Chris Karter Interviews

[Rambo]

It was 8:57 a.m. and Chris Karter, one of the top managers in the mmatycoon world and owner of Convicted Fight Club in Los Angeles, was spotted with two other individuals by the media leaving a night club on South Beach, Miami. Chris's two accomplices managed to get into their vehicle and drive away from the parking lot, escaping the news reporters that locked in on Chris Karter. They left him in the trenches, taking grenades as he was surrounded and baraged with questions walking to his car. There was a buzz that a few of the premier MMA managers in the world were at the club partying the night before. Chris Karter and his brother Tony Harris, two of three members at Convicted Inc, and there were reports that LA's #1 ranked manager Estefan Chiscano was among them. These rumors have yet to be confirmed true or false.

 

Reporter Lady "Chris, Chris! Wait a second, are you just now leaving the club or did you forget something last night?"

 

Chris "I forgot a lotta things.. But what you see...."

 

He took his time taking off his glasses, wincing as his eyes adjusted to the sunlight, restless bags hung underneath his bright red and glazed eyes. He sized the reporter up and down. He put his glasses back on and continued walking again. Letting the reporter listen while he talk... more like mumble.

 

Chris "See I'm soo high ya hear me.. and you're just so, low... you know..? You just wouldn't understand, it's like..... we're up here, you're under there... we're over here and you're down there.... if the kids don't care then I'm the only one that knows whats goin' on."

 

Reporter Lady "I'm sorry I don't think I understood that?"

 

Chris "Exactly."

 

Reporter Lady "What's that supposed to mean, you're not making any sense?"

 

Chris "My point has been made."

 

Chris put his key in the ignition of the bright orange cadilliac dts, started his car. Music blaring, he closed his door. He sat there for a couple minutes listening to "Why do I stay High" -Bone Thugz & Harmony, a flash from a lighter went off a couple times but what he was doing wasn't clear through the obviously illegally tinted windows. Finally rolled his window down, letting out a thick gray cloud of smoke, and turned the music down for the moment.

 

Chris "Any more questions miss reporter lady?"

 

She leaned closer, getting in the window. Obvious aurora of marijuana stunk his vehicle. Smelled like one big dooby.

 

Reporter Lady "Are you sure you're okay to drive?"

 

Chris took off his glasses, looked into her eyes with a very serious look then mumbled.

 

Chris "Shhh."

 

As smoke came out his mouth he couldn't hide that delusional smile and childish grin, eyes barely opened, he looked like a smiling redheaded chinese man. Rolled his window up, turned the music back on and pulled away from the paparazzi and their flashy cameras.

[Rambo]

Chris Karter released a short public statement, regarding the fighter under his management, Roman Ray.

 

"Roman's a natural monster, for a guy who never wants to train he's a freak of nature. He couldn't find the proper trainin' in London or that big island he's from, so he came to Los Angeles for a lil bit to get some real training at Convicted Fight Club. The training over here's just on a whole other level, can't even explain it. Too many freakish athletes in one building. If it wasn't such a world class gym, top of the line, they would of prolly broke the damn place by now. Roman trains hard you know, every time I'm in there I'm waitin' on him to break through the wall instead of using the door, like the koolaid guy. Pain is love for my british friend, and the Gladiator's gonna continue winning when he gets back to London."

[Rambo]

A video of Chris Karter after KONFLIKT 7's Champ or Chump event at the Underground in Los Angeles, was released on youtube and twitter shortly after the event, he was asked a question regarding fighters training at Convicted Fight Club.

