Standup commentary (KO/TKO)

[Note]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: POW! ~ gives ^ a left cross right on the kisser that puts ^ to sleep! While medical personnel attend to ^'s unconscious body ~ invites everyone to his afterparty - He say's the drinks will be on him! Well I know what I'll be doing when this is over!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ clips ^ with a straight right that looks like it was shoot out of a cannon! Down goes ^ and ~ prepares to drop bombs but he restrains himself when he see's that ^ is in a galaxy far far away and goes off to celebrate instead. - ~ takes some time to announce his intentions to get lucky tonight and points out a pretty lady in the audience. With that KO, I'd say he's earned some!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ feints with a jab and clips ^ right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! ^ is sent crashing into the canvas and ~ leaps in for the kill! ^ tries to get to his feet but ~ is just battering him from every conceivable angle and the ref decides that ^ is in need of a savior and steps in!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

Position - Clinch

 

~ has X tight in a Thai clinch and is softening him up with elbows to the head...and theres a huge knee which drops him to the floor and he's out cold!!

 

 

~ snaps out the jab and follows it up with a straight right that stuns X, wow theres an uppercut that crumbles X to the floor and its allllll over. What an impressive display of striking from ~

[Haffiebhoy]

Format e.g.

End position: KO win

Commentary text: (agressor) As he stalks his opponent like a bird of pray with more right crosses than the vatican as he leads with a punch.. THE BIG KABOSH ITS OVER!!! VICIOUS HEAD KICK KNOCKOUT, THE BEST WE HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! I hope hes ok because he looks out for the count!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Head kick)

[pauliedanger]

End Position: KO (punches) Win

Commentary: ~ throws a huge right hand and catches ^ right in the No Mas button. He's out. He's out cold, that's it. This one's over. ~, huge knock out win.

 

End Position: KO (strikes) Win

Commentary: ~ is throwing punches like he's double parked. ^ is taking a lot of damage. OH MY GOD! Huge right hand from ~ shuts the power down on ^. Lights out, game over. ~ is your winner.

[Note]

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ sends ^ a long distance call and ^ foolishly accepts the charges! ^ stumbles back into the * and ~ bombards him with blows till ^ can take no more. at least that's what the ref thinks as he calls an end to this bout! - ~ is overjoyed and one of his corner men gives him a big, sloppy kiss! Calm down there fellas, save it for the after party will ya!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Strikes)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ drops his hands for a split second and ~ immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into ^ face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Fly little fella, you're free now! ^ is taking a nap and won't chew on you anymore!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: "Knock knock" says ~ and connects with a straight through ^'s guard before he can ask who's there. It must have been pretty hard 'cause ^ fell on his back, prompting ~ to come a'knockin' some more. ^ just lies there and takes it, so the ref intervenes and that's all she wrote! ~ by TKO!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ^'s hands are dropping dangerously low here and ~ shows us why you shouldn't do that by connecting clean with a right hook that visibly rocks ^ and sends him down on one knee! ~ grabs ^ by the neck and keeps hitting him with vicious blows. ^ falls down on his face under the assault and the ref leaps into action but ~ keeps on punching, even with the ref in the way! That is some awful sportsmanship! This ain't no bar fight son, we have rules!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ looks like he's loading up for a hook but ~ beats him to the punch by pulling a kick from nowhere. Oh snap! It connected square on ^'s jaw and he crumples like a boneless fish! - The entire venue explodes as the crowd goes crazy! ~ looks pretty pleased with himself as his corner lifts him onto their shoulders and parades their man around. ~ should sleep well tonight, 'cause that was one impressive KO!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Head Kick)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ is showing some nice flowing footwork here and ^ looks a bit sluggish in comparison. ~ uses that to his advantage and explodes into a nice flurry. A punch slips through and another and anothOH! That punch was the one that broke the camel's back, as ^ just collapsed head first into the mat! -As the audience explodes into cheers, ~ looks down at his handywork and licks his gloves. That's just creepy.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punches)

 

[Guest]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: (1) seems to be hiding by the meshing. (2) closes in on (1). (2) went for a large hook there but OWWWW! (1) ducked and gave a large sucker punch to his chin. (2) hits the ground in an awkward fashion. What a shocker!

(2) is down and out! (1) has won!! he goes crazy in the octagon and starts doing backflips. This is a rare moment in MMA history, and (1) is savoring the glory, even though it was an sucker punch.

Winner: ~ (1)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: (1) is going for some Muay Thai with that stance he's doing, but (2) is in guard nonetheless.

(2) has been doing some really bad hits recently, and he is going to pay for that with a loss. And is going to pay for it already! (2) did a very bad punch and (1) grabbed hold of (2)'s hand. (1) starts tugging (2)'s hand and goes for an elbow to the face! Ouch! (2) still barely touching the ground because (1) didn't let go. (1) then pulls (2) back up again and goes for another elbow. This is embarrasing, (1) is treating (2) like a speed bag! (2)'s cornermen start screaming at the ref to stop the fight. Before (1) could pull one last elbow, the ref dives in the way of the hit, and calls for a TKO. Its over! (1) has won the match! What a harsh victory. (2) joints must hurt so bad right now, i'm glad i'm not him.

