonium has broken out at the chocolate factory - "Little Man" Oompa Loompa and a group of his Oompa Loompa mates have run an absolute fuck at some of the very best Vegas night spots. 

 

Social media was a buzz after a series of late night tweets from "Little Man"

 

 

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This all came after EVO CEO Mega Jug announced that on the 30th of Jan Oompa Loompa will defend his title against "The One" Sly Randolph.

 

Willy Wonka has refused to comment - but the union leader of the Oompa Loompa's has said an internal investigation would be conducted...

 

Stu Pidasol's phone was switched off...

 

We did manage to get through to the "Little Man" and this is what we got.......

 

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you call yourself "The One"?
A highly ranked fighter who is nothing more than a bum.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
I'm going to end this fight with an armbar.


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#3 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

Oompa Loompa Vs Sly Randolph

EVO 145 Title Fight

30th Jan 2014

 

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Oompa Loompa continued his impressive run up the rankings comprehensively beating former No.2 p4p fighter "The One" Sly Randolph. The "Little Man" has started his 2014 quest for FOTY very impressively. Commentator Sean McDonnell gave him little hope of victory, predicting Randolph to win via KO in the middle rounds. The win now puts Loompa as the No.1 featherweight in the world and 15th overall on the p4p standings.

 

Loompa: I warned the tycoon world I was coming, I told you what I was going to do to these pretenders that dominate the top of the rankings. People laughed, people said you don't have what it takes. How wrong those people were. I am the best featherweight in the world, I am the best bantamweight in the world, if you think otherwise you know where to find me.

 

Hey Otso, I see you couldn't even beat that bum Jie Liu.. That's embarrassing, I wouldn't have minded beating the shit through you too, but I think you're a washed up bum now. Time to retire, it's sad watching greats of the fight game continue on well past their primes. Oh you still think you have what it takes?? Well I have a shiney belt round my waist how about you come try to take it off me..

 

Wowee - The ever confident Oompa Loompa has just called Otso Jokinen a washed up bum and has called him out.. stay tuned fight fans Loompa is a man on a mission.

 

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Result: Loompa via Decision (Unanimous)


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#4 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

Loompa and Dawkins go at it on social media

 

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#5 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

Oompa Loompa Vs Kauko Partio

Superfight @ Versus

8th of Feb 2014

 

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  p4p 15 - 19-3-0 (6 via KO, 6 via Sub)                                    p4p 23 - 34-16-2 (12 via KO, 10 via sub)

 

The new king of the featherweights, everyone favourite orange guy, the one and only Little Man Oompa Loompa will be travelling to London for a Superfight against the 2nd ranked featherweight  Kauko Partio. 

 

We did see through the week that Loompa wanted Otso, he along with Stu Pidasol's camp started an online campaign to get the fight happening with the #Otsoisabitch. To add an extra layer we saw the emergence of a love triangle with Richard Dawkins and Loompa having a war of words via twitter.

 

So here we are 2 days out from a fight, we don't have Loompa vs Otso and we don't have Loompa Vs Dawkins, we have Loompa Vs Partio and you, much like me are asking who the fuck is Partio. Well after a quick glance he fell on his arse at the number 2 ranking with a win against Clint Lomax. Prior to that he had done fuck all.

 

Do you have any thoughts on the fight Loompa?

 

Loompa: Well this fight does nothing for me, this guy's a bum, I thought I had finished fighting bums when I moved to Evo but Mega Jug said I need to fight him, so fight him I will. At least I get the chance to knock his pathetic arse back down the rankings where he belongs. 

 

That's a serious lack of respect for a guy that has all the tools to beat you Loompa, he has beaten Lomax last fight who is rated as one of the best ever at this weight division. 

 

Loompa: Yeah  and? He's spent his whole career hiding at Cage Wars, he's lost to both Power and Randolph the 2 guys I have just beaten. Lomax is a bum and so is this Partyo, Partio or whatever the fuck the stupid c-unts name is.

 

Are you in a bad mood today Loompa? I haven't seen you this angry during an interview before?

 

Loompa: Yeah maybe I am, probably coming down, partied all night with the lads and this new kid Stu has been training Jordan "The Wolf" Belfort, the kid's a fucking lunatic more money than sense but fuck it was one hell of a wild party. 

 

Oh, I see I will leave you too it..