 

"Not takin' anything away from Broken Halo or Full Conctact, but the fighters trainin' at Convicted Fight Club are the most athletic genetically superior human beings in america. It's unreal out there, guys in all shapes and sizes. People runnin' around L.A. sayin' their gonna dominate this and that fighter, c'mon man this is Convicted territory, it aint happenin'. Nate showed him up and choked him out, proving he's "the Real Deal" when it comes to brazilian jui-jitsu. I won my bet, got about 5 bucks haha and I will continue to bet on any and all Convicted Fight Club fighters. See us over at... Convicted Fight Club... produce the best output for fighters, y'know what I mean? When fighters come to our gym, no matter how talented they may be, when they step into that cage they just preform at a higher level. They just take it a step further, push themselves a lil bit harder. To train here you gotta have a desire to win, n' everybody here has it. There's an aura of success around here and it's fuckin' contagious. You just gotta feel me on this one, when it comes to Convicted Fight Club fighters, we just got it - whatever it is that it takes to win, we have it.. When's the last time yall saw a 135 pound fighter last 3 rounds with a super heavyweight? The Mexican Samurai did a great job at the Grand Prix, then we got people like Rufus Lee, J Blunts, Iso Paha, Davi Silva, Juan Escobar, Kurt Liddell.. up and comers like Tora Noshi, Kris Smyth, Seth Vandrel, Sonny Giovanni, Go Yamamoto, Tito Hopkins... this isn't even including the fighters under my management. Lance St Pierre, Marcello Sosa, Don Marciano, Sun Kato, Moses Diggs, hell the list goes on and on, and the sky's the limit for everybody."

 

Chris Karter was asked what's his plans for the future, he drank from his styrofoam cup.... again... it was clearly empty as he was drinking ice, so he handed it to a girl that was within arms reach, and motioned her along to get him another drink.

 

"Tomorrow..... we..."

 

Chris looked at his wrist like he was looking at a watch; it that wasn't there.

 

"- today since it's after midnight. I'll be watchin' SCAR: Bragging Rights at the Micro Arena, I'ma see Orlando Noriega defend his title against Maximillian Malkavain. Orlando's a beast I know it's gonna be a brutal knockout. First round... then I gotta catch a flight out to Montreal. On the 20th Lance St Pierre is defendin' the Welterweight title against Octavio Paixao at Combat Pro FC Unleashed. Gotta support the Storm heavily for that fight. Anyway, gotta go. Gotta long night ahead of me and don't have much time to get the party started. Los Angeles be on the look out, Paul Bradley is doin' big things with Konflikt."

[Rambo]

One helluva time and a night to fuckin remember. The Convicted crew worked hard all day at Convicted Fight Club but when the sun went down the party started. We started in Los Angeles and a tour bus ride of a lifetime later ended up in a couple penthouse suites populated with beautiful women, unlimited amounts of weed, and HBO in Las Vegas. We don't talk about what happened behind closed doors, let's just say everybody involved with Convicted that night increased their morale, and many Vegas models went home satisfied.

 

Kruk Ma Kali, Dre Battle, and Carter Potter celebrated their 23rd birthdays this week!

 

Jesus Santos celebrated his 22nd birthday this week!

 

Lance St Pierre and Roman Ray celebrated their 19th birthday this week!

 

The amounts of marijuana consumed can't be disclosed because the California Athletic Commission frowns on that sort of thing, but it's safe to say a pound, give or take a couple ounces. Alcohol levels were well over the legal limit, and although the night consisted of a few indecent exposures, urinating in public places, and a few X rated videos that were sure to be released on the internet in hours, (more than one girlfriend(s) will be mad and more than unforgiving. Feel bad for some of these guys...) nobody was arrested (yet) but it was one helluva night and one to be remembered forever (in shades of gray, blurred, stoned & drunkenness).

 

Chris Karter left a blog on his myspace late in the afternoon of the next day...

 

I know there are gonna be a lot of rumors, and images, and videos... of a guy that looks like me doin' some things mothers might not want their kids to see, but it wasn't me. I just want you to know that. It's a stunt double, in fact all those people you see, those people you think are fighters and managers involved with Convicted, are stunt doubles in our new movie project that we've been working on for a few months now, and yes - due to all the naked ladies it may have looked like we're getting involved with the porn industry but it is not true. For now, the direction of the Convicted brand will be focused on Mixed Martial Arts and you can continue to count on us in the Los Angeles community. I had cat scans or something yesterday so I won't be able to answer any questions as I need to relax and rejuvenate from a long night of work. Your trusted, law abiding, entrepreneur...