Winner: ~ (1)

Winning move text: TKO (Elbow)

 

End position: ~KO win

Commentary text: Uh-oh, (1) had a small lapse of concentration, leaving his guard down. (2), seizing the moment, walks up to (1) and throws an impressive kick! The force manages to knock out some of (1)'s teeth! His fall was so slow motion as he tried to maintain balance. His collapse made a big thud on the ground. Its over! (1) is down for the count! The crowd goes wild! (2) climbs the meshing and does a backflip from there. Just unbelievable what has happened today!

Winner: ~ (2)

Winning move text: KO (Kick)

[Guest]

sorry for double post, internet problem

[Guest]

 

End position: ~ TKO win

 

Commentary text: ^ throws a looping punch, but ~ ducks under and cracks him with a nasty elbow. ~ buckles ^'s leg with an inside leg kick and immediately follows with a lethal roundhouse kick to the liver. ^ crumples to the mat and the ref tackles ~ before he can go in for the kill. Fantastic display of Muay Thai by ~!

 

Winning move text: TKO (Body Kick)

[Guest]

End Position: KO (punches) Win

 

Commentary: ~ throws a monsterous right hook, ^ has fallen straight too the ground! That man is not moving! THAT WAS HUGE! ~ has destroyed ^ and perhaps shattered his jaw in the process! The adrenaline rush of ~ has perhaps stopped the throbbing pain of his hand! Awesome ending, who saw that coming?

 

[Guest]

End Position: Ko(Punch)

 

Commentary: ~ throws a inside leg kick. OHHHHHHHH he hit ^ right in the family jewels.

But ~ doesn't care and cracks ^ in the head with a right hand. ^ goes tumbling to the floor holding his ..............you know. As ~ raises his hands he gets hit bye a beer bottle bye a fan oh wait that was me.

[Note]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: BAM! ~ delivers a spinning backfist that drops ^ like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Spinning Back Fist)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ pounces like a tiger and cracks ^ with a vicious superman punch! ^ is down but not out! ~ follows up with more strikes before the ref jumps in and stops it!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ pounces like a tiger and cracks ^ with a vicious superman punch! ^ spins like a ballerina before kissing the canvas! This one is over folks!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Superman Punch)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ walks right into a wild spinning backfist and gets dropped! He's out cold! The ref cradles ^ limp body while ~ jumps on to the * and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Spinning Back Fist)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. ^ stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the * but ~ runs in and jumps on him with a flying knee that just puts him out!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Flying Knee)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ throws a spinning back kick that digs itself into ^ side. ^ doubles over in pain and ~ throws a powerful right hook right on ^'s temple that sends him to the mat in a fetal position! The ref jumps in immediately and saves him from any more damage.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Kick & Punches)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ throws a kick that ^ avoids but he doesn't manage to avoid the spinning back fist that followed! ^ is hurt, hurt bad! He's trying desperately to recover but ~ gives him no quarter and delivers a final blow that just turns off ^ lights! Good night!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punches)

 

BTW can we make commentary for counters by changing (aggressor) to (counter)?

[GodzillaGreg]

Ending: KO

Commentary Text: ~ Clinches ^ and OH MY GOD! ~ JUST HIT ^ WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT MUST'VE HAVE SENT HIM A GOOD FOOT INTO THE AIR!That is one of the most amazing knockouts I have ever seen. ^ actually flew through the air before hitting the canvas.

Winner: ~ (Aggressor)

Winning move Text: KO (Punch / Uppercut)

[Guest]

Ending: KO

Commentary Text: ~ Lands a straight kick sending ^ into the corner, ~ jumps from distance, OH!!! He's landed with a flying knee. ^ is out, thats the most brutal KO i have ever seen. ^'s girlfriend must've felt that cos she's just passed out at ringside. This one is over folks!!!

Winner: ~ (Aggressor)

Winning move Text: KO (Flying Knee)

[Guest]

Ending: KO

Commentary Text: ~ Lands a nice straight left ^ backs out to gain his composure, ~ moves in quickly from far out, with a nice jab cross followed by a spinning backfist! ^ crumbles to the floor. The ref tries to help ^ up, and ^ is trying to clinch with him! This fight is over.

