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Peter Rasputin: I beat Stiglitz in the first round. He couldn't land a scratch on my tough skin and I didn't have a chance to break a sweat. I checked the list and my next opponent will be Baki Hanma who beat his opponent slightly faster than I did and with the same submission. But he should run on a treadmill or something he was huffing and puffing after a mere minute and thirty seconds. He is a dangerous fighter on the ground with real skill there but I will break him.

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Ivan Samsonov



Pathetic. Can I just wait at the finals and just fight whoever is going to be there? I am a man amongst these little girls trying to contend in the heavyweight division. These disney princesses got nothing on me. Just give me the first price and let them fight for the runner up.


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Lol. Its all good. I think i might go for the KO.

'Zed' Goldberg: Stick with what you are good at. And by good I mean REALLY good. Trying to go toe-to-toe with a KO specialist is not recommended. You fight your fight, and I'll fight mine, and we'll see if we will put on one Hell of a show for the fans again, just like last time. It was a great fight and lots of fun, but obviously I will be looking for a different outcome.

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'Zed' Goldberg: Stick with what you are good at. And by good I mean REALLY good. Trying to go toe-to-toe with a KO specialist is not recommended. You fight your fight, and I'll fight mine, and we'll see if we will put on one Hell of a show for the fans again, just like last time. It was a great fight and lots of fun, but obviously I will be looking for a different outcome.

Vitcor Creed: Oh I'm planning on knocking you out, but if i start getting the short end then I'll take you down and tap you. But I've worked too hard on my stand up not to showcase it a little.

 

 

Edit: Gah can some moderator change warwynd like and dislike counter above please. On my phone and meant to hit like but it says i hit dislike.

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Lets see if Goldberg can take a round from Creed this time around.

 

Zedidiah Goldberg: By the way... I just checked again... you won the first fight 29-28. So, just barely. And that means that I won a round off of you already. In fact all three judges clearly gave round one to me. you won the second and third rounds. So you squeaked out a lay and pray win over me and now you want to talk a bunch of shit to big yourself up. I am the only person to go the distance with you so you should show some damn respect, just like i showed you. You won. I'm not complaining or bitching or making excuses, but I'm also not talking about it like you were no challenge at all or i just made a mistake and that's why you won or any of that nonsense. So let's do this shit in the cage... we will settle it one way or the other, but I promise you that you will not finish me.

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Well you better tell him to stop pinching your wi-fi as he's using your IP too

That’s my bad bro....I was creating an account one day when I was at T’s place drinkin beers, chillin...I work with him and he didn’t know I was creating an account. I was trying to be slick and make some fighters to try fighting his guys, which hasn’t worked out yet. But I wanted to talk shit to him when I beat him. I ain’t trying to get him in trouble or something. My bzzzzaaadddd

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I almost forgot...Tessin, you suck! You got knocked the F out in the first round of your own tourney.. maybe I’ll loan you a few bucks once I win this thing...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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I almost forgot...Tessin, you suck! You got knocked the F out in the first round of your own tourney.. maybe I’ll loan you a few bucks once I win this thing...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Piss off ya wanka. Why don’t you go to bed. You need to deliver all that product I sold don’t need to have you calling me all day so I can here you complain about being tired and asking for my help.

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Randy "The Tank" Tessin

 

Just because my manager owns this organization, doesn't mean I'm gonna take it easy on any of you sloppy looking excuses for fighters! The tank has his cannons loaded and about to bring down the house!

 

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That’s my bad bro....I was creating an account one day when I was at T’s place drinkin beers, chillin...I work with him and he didn’t know I was creating an account. I was trying to be slick and make some fighters to try fighting his guys, which hasn’t worked out yet. But I wanted to talk shit to him when I beat him. I ain’t trying to get him in trouble or something. My bzzzzaaadddd

 

YOUR STORY MAKES NO SENSE. So you guys must be going over to each others houses non stop and login the game and to post on the forum. BECAUSE, BOTH OF YOU HAVE USED THE SAME 2 DIFFERENT IP'S TO LOGIN.

 

NOTE: not to just make an account, but 2 separate IP's that BOTH of you have used several times.

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YOUR STORY MAKES NO SENSE. So you guys must be going over to each others houses non stop and login the game and to post on the forum. BECAUSE, BOTH OF YOU HAVE USED THE SAME 2 DIFFERENT IP'S TO LOGIN.

 

NOTE: not to just make an account, but 2 separate IP's that BOTH of you have used several times.