--- Chris

[Rambo]

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Convicted Inc was running on all cylinders in the MMA world, Los Angeles and Las Vegas were overpowered by Convicted fighters - which pride themselves on being some of the most athletic human beings in the world. There's more than just something in the water they drink, more than the hydroponic grown crystallized green, purple, red, pink, and blue skunky marijuana they smoke that's secretly grown at the Convicted Fight Club facility, and more than the supplements they get from Syndicate Drugs and Non-Stop Nutrition; there's something in their DNA, that runs in their blood, mind, body, and soul. Something most of you sons of bitches can't relate to. Cahones that you just don't have.

Even at the strangest hours of the night, Chris Karter, Tony Harris, and Avon Barksdale, the undisputed number one manager on the planet; are at work developing ways to take their fighters to the next level. The number one alliance continues it's winning ways, making money, gettin tang, takin care of Convicted fighters around the world and lookin better than everybody else why they do it. Why? They wear Convicted.

Rolen Spliffs was a familiar face, he partys hard with the Convicted crew. A lot more than any of us can actually remember. We hustle hard, party hard, and we train harder. Chris was in the trap house, sitting in the living room on a leather couch next to heavy artillery and a safe filled with money and weed. In front of him was a wall filled with big screens filled with surveillance, MMA events, MMA news feeds, MMA interviews, and more surveillance. Seconds after the interview started with Rolen, Mr. Karter's phone rang he answered it, nodded his head clicked his remote and a live feed with a 15 second delay appeared on one of the T.V's. Convicted Inc has an eye and ear everywhere and in everything, word gets around fast.

Reporter: *coughs*..."We're here with Convicted fighter Rolen Spliffs of the NEFC in Los Angeles"...*cough*..."How's it goin' Rolen, what's with all the smoke?"

Rolen: "I jus finished up mah Green Meditation n' den you guys show up. How you hangin'?"

Reporter: "Green Meditation?...*coughs*..."Do you care to elaborate?"

Rolen: "2 days before each fight, i cut trainin' n' shit. I come back to da pad, isolate myself, light up some chronic n' watch Bruce Lee movies non-stop until da weigh in...Green Meditation suckah."

Reporter: *coughs*..."That doesn't sound healthy. Anyway..."

Rolen: "You got a problem wit da way I train foo?"

Reporter: "No, no, no...Speaking of training, how's it been goin'? You got Selby Campbell comin' up and he's 2-0, all by submission...*coughs*...Have you been gearin' up for his ground game?"

Rolen: "Look man...I train how I train. Yeah, i do my cardios and my weights n' shit, but for me...trainin" is more about stayin' wit what got me here...RAGE...I go back to dat same rage dat I had when I was on da streets of Riverside. It ain'tt about reps n' sets, ya hear?...it's about findin' dat anger point."

Reporter: "So what you're saying is..."

Rolen: "I ain't finished yet bitch! Dayum man, PAY ATTENTION!...You gotta know YOU. If you ain't know you, then how you gon' know your enemy? If you ain't know your enemy, then you lost man...you lost. So I know who Rolen Spliffs is...n' i keep myself knowin', ya hear?"

Reporter: "But Rolen, I can't help but think that you have to round out your...*coughs*...game or you're gonna come up short against all these jiu-jitsu studs that have...*coughs*...virtually littered the MMA world."

Rolen: "MUTHAFUCKAH!...You come up into MAH crib n' start dissin' mah game!? da way I focus!? da way I train!? da fuck is wrong wit you?! Get da fuck outta here dawg!"

Reporter: "But Rolen...YOU called US here...remember?"

Rolen: *chuckles*..."Oh yeah...mah bad dawg."

Reporter: "So let's get down to it. What is it that brings us here?"...*coughs*...

Rolen: "Convicted..."

Reporter: "As in...Tony Harris and Chris Karter?"

Rolen: "Nah man, as in Mike tyson n' Plaxico Burress...OF COURSE, Tony n' Chris ya dumb fuck! Is there another Convicted Crew I ain't know about? NO! N' if there was, dey wouldn't even matter!"

Reporter: "Easy there Rolen...it's just a question...*coughs*...So what about Tony and Chris?"

