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This episode of word combat news is sponsor by Alcatraz Apparel

When your lock in for 6 months on the island it’s good to know

You can still dress in style! Head on over and tell Jeff Scott the prince sent you I am sure you will find something you will like.

 

Good evening I am your host prince "shoddy" and I got some insider news for you tonight.

 

Do you love big fights?

 

Of course you do!

 

Well I heard it thru the grape vine one of the biggest rematches to ever hit the island is in the works

 

Drum roll please.....

 

Matt Porcelain Punisher 9-0 vs San Terra 9-1 for the world combat 265+ belt!

 

Punisher vs Terra 2

 

Both fighters have a lot to prove in this fight.

 

Matt wants to prove it was no fluke win.

San terra has had an itch that he could not scratch ever since the first fight he believes he is the better fighter and says he will prove it!

 

Matt Porcelain Punisher is the Attack Fight League super heavyweight champion & Ultimate XC super heavyweight champion

 

San Terra is the world combat super heavyweight champion

 

Who is the best big man on the island? This fight will answer that question.

 

Please let this fight happen! You don’t get any bigger than this! A true super fight right here on our tiny Island

 

Will this be a late x mas present or will it be a new year’s let down? Stay tune in for more updates

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Chev Chelios

 

"Shoddy Body is desperate about his loss against Kazanski !

 

Admit it, man. You lost the game. You lost it, because you are a loser. There is nothing in the world gonna change that fact. Now, Stop whining and think about our next fight...

 

You are saying that I like decision victories. It doesn't matter its a decision victory, it doesn't matter it's KO. The only thing matter is who's gonna raise their hands after the match. You are sure that you are never match for my quick hands... never. And you are going to lose.

 

As you said, I am going to break my arms, by punching you... I am gonna punch you like a punching bag.... Again, and again and again, until your face produces cranberry juice.

 

So, wait for 31st December."

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14182162151796.pngHEY Chev thank you for the nice new arm in my trophy case! on to the next bitch!

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Mamad Mouba



I want to thank my fans, this one is for you


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look how ugly the guy above is! Mamad Mouba i wish you where in my W/C you are so ugly you need to be beat ! Man keep your ugly face out of the public!

hey i seen a show on the tv it was about a freak show you should audition ! hey dont cry lil guy they pay well !

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Dave Gill: "Signed up and fully official... In a few short days my client San Terra will face the only man to beat him inside a cage. What people are say is true... San Terra is eager to put the records straight and ensure he gives Mr Punisher the same gift that he recently received... His first defeat in the world of MMA. Let's make one thing certain my client is prepared and this will be the biggest war in Island history. Make sure you are ready to watch history you lucky people."

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look how ugly the guy above is! Mamad Mouba i wish you where in my W/C you are so ugly you need to be beat ! Man keep your ugly face out of the public!

hey i seen a show on the tv it was about a freak show you should audition ! hey dont cry lil guy they pay well !

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Mamad Mouba

Hahaha don't worry you don't have to be pretty to be a good fighter so I don't care

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look how ugly the guy above is! Mamad Mouba i wish you where in my W/C you are so ugly you need to be beat ! Man keep your ugly face out of the public!

hey i seen a show on the tv it was about a freak show you should audition ! hey dont cry lil guy they pay well !

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Ali Mouba

What a big mouth, how dare you even talk to my brother, who are you ? No one but a big pussy with a bigger mouth, you think he's ugly ? than I can tell you that I'm uglier and I will beat your ass whenerver you want, you said he wasn't in your division fine come to mine and let me blow your head off.

You a Prince ? hahaha what prince where is your crown, you barely reach the Top 100 while he has a belt around his waist,

whenever you want wherever you want shaddy pussy, you know where to find me

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An official STATEMENT from Mr. Pecker Wood as relayed to me, his manager:

 

Now listen up, you bunch of stupid Saskamatches! My manager got a bad case of Gonorrhea so I ain't been able to smack the talk in a little while, or was that talk the smack?! Whatev's.

