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Django El Rojo "Toro"

OK, first off. It's not "Toro" El Rojo it's El Rojo "Toro" as in "The Red Bull". Get it right guys! Second, Innokenti's wresting doesn't scare me. I know he get's himself off by dry humping his opponents until he can secure a rear naked choke but I don't swing that way and I'll be more than ready for his predictable gameplan. Guys like Innokenti don't like getting hit in thier pretty little face and once he feels my power he will fold like that cheap hooker I picked up last week.

 

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Alexy Innokenti (260605)

I don't know how many times you have been hit in the face already, but i suppose you must be nearly blind. Look at me. If i have a pretty little face, you must look like that Bieber guy for sure! I'm a Russian monster ready to teach you the beautiful art of Combat Sambo and wrestling. You call it dry humping just because you suck at it. I'm gonna toss you around all night long boy until you are so disorientated that you'll cry for help.

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The road to the tournament : 19 days to go



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Apollo Creed vs Wallace Treadwell



0-0 RECORD 0-0


185cm HEIGHT 190cm


215lbs WEIGHT 215lbs


Osaka, Japan FROM Oxford / MS, USA



Third fight preview : suit3cas3nuk3's japanese(!) MMA prospect Apollo Creed steps in to octagon with Beau Banks's MMmmurican Wallace Treadwell. It's gonna be a two man Pear Harbour all over again when the cage doors shuts and the bell rings. War is never pretty. If Creed is able to land one of his kamikaze takedowns I have a feeling that Treadwell's boat will sink. Like in our two previous fights on paper this one is also a striker versus grappler fight. Who got who figured out? Whose gameplan will be executed better? Only time will tell... BANZAI!



So very unprofessional yet unbiased prediction: I mostly manage strikers myself and I always find these early career fights against ground experts very difficult. Once again I will give the nod to the wrestler...


Prediction: Creed by TKO 2nd


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The road to the tournament : 16 days to go



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Gavin Blackwood vs Tien Shinhan



0-0 RECORD 0-0


191cm HEIGHT 191cm


215lbs WEIGHT 200lbs


Edinburgh, Scotland FROM Nogata, Japan



Fourth fight preview : Kc Cooper's fighter Gavin "The Gentleman" Blackwood, hailing from the beautiful Scotland, is taking on Severo Del Bosque's japanese "Pokémaster" Tien Shinhan! These two pro MMA debutants might have not walked the walk yet in the big leagues but they sure know how to talk the talk. They had some back and forth smack talk after the match up was announced and neither one backed down. Im sure they know they have to make that walk next becouse it has been silence ever since. Gentleman or not Gavin is a wrestling power house who will be undoubtedly looking to take this fight to the mat where he can rearrange Shinhan's face. Shinhan on the other hand seems to be the more versatile fighter who has good muay thai and wrestling skills. Can The Gentleman take this fight to the mat? Can Shinhan defend the td and then do his magic? 16 days and we have the answers.



Nub prediction: Shinhan seems to posses a suitable skillset to counter Gavin's monsterous wrestling. I predict Shinhan will be taken down but not out and after the td when he gets up he will ragdoll Blackwood in the clinch and earns the SPLIT decision victory!


Prediction: Shinhan by split dec.


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The road to the tournament : 16 days to go

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Gavin Blackwood vs Tien Shinhan

Can The Gentleman take this fight to the mat? Can Shinhan defend the td and then do his magic? 16 days and we have the answers.

 

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Gavin " The Gentleman" Blackwood

"16 days for the answers??? I'll be forthcoming with the answers to your queries right now. Yes, I can and will take this fight to the mat. Everyone knows what my game plan is so there would be no sense in hiding it. I will pummel his face into a masterpiece that resembles the work of Picasso (think The Weeping Woman)."

"The Weeping Woman"

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MMA Breaking News:

 

Rumours coming out of the Peel Steel camp are that the PRIDE OF IRELAND Jonny 'IrishX' Sorrow came off the steroids today and stepped into elite training. The controversial wannabee Irishman received 1:1 training with a double elite coach, and it seems Jonny learnt absolutely fuck all.

 

It has been claimed that Jonny traced his Irish ancestry to a great great great great great Grand Mammy that got shagged for a buck by an Irish Fellow. Being unpopular among the high school jocks on account of his genital dwarfism, Jonny traced his roots to the old hooker and discovered of the 13 men who hammered her ass that night, 3 were Irish. That was good enough for Jonny, and from that day he has been called IrishX, the Pride of Ireland.

 

Though many, even the Great Peel Steel himself, considered Jonny's Irish claim, a 'little bit on the weak side' , are given his abysmal learning ability, now starting to wonder whether the old whore was in fact taken that night by your typical not so sharp Irish immigrant.

 

Jonny faces Slade Wilson on November 8.

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Gavin " The Gentleman" Blackwood

"16 days for the answers??? I'll be forthcoming with the answers to your queries right now. Yes, I can and will take this fight to the mat. Everyone knows what my game plan is so there would be no sense in hiding it. I will pummel his face into a masterpiece that resembles the work of Picasso (think The Weeping Woman).