Winner: ~ (Aggressor)

Winning move Text: KO (Spinning Backfist)

[Guest]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ throws the jab, cross, rear round kick ~ slipped the counter jab and retaliates with a crushing head kick, not even Fujita's head could have taken that. This ones over.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: Head Kick/Kicks (KO)

[Guest]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ has ^ backing up with a flurry of strikes! ~ fakes a front kick and comes over the top with a brazilian kick, knocking ^ clean out! Wow, did you see that?!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Brazilian Kick)

[Note]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! ~ points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. ^ wakes up just in time to hear ~ thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: Left hook, right hook, uppercut! All of them collide with ^'s face, flopping him onto his back in a daze. Luckily the ref springs into action before ~ has the chance to follow up with anything else. - ~ tries to do a back flip during the celebrations but doesn't quite get it.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ tries to feel the distance by pawing out at ~ but ~ has no time for such tomfoolery and throws a huge overhand right that smashes ^ into unconciousness and sends his mouthpiece flying! Brutal knockout finish!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: Out of nowhere, ~ throws a crazy spinning heel kick that clocks ^ on the temple and sends him to the mat! ^ tries to regain his composure but ~ hops onto him swinging wildly and the ref see's no choice but to stop the fight! Wow are you kidding me!? What an insane finish!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Kick & Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ throws a perfectly timed hook that sends ^ crashing down! ^ tries to stagger back to his feet but ~ just hammers him until the ref stops him. A confused ^ asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

[Guest]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ^ is going for a straight-...OH MY GOD! ~ delivers a powerful uppercut right up the jaw of ^ before the punch can get him. ^ is staring at the roof all the time as he falls down to the mat, ~ must have knock his joint out with the uppercut. Impressive anticipation and a nice, furious blow by ~.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Uppercut)

 

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ got ^ with a head kick but ^ is still standing, shaking his head to make sure he's alright. Well...guess he's not alright after the second cannon on his head by ~. ^ kisses the mat directly after the second kick. Nice double head kick by ~.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Head Kick)

[Note]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: ~ gets in close and tags ^ with a short punch that almost sends ^ to the mat! Oh ^ is in big trouble! He turns his back on ~, trying to create some distance but ~ rushes him, striking wildly and ^ goes down! ~ is one violent man!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Strikes)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ^ gets caught with a big right hand that hurts him badly! ^ backs into the *, desperately trying to recover but ends up falling on his back after taking more punishment and it's ooooooveeeer!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: Oh! ^ just circled straight into a big right hand that puts him on his back! ~ hops onto ^ and connects with another solid right before being wrested away!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ connects with a right and left and another right and OH ^ goes down! The ref stops ~ before he can pounce on ^, saving him from any more punishment! - ~ tries to jump over the * to celebrate with the audience but fails and falls! Luckily it doesn't bother him as he gets up with a big grin on his face!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ^ ducks straight into a high kick and gets dropped causing the ref to stop the fight right there! ^ tries to stand up and argue with the referee but his legs won't carry him! Looks like it was a good call!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Head Kick)

 

End position: ~ TKO win

Commentary text: ~ floors ^ with an open palm strike! ^ looks shocked as ~ proceeds to pummel him with strikes from the mount for a TKO finish! I think the audience is just as as shocked as ^! What an unexpected finish!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Strikes)

[Guest]

End position: KO Win

Commentary text: ~ hunts down ^. ~ catches ^ with a right punch, ^ is all of the place, will we get a knock-out? ~ hits him with a hard uppercut and ^ is out like a light, let's hope ~ hasn't broken his hand.

Winner (if there is one): ~ (agressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

 

End position: KO Win

Commentary text: ~ keeps hitting ^ with vicious leg kicks. ^'s hands are starting to drop. ~ sees the opportunity and lands a huge head kick. The whole arena is in awe as ~ knocks ^ out cold! The referee doesn't know what to do as the head kick was such a surprise.

Winner (if there is one): ~ (agressor)

Winning move text: KO (Head Kick)

[Guest]

End position: ~ KO win

Commentary text: OH! ~ has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! ~ smells blood and charges in for the finish! ~ unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of ~ sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable! What a display of heart and toughness by ~. Simply amazing!

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: KO (Punch)

[Guest]

wining move~ whatever KO ppl

post fight mockery comment

 

the wife of X is climbing over to cage to check up on her man who is out cold. wait she turns around goes to the winner, she gets down on her knees and.... NOW THATS A PROPER CELEBRATION!!!!

[thejanitor]

wining move~ whatever KO ppl

post fight mockery comment

 

the wife of X is climbing over to cage to check up on her man who is out cold. wait she turns around goes to the winner, she gets down on her knees and.... NOW THATS A PROPER CELEBRATION!!!!

haha funny shit and that actually happens in real life would be pretty funny if they put that in there as a rare one

[Guest]

Start position: Standing

End position: KO

Commentary text: ~ Throws a clean left jab. ~ Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with ^'s chin! ^ crumbles to the ground and ~ follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by ~!

Winner : ~ (Aggressor)

Winning move text: (KO) Spinning Back Fist

[Guest]

End position: TKO win

Commentary text: ^ gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees. ^ tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but ~ is headhunting and goes for the kill. ^ is just covering up while ~ is unloading bombs on him and beating him a like a redheaded stepchild. Jab, right hook connects and ^ buckles again badly while his eyes roll back. Referee steps in and saves ^ from a worse beatdown. ^ is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet.

Winner: ~ (aggressor)

Winning move text: TKO (Punches)