Rolen: "Dey da shit son! Actually, it ain't jus them though. It's da clothes, da store, da gym, da lifestyle...da whole damn crew, ya know?"...*lights a spliff*..."We roll deep son, in L.A., Vegas, New York...wherever da fuck we at...we deep n' we loyal. Dem 2 dudes...dem 2 dudes take care of me man. Well, dem and mah man JBomb but dis ain't about him. Dis about Convicted. I hope I do 'em proud man. If it wasn't for them, I'd have nothin' man. I gotta give it up to those 2. Dey hook it up."

Reporter: "Soooo...anything else?"

Rolen: "Yeah man! I ain't jus some dumb fighter! I got shit ta say dawg!"...*takes a hit*..."I could go on about how I'm gonna woop Selby's ass tomorrow, but I won't. He a good fighter n' I don't worry about winnin' n' losin' ya hear? I step into da octagon wit a clean slate, let instinct take over and let the chips fall where dey may. If I win, I win n' if I lose, I lose.
I could go on n' on about Tony n' Chris n' the whole Convicted Crew but I won't. Everybody know how we roll n' dey either down wit it or dey scared, ya hear?
Nah man...I ain't wanna do all that. I jus wanna show Convicted some love n' let Tony n' Chris know dat mah ole high school potna, Phil DeBlunt, be tryin' ta get in dis...*receives a text on his blackberry*...I got him in da Cardio Station in L.A. right now n' he got what it takes. He a big muthafuckah too dawg. He like 6'5" or so n' go about 280 wit a massive mean streak. One of the meanest muthafuckas I know! N' he right up they alley too. He know all da hotspots from L.A. ta San Diego n' all da way down into Tijuana n' shit."

Reporter: "So is this some sort of...endorsement?"

Rolen: "Call it what you want dawg...I'm done wit ya. Now get da fuck out man...I gotta bitch on her way n' I gotta handle mah business."

Reporter: "Alrighty then Rolen...thanks for your time."

Chris was looking at Phil DeBlunt on the internet, trying to find out what he could. He picked up his phone and called his brother.

Chris "Yo Tony."

Tony "Yo yo!"

Chris "Check out that fighter Rolen Spliff is talkin' about."

Tony "Phil, Big Phil DeBlunt?"

Chris "He's a beast, hard hitter. I think he played football somewhere around here in California."

Tony "That the guy that got expelled for smoking a blunt at halftime?"

Chris "I don't -"

Tony "State Championship right?"

Chris "I don't fuckin' know bro doubt it. We're makin' an investment. Get Phil DeBlunt the cash, get him in Konflikted Fight Club for now. Let's see what we can do with em."

Tony "I like his name. I don't know why."

Chris "It's gotta ring to it."

Tony "It does...."

Chris "Get him some mary jane shirts and shorts. And a lil bit of the Hydro-Disco Light purple parrot funk."

Tony "Hell yeah, offer sent to Phil. Man I need some green bubble berry ku.......shh the nurse is back man, gotta go!"

Click.

[Rambo]

I'm disappointed. Not so much as Rolen but more with the damn judges. I didn't even stay for the rest of the card. I brought Jack Bonds and Suge Night into this business, I got those two a job. If it wasn't for me they wouldn't be in this sport. I'm not sayin' hand the fight to my fighters but god damn give me a break, did yall watch the fight or were yall to busy watchin' those fuckin' ring girls... oh those fuckin' ring girls. I know Jack n Suge are told to score the fight on that 10 point take-you-down-get-a-sticker system, a stupid bullshit inefficient system, but Rolen hurt him really bad in the 2nd round. Really bad. Bad enough where he shouldn't of lost because the other guy laid on him and did nothing most the time. I bet Rolen could go back in there this week and fight the guy and Shelby prolly wouldn't even get cleared to fight within the next week or two. He about knocked him out, and like I've been tellin Rolen man you had him you just gotta finish. It happens to the best. Burn a few, train harder. Life goes on.

 

J Bomb receives a new text message on his blackberry

Rolen is on his way home from the outback. Great experience for him, he might not remember the decision loss. Mr. Potter saved us some of his la kiwi but it'll be gone by the time we land back in Los Angeles... look at the time

 

Then J Bomb notices a few unread messages, there's no tellin when he got them or what he was on that made him forgot them. Could of been bad service, and the messages just now arrived - who knows but they were there.