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Tien "Pokémaster" Shinhan

"Want to know some of my game-plan? Be ready to buy another suit, that one's gonna get dirty after we clinch up. And I hope you don't weep at the sight of blood. "

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The road to the tournament : 12 days to go



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Steven Johnson vs Borjni Valkov



0-0 RECORD 0-0


192cm HEIGHT 175cm


215lbs WEIGHT 208lbs


Miami, USA FROM Moscow, Russia



Fifth tournament fight preview : Looks like we have a good 'ol cold war on our hands today. 'Murican cowboy vs ryski toverish! Big Mac vs Stroganov. M16A4 vs AK47. Barbara vs Svetlana. Obama vs Putin. Quasi-freedom vs apparent suppression. Ford vs Lada. You get my point. =) Steven Johnson or the "Wonderboy" is managed by shiftas while the stoic russian opponent Borjni "The Hammer" Valkov is managed by Aaron ThaiGuy. Valkov pulled a cool little stunt in our press photoshoot by wearing all muay thai gear when posing while no one that we know of has ever seen the dude practice muay thai like ever. While these two killers are from whole different parts of the world skills-wise they're actually almost a mirror images of each other. Both know very little striking techniques and both are savages on the mat.



Nub hardcore prediction: we know that the cold war is over and so does these guys. I predict 15 minutes of "epic" USA vs Russia hugging galore.


Prediction: Valkov by UD.


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Two words for you my friend:


Путин хуило


There's only one outcome to this fight: me walking out victorious and you buying dick enlargement pills from mentor.


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The road to the tournament : 8 days to go



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Jonny Sorrow vs Slade Wilson



0-0 RECORD 0-0


190cm HEIGHT 189cm


188lbs WEIGHT 214lbs


Boston, USA FROM New York, USA



Sixth tournament fight preview : Hold on to your bootstraps! This time we have a yankee on yankee crime about to happen. Peel Steel's fighter an Irish descent Jonny "Irish Pride" Sorrow is taking on Jin Dhaliwal's Slade "Deathstroke" Wilson. Jonny is so illiterate that he can't even read comic books so he doesn't have a clue that he is facing a comic book supervillain!



On paper Jonny looks to be a hard nose wrestler while his opponent Slade has a crisp boxing to go with his mediocre wrestling skills. Can Wilson keep it standing? Or is Mr.Sorrow's style more like clinch-and-smash-faces instead? Either way Wilson needs to keep this fight at range or he'll be in trouble. Who will advance in the next round of the tournament? 8 days and we will know!



So unprofessional prediction that it hurts: Sorrow will use his redneck strength and imposes his game while the comic book villain tries to find his footing.


Prediction: Sorrow by UD.


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Matt Everette



I just wanted to save you the time and effort of writing my fight preview, Sartine simply does not have what it takes to beat me, he won't break me mentally or physically and he doesn't have the wrestling to hang in there. Bring on that piss poor striking while I drop his ass to the canvas and punch him so hard he taps.


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Matt Everette

I just wanted to save you the time and effort of writing my fight preview, Sartine simply does not have what it takes to beat me, he won't break me mentally or physically and he doesn't have the wrestling to hang in there. Bring on that piss poor striking while I drop his ass to the canvas and punch him so hard he taps.

 

When confronted with the quote from Everette, Buonaparte Sartine had this to say:

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Buonaparte Sartine

Hahahhaaahhhaaahahhaaaaa…hahahehaheee…oh man that was good *ahem* Pardon me.

Let me just ask you this; who can take tough talk seriously from this man? I mean he’s on a one fight losing streak where he got knocked out in under 2 minutes. That doesn’t make me tremble with fear but, I could barely keep from pissing myself while you read that back to me. Good luck Everette, I’d tell you to keep your chin up little fella, but that didn’t work out for you so well last time. See you in a few days.

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When confronted with the quote from Everette, Buonaparte Sartine had this to say:

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Buonaparte Sartine

Hahahhaaahhhaaahahhaaaaa…hahahehaheee…oh man that was good *ahem* Pardon me.

Let me just ask you this; who can take tough talk seriously from this man? I mean he’s on a one fight losing streak where he got knocked out in under 2 minutes. That doesn’t make me tremble with fear but, I could barely keep from pissing myself while you read that back to me. Good luck Everette, I’d tell you to keep your chin up little fella, but that didn’t work out for you so well last time. See you in a few days.

 

 

 

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Matt Everette

Do your research, the guy who beat me is a completely different fighter then you, more experienced in the area that I perform best and I assure you I won't run into the same problem with you. The situation is different with this fight and I think you'll find my chin holds up just fine.

Your strengths, however, are still in question until you actually make those first steps into the cage yourself.

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Matt Everette

Do your research, the guy who beat me is a completely different fighter then you, more experienced in the area that I perform best and I assure you I won't run into the same problem with you. The situation is different with this fight and I think you'll find my chin holds up just fine.

