BuffMinion Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 Howdy folks! Welcome to the official smack talk thread of the Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™! http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/15019453331501887577150.jpg Over the course of this season you will see 32 Mixed Martial Artists duke it out at the Robbin's family ranch right here in Agua Fria, NM (For legalities sake our official paper work says we're in Las Vegas ?). Also, For those of you asking, who is Marty Robbins? Let me answer that, Marty Robbins became a superstar overnight through the social media platform, Buzz, with his hashtag #PaSays capturing all the hilarious opinions of his redneck, cowboy Dad he calls Pa. With his do or die attitude, hes had some exciting fights in his young career already. However, Marty aspires one day to become an actor and avoid all the CTE (which hes already shown early signs of ). Anyway, back to the show, the fighters will stay in the breathtaking Casa de la #PaSays were they will be training, sleeping, eating, etc. for the next half a (tycoon) year. Contestants will do general chores on the ranch but will also participate in all sorts of challenges including shooting on the range, bull riding, mystery meat eating , etc. Fighters will be under the microscope as our camera team will be filming them 24/7 as our show is broadcasted on CMT™. Seasons will vary on theme to keep the show fresh and exciting to keep our audience on their toes! Now for the best part, 2 contestants will win a grand prize of $50,000, The Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™ Golden Revolver Trophy, & A picture with yours truly, Marty Robbins ! If you have any issues, comments, questions, or derogatory statements about your fellow castmates, living conditions, etc. leave em here (or on buzz with a #FightRanch). 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted August 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14591792902508.png Marty "Big Iron" Robbins I had a chance to interview some of the guys as they enter the Casa de la #PaSays. Some guys were to busy unpacking or already getting into the complimentary, fully stocked Sully's Bar & Grill beer fridge. I asked em to tell me a little about themselves and why they decided to come out the fight ranch. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w40.jpg "El Chico Malo" Samuel Andrade (LHW Contestant making his Pro Debut on the Fight Ranch!) 'Dios mio, where to begin? I was born in Guadalajara, where I spent the first 20 years of my life with mi abuela and two elder brothers. Whilst my eldest brother, Hector, decided to take up arms against the federales, and Jesús, the middle, followed a career as a marine biologist; I felt as though the pugilistic life was for me, which led me to take up boxing in my youth. My family were poor before my brothers began their careers, which meant that we did not have many of the same luxuries some of the other children our street did. We had a tv with only 3 channels, and the only video game I had was Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon. My favourite show growing up was the Apprentice, which lay the foundation for my idolisation of the current president. I realised when I was 20 that staying in Guadalajara wouldn't allow me to progress my career any further, so I made my way to the land of the free the only way possible to me: in the back of a drug traffickers pickup truck. Anyway, this has been a lot of fun, but I must get back to training. iViva Mexico!' http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/10/10w12.jpg Rich "The Money Maker" Tyme (FW Contestant / 0-1) " I am the oldest son in the Tyme family and try to represent them by staying professional. My two little brothers, Mark and Duke, are very close to me and I try to help them with their careers as best I can. I hope to do well at Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch so that I can be someone to look up to." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/3/3w11.jpg Anatoly "The Chernobyl Monster" Gorbachenko (LHW Contestant / 4-1) "My first memory of Chernobyl? My earliest birthday memory, of course! People always talked about it, at home and at school, since I was born on the day of the actual explosion. My poopoo smells extra bad but radiation gives me more power. Nobody can stand with me.After my first loss to a submission called an "Americana" I vowed to never taste defeat again comrade. So I come to America to the Ranch to learn this Americana business and to fuc...errr.. tend to the goats. I love animals." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/42/42b2.jpg Frodo "Rudy" Pitlik (LHW Contestant / 0-8) "Hello, I am a Slovakian fighter. I love this sport and I do it wholeheartedly" Interesting stuff! Hope to get a hold of the others and let the world get to know em a little better! 