 

Damn. Bullshit decision. Jack and Suge are in trouble.

You seen Rolen Spliffs yet? He hit ghost.. He wasnt at the party

Found him at the gym lol "Yoga" sessions with Bob Chong...

Rolen said hes comin to KONFLIKT 14 tonight u gon be there?

Haha Jesus showed Rolen Spliffs how to finish a fight

not gon be at the party big fight in sydney carter potter vs john hayes

oh shit btw rolen is goin out there too. we're on the plane now

carter potter is the man Rolen shouldn't have no problems knockin anyone out now

[Rambo]

*Far from the lavish gated communities and the bright lights of the immortal "Strip", lies a meager 2-story house in what is commonly known as "the Ghetto".

You may ask why we are here in this lowly part of town and the answer is simple...JBomb. Jason "JBomb" Smith doesn't like to do press conferences all that much.

He prefers a quiet interview in the living room of his humble abode and it is in this living room where we sat down with the owner of Combat Pro Formula to discuss, Convicted Clothing, Combat Pro, LTD and Constantine Wakinov.*

 

Reporter: "So Jbomb, what brings us here today?"

JBomb: "I gotta few things on my mind."

 

Reporter: "Well, let's start with your strained relationship with your old alliance, the Cobra Kai, more specifically...LTD."

JBomb: "Well...*lights a Marlboro Light*...there really is no relationship. I have no problem with the Cobra Kai, in fact, I just went to Mary Jane's in L.A. when I was out there and helped out Brandon.

Eaton Cox still reps the Kai clothes. Just because I don't rep their alliance, doesn't mean there's any animosity...but LTD is another story."

 

Reporter: "Are you in the mood to tell that story?"

JBomb: "At first, I was, but now that I think of it...nobody wants to hear about that sorry ass shit. I'm done with the guy.

I mean, LTD, you got a problem with me...call your mom cuz dad ain't listenin'."

 

"Combat Pro is doing so good right now and I couldn't be happier. Combat Pro Formula is finally out of the red so we're gonna start some new research soon.

Should be sometime in the next month or so. Major thanks to Rollins at NSN and Ty over at MMA's Best Nutrition. Those 2 dude's have helped a lot and I ain't even need to get into the other Combat Pro owners...

Those guys rule!

Things are coming together real nice, starting to move forward a bit more. I have been contemplating a move though.

 

Reporter: "You're not happy with your current location?"

JBomb: "It's not that really, there's just not that much going on in St. Petersburg man. Have you ever been there?"

 

Reporter: "No, but speaking of St. Petersburg...let's move onto Constantine Wakinov. Last time you spoke, you mentioned there were issues between you two.

We caught up with the owner of WCC in St. Petersburg and he claims you sent a message saying he was to be fired as soon as your contract is up.

Any truth to that?"

JBomb: "It's all true. In a sense, he is already fired. I just have to wait until our contract is up to make it official so I don't owe him any extra money."

 

Reporter: "What happened between you though?"

Jbomb: "We just can't work together. Look, he and Bobby Brown started off as sparring partners for the Cobra Kai Dojo in St. Petersburg

...*extinguishes cigarette and lights another*...Bobby eventually got kicked out because of his temper, lost his first fight and had a breakdown.

He went off the deep end so I terminated his contract since he had no "out-clause".

 

This apparently upset Constantine and it's gone consistently downhill from there."

 

Reporter: "So he'll be free agent soon?"

JBomb: "As soon as possible and let me just say, the guy is a good fighter. He has wonderful wrestling ability and he has shown signs of improvement.

Just because we didn't get along, doesn't mean no one else can...one man's trash is another man's treasure, ya know?"

 

Reporter: "So you wish him well?"

JBomb: "I wouldn't go so far as to say that. If the guy died tomorrow, i wouldn't care much."

 

Reporter: "That seems a bit cold J."

JBomb: "Call it what you want but I got no reason to lie."