 

Listen close, cause I'm only gonna say this once. One time only. I'ma say this and you'se is gonna listen. In regards to my last fight, my first fight since leavin' the Sunnyvale Trailer P to the A to the R to the K, I'm a say it to ya' loud and clear for you'se dumb twats to hear:

 

A TODASO

I FUCKEN A TODASO

 

Okay. Maybe I'll say it twice.

 

---- END OF COMMUNICATION ----

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Ali Mouba

What a big mouth, how dare you even talk to my brother, who are you ? No one but a big pussy with a bigger mouth, you think he's ugly ? than I can tell you that I'm uglier and I will beat your ass whenerver you want, you said he wasn't in your division fine come to mine and let me blow your head off.

You a Prince ? hahaha what prince where is your crown, you barely reach the Top 100 while he has a belt around his waist,

whenever you want wherever you want shaddy pussy, you know where to find me

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/20/20w9.jpg Mouba why are you fucking with a prince ? what you should do is bow down to the KING!

Adonai "Almighty" King

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Dave Gill: "Matt Punisher has proven to be the better fighter once again, in the return fight... No excuses are offered by my client or myself... It just was not to be for San Terra! However, my client has been preparing for a move to the more popular heavy weight division for some time now and has cut the appropriate weight to do so with hard work and dedication. So enjoy your 3rd title mr punisher... You really are a quite special combatant!"

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Oleg Bartowski:

 

"On new year eve I buried Uriah Fletcher, I'm gonna do the same to Nathan Summers on this Saturday. And, let me tell you guys, I coming for Slan Shlammel or Arnolf Karstark whoever holding that is really mine."

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Oleg Bartowski :

 

"A lot of people think my fight with Nathan Summers was really boring. I know it was.

 

...

 

That doesn't mean that I am a bad fighter. I stalled more, so I can save my strength for my next match against Arnolf Karstark.

...

 

I'll show those jerks what I am capable of. I am going to beat the pulp out of Arnolf.., There is nothing in the world is going to keep away me from doing that. And finally I'll get what I deserve.. WCC Championship !!!"

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Maaaaaan !!! Gregory Dudkov you are a really tough guy congratulation that was my first 5 rounds fight and I loved it keep it up bro you will come back. I need to give me a new Challenge so I'm going for the HG belt, I hope I will bring it back home, while I'm their I also hope a new big challenger will appear and it will be an honor to defend my precious World Combat Belt.OSS


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Oleg Bartowski:

 

"Tomorrow the world will watch what I am made of. I'm gonna kick Karstack's ass again and again. They're gonna have to pull me off him. And I'll finally achieve what I am made for."

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Wold Combat Championship – Horrow Show


The Island – The Underground (1000)
24th January

WCC brings you yet another blockbuster event from the Island, headlined by a pair of hulking heavyweights who knows what this night holds in store.

San Terra vs. Ben "Unincorporated" Pulse – 265lbs

Former HW champion Terra looks to use his deadly power to stop 205lbs champion Pulse. Terra has fantastic boxing skills with great defensive wrestling. He lost his title in his last fight and I wouldn’t want to be Pulse now with a great brute like Terra standing across from me, especially an angry Terra. Pulse is also a striker first and foremost as he overwhelms opponents from the opening bell with a flurry of strikes, his opponents usually falter within the first 2 minutes of the fight. This tactic has helped him to 5 successive 1st round finishes and the LHW title in WCC. Pulse will likely be the faster fighter on fight night but if he uses his usual tactic, he will find himself in a firefight he cannot win. I think Terra pulls this one off.

Prediction: Terra via KO

Dick Wad vs. Gunnar McGregor – 265lbs TITLE FIGHT

Wad is looking to defend his HW title against challenger McGregor. Wad is a terrifying clinch fighter, he bullies you on the inside and overwhelms with punches to the head and body, it has led him to 5 consecutive TKO wins. McGregor is a ground specialist, with relentless takedowns and a seemingly never ending gas tank that allows him to seek submission after submission. He finds himself against a guy who makes wrestlers like him look bad in rushing for takedowns, I don’t see Wad losing this fight.

