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Quincy "The Big" Queef

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HEY Sucker i am named after my mom well name after what they call her "QUEEN BIG QUEEF" no vag over here punk!

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco:

 

"If you named yourself after your mom, that would be Quincy 'The stinky vagina', which probably sums you up pretty well. "

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco:

 

"If you named yourself after your mom, that would be Quincy 'The stinky vagina', which probably sums you up pretty well. "

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14269441938800.pngnamed after her minus the queen thats all you tinkerbell

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Malcolm "Captain Mal" Reynolds Layne Staley "Big Mac" RJ MacReady Raphael "The Ninja" Tuttle Iggy "Island" Izeal

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Big Thanks Jay

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco:

 

"Stop doing maths with me you pussy. Don't forget to change your tampon. "

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco:

 

"Stop doing maths with me you pussy. Don't forget to change your tampon. "

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14269441938800.pngThe island season just started and i got a stalker already !

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14269441938800.pngThe island season just started and i got a stalker already !

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco:

 

"I don't have spare time to stalk a guy with vagina. I need to train so bye bitch. "

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/uploads/1473336656Untitled-1.pngTaco thinks something is wrong with this guy! He looks funny and calls himself the BIG QUEEF!


TACO DOES NOT KNOW QUEEFS!!


SMILE PRETTY FOR TACO






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Revolution Island Night 1 Preview

This jam-packed event has ten fights, brought to you by Jay Tycoon! All these fighters are new so the preview will be shorter than others.

The first fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Anthony Jay Bronie and "The Maui Mauler" Karlos Kulina. Both of these fighters are making their debut and are completely new fighters as well. So I cannot really talk about them and such.

The second fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Jamson Brown and Bigg "The" Easy. Both of these fighters are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So I have no idea how they are going to fight in this fight. So this fight can go anyway!

The third fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Kingston Belle and Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco. Both of these fighters are i their debut and they are completely green. So this fight can go anyway and it’s up for anyone.

The fourth fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Johan Hegg and Eddie Alvarez. Both of these fighters are in their debut fights and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway and all checks are off the table. So this fight can really go anyway, and it looks like an great one!

The fifth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Petar "Ace" Marinov and Malcolm "Captain Mal" Reynolds. They are also making their debut and are completely new fighters.

The sixth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Mitch Bond and Lone Rider. They are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway so really it is up in the air.

The seventh fight is in the Middleweight division featuring Baked Ziti Esposito and Layne "Alice in Chains" Staley. These fighters are in the debut in the Island and are completely new fighters.

The eighth fight is in the Lightweight division featuring Kingston Brown and MK Ultra. Like the rest they are new and are debuting.

The ninth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Raphael "The Ninja" Tuttle and Erikson "The Last Viking" Fry. Like the others lol they are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway and it’s up in the air.

The tenth fight is in the Middleweight division featuring Garrett Brown and "Big Mac" RJ MacReady. Lol again these fighters are making their debut in the Island and are completely new fighters.

- Jacob Williams

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Revolution Island and owner Rocco Milstown bring you Revolution Island Night 1 !

 

I am Jay tycooner and i will be previewing this card for you!

Let's start with the

 

 

 

UNDERCARD

 

 

 

 

 

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This will be the first card of The Island Season 6! I am ready by boy Taco has been ready!

I know y'all are ready!

So Let's get this party started!


The first fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Anthony Jay Bronie and "The Maui Mauler" Karlos Kulina.

 

 

This is a classic striker VS. Grappler fight. Anthony Jay Bronie is a long time Jujitsu practitioner
he has won some big amateur tournaments but had to take time off due to the fact that he lost one of his eyes.

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14726180019306.jpgJay Bronie

 

 

Karlos Kulina is 23-0 as a armature boxer and being on a island is nothing new to Karlos he was born and raised in Hawaii!

From a very young age Karlos new he would have to fight so he went To A local gym Aloha MMA were his UFC hero BJ Penn would later give him his nickname The Maui Mauler
This should be a good fight.

my pick The Maui Mauler by KO!

 

 

 

 

The second fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Jamson Brown and Bigg "The" Easy.

 

Two good looking new fighters they both come from great camps.


These two Heavyweights will certainly be looking to get a win in the division both want to win there pro debut.

I have looked over both of there amateurs rec and watch a lot of film on both fighters

Jamson Brown will look to use his Muay Thai and Wonderful wrestling to get the win.

 

AT the weight ins early today THE BIGG EASY walk by me and boy let me tell you that dude stinks!

 

He should be called the big stankin ass ! He smelled like nasty ass BO and beer the stank face kind!

I feel the Bigg easy will be just that Easy victory for Brown!

Brown by TKO.

Ps hold your nose if you are anywhere near the big stank!