We both work fo Pepsi beverages. I sell he drives n deliveries. They supply me with an iPhone and iPad and the all the drivers get iPhones. I as do many others use these for work and personal use. So his, mine and everyone else would have the same IP unless we strictly use WiFi all the time. So, as I could see 1 IP being used as frequently as either of us log on outside our home WiFi...I am certain that my IP I use most frequently at home has only been used maybe a couple times at most. So yes it does make since. Do you believe me? I don’t really care. I’m here enjoying the game, paid my money for VIP. Having great success with my org helping new managers get into the game and old managers get some good fighting in. So please let us continue to enjoy this game and support the Tycoon community in a positive way as I have been trying to do since day 1. Thank you. Master Tessin for president. I approve this message.

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Battle of the Beef Cakes RD 2 SHOW:


Ikki Takeda: We have a stacked round 2 for you lovely folks in Hilo. And Mauna Loa Macadamia Nut Corporation( a world leader in Macadamia nuts) and is in Hilo is giving away a free jar of macadamia nuts to everyone who buys a ticket.



Ikki Takeda: Hark Knocks taking in a capacity of 3000 people. Is bringing you the main event of a 205 blockbuster between former Gamma Rising Stars 185 pound champion Dan McClain from 21 jumpstreet and former 185 title challenger from both Sydney Fights and Extreme Fighting Association, Arthur Pendragon. McClain is 10-2 with a highlight real of 9 KO's. But don't let that knockout percentage fool you has a legit bjj purple belt to back up the ground side of things. Pendragon is 10-6-1 and brings a lot of skill with his wealth of experience. He also has 9 KO's and back his ground game up with a bjj brown belt. This one is anyone's game and worth the price of admission alone. My prediction is Pendragon by KO.



Ikki Takeda: The co-main event is another 205 blockbuster. This one is between Armel Floyd 6-0 and Roel Zujiderduijn 3-3. Floyd is an amateur wrestler and former professional boxer. He is a hard hitting stunning knockout artist winning all 6 by way of KO. Stay clear of his left hook and his right all together. Zujiderduijn is a stand up specialist working the full range of the stand up game and has recently started working on his defensive grappling and has one heck of a sprawl. My prediction for this one is Floyd by KO for no other reason than I don't feel like typing his really long name again.



Ikki Takeda: The third fight on the main card is the first fight of the second round of the tournament between Ivan Samsonov 1-0 and Emilio Reginaldo 1-0. Samsonov has worked a little bit on his boxing since we saw him last time and will definitely be looking for his second straight knockout. Reginaldo is a master muay thai fighter that has been working heavily on his ground game to round out his game. And it showed in hist first fight by submitting his opponent in the second round by an armbar. Which one can make the other guy fight his game? My prediction is Reginaldo by submission.



Ikki Takeda: The fourth fight on the main card is between Weird Eric 1-0 and The Hippo 1-0. Eric Has mainly been working on his boxing knowing he already has a decent sprawl and great clinch. Looking forward to seeing the increased striking from a guy that makes the boxing great Eric "Butterbean" Esch look in shape. Hippo the king of grappling also has been working on adding some boxing to his game. The guy is good at what he does, but let's face his decision win fight was boring. But he was perfect. 3 for 3 on takedowns, 5 for 5 on improving his position, and 10 for 10 on ground strikes. But all that over 15 minutes is a come on that was some lay and pray. My prediction is Hippo by lay and pray again.



Ikki Takeda: The fight kicking off the main card is between Bus Wanker 1-0 and Frank Rucco 1-0. Wanker won his by decision but bloodied up his opponent before the final bell had rung. It was a complete dominate performance and a pretty shocking display for the kickboxer to start off is MMA career by pushing the ground action being a perfect 10 for 10 in takedowns. I would suggest not going for the takedown in his next fight though. Rucco is a bjj brown belt who showcased some massive power and the ability to stand in this one. Cutting his opponent and knocking him down early. My prediction in this one I have to back The Evil Empire fighter and go with Wanker.



Ikki Takeda: My undercard predictions are as follows Perkins by KO, Rasputin by KO, Panda by KO, Nokka by KO, and Twelve by KO.



Ikki Takeda: The main event over at The Hayashi's Lounge is a stacked 205 pound fight between Adolfo Fernando 7-5 and Leon Montana 14-6. Fernando is known for his technical striking display both in mma and in kickboxing. Montana has the power that everyone in mma in the 205 pound division fear with 13 of his 14 wins coming by way KO. Chins will be tested in this one folks. My prediction is Montana by KO.



Ikki Takeda: The co-main event is between Ronald Fredrick 18-17 and Gerrald James 22-11. Fredrick is a striker who wins most his fight by submission. James is a gritty fighter that has a style that says hey let's stand in the center and just throw. Expect to see some blood and heart in this fight. My prediction is James by KO.



