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Yeah CK is the type of midget who takes a joke on the chin and comes back harder.

 

 

 

 

Shit is about to go down...

 

Welcome to yet another addition of...

 

 

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GBK tries, just a little too hard

I'll blow up his house, and shit in his yard

we once had a fight, on mma tycoon

40 seconds later his fighter would lose

Ozzy McKane, with a helluva right

hit Andy Carroll once and turned out his lights.

ever since then he's been bitter and mad

and ran to dean, forming an alliance for fags

 

 

 

just to match your 8 lines...

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Karter was sad at Dean leaving, it made him a bit bitter


Because lately he has become like a Convicted fangirl on Twitter


The highlight of his year was beating a chinless wonder


That night he tried to hook up, but he got a fake number


Ozzy was on top of the world, he could never be beaten


but like we saw against Daniels, he definitely be cheating


When he fought Dean however, he was looser than his mum's flap


Because Ozzy couldn't handle it, and just had to tap, tap, tap


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Ozzy never tapped, he got poked in the eye
leave it to Qlimax, to spread these kinda lies
speaking of Qlimax, what a lame name
at least there's an alliance, for the fruits in this game
as for dean leaving, why would I care
he might of left, but his mom is still here
Convicted's a place for the best of the best
not a pokemon lover or a scot in a dress

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Ozzy never tapped, he got poked in the eye

leave it to Qlimax, to spread these kinda lies

speaking of Qlimax, what a lame name

at least there's an alliance, for the fruits in this game

as for dean leaving, why would I care

he might of left, but his mom is still here

Convicted's a place for the best of the best

not a pokemon lover or a scot in a dress

 

Seems like the relationship between dinooo and GBK goes really deep.

On a cold winter night, they cuddled a bit too much during a meeting and GBK Qlimaxed , a moment that only lasted 9 seconds, but would go on to have serious consequences 9 months later..... :

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CK loves to insult Pokémon, the plot just deepens


Sounds like he has some childhood demons


When he sees a Pikachu, it gives him a warning


It reminds him of his dad's actions every Saturday morning


Tapping out and complaining, he sounds like Ken Shamrock


He'll get whooped by Jintao again and go back to his sandbox


Don't worry CK, your concerns are totally valid


When Ozzy fails again, he can go back to tossing salad


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I don't know why Bjorn got involved when CK and Grant were having their battle

An ode to the little Belgian piper boy

 

CK's little fanboy, Dutroux's wet dream
A poor little Belgian boy of only 14
An outsider to society, always picked last for the team
Now he has Daddy issues, which is why he stalks Dean
Going around complaining and negging some posts
Remember when you said you would ignore people? You should stick to your oaths
If Dutroux has taught Bjorn anything, while giving him the shift
It's that you should try picking on the small guys who don't resist
On another note, I believe Bjorn previously stated on Buzz that he blocked me on here, so it's extra weird he decides to get involved in something unrelated to him til now. Myself and CK are having a bit of fun, and I will freely admit that his shit makes me laugh and I will upvote him for it. If it wasn't for the fact I have him blocked in game too, I am pretty sure I would have a PM from him right now saying "Erhmahgerd how could you say that? Herdy gerdy blah blah blah"
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CK loves to insult Pokémon, the plot just deepens

Sounds like he has some childhood demons

When he sees a Pikachu, it gives him a warning

It reminds him of his dad's actions every Saturday morning

Tapping out and complaining, he sounds like Ken Shamrock

He'll get whooped by Jintao again and go back to his sandbox

Don't worry CK, your concerns are totally valid

When Ozzy fails again, he can go back to tossing salad

 

 

 

When I see Pikachu, it gives me a warning

When you see Pikachu, it makes you horny

Just like your mom, who is starting to bore me

I just gave her a taste of my golden glory

I think the facts of this case are really important

I shoot loads in her face, she's my Qlimax informant

Ozzy can handle his own, Jintao will go down

Just like your mom, when ever she is around

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Watch this thread get locked because of the What Do You Mean/Brilliant posts....

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When I see Pikachu, it gives me a warning

When you see Pikachu, it makes you horny

Just like your mom, who is starting to bore me

I just gave her a taste of my golden glory

I think the facts of this case are really important

I shoot loads in her face, she's my Qlimax informant

Ozzy can handle his own, Jintao will go down

Just like your mom, when ever she is around

You talk about fucking women, but you're an exposed fraud

You're so celibate it's like you've heard the word of god

CK's favourite line is about his ginger semen

The kind you only get when you've been fiddled by a deacon

He claims he has Irish heritage, says he's the real mccoy

He lost his virginity during his days as a Catholic altar boy

You need informants to know stuff, but everyone knows about your drought

When it comes to your preferences, you're as straight as a roundabout

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