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ROMAN CRUZ


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"Artist, get ready to have your blood splattered all over the canvas. This won't be no picasso painting, I can guarantee you that!"


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Johnny "The Punk" Wilson


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"Another bloody tar heel oakie redneck trying to pick on the more enlightened.


John Thompson, the path to hell is paved with good intentions.


You entered this tournament intending to win and spread illiteracy and cow-tipping across the world... those good intentions will pave your way into hell with me.


When those cage doors close, know that no amount of farm boy strength, bible thumping, or cattle rustling will save you."


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"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin



"Seems like the Devil has claimed another unwilling victim. Have no fear my son the Devil has tempted the best of us, have the strength to break through. I shall guide you from darkness into the light."


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Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Another bloody tar heel oakie redneck trying to pick on the more enlightened.

John Thompson, the path to hell is paved with good intentions.

You entered this tournament intending to win and spread illiteracy and cow-tipping across the world... those good intentions will pave your way into hell with me.

When those cage doors close, know that no amount of farm boy strength, bible thumping, or cattle rustling will save you."

 

 

 

 

John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

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You sir are a joke. My cows shit on punks like you all day long.

I don't need fancy gyms, heaybags, shorts and gloves with matching colors.

Me, I'm a real man. I eat meat, fuck women and work hard. That's the way we do it over here!

I'm gonna pound your face in and i'm gonna sing 'country roads' from John Denver while doing so.

I'm a cowboy and on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted, dead or alive ...

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

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You sir are a joke. My cows shit on punks like you all day long.

I don't need fancy gyms, heaybags, shorts and gloves with matching colors.

Me, I'm a real man. I eat meat, fuck women and work hard. That's the way we do it over here!

I'm gonna pound your face in and i'm gonna sing 'country roads' from John Denver while doing so.

I'm a cowboy and on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted, dead or alive ...

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Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Have you been kicked in the head a few too many times cowboy?

I thought you were going to sing John Denver to me not Bon Jovi.

It's ok you can go back to eating women, fucking meat, and working with a hard on (do all farmers think their cows are sexy?).

God Save The Cowboy... because there's no future for you."

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Naum Valentin



Wasn't planning to show up here and kick head and break jaws but it seems due to some changes and stuff I had to step up and face any opponent that will be thrown whit me in the cage. Arthas you better watch out cause your rulling time could run short.


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Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Have you been kicked in the head a few too many times cowboy?

I thought you were going to sing John Denver to me not Bon Jovi.

It's ok you can go back to eating women, fucking meat, and working with a hard on (do all farmers think their cows are sexy?).

God Save The Cowboy... because there's no future for you."

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

I think you haven't been hit in the head enough but i'l solve that problem in 32 days my friend !

Hell, i can quote whoever i want , there are no laws that tell you not to tell about a certain song and refer to lyrics of another the next sentence.

You might need to check the law again. But hey, i'm happy to you at least know a few good songs apart from the crap punkers listen to.

Your drugs and alcohol addiction might have gotten you confused about the eat, fuck , train quote. But hey, no problem; that's what rehab is for .

What you call a hard on is what i call only the beginning. I am the biggest shaped man in the whole damn world. Ask your wife and daughters mr Wilson, they will confirm

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"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin

"Seems like the Devil has claimed another unwilling victim. Have no fear my son the Devil has tempted the best of us, have the strength to break through. I shall guide you from darkness into the light."

 

 

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Antonio "Whitenose" Montana (260285)

I suppose I can wrench myself away from my latest rodeo ride on the white stallion to kick some religious-freak's ass.

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

I think you haven't been hit in the head enough but i'l solve that problem in 32 days my friend !

Hell, i can quote whoever i want , there are no laws that tell you not to tell about a certain song and refer to lyrics of another the next sentence.

You might need to check the law again. But hey, i'm happy to you at least know a few good songs apart from the crap punkers listen to.

Your drugs and alcohol addiction might have gotten you confused about the eat, fuck , train quote. But hey, no problem; that's what rehab is for .

What you call a hard on is what i call only the beginning. I am the biggest shaped man in the whole damn world. Ask your wife and daughters mr Wilson, they will confirm

 

 

Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Cowboy, have you ever heard of a mosh pit?

I assure you my chin has been thoroughly tested and yours will be too.

I think you may have stepped a little out of your depth, you see while there is no law

against you babbling unrelated non-sense, there is no law preventing me from pointing

out the lack of coherent thought underneath that 12 gallon hat. As for addictions, to quote

a great man, "My only addiction is competition". I understand in podunk redneck town making

assumptions is commonplace but in the real world making an assumption typically makes an ass of you.

Take assurance that if I had a wife or daughter, they would have the good taste not to indulge in a man

reeking of cow pies and hog. In closing Mr. Thompson, when finding the truth makes no difference to

you, anyway you look at it your gonna get screwed... you lose."

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"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin

"The Devil has creeped into your soul to make you yet another generic coke-head.

​Put on the armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the Devil - Ephesians 6:11

 

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Antonio "Whitenose" Montana (260285)

Blah, Blah, Blah. we'll see how your god reacts when my fist is all up in your face. I know my white horse friend will never let me down. When he is with me I wouldn't feel a thing if you sawed my leg off with a rusty hacksaw.

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Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Cowboy, have you ever heard of a mosh pit?

I assure you my chin has been thoroughly tested and yours will be too.

I think you may have stepped a little out of your depth, you see while there is no law

against you babbling unrelated non-sense, there is no law preventing me from pointing

out the lack of coherent thought underneath that 12 gallon hat. As for addictions, to quote

a great man, "My only addiction is competition". I understand in podunk redneck town making

assumptions is commonplace but in the real world making an assumption typically makes an ass of you.