 

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Result: Loompa via Decision (Unanimous)


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#6 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

Knight's Court arena in London was treated last night to an amazing scene - it seems Jordan Belfort had brought half the 18,000 seats and gave the tickets to every Oompa Loompa in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. One side of the arena was a sea of orange as they cheered on "Little Man" Oompa Loompa.

 

Loompa won an enthralling 5 round battle by unanimous decision, the win was once again against the odds, with very few giving him a chance at victory. The win was his 7th in a row and 3rd against top quality competition in as many fights. Here's a the replay of the what happened after the fight.

 

And your winner by Unanimous Decision "Little Man" Oompa Loompa....

 

Well that was a great.....

 

OOMPA..... *silence*

 

What's this? 9000 screaming Oompa Loompa's in unison....

 

OOMPA.... *silence*

 

OOMPA.... *silence*

 

OOMPA LOOMPA.... *silence*

 

OOMPA LOOMPA.... *silence*

 

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DOO

I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU.

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DEE,

IF YOU ARE WISE YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU STEP INTO HIS CAGE?

THE LITTLE MAN WHO IS INTENT ON RAGE.

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DA

WE ALL KNEW HE WOULD GO FAR

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE DEE

WHO'S GOING TO BE NEXT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A SEE...

 

Wow, talk about hairs on the back on your neck - that is something fight fans here in the arena and around the world will never forget... Lets go ring side now and hear what "Little Man" has to say.

 

What we just heard was something special Loompa, can you describe how you're feeling?

 

Loompa: Big thanks to The Wolf for doing what he has done, Willy Wonka pays Oompa Loompa's fuck all, he's a tight arse so for them to be able to come out and see this fight was brilliant.. A even bigger thanks to the orange army...

 

*another roar from the Oompa Loompa's*

 

What a fight Loompa - you've do it again, an against the odds victory..

 

Loompa: Against the odds? Hmm.. Oh you're talking about the social retards like Rainbow, Castor and Vlad who had plenty to say about my chances in this fight.. Come on you of all people should know that their opinions hold as much weight as brainsmasher thoughts on gun control. You could throw those 3 into a tub full of nipples and all three of them would come out sucking each others..... err...... thumbs.

 

To be fair Loompa, I wasn't talking about those morons I was talking about respected commentators like Simpanssi, Zatochi, Poraan, TheJanne and Kole..

 

Loompa: Well a few of them are obviously bias and some have made a mistake, at the end of the day I have no problems being written off before my fights, it's happened in the last 3 and I have won all of them. Maybe now though the MMA world will understand that I am the best there is in the featherweight division. I'm the youngest fighter in the top 10 of the world. But if not so be it, I stated what I was going to do this year and 3 fights in I haven't faltered.

 

What's next Loompa?

 

Loompa: Well knowing The Wolf, there will be one hell of a party waiting for me back in Vegas, so I'm going to celebrate this one, a bit of rest and relaxation before hitting the gym again. I've had 3 grueling fights in the last month, so I've spoken with Mega Jug about a tiny break before he lines up my next victim.

 

Do you know you you're going to get?

 

Loompa: You read the social media sites, you know full well who I want and who wants me. We have a massive fight between Dawkins and Otso, I would say the winner of that fight would be perfect for my next victim, Danny Power just had a great victory too, I'm sure he wants another crack at me, I did after all take his belt.

 

I have a jet to catch, there's a house full of dirty girls who want to do very bad things to me waiting back in Vegas. So I'm out of here


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#7 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:19 AM

reserved


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:22 AM

Reserved... i think we know why i am reserving this spot Stu :D


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[13:57:42] Wolf: she fingered my arsehole though


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 02:44 AM

Oh and just so we are clear - feel free to add to the thread, you want to call Loompa out, do so.. you want to jump on the bandwagon do so. You want to post an idiotic post do so.. Just remember try to stay in character, and expect to be put back in your place by the "Little Man" ;)


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 03:19 PM

Great write ups. So, does a fight between Oompa Loompa and Richard Dawkins is going to happened someday? To be honest I would like to see it.

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To be fair Loompa, I wasn't talking about those morons I was talking about respected commentators like Simpanssi, Zatochi, Poraan, TheJanne and Kole..