Prediction: Wad via TKO

Arnolf "The Turncoat" Karstark vs. Oleg Bartowski – 170lbs TITLE FIGHT

Karstark is a well-rounded fighter whose base is wrestling. He has good power in his hands and is also competent at securing takedowns and pounding away on his foe. He has shown that with enough aggression he can be beaten as his chin has not held up on a few occasions. Bartowski is a better wrestler than Karstark but may be out-gunned standing against him. Bartowski relies on his forward pressure and heavy top game which allows him to tee off with ground and pound. If Bartowski can secure the takedown I see him dominating the fight, however I think Karstark will be able to fend off the takedown and win this fighting standing.

Prediction: Karstark via TKO

Sam "monster" MacLeod vs. Quin "Jedi" Kenobi – 170lbs

MacLeod fights best when he lets his hands fly, his boxing is great. However his defensive striking and his chin do not hold up to powerful shots. Kenobi is a ground fighter so MacLeod will not have to worry about being KOed. Kenobi is at his best when he is on top of his opponents and transitioning from one place to another looking for a limb or an exposed neck. He will have trouble dragging MacLeod to the mat though and I see the fight going in the favour of MacLeod.

Prediction: MacLeod via TKO

Roy Agua vs. Erik "The Red" Peturson – 205lbs

Agua has had only 1 fight thus far but he showed off an impressive clinch game, with knees, elbows and punches. Peturson shows a similar skill set, but looks more controlling in the clinch but he has especially brutal elbows. I think Peturson is physically more gifted and will be able to control the clinch action.

Prediction: Peturson via UD

UNDERCARD

Buba Harmon vs. Jack "The Gunner" White – 185lbs

Harmon is a typical sprawl and brawler, enough knowledge of wrestling to keep him upright and good boxing ability. White is a jack of all trades sort with power in his fists and good ground and pound. Harmon should take this in my eyes, he has the better boxing and good power.

Prediction: Harmon via KO

Taufiqul "Venom" Haq vs. Bruce "American Wailer" Marley – 265lbs

Haq is another sprawl and brawler, his wrestling will keep him standing and his fists do the talking. Marley is a lost Diaz brother, he has boxing ability and great BJJ but seemingly no wrestling or MT. He is a fighter whose purpose is to finish the other guy by whatever means. I see Haw being too strong a boxer and mix in clinch work to beat Marley.

Prediction: Haq via TKO

Leon "Prince Of Darkness" Wirya vs. "The Man In Suit" John Reese – 205lbs

Wirya is a stand up fighter, with a great chin and good punches, he has recently shown off great kicking ability also. Reese is a boxer first and foremost, he has power in his fists and has ok wrestling. He has been beaten a few times though especially he has been knocked out too many times for me to pick him in this fight.

Prediction: Wirya via KO

Tyron Lawler vs. Tom "Mr. Normal" Smith – 185lbs

Lawler likes to wrestle, but he has boxing ablity, he should look to use that more as his wrestling has often led him to defeat. Smith is also a wrestler with a good submission attack. I expect Smith to secure the tap out victory.

Prediction: Smith via submission

Rick Grimes vs. Lord Seraphim – 170lbs

Grimes seeks for submissions using his wrestling and BJJ base. Seraphim isn’t really good at anything, in his two fights he was handily dominated and failed to display many skills. Grimes should walk away with this one.

Prediction: Grimes via submission

That’s all from me people, hope you enjoyed this and hope you enjoy the fights.

Michael “The Wolf” Brakeley

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Axe "Repeatedly" MeatsFlesh (265078)

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I am looking forward to my debut fight at

Whoop Ass Wednesday3 GOLD RUSH (827790)

against Leno "Midnight" Maycon (262098) and I wish him luck. Here is our Scouting report

I am at the bottom of this card, so the start of your evening is in my hands

and I will NOT disappoint you !!

Thank you http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1417918251world-combat.pngfor giving me this chance

p.s. I am looking for sponsorship and as you can see, I am not afraid of doing a little advertising

p.s.s Sponorship kudos would have gone near the top of this post :yes:

 

 

 

Good fight and great tactics a loss I can live with Balance cost me this fight IMO here

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