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I am happy to announce that FARTMMA (Federation of Athletes really trying Mixed Martial Arts) has opened its doors in St Petes - Russia.

 

The org is the first of hopefully many 340K orgs.

 

The 265+ division (Open Weight / Open ID) will be the first to open and hopefully to host the LOL MEGA-TOURNAMENT.

 

Contact me if you have any fighters that wish to test themselves !! We also welcome any Island fighters that want to pursue their careers here :)

 

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I had specified 325k but your post actually gave me a much better idea, Opened 265+ as an Open Weight/Open ID division so we can get Hype much faster and my friends and I can even challenge other managers.

 

:)

 

 

Yeah but I've meant after the tourney, although I just realized its a 25 y/o creation so most of them will be sacked anyway

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Alright so some updates.

 

The Fighter ID just rolled past 339k so in about 2-3 weeks we will be officially starting the org with the 340K creations.

 

I am thinking of launching 2 x 16 man tournaments (18 year old creations) to get things started. My favorite divisions are 170 and 265 lbs. Will finalize discussions with my team and post in the tourney section.

 

But some serious action is on the horizon with the first round of the League of Legends taking place on September 16th !

 

Double trouble as the 64-man tourney gets started with 4 massive cards, 2 of them happening at FARTMMA !!

 

LOL 1-A

 

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LOL 1-B

 

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Look at the list of prizes (source: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=62544&page=1):

 

Prizes:

Winner: $5,000,000
Runner Up: $1,000,000

Additional Prize amounts donated by listed manager (will need to discuss further if these will be added to the winning prize pool or divided up for the below listed awards (name subject to change of course pending input by sponsoring manager)

Johnny Lee (18714) - $1M
Bwang Jong Sr (91781) - $1M
Alex K. (84400) - $1M
ChuckW94 - $1M
Bobby Heyman (99756) - $1M
Andrew Rock (83208) - $1M

Best KO: $250K (sponsored by GBK16)
The Milo Phillips Award (Best Submission): $100K (sponsored by HELLBENT (1058))
Best Fight: $250K each (sponsored by GBK16)
The Bubba KillsInWater Award (Most Entertaining Fighter): $250K (sponsored by GBK16)
The Manny Baddabing Award (Most wins by Submission): $100K (sponsored by HELLBENT (1058))
The DIFO Award (Win via Cut): $TBD per win (sponsored by ??)
The Igor Glozman Award (First person to tap to strikes): $TBD (sponsored by ?? )
The Ron Jeremy Award (Most takedowns in a fight): $100K (sponsored by Riner Clothing and Laundry (5379)

The Kid Torres Award (Fighter with the loudest mouth but unable to back any of it in fights): $TBD (sponsored by ??)

The Forrest Griffin Award (Best interview): $100K (sponsored by Andrew Rock)
The Chael Sonnen Award (Most annoying trash talker): $100K (sponsored by Andrew Rock)
First Flying Knee in the League: $250K (sponsored by GBK16)
The Warrior Award (First fighter to get rocked and win via TKO / Submission): $200K (sponsored by YABAI)
Weekly FOTN: $10K (sponsored by Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200))
Weekly KOTN: $10K (sponsored by Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200))
The Pimp Slap Award (First fighter to rock opponent with a slap): $25K (sponsored by ??)
The Jean Claude Van Damme Award (Dominated for the majority of the fight to comeback and KO): $TBD (sponsored by ??)
The Jean Claude Van Damme Award (Dominated for the majority of the fight to comeback and Sub): $TBD (sponsored by ??)
The Rampage Jackson Award (For every Slam TKO win): $25,000 (sponsored by SYN: DARE 290K+)
The Hammer Award (Finish via GNP after 50 or more strikes landed): $250K (sponsored by GBK16)The Premature Ejaculation Award - First fighter to win in 10 seconds or less: $100K (sponsored by BANDAI MMA)
Blake Phoenix Spectacular KO Bounty - ($150K to the FIRST fighter to defeat Blakes fighter via headkick KO, spinning backfist KO, or flying knee KO)
Swag Award (First Majority Decision Victory): $50K (sponsored by Big Larry)
Lucky Bitch Award (First Split Decision Victory): $50K (sponsored by Big Larry)
Lousy Judge Award (First fight ending in a Draw): $100K (each fighter)(sponsored by Big Larry)

Riner Loyalty Award (Fighter with most instances of "thank sponsor" to Riner Clothing): $100K (sponsored by Riner Clothing and Laundry (5379)

The Fighter with the name judged to be the best by TBA alliance members:$250K (sponsored by TBA Alliance)

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So we are about 300 fighters from the 340k bracket !!