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The third fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Kingston Belle and Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco.

 

 

 

Any body that knows the island knows that Kingston Belle is the kid brother of island tournament champion Keto Belle!

Kingston you got some big shoe to fill kid!

Good thing for Kingston Belle is he is a mma prodigy he flew on to the amateurs seen collecting arms and necks along the way !

 

 

 

Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco grew up in Italy and comes from a family that has ties to the Mafia

he has had 38 boxing matches in Italy and he won them all by first round KO!

 

all through i must say there is talk of opponents being afraid to beat him because of his last name ?

 

well his family won't be on the island to help him in this one !

 

 

 

My Pick Kingston Belle by armbar RD 1!

 

 

 

 

 

The fourth fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Johan Hegg and Eddie Alvarez.

Both of these fighters are in their pro debut fights and will be looking to make some bigg waves on fight night!

 

These two got into a big push and shove at the presser yesterday so we got a Lil bad blood !

 

 

Johan Hegg has Remarkable wrestling and holds a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu he has been know to tap high level black belts

he is a master when he wears the GI but has been know to fall off in no GI tournaments.

 

Eddie Alvarez is a scrapper he may not have the best skill set but he has one hell of a chin and a lot of heart he has had 147 armature boxing match

 

He fought 47 times before he ever got a win !

 

woo 47 big L in a row ! if you are wondering about the other 100 fights ?

he won them all ! 100 wins in a row after getting spanked 47 times in a row?

 

 

My pick Johan Hegg he just has more skill and he is well trained he fights out of the war pig camp!

 

Hegg by sub rd 1

 

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The fifth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Petar "Ace" Marinov and Malcolm "Captain Mal" Reynolds.

 

Marinov vs Reynolds or Boxing vs Muay Thai !

 

This should be a stand up war and could easily be the fight of the night!

 

Petar "Ace" Marinov is a pro boxer with a rec of 12 wins and no losses he also has done a Lil wrestling

Petar has great footwork and head moment he has the power to drop anybody.

 

Malcolm "Captain Mal" Reynolds has , Strong Muay Thai and Superb wrestling !

he will look to move into the clinch and work the body !

 

He has 15 ko's from body shots in kicking boxing!

 

He is great on the feet but if you think he will be a pushover on the ground you better think again

Malcolm joined the high school wrestling team as a junior he did well that year for a kid that got a late start.

 

His senior year was even better he Won the state championship in his weight class !

In only his second year! This fight is close real close

 

 

but you know me i am always willing to make a pick no matter how dumb i look after the fights are over

 

 

My pick Captain Mal by clinch rape!

 

 

 

 

We are going to take a fast break and i will be back shortly with the main card!

 

you have read this much why not come back in a few and read the rest of the preview?

 

Its not That bad !lol

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Revolution Island Night 1 Preview

This jam-packed event has ten fights, brought to you by Jay Tycoon! All these fighters are new so the preview will be shorter than others.

 

The first fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Anthony Jay Bronie and "The Maui Mauler" Karlos Kulina. Both of these fighters are making their debut and are completely new fighters as well. So I cannot really talk about them and such.

 

The second fight is in the Heavyweight division featuring Jamson Brown and Bigg "The" Easy. Both of these fighters are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So I have no idea how they are going to fight in this fight. So this fight can go anyway!

 

The third fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Kingston Belle and Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco. Both of these fighters are i their debut and they are completely green. So this fight can go anyway and it’s up for anyone.

 

The fourth fight is in the Welterweight division featuring Johan Hegg and Eddie Alvarez. Both of these fighters are in their debut fights and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway and all checks are off the table. So this fight can really go anyway, and it looks like an great one!

 

The fifth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Petar "Ace" Marinov and Malcolm "Captain Mal" Reynolds. They are also making their debut and are completely new fighters.

 

The sixth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Mitch Bond and Lone Rider. They are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway so really it is up in the air.

 

The seventh fight is in the Middleweight division featuring Baked Ziti Esposito and Layne "Alice in Chains" Staley. These fighters are in the debut in the Island and are completely new fighters.

 

The eighth fight is in the Lightweight division featuring Kingston Brown and MK Ultra. Like the rest they are new and are debuting.

 

The ninth fight is in the Light Heavyweight division featuring Raphael "The Ninja" Tuttle and Erikson "The Last Viking" Fry. Like the others lol they are making their debut and are completely new fighters. So this fight can go anyway and it’s up in the air.

 

The tenth fight is in the Middleweight division featuring Garrett Brown and "Big Mac" RJ MacReady. Lol again these fighters are making their debut in the Island and are completely new fighters.