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronmexico87 Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/33/33w11.jpg Randy Adams (LHW contestant / 1-0) "Hello Marty, I am a wrestler from the south side of Chicago. I learned to fight from a young age wrestling is by far my favorite sport. I was an all-state wrestler taking state titles 3 of 4 years after high school I attended Notre Dame for wrestling where I was a 4 Year all American taking national titles home my jr and sr years. This whole ranch life is very new as I am a city boy spent my whole life in the concrete jungle of Chicago but am ready to do whatever it takes to bring home that 50k and picture of you hahaha. I am looking forward to a great time here on the ranch and smashing my fellow housemates in the face. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted August 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 I am proud to announce and reveal that the first coach of Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™ Season 1 is none other than Kordell Bailey Sr.! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25b12.jpg He will be a great asset to the young fighters in the house as he has had many accomplishments: - Former Aggressive Damage Welterweight Chamption- Former Aggressive Damage Middleweight Champion- Former Global Fighting Championship (GFC) & Cage Blaze Welterweight Champion He is also the head coach at True North Fight Team in Montreal whose home to many great fighters such as Rory "Ares" McDonnell, James "Grizzly" Adams, & Michael "Hurricane" Carter. Something interesting to note is that he already coaches FW contestant Dumba "Touch of Death" Diame Jr. We are certainly glad to have you on Mr.Bailey Sr.! Also, at the season finale, he will fight the other coach in the inaugural "Coach Showdown"! As for who the other coach is, you will have to stay tuned and see who it is! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w16.jpg Tony "Killer" Kijowski (315605) Mr Eric Longstreet might have a lot more experience than me, but i came in to win this tournament. You may have had an impressive KO streak, but your last fight showed that you crumble when you get hit a few times. Well, i'm gonna hit you more than a few times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 As the Featherweights prepare for their matches, they've all been asking "Have you seen the other coach here yet?" Well, without further ado, meet the second coach of Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™ Season 1, Sam "T-Rex" Rogers! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22b12.jpg His accomplishments & feats include: - Former Death Squad Middleweight Champion - Former HUSTLE Welterweight Champion - Tycoon World Grappling Championship Division 2 Runner-Up Sam & Kordell will be mentoring these young fighters getting them prepared physically, mentally, as well as teaching them the ins and outs of the fight game. Don't forget Episode 1 starts tonight as the Featherweights square off in the Elimination Round to see who gets to stay on the ranch for the rest of the season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericj Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I hate to disappoint you lovely ladies, but I would round up the boys and go home while you still can, because Maverick Syndal is going to win every fight he is in this house. We were looking around and we don't see one person that could even give him a run for his money, with that being said we went into his first fight without even touching his sliders and he fuckin dommed in a decison victory lets see what happens, when he doesnt take his opponent as a sparring session 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/3/3w11.jpg Gorbachenko: The house has been great so far. I moved my camp to America from Amsterdam so instead of big fat joints, hash and prostitutes we get fresh milk and sexy goats in the ranch. Pa says to help around, so I tried to milk a cow like he does but ended up masturbating bull all morning. The other guys were just laughing at me, they are mean but I get to break their faces and get paid so its all good. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernNinjas Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25b12.jpg Kordell Bailey Sr. (Head Coach) Sup bredren? I'm here visiting the house before the real fighting and training begins. This place is a little too Deliverance meets Porky's for me to be here full time just yet, yikes. I'm a family man nowadays, you know? Also, Marty's family keeps taking my stash. You know how hard it is getting this shit over the border still? They're just too sweet to confront about it just yet. Anyways, the elimination fights happened last night. This place really gets rocking on fight night. I was impressed with the post-fight ho down and the constant stream of refreshments. These motherfuckers are wacky as fuck but they can hold their liquor. I was impressed with Joe Innocent. He's young but one of the more veteran fighters in the house. His opponent was tough but Joe just kept throwing bombs from the top. It was a matter of time before one connected. Timothy Rex and Tony Kijowski also made a good impressions on me, so I think the next round should be really interesting. Grappling is still my first love so I was also really impressed with Matvey Pavlov. He talks a little too much for my own taste but I met his parents and I like his potential. I was also happy to see a friend in Dumba get into the house. It'll be nice to see a friendly face when I return next week. I'm at the airport now with the stink of 'shine and pig shit still soaked in 'my fro. No worries, until next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Well I'll be dipped! That was an action packed first episode! A big thank you to all the Featherweights who put it all on the line! I'd like to formally introduce the Season one, Featherweight cast of Marty Robbin's Fight Ranch™! