Victorio Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Hi guys, I met a cute brazilian girl today from an app which can meet friends everywhere called "Hit me up". This girl is all cute and shit and she's 17. I find her cute and she said she needs an asian friend so I starts to chat with her and it starts escalating quickly! We just kind of chit-chatting and recommend some musics to her, then......... http://i64.tinypic.com/2w4we8p.jpg Ha, ha, ha. As a virgin, I am so fucking happy when I saw "And I loved meeting you. ". I am a fucking virgin and no girls had ever show any signs of love meeting me (except my mama.). This is surreal to me. We just talk like for few hours and she's already saying something like this. Too happy to meet her! Now let's swap our nude pics! Jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeF Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Well, enjoy it till she asks you to send her money for a life-saving surgery or a plane ticket. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyNewYear Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 One of these girls on the list looks pretty young. Definitely not 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorio Posted December 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Well, enjoy it till she asks you to send her money for a life-saving surgery or a plane ticket. Hey bro if she's asking for money, for sure I won't get baited. I am looking for friends, and I know what I am doing. Thanks for the concern though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Happy that you're doing well in the love life department mate, you're a nice guy and you're certainly not ugly - however you have posted your facebook name - which is entirely your choice if you wanna do that, but you've posted others that probably wouldn't be so happy that random guys from MMAtycoon can find them... 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Happy that you're doing well in the love life department mate, you're a nice guy and you're certainly not ugly - however you have posted your facebook name - which is entirely your choice if you wanna do that, but you've posted others that probably wouldn't be so happy that random guys from MMAtycoon can find them... Humors has his FB info, my god man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 If you label yourself as a virgin it won't come just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeF Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Humors has his FB info, my god man! Plot twist: Humors is Sindel Vergara 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Plot twist: Humors is Sindel Vergara Oh shitttttt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Plot twist: Humors is Sindel Vergara Hole in the plot twist: Sindel Vergara's grammar is too good to be Humors 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorio Posted December 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 What the hell is going on here......this thread is going to the wrong side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 What the hell is going on here......this thread is going to the wrong side. I honestly don't know what you expected from this lol.. You should have done your 'victory' lap somewhere else. PS you might want to find a girl slightly more local than the other side of the world if you want to lose your virginity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 If you label yourself as a virgin it won't come just do it. pun intended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itakebrides Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 I honestly don't know what you expected from this lol.. You should have done your 'victory' lap somewhere else. PS you might want to find a girl slightly more local than the other side of the world if you want to lose your virginity! http://img.memecdn.com/average-prostitute_o_398476.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 situation update? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmagladiators Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 lol what a shit storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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