 

We are going to be opening (at 340) the following brackets:

 

155 Division

 

170 Division (plus the $300,000 16-man Creation Tournament : http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=62910 )

 

185 Division

 

205 Division

 

265 Division (plus the $300,000 16-man Creation Tournament: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=62911 )

 

Would love to see in this thread if any managers are interested in creating 340k projects. Feel free to post the avatar and a storyline.

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will you be opening 135 or 145lbs division?

 

Unless I find a manager that wants to help me recruit & run those 2 divisions not at the very beginning. I might change my mind and start with 145 but I seriously doubt I will open 135.

 

265+ will be busy with the LoL tournament for a while, that division too I will most probably open at a later date.

 

I would rather properly run 5 divisions (155-265) with 25-30 active fighters per division than 7 poorly. Open to suggestions though. I'm expecting 3-4 other orgs opening after the ID turns.

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No worries , do what's best for the org , I have 8 fighter slots waiting for 340k so just checking on divisions , 290fighters to go

No worries , do what's best for the org , I have 8 fighter slots waiting for 340k so just checking on divisions , 290fighters to go

Awesome man , hope a few of those will call FARTMMA their home. I would really like to work together with 1-2 other orgs to bring back the Olympics next year. We will see.

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FARTMMA has signed its 100th fighter and events (other than LoL) are rolling OUT !! :)

 

We want to thank everyone for their support, specially the veteran managers that have brought their projects to FARTMMA.

 

So if you are looking for a solid 340K org for your projects or older fighters contact us for a contract. Fair fights only !!

 

 

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Battle of the Behemoths Rd2 - Post Event Press Conference



"So one day this dude, Camara something, comes up to me on the street and asks if I wanna come fight over in this org he's got going. I'm like, yeah, why not, I'm hungry. Then a coupla days later, he's like, 'Hey, I got this dude, Princess, Queen, or something...he needs a fight, you interested?' So again, I'm hungry, and I'm like, 'Sure, I can give the guy an attitude adjustment if ya like.'


Next thing I know, he assigns me this random trainer dude. Yeah, acts like the guy's the best around. Knows it all, seen it all. Well, if you ask me, I think the guy is senile and doesn't know up from down, man!


Leading up to the fight, all I'm hearing from my trainer is that this guy likes to throw...so let him wear himself out. Ok, so I listen to the guy...I'm a new fighter ya know, so who am I to change the plan around? I go in, this guy Anawalla can throw, but he ain't got anything that hurts...but he also doesn't seem to be tiring. I wanna hit this bastard back! But all I hear from my corner is, 'You can take it, let him gas himself!'. Yeah, I can take it man, I got a super fantastic chin baby, but dude, we gotta fight back!


Anyways, they never let me really have a shot man. So I fired the old fart and I'm doing it my way next time. Yeah, it was a great show for the fans...and Anawalla, yeah, he got the win...but that's not hard when the other guy never really tests you right?


We'll see what happens next time we face off. Oh, and there will be a next time..and it ain't gonna go down the same! But hey, the crowd seemed to love it man. And that's what matters right? Next time, I do the hitting!"

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Battle of the Behemoths Rd2 - Post Event Press Conference



"I just have to tell you, they said I was going to get my shot here in this org. But hell, how can you get a shot when shit's not maintained right? I mean, can't people do their job and shit?



What do I mean? You know damn well what I mean! That Kora dude, yeah, he got the win. And that's all good and all, but he got a little help ya know? The fight never really got started ya know? The guy who's responsible for cleaning up the ring between matches needs to do his damned job!



