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Dickie "The Dirt" Dirty



Hey everyone! After going 8-1-0 as a pro martial artist, my manager decided that it was time to leave everything behind and leave me in the gutter. I had some hard times , but I feel rejuvenated now under a new manager. He is proud to have picked me up and thinks that I can go a long way in this sport. I really hope so, because I don't want to let my manager down.



I want everyone to know that I'm not called Dickie because of what hangs between my legs. My father his first name was Dick and since I am younger, obviously, they called me Dickie, as sort of a Dick JR kind of thing. I wish I could show you a picture of it to prove that it's not small, but I'm sure that my manager wouldn't be happy with that. I notice that female MMA fighters pose nude, so why shouldn't I do it? Maybe later.



In fact, I have a second job, and I'm a pro in it as well. I'm an adult movie star. I have been contracted already by pretty much all the top websites. I'm the 5th ranked male pornstar in Vegas and I specialise in Asian chicks. Asa Akira is my personal favorite collegue.



I'm not going to lie, the business really pays well and it's great fun. The thing is that I love fighting as well, so I try to combine both jobs. My manager has told me that I should stop trying to combine both, but I just see those movies as an extra conditioning training.



As for my MMA achievements so far, I can tell you that I'm 8-1-0 and have never been finished. I also am the only ever 155lbs Ascension Amsterdam champ and had two succesful title defenses.



I'm currently in training and my manager is looking for the best org to let me fight in. I already had some cool offers he told me.


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I won my fight but I can't say that I'm very happy with how it went. I was way more active and the decision should have been more clear cut. Aah well, judges....


Depending on when the tournament kicks of that I have signed up for , I'll let the org owner know if I would like another fight before it or not.


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I just got done scouting Dickie and I like him. He looks to have some potential. Great avatar. I would even have liked his lean in here, except it was posted in so many places it felt disjointed. Now I know why that Salad Tosen guy is annoyed. Best of luck in the fight. May the best digital man win. :boxing:

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I just got done scouting Dickie and I like him. He looks to have some potential. Great avatar. I would even have liked his lean in here, except it was posted in so many places it felt disjointed. Now I know why that Salad Tosen guy is annoyed. Best of luck in the fight. May the best digital man win. :boxing:

Thanks. I created his avatar.

I hope it will be a great fight and it's awesome to fight a Sackett family member :)

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Big win for me to start of the tournament! Very happy about the fight against one of the favorites to win the show. I was the underdog going into the fight, but I proved my doubters wrong. It was an honor fighting you Logan Sackett and I wish you all the best in your career.


Now, I'm focusing on my next opponent, being Sigurd Lodbrok I assume, who won in spectacular fashion in his first round. Congrats on your win, but I'm aiming to take that hype of you and become a star myself !


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I have no clue what has happened the past day or two, because I have been partying all the time after my great win, but for some reason, my page has become one of the most visited pages of the internet. I hope that it was to see how I did, but apparently it's because some 'funny' fanboys are starting a riot. Too bad riot police isn't doing their job, but I guess all types of attention are good for my career. Maybe if I make this update long enough, my fanboys will even like it and not think that it's too mainstream. Let me think, what can I tell you...

After the fight , I went to a bar called ' Tooters' or something like that and what I found out was that the girls seem to have pretty nice clothing and racks. The hair of my moustache jumped up by looking at them. Together with my opponent , who I just beat , we partied for hours and hours, until some girl called Misty asked me to join her in her private room for a coke. Hell, nobody can refuse an offer for a free coke, but strangely enough, she didn't want me to drink a coke, but started to unzip my pants. After about 5 minutes, she took of all my clothes and started doing some weird shit with me. I can't complain, as most of it was fun.

I might have blacked out a few minutes into it, but aah well, anything can happen after such a night.

Yesterday, I woke up in a jet going to NY. I don't know how I got there or who put me on the jet, but hey, once again, no complaints from me. Strange thing was that some Scottish dude was on my jet as well and kept complaining about the fact that I talk a lot. Never heard that complaint before,altough my teacher used to say that, but that's a long time ago. I asked my servant to kick him out , but a few minutes later, he came back on the jet. He found a jet pack and apparently flew straight back into my jet. The same thing happened all over again as he kept repeating his words. I offered him a beverage, but no, he just had to keep talking.
I think he supposed that the entire world was listening to him, but I didn't spot any newsreporters on my jet.

Want to know the craziest thing ever? I just arrived in NY , took a cab and you can never guess who my driver was... No, not the Scot, luckily, but my good old friend Lewis. He dropped me of home and we talked about the fight and the night I spent in LA.

It's about 4 a.m. and I let him out and I go to bed. I have the reputation to snor a lot during my sleep , so my neighbour knew pretty quickly I was home again. He came in to congratulate me and he was surprised to find out that I wasn't alone in bed. I lifted up the sheet and you can never guess who was there...

Yes , the Scot had followed me even to my home and jumped in my bed when I was sleeping. He ran away and as he did, he yelled something about a hot tub, and two male friends. Don't have a clue what he was talking about, but that was pretty much what happened.

Now that he hopefully is gone for some longer time, I'll be able to get some good sleep again.
Good night fanboys and fangirls!

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No more derailing this thread. I've been watching this for a while and it sickens me how there's a couple of members who seem to have a problem with Bjorn. I'm actually surprised he hasn't reported any of you guys because it's nearly getting to the stage of bullying, if not it has already reached that level.

 

Dinooo regardless of whatever you have said in this thread, you too have a career thread for one of your fighters as do I. I know I wouldn't appreciate seeing one of my career threads destroyed with loads of off-topic posts.

 

I don't see anything wrong with them but I have noticed quite a few of them in the general discussion forum recently and so perhaps after x amount of days, we should move any career discussion threads to another section of the forums. If people agree with this suggestion, then we can create another topic to discuss fighter career threads.

 

Whoever posts an off-topic post following this post will be getting a swift 1 week ban.

 

If anyone has any objections, message me and we'll talk about it privately.

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