Your strengths, however, are still in question until you actually make those first steps into the cage yourself.

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Buonaparte Sartine

I did my research just fine son.

So let me get this straight. You get knocked out by a guy better than you where you are strongest, now you threaten to ko someone better than you where you are weakest. That is some sound logic. He must have scrambled your egg lad. Question my strengths all you want, I fight for the fun of it and am willing to let the chips fall where they may...and by chips, I mean your teeth.

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Buonaparte Sartine

I did my research just fine son.

So let me get this straight. You get knocked out by a guy better than you where you are strongest, now you threaten to ko someone better than you where you are weakest. That is some sound logic. He must have scrambled your egg lad. Question my strengths all you want, I fight for the fun of it and am willing to let the chips fall where they may...and by chips, I mean your teeth.

 

 

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Matt Everette

That's adorable, you think I have to punch you to get your ass to the canvas, I hope your striking is better then I'm expecting because your understanding of wrestling appears to be garbage.

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The road to the tournament : 2 days to go



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Jacky Moon vs Yuuto Yoshida



0-0 RECORD 0-0


188cm HEIGHT 184cm


210lbs WEIGHT 210lbs


New Orleans, USA FROM Tokyo, Japan



Seventh tournament rambling : It's Rory Daly LOL! This time the prediction will be easy haha. Anyways to the fight: Rory's semi-pro muay thai "expert" Jacky Moon will face another Evolution Fight Clan manager Timmy!!! and his fighter Yuuto Yoshida here. So the EFC top dog's crown for this tournament is on the line in the first round huh? In all fairness we might aswell give it to Timmy and Yoshida already becouse hey, we all know how that Rory guy does in tournaments... :D Aaaaaanyway, Moon has great muay thay but thats almost it. Yoshida is more well-rounded but I suspect this fight will take mostly place in the clinch. Probably. Maybe. Whose lider wizardry shines through? 2 days and we'll find out.



Btw, I just read what I wrote there ^^ and realized I shouldn't be writing anything LOL. Its sucky but hey at least Im trying. =)



So unprofessional prediction that it hurts: Yoshida will punch Moon's head to the outer orbit in first. KIDDING! Gotcha suckers. Actually I think that Moon will deny the clinch attempts of Yoshida and throw bombs from the distance. Eventually a shin will find its target clean scoring the fight...


Prediction: ...Moon by Head Kick KTFO!


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The road to the tournament : just 1 day to go



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Matt Everette vs Buonaparte Sartine



0-1 RECORD 0-0


187cm HEIGHT 188cm


208lbs WEIGHT 218lbs


Edmonton, Canada FROM Phnom Penh, Cambodia



Eighth and final tournament fight preview : Scott Park's Canadian prospect Matt Everette is the only fighter in the tournament with prior pro MMA experience. Would love to say that his debut isnt a factor in this upcoming fight but Im sure that Buonaparte Sartine and his manager Tats McGee has seen the tapes... Everette is a wrestler but we still have no idea if he spesializes in greco-roman style or is he a freestyle fighter with vicious gnp. Sartine on the other hand looks much more straight forward: Im sure he wants to keep this fight standing and even preferably in the striking distances where Everette can't rag doll him. Who know really? Everything can happen with these savages. TOMORROW we will know. GL to both (gentle)men!



So unprofessional prediction that it hurts: Sartine will start strong keeping Everette at distance but eventually Matt will land a counter takedown. If Sartine can survive the storm on the mat he will take the fight home.


Prediction: KO 3rd Sartine


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Steven "Wonderboy" Johnson


"Boom boom. My Russian friend is probably on his way to the hospital, he needs a new hand after our fight. Who's next? I want that prize!


And Mr.Dee, your prediction was waaaaay off. "


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JONNY 'IrishX' - The Pride of Ireland' Sorrow

 

Post Fight Press Conference following his 2nd Round TKO of Slade Wilson.

 

Reporter: "Congratulations on an impressive performance".

 

IrishX "tanks man, am delighted, I am, tere's not a man alife can beat me."

 

Reporter : "Wilson started really solid and got some good shots off, were you surprised by him early in the 1st round?"

 

IrishX "to be sure.....no, so I wasnt, he came ter fight, an fight e did, so e did. Once oi get im me clinch, twas only a matter of toime, so it was. Tere's not a man aloive tat can beat me yer know!"

 

Reporter "You are very proud of your Irish ancestry, despite my co reporter of MMA Africa, Ekong Swallumbicki being as Irish as you are, was it true you tried to rally support in Tokyo by asking for Irish Japanese to support you?"

 

IrishX "ahhggh yer can fek off, am Irish, 9th generation, a full 1% of Celtic fury so I am, an one day, all get ter Glasgee fer sure. Tere's not man aloive tat can beat me, win Oi gah ter war, Oireland gas ter war too.!"

 

Reporter "You mean Dublin right?"

 

IrishX "Oi, tats wot Oi said!"

 

Reporter "OK Jonny, thanks for your time and congrats on your win."

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