You, and everybody else watching, knows that he didn't clean up the drool that that Jurmu dude left on the mat after he was knocked friggin' senseless by Barkov in the fight before mine! I slip, Kora gets a cheap takedown in, and that changes things totally in his favor. Never woulda happened if they could do their damned jobs around this place...these guys who don't do their job...union probably.



What? Yeah, of course it's not in the ToTT, anything about the slip and crap! You think they're going to highlight the mismanagement of the arena and stuff? Yeah right.



Anyways, congrats to Kora on the win...but he should really be thanking the hell outa Barkov for knocking Jurmu into next week...and Jurmu for being such a drooling slob!



Just clean up the f'ing ring man..."



*wanders off muttering to himself*

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PRESENTS:

CAGE FIGHTING AT THE PALMTREE

FARTMMA 3

SPONSORED BY:

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Welcome all to the Palmtree Hotel & Casino in beautiful Las Vegas! We have a special night of mixed martial arts action. You've heard of FARTMMA before, and now you can witness it LIVE! Now we are going to look at the top 5 fights on the card tonight and see what type of match ups we have. So lets get the breakdown!

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MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING

Jimmy "Dokie" Oakly (341188) vs. Mean Machine (340752)

265 Lbs

Oakly (0-2) vs. Machine (2-0-1) are both contrasting styles. Oakly is a taller fighter that is trying to use reach to keep distance and utilize striking abilities, but Machine a much stockier and shorter fighter loves to use jabs and feints to set up the takedown where he can use his grappling skills to control the fight and look for the submission. Contrasting records as well, where Oakly has yet to win a fight and has split his losses between a decision and submission, where as Machine has yet to taste defeat. Not much background story available at this time for either fighter. Age/Reach advantage goes to Oakly while Machine has a better record and a shorter set build that will allow him better advantage for grappling.

Predictions: Mean Machine by Submission

Android "Red Ribbon Armys " Cobra (340113) vs. The Stunna "Tessin" Randy (340082)

265 Lbs

Two 18 year old heavyweights, both with a 1 loss record will come face to face and the pressure is on. Who will be able to get their first win? Lets try to breakdown the opponents. Cobra (0-1) has some serious muay thai skills especially with his knees that I'm believe he will try to use in any way possible in the clinch. Cobra's hands could also be deadly if they find the mark as stand up fighting is the game plan. Randy (0-1) is the complete opposite of Cobra, as he looks to get this fight to the ground and seems to have the conditioning and heart to keep pushing for it. Although he wasn't too successful with his attempts in his 1st fight, he surely got the jitters out of his system now that his 1st fight is over. Cobra should strike and move to avoid shoot and counter takedowns, while Randy should work more angles and throw a few more strikes to set up the single leg takedown which may be easier than driving for two.

Predictions: Cobra by TKO

Boomerang Farts (340052) vs. Kallie "Big House" Coetzee (340159)

265 Lbs

Another set of young 18 year old heavyweights looking to pick up their 1st win of their careers as Farts (0-1) meets House (0-1). Farts 1st fight with Fray Tormenta was a pretty exciting one, as he was spot on in all of his strikes and attempts and even knocked Tormenta down, after escaping initial takedowns he succumbed to a submission and a loss, in contrast Coetzee's fight was awfully short as he was cut really bad that caused the referee to stop the contest at 1:51 of the 1st round, good new for Coetzee is he has a granite chin and solid boxing, but will he bleed like a faucet? Farts is a little inexperienced, but I'm sure he learned a lot in his last fight because he did so well. Both have boxing and both have spent around 4 years rolling on the mats to obtain their blue belts, it will be a test more for Coetzee in my opinion than Farts, but they both have a lot to prove.