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15w21.jpg Joe Innocent Age:26 / 5'4 / Record: 4-2 Our oldest FW contestant, This Belize-Born / Canadian raised wrestler is already proving to be a fan favorite amongst audiences according to our latest online poll. The reason why you ask? Even while on his back the man continued to throw strikes. To his surprise after losing Rd 1, the audience was cheering for him! In Rd 2 after taking his opponent down, Innocent stood up holding his opponent's ankles and dived in throwing a meteorite of a left hand which resulted in a TKO. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w16.jpg Tony "Killer" Kijowski Age: 19 / 5'7 / Record: 2-1 "Killer" is an Englishman who utilizes the rarely seen French Martial Art, Savate, which focuses on low & body kicks. He punished his opponent for 3 rds with repeated kicks to the body and legs resulting in them having to be medically assisted from the ring. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14453701498003.gif Dumba "Touch of Death" Diame Jr Age: 19 / 6'0 / Record: 2-1 A Sierra Leonean protégé of Season 1 Coach Kordell Bailey Sr., Dumba showed exactly how much hes been taught as it only took him 34 seconds to take his opponent's back and sink in an effortless Rear Naked Choke victory. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Matvey "The Gymnast" Pavlov Age: 19 / 5'4 / Record: 1-0 Pavlov's parents were conditioning him to be the next big gymnast out of Russia just as they were.. Pavlov had other plans though. This ill-tempered Russian is looking to show off his superb athleticism and submission skills on the ranch. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/42/42b6.jpg Kevin Love Age: 19 / 5'7 / Record: 1-0 Born in Afghanistan & raised in Killeen, TX, Love won't win over many fans with his fight style. But a wins a win right? He is a slow paced, methodical wrestler who will take you down and is content with holding you there until you figure him out. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b22.jpg Maverick "Magic" Syndal Age: 19 / 5'9 / Record: 1-0 A New York bare-knuckle brawler who showed a surprising amount of versatility in his debut. Punches, kicks, and even takedown attempts were all on display. Syndal toyed with his opponent all 3 rds but sent him tumbling down with a head kick in Rd2 as to say "I could end this whenever i want". http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43b13.jpg Jake "Underestimated" Dillashaw Age: 19 / 5'5 / Record: 1-0 A South African Boxer, whos understanding of clinch positioning, allowed him to dominate his opponent all 3 rds with punches & dirty boxing while never being taken down or hit himself. Impressive stuff. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/17/17w22.jpg Timothy Rex Age: 18 / 6'0 / Record: 1-1 Our youngest FW competitor, is a very bright Muay Thai practitioner who made some viewers a little queasy. He split open his opponent with elbows whilst certainly cracking a rib with some knees. Rumor is his opponent is thinking of retiring because of the beatdown he received. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Amazing preview !! Looking forward to a really nice season 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042915103269.jpg Tony "Killer" Kijowski (315605) While i am happy i won my first fight, i am not happy with not finishing my opponent. I went into this fight out of shape and got lucky against a more experienced opponent. I will focus on my training and hopefully i can show my potential in my next fight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042915103269.jpg Tony "Killer" Kijowski (315605) I went into my last fight a bit out of shape and i was lucky enough to scrape through. I won't make the same mistake again as i take on Kevin Love. Kevin.... Be prepared to meet my feet as i put you to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffMinion Posted September 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just wanted to update you guys! I lost power die to Hurricane Irma so I've been unable to list the cast of the LHW's in detail like I normally do from my laptop. Fortunately I've been able to run everything pretty well from my phone. Just wanted to keep everyone in the loop. Excited for episode 3 tomorrow! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 Thank you for the update Buff and be safe brother !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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