 

- Jacob Williams

Jacob Williams Preview attempt #1 - A Review by Grant Brophy

 

 

Well folks, with this being Jacob William's clear first attempt at something resembling a preview I can't really say much on it and it could have gone either way.....Except...You know....It was really shit

 

I mean really, he could have at least looked at the fighters, seen their stats and told us what their likely build was but nah, lazy journalism it seems in this instance

 

Come back next time when I review a monkey punching a rabbit in the asshole

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To be honest, as a preview writer he should at least put some efforts in it but it seems like he's just kidding around. Why not just write one sentence to sum it up?

 

"All of these 20 fighters are completely new fighters, so fuck it! "

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To be honest, as a preview writer he should at least put some efforts in it but it seems like he's just kidding around. Why not just write one sentence to sum it up?

 

"All of these 20 fighters are completely new fighters, so fuck it! "

 

Really wonder why someone would waste time to take a dump so stinky.. Anyway, great job Jay for repairing the damage :)

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Ok we are back man the island grass is good !

 

 

 

Main card

 

 

205 lbs Mitch Bond v Lone Rider

 

 

Boxing/Wrestling vs Muay Thai/BJJ

This should be a great fight these 2 have a nice mix in styles

 

Mitch Bond won a silver medal in the 2012 Olympics for Australia

 

many feel he was robbed of the gold medal He has great tactical boxing he loves to use the uppercut.

 

 

Lone Rider is a master in the art of Muay Thai and as of late has been on a tear in the BJJ world.

He has not been doing BJJ long but has showed a natural ability in the sport.

Boxing vs Muay Thai Wrestling vs BJJ !

 

My pick Lone Rider my TKO.

 

 

 

 

I want to take this time out to tell you to shop Darkness Clothing

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the official event sponsor of Rev Island !

 

 

ok up next we have

 

 

 

 

Baked Ziti Esposito vs Layne Staley 185 lbs

 

Esposito was a multi sport star athlete all through school

So it should come as no surprise when i say this kid has got skill he can box he can take you down he can put you to sleep.

 

 

Layne Staley shocks the music world we he gave up the stage for the cage!

 

 

This multi Grammy winning rocker was known for his bad boy ways while on the road he has won every bar fight he has been in.

 

Staley this ain't no bar fight brother

 

my pick Johnny Lee's new Protege Baked Ziti Esposito by Dec.

 

 

 

145 lbs Kingston Brown v MK Ultra

 

Kingston Brown is already a star he is a undefeated Muay Thai champion

his legend grew when he beat long time 265 lbs Muay Thai champion
Ti-Lee in a non sanctioned fight that blew up the internet.

MK Ultra is manage by Tony Scatero who has a stable full of good fighters Tony has a eye for talent so i expect good things from Ultra
in this fight.

 

 

Ultra is a mystery he is from Afghanistan and has won boxing titles there

but he has not been seen in 5 years at 20 year old he was one of the fastest rising boxer in the world and then nothing

 

 

so to say i was a Little shocked to see him show up on the island for season 6 would be a understatement!

 

 

My pick MK Ultra by ko !

 

yes it's been 5 years but his brutal ko at the world combat games in Russian still gives me nightmares!

 

 

 

 

CO.MAIN EVENT

 

205 lbs Raphael Tuttle v Erikson Fry

Raphael "The Ninja" Tuttle grew up under New York city yes under new York city he has lived in the Sewers his whole life!

 

 

He is said to be a great fighter but has no rec that i can find anywhere?

 

Erikson "The Last Viking" Fry is both a movie star and a fighter

He plays the king of Viking's in game of the loop sided dead

but don't let that fool you he is not a pamper movie star he is a 5 time national kickboxing champion.

 

 

 

My pick The Last Viking by realty check this will be a wake up call for The Ninja Tuttle.

 

 

 

 

MAIN EVENT

185 lbs Garrett Brown v RJ MacReady

 

 

Both of these fighter have had nice amateur careers both have great teams around them.

Garrett Brown has been Training with some of the best UFC fighters since he was 15

when he was just 17 teen years old he knockout the spider Silva with head kick from hell during sparing that video has over 10 million views.

 

His manager and teammates expect nothing but big things for him.


RJ MacReady spent to years in Antarctica ! He has Remarkable Muay Thai,
and a iron will.

 

He was in Antarctica for 2 years alone after his plane crashed all others on board died you have to be one tough ass sob to make it 2 years in a place like that .

 

He claims that a thing brought now his plane i guess that long in the cold alone does something to you.

 

I expect fireworks in this fight!

 

 

My pick ??

 

 

this is the only fight on the card that i can't make my mind up on

I predict a great stand up war !

 

THat's all folks hope you have enjoyed this preview

Until next time this is jay Tycooner saying i would not bet on any of my picks if i were you !!

 

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