Predictions: Fart by KO

Tommy "The Tank" McGrath (341187) vs. Kemal "Cook" Tohumat (340532)
265 Lbs
McGrath (1-0) needed all of 48 seconds to get the technical knockout in his 1st fight, even took a head kick and connected on all 4 combinations thrown. That is some serious hand skill there, as he has heavy hands and excellent stand up. Tohumat (1-1) is a grinder that wants to take you down, lay his body weight on top of you and just smash you up hoping you'll get tired and will panic where he can finish you off, he has some submission skills, but he really likes to smash and ground n pound more. McGrath will want to be weary of the takedowns and use his footwork to dance and move in angles away from Tohumat as he advances, while 'The Cook" will need to serve up something special on the menu for this dangerous striker, no need for cookie cutter menu food, he is going to have to set up some chef's surprise to win this one.
Predictions: McGrath by KO
Axel "Ramrod" Solomon (340860) vs. Mark O "The Olympian" Madsen (341128)
265 Lbs
Now this is the fight that should be the Main Event right here, maybe there is a mix up from the brass, but you have two 25 year olds who are both (2-0) looking to establish themselves for the future of the organization, could the victor here become a champion? Lets break down the odds. Solomon has superb boxing but looks to become a very versatile fighter as he attacks with his legs just as much. This poses a problem for anyone wanting to eliminate that one thing they know is his bread and butter, where it seems he has multiple pieces of bread laid out. Solomon will fight you anywhere and so far is pretty accurate wherever the fight goes, he has a tested solid chin so you know your in for a fight. Madsen on the other hand is a brawler that wants to clinch and get you down where he can unleash his rage and fuck shit up. Seriously what drives "The Olympian" in his quest for takedown and conquer? He has won both of his fights inside the 1st round with some brutal ground n pound including some evil elbows. Madsen's wonderful wrestling is the key to this fight, can Solomon keep this away from the ground or does he try to beat Madsen at his own game?
Predictions: Madsen by TKO
There you have it. Top 5 fights of FARTMMA 3 breakdown/Analysis & Predictions. Make sure you check out the official sponsor of FARTMMA,

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FARTMMA (340k) Recently signed it's 100th fighter and we bring you FARTMMA 3 Directly from Las Vegas.

 

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Now this wouldn't be a respectable Fart Master organization if we didn't scout the entire city for the best hookers in the business !

 

For this event fighters and staff are staying at the Encore Beach Club and We present to you the BADDEST BITCHES FROM VEGAS:

 

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FARTMMA 3 from Las Vegas did not disappoint. We had 3 broken arms and some vicious KOs !!

 

Some Highlights:

 

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Causey has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Barnicals clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!

 

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Causey pushes a forearm under Barnicals's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Barnicals is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

 

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The Wrecker tries to clinch up
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and Birchdale counters with a head kick that drops The Wrecker to the mat! The Wrecker scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

 

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The Wrecker tries to clinch up
and Birchdale counters with a hugh head kick that removes The Wrecker from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Nada Birchdale!

 

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Behemoth Semifinals (915306)

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11/17/18

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MAIN EVENT

HEAVYWEIGHTS

Rexx "The Slaughterman" Howler (340331) vs. Viktor Barkov (340124)

Here we have an event with huge fighters looking to become a true king among Behemoths! The semi-finals are here and we have some great fights to announce on this card. We will breakdown these top fights and get you a betting edge with the bookies!

Howler (3-0) has decisions to his advantages, being a deep water fighter already in the tournament. With a solid chin, good wrestling, and an ability that most men seem to not have so easy the ability to not gas out as a heavyweight. His ground n pound is amazing so far as he dismantled an undefeated fighter in the last round with connecting on 61 out of 62 ground strikes! Ouch!!! Howler, noticeably nicknamed "The Slaughterman" is on a 3 fight win streak as he looks to ground his ticket to the finals when he walks into the cage. Barkov (2-0) will look to spoil those plans as he has been just as strong in his own style by using his muay thai clinch to dispatch his two foes by landing 86% of those dirty punches within his strong clinch. The difference will be that he hasn't been tested by a true grappling expert looking to continuously get him down. Barkov will have to keep in the clinch and Howler will look to either counter a clinch attempt with a takedown of his own, or shoot from angles to get to the floor.

Prediction: Barkov with the upset by TKO, Clinch Mauled

145 Lbs

Tyrone "Sweet Tooth" Jenkins (341311) vs. Artem "Soldier Of God" Kravets (341222)

A featherweight attraction which will put Jenkins (1-0) against the debut fighter Kravets as a fight of 25 year olds. Jenkins looks like he could have his way with the debuting fighter, but he has not rested in days and is looking at almost a 50% loss in energy a day from the fight. Jenkins has a win by submission and is a purple belt but he also can imitate Michael Jackson's famous moonwalk feat, which I'm not sure if that helps him recover any faster or not. Kravets on the other hand has equally strong boxing and muay thai while his wrestling and bjj are relatively weak. He obviously wants to fight standing up and must be able to defend takedown attempts to land his strikes and keep distance to further wear down Jenkins. If this fight gets out of the 1st round, I believe that Kravets will win by KO.