Ikki Takeda: Third fight on the main card has 2 losers from the first round squaring off as Joao Gilberto 0-1 and Moto Moto 0-1 look to test each other. Gilberto got Knocked The F** Out in the first round by Samsonov and is a stand up fighter himself. So he will be looking for some redemption. Moto went tapping against Reginaldo. Both of whom will be fighting each other in the winners side of things. Moto still packs a punch and will be looking to show Gilberto has a weak chin. My prediction is Gilberto by KO.



Ikki Takeda: The fourth fight is another loser meets loser match as Back in The Day I Was A God 0-1 fights Bahn Dai 0-1. God is a bjj brown belt that had a hard fought decision loss in the first round of the tournament. Dai got knocked out by Weird Eric and will be looking to put his boxing to work by doing the same to God. My prediction is God by submission.



Ikki Takeda: The fight kicking off the main card in this arena is between Langstyn Gate 0-1 and Doctor PantyDropper 0-1 fight for who's the biggest loser. Gate went the distance and is a boxer a bjj fighter who should have been ready for the ground game of Bus Wanker. PantyDropper is a grappling dynamo that should have been able to take the fight where he wanted but got knocked out instead by Frank Rucco. My prediction is PantyDropper by submission.



Ikki Takeda: My under card predictions are as follows Fury by submission, Stiglitz by KO, and Mikhasevich by KO.



Interview TIME:



Ikki Takeda: I have Peter Rasputin here for an interview. Welcome Peter.



Peter Rasputin: Thank you Ikki.



Ikki Takeda: You won your first round by submission. Is that the way you had drawn it up. And the triangle was textbook.



Peter Rasputin: No I didn't have it drawn up that way. My coaches at Mello MMA had drawn up me working for a submission off my back and worked a bit on me preparing for the knock out. Thank you. Like I said they were working for me going for a submission off my back and that is one we worked on a lot. I couldn't help but smile as I knew when it was deep and was just a matter of time before he tapped.



Ikki Takeda: Will you be looking to fight Baki Hanma on the ground as well?



Peter Rasputin: Well I will be prepared for the fight if it goes there, but he seemed very out of shape so my game plan for this one is to push the pace tiring him out and as soon as he gasps for that first breath he tries to get to knock him out at that moment.



Ikki Takeda: Thanks for coming on the show.





P.S. Guys if someone wins their next fight in the winner's bracket and I win mine I'll be doing another write up so if you want to be interviewed just let me know.


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Ivan Samsonov



Fuck you Emilio Reginaldo fucking low IQ piece of shit. Try to make another sub attempt on me motherfucker I dare you. How retarded can you be to not know when and when not to attempt submission. Let me guess, your manager made you do that? LMAO. Goodluck to the next stage of your career and I hope that you can get out of the hands of your current manager who supposedly lives with 4 other men in the same house LMAO. 5 Managers that all lives in the same house, trying to guide you to win this fight and this is the tactics that you all came out with? Pathetic.




And let it be known that NO ONE should bet a win against the great Ivan Samsonov. Looking at you Ikki


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Peter Rasputin: I will be fighting Joao Neves in the quarter finals. He is a good striker who has knocked out both of his opponents. I will be looking for any opening I can against him. I'm an all around type of fighter so if i find and opening to knock him out i will take it, and if i see an opening on the ground i will take it. I wish i could have finished my last fight for the fans but Baki had a titanium jaw. I will get finish against Joao though.

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Peter Rasputin: I will be fighting Joao Neves in the quarter finals. He is a good striker who has knocked out both of his opponents. I will be looking for any opening I can against him. I'm an all around type of fighter so if i find and opening to knock him out i will take it, and if i see an opening on the ground i will take it. I wish i could have finished my last fight for the fans but Baki had a titanium jaw. I will get finish against Joao though.

 

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"Gave that Full Time Panda two full time black eyes. You gonna get slept too Pete, it's the only outcome. Tell your boss to put it in the write up 'Neves by KO', he ain't picked me yet". - Joao Neves

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"Gave that Full Time Panda two full time black eyes. You gonna get slept too Pete, it's the only outcome. Tell your boss to put it in the write up 'Neves by KO', he ain't picked me yet". - Joao Neves

 

 

"Rasputin throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Neves counters with a right hand from hell and Rasputin is out cold! A vicious knockout!"

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joao Neves!

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Noah Brawler: I would like to introduce myself, I am the future of PSE! I make my debut tomorrow against some punk named Cristian Borhes, He is a sloppy fighter. This guy will be left in a pile of his own blood tomorrow. You have a weak chin and you cut so easily, no wonder you cant string together any kind of record. I am the future of PSE!


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Rocky Lemmons: I may be tall and I maybe small but I will tap you all. Look at my last opponent, He out weighed me by 24lbs and I still made him Tap out like a chump. Who is next I will fight 170lb or 155lb It does not matter to me. I would rather fight in the 155lb division but that is up to Master Tessin....


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