Take assurance that if I had a wife or daughter, they would have the good taste not to indulge in a man

reeking of cow pies and hog. In closing Mr. Thompson, when finding the truth makes no difference to

you, anyway you look at it your gonna get screwed... you lose."

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

A mosh pit is just a bunch of drunk people pushing , nothing hard about that.

I once walked per accident in a mosh pit and 5 seconds later, there wasn't one anymore.

They are all a bunch of scared chicken. I'm not a sheep like you that follows the majority.

Me, I'm a leader, a lion, the king of the cage. Your chin is non exisitent . i just see a small point at the end of your face, ready for target practice.

I'm gonna destroy you, gonna pound your face in and i'm not even going to finish you. I want this fight to be 15 min. Hell, i wish it would be two hours!

You'll need to change your nickname to ' the crippled' after our meeting on 9/11/2014.

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Daniel Lugo

 

"[groaning and grunting out his situps] I'm hot! I'm big!"

 

 

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Ethan "Mister E" Nygma

"Clearly Mr. Lugo does not have the brain capacity to form a sentence longer than two words, so how exactly is he supposed to out think and out strategize a genius like myself??"

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Ethan "Mister E" Nygma

"Clearly Mr. Lugo does not have the brain capacity to form a sentence longer than two words, so how exactly is he supposed to out think and out strategize a genius like myself??"

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Daniel Lugo

Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!

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Daniel Lugo

Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!

 

 

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Ethan "Mister E" Nygma

"So you saw her in the back of the crazy bus..........good to know she's still alive and kicking after I put her in nut house. Go ahead and bed the mentally unstable woman. As for becoming my step-daddy, I'd be willing to make a wager that your lack of intelligence and your ability to preform in the bedroom are about equal."

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"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin



"It appears my opponent is no in full control of his mouth, the Devil has taken refuge inside of him and forced him to destroy his body using coke.




Envy, Drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as i warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God - Galatians 5;21

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The Inside With Jeff Marek



Featuring Dom Monaco



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Hi folks, I'm Jeff Marek and where here at the Qube MMA gym where Darkness fighter Dom Monaco is just finishing up his intense workout for the day.



JM: Dom, how are you feeling?



DM: Feeling good brother, feeling good. Got a nice pump going on *Laughs*



JM: You will be entering the Darkness 135 tournament next month against Scorpion King in your professional MMA debut. Are you physically and mentally prepared for this?



DM: Yes, I am. I've been waiting for this my whole life and there ain't no way I'm coming out the loser. I plan on bringing the pain and moving on deeper into the tournament.



JM: Everyone is relatively unknown. Have you heard anything in particular about Scorpion?



DM: No, not really. Apparently he's got a decent Muay Thai background that we're not worried about. Saw a couple youtube clips on him and the dude has no wrestling. So, he better hang on that clinch for dear life or the mother fucker is getting tossed on his head.



JM: Should be an exciting matchup regardless. What's your prediction for yourself? Do you plan on making it far?



DM: To be honest, I plan on making the final and winning the whole thing. I'm not trying to be arrogant. That's not who I am, it's just I worked my ass off for too long to be anything but champion. Not making the finals will be a huge disappointment for me.



JM: You got a lot of fire in you kid, I hope you'll accomplish your goals. Anyway, that's about all the time we have for today. Thank you Dom for spending time with us and good luck in the Darkness 135 pound Tournament on November 9th.



DM: Thanks bud. Respect.




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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson (260104)

A mosh pit is just a bunch of drunk people pushing , nothing hard about that.

I once walked per accident in a mosh pit and 5 seconds later, there wasn't one anymore.

They are all a bunch of scared chicken. I'm not a sheep like you that follows the majority.

Me, I'm a leader, a lion, the king of the cage. Your chin is non exisitent . i just see a small point at the end of your face, ready for target practice.

I'm gonna destroy you, gonna pound your face in and i'm not even going to finish you. I want this fight to be 15 min. Hell, i wish it would be two hours!

You'll need to change your nickname to ' the crippled' after our meeting on 9/11/2014.

 

 

Johnny "The Punk" Wilson

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"Perhaps you need your hearing checked cowboy, I said mosh pit not pig pen.

We all know that when you step into the pigpen by "accident" all the pigs go squealing for cover to protect their sweet assholes.

Your right they scatter because they are scared like the chickens, who you brought a whole new meaning to the term "spit-roasting".

It's always entertaining being called a sheep by someone who beds them but surely you understand that punks by their very nature

cannot be sheep. In a culture that encourages individuality above all else it's difficult to be the same as anyone else.

I know culture is a big scary word for a cowpoke but you should look it up in the dictionary... provided you can read.

It's almost ironic to see a hog wrestler nicknamed "Pretty Boy" try and tell me he is going to wreck my face.

News flash cowboy you couldn't hit me if you tried, the only thing your good at is hugging... and what comes after I don't want to know.

Our fight on 9/11 is going to be the biggest tragedy since the twin towers, although you try to fight, dragged from the silence where you hide... till you scream."

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Frankie "The Bull" Vercini (260322)

 

Well!! Contracts have been signed and the first round is officially booked. I been training hard, but it looks like i might have to cut back on mama's delicious pasta and meatballs if i am to make weight for the tourney!

 

Luther, you will be my opponent in the first round. I am not happy that i will be missing out on mama's cooking leading up to the fight and i hold YOU responsible.

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