Prediction: Kravets by KO.

HEAVYWEIGHTS

Fray "King" Tormenta (340257) vs. Domenic Curtis (340157)

Curtis has a few pounds over Tormenta, but they are pretty equal otherwise. Both undefeated, looking to face the winner of the other semi final from this card to become the King of Behemoths!

Tormenta (3-0) looks to take the fight to the dirty clinch where he will slap, stomp, and catch his opponents worried about the nuisance of his pressure that they can't stop from being taken down. Tormenta will then torture his opponents into submissions. He is a skilled grappler with some slick moves like a snake squeezing his prey. He will fight Curtis (2-0), who has shown a little of a decent clinch game and a transition type wrestling that keeps him from getting caught in submissions on the ground. Not winning as impressive as the others, he does have tools needed to keep the fight going, and you never know what will happen if the fight goes past the 1st round.

Prediction: Tormenta by Sub, Arm Triangle


HEAVYWEIGHT

Dajaun Biggums (341663) vs. Kris "The Talent" Simpson (341404)

Both heavyweights are similar in size and reach is also pretty close so I see no advantage for either there. Both are entering their 2nd pro fight with Biggums having the only win between them. Biggums (1-0) doesn't have much a story so far, a young 20's fighter looking to make his mark took his first fight by ground and pound and beat his opponent inside the 1st round. With superb wrestling and some obvious ground n pound skills I see Biggums looking for the takedown early. He will face Simpson (0-1) who didn't get a positive result out of his 1st fight as he lost inside of the 1st minute of round 1 due to strikes. He got knocked down and was rocked early and didn't have much of a chance to show his proficient boxing skills which is an advantage against Biggums. He also is a blue belt in bjj and although his wrestling is not as strong as Biggums, if he was to get taken down, he will need his blue belt to save him to either sweep and get back up, or go for the ground submissions while Biggums is focusing of the strikes. Another factor is the energy levels of both fighters seem to be drained for each, so conditioning advantage will go to the highest level of the two.

Prediction: Biggums by TKO, ground n pound

145 Lbs

Miguel "MH" Harper (340340) vs. Claude Dacre (341796)
We have a couple of 18 year old featherweights with a small experience advantage going to Harper who is (1-1), with both being decisions and a debut fighter in Dacre. Lets see what differences we can find. Harper obviously has an advantage with experience and has gone the distance in both that gives him 6 full rounds of knowledge in a real fight over his opponent. He has good wrestling, a solid chin, and is more cautious as a counter shoot fighter going for the takedowns and mounting a grinding style landing 96% of all his ground strikes in 2 fights. He also is smaller than his opponent and this could be an advantage if he is able to get underneath his opponent regularly because sooner or later that will lead to a takedown. Dacre primaries are not very note worthy in stand up or wrestling, but in brazilian jiu jitsu he has a great advantage with an advanced brown belt around his waist. This is what makes this fight interesting is that Harper's strength is wrestling based, he does have bjj experience with a purple belt but a brown belt will have more tricks up his sleeve. If this fight was in the gi, I'd have to give it to Dacre, but being mma with strikes, a great equalizer its hard to determine. Dacre will look to counter those takedowns with an aggressive offensive submission gameplan to win this fights. Harper will need to adjust his gameplan as to not be too aggressive and put himself in a bad position.
Prediction: Dacre by Sub, guillontine
There you have it folks! The Behemoths Semi-finals event will have some great match ups. The Howler vs. Barkov and Tormenta vs. Curtis fights should be great to witness cage side. Interesting fights like Jenkins vs. Kravets should entertain the fans as well and set the stage for the future of 145 lbs with the winner of Harper and Dacre. Come on to Wild Bob's Bar in St. Petersburg to get some drinks and enjoy good fights with good company!
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