 

Loompa: Well a few of them are obviously bias and some have made a mistake, at the end of the day I have no problems being written off before my fights, it's happened in the last 3 and I have won all of them. Maybe now though the MMA world will understand that I am the best there is in the featherweight division. I'm the youngest fighter in the top 10 of the world. But if not so be it, I stated what I was going to do this year and 3 fights in I haven't faltered.

 

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I admit that I was wrong. Congratulations on the big victory. It's seems that "Little man" is going to shake the whole division.


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Posted 09 February 2014 - 04:43 PM

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 06:58 PM

Jake LaMotta would love to throwdown with oompa
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Posted 09 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

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#14 Stu_Pidasol

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Posted 12 February 2014 - 11:48 PM

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Stu Pidasol and Oompa Loompa make there way down to the awaiting press conference - Stu's stumbling round a bit, clearly he is under the influence of something or just suffering from a big night out. Loompa seems to be a different shade of orange, he's not his usual radiant self.

 

Stu raises his hands to the the eager reporters reporters asking for silence.

 

Stu: Lats night we saw Otso Jokinen knock the fuck out of Richard Dawkins inside 3 rounds. Fitting really because we all know Dawkins is a bum. I found it highly offensive but amusing all the same that he wanted a fight against Loompa. Clearly it's time he went back to some mid tier org to finish his days out.

 

We want Otso - plain and simple, he's been the hottest lighter weight fighter for a very long time, he's a former No.1 p4p fighter, he's an EVO and a NFC HoFer... Stop hiding and fighting bums you coward, it's time you took on the hottest prospect on the scene.

 

Reporter: Loompa, Loompa, a question if I may?

 

Loompa: What?

 

Can you beat Otso?

 

Loompa: Can I beat him? I'm not only going to beat him, I'm going to beat him so badly he won't want to return to the cage again. I don't give 2 fucks if he comes down for my 145lb belt or I go up and fight him at 155lbs for his belt. The fact of the matter is his days are fucking numbered. I told Mega Jug I wanted a fight against him, he told me to keep winning and I would get it. Well Jug be a man of your fucking word and set this fight up. Evo 71 or 72 are free and waiting for our names to be listed as the headline act.

 

Reporter: Stu, What do you say about the reports that many in your stable of fighters are more interested in partying it up with "The Wolf" rather than they are of working hard. I mean when have seen some very interesting Twitter posts, some even implying drug use...

 

Stu: Listen here you tip rat - Out of my 11 contract fighters 3 are in the top 10 for there weight classes, all but 2 are top 1000 p4p, You have Loompa here that's top 10. Train hard, party harder, you need to celebrate the wins. Jordan "The Wolf" Belfort will be starting his career in the upcoming ITFL 3 in May, I expecthe will be doing very big things in that Tourney.

 

 

Reporter: Any final words Stu?

 

Stu: Jug set this fucking fight up.. ASAP.

 

*Stu walks out of the conference with Loompa by his side*

 

Well there you have it fight fans - Stu and Loompa have just called out Otso Jokinen in what would be a massive fight for the EVO organisation, one things for sure Loompa is a man on a mission, he wants to make good on his goal of becoming the greatest fighter on the planet. 


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Posted 13 February 2014 - 12:26 AM

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Posted 14 February 2014 - 12:46 AM

Nationwide commercial shows up just before TWW news. 

 

 

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DOO

OTSO JOKINEN WILL BREAK HIM IN TWO

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DEE,

IF HE IS WISE OOMPA WILL FLEE .

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU LOCK THE GATE?

A LITTLE FAT BALL ABOUT TO LEARN HIS FATE.

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE-DA

WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN HE COULD BE KICKED THAT FAR

OOMPA LOOMPA, DO-BA-DEE DAN

THE LITTLE FAT CLOWN WILL BECOME A CAN

 

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[13:57:42] Wolf: she fingered my arsehole though


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Posted 19 February 2014 - 11:24 AM

Loompa has taken to social media to vent his disgust at the decision that Otso Jokinen has signed a contract at Hilo Org Cage Wars in the 145lb division. You really have to wonder why a great like Otso would go and do that when the hottest fighter at 145lb is sitting at Evo waiting for him. Loompa hasn't be shy in his desire to fight Otso.

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Otso has had support from the french...

 

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:39 AM

Great thread!


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:09 AM

Ha ha fair play stu
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 05:14 AM

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