 

Reporter: "So how are things with Convicted?"

JBomb: "Couldn't be better. Rolen Spliffs had a tough loss but he's alright now, Phil DeBlunt is ready to make his Combat Pro West debut and Tony n' Chris, well...

They're just bein' badass as usual."

 

Reporter: "So what about Rolen's deal with NEFC and his possible signing to Konflikted? Anything news to report?"

JBomb: "Not really. Nothing solid anyway. We still haven't spoken with Mr. Bradley yet. It would be unethical considering Rolen is still under contract with NEFC.

He has 2 more fights and he will fulfill his contractual obligations."

 

Reporter: "And then he's on to WCC L.A.?"

JBomb: "What? WCC L.A.? Where'd you hear that?"

 

Reporter: "A reliable source told us you had a guy going to WCC L.A."

JBomb: "Yet you just speculated on a Rolen/Konflikted deal...get your shit together man. No, the WCC L.A. deal is another fighter, Martin Cristos.

He's in a bare-knuckle tournament in Ensenada, Mexico right now so he's kinda busy at the moment. I'm working on getting him into the U.S., maybe somewhere near Chula Vista, CA.

I have a few real estate people checkin' out the housing situation down there.

 

Reporter: "Why not move him to L.A.?"

JBomb: "He's got a lot of bad blood up there. I don't think it would be a good idea if he set up camp there. Besides, the commute isn't all that bad."

 

Reporter:"What kind of bad blood? Mexican Mafia? 18th St.?"

JBomb: "I'd rather not say but I'm pretty confident that if the Mexican Mafia wanted him, they'd have him by now."

 

Reporter: "Excellent point. So how was Tokyo?"

JBomb: "Fuckin' great! Buck Norris has some juice out there and showed us all a great time.

He pulled off the win in a great fight, his dad was out there as well, which is always fun..."

 

Reporter: "Chuck Norris was out there with you?"

JBomb: "Well yeah...it's his kid for fuks sakes. Ya know, Chuck doesn't like to see his kid fight all that much.

He says it's too much stress althought he does breathe a sigh of relief when he hears the results. Buck's mother is even worse about it. She's a nervous wreck on fight night."

 

Reporter: *chuckles*..."I bet she is. So is Buck happy at CHOKE?"

JBomb: "Well, they been fighting him a lot so I'm not sure how he feels about that...*chuckles*...but he also has to fight down in his next fight.

He ain't too happy about that."

 

Reporter: "Why not?"

JBomb: "Well, if he wins, he doesn't gain much but if he loses, he takes quite the hit."

 

Reporter: "But if his opponent is ranked lower, shouldn't it be a speedbump win?"

JBomb: "There's no such thing as a speedbump win. Quinton Hach is no chump. The dude's a good fighter.

Not to mention, this will be Buck's 3rd fight in a month. That'll eventually take it's toll on anyone...I don't care who you are."

 

Reporter: "Yeah, that's definitely a busy schedule."

JBomb: "well, Buck's a warrior so he won't be losing any sleep over it."

 

Reporter: "How do you feel about Takada's gym partnering with Demonic Inc.?"

JBomb: "I love it. It shows that they're down to do the necessary legwork to get things done out in Tokyo.

I mean, let's face it, the economy ain't doin' so good and there's a lot of people feeling the heat. There's nothing wrong with giving enough of a shit to help others out."

 

Reporter: "Sean Ripgut is the first fighter signed to Combat Pro Rising Sun. Did this surprise you at all?"

JBomb: "Absolutely not. In fact, the only thing that surprised me was the fact that Combat Pro Rising Sun opened up so quick. I had no idea they were ready to roll like that.

I will say this, their timing was great with PRIDE closing shop n' all.

Looks like a free agent flea market out in Tokyo. Hopefully some of those guys stay out there, ya know?...*extinguishes cigarette*..."

 

Reporter: "Any news from New York?"

JBomb: "Well...Combat Pro New York just opened up and I'd like to get one of my guys in there to set it off, but they're all under contract with LMS though so we'll just have to wait."

 

Reporter: "When we spoke to Dave (Last Man Standing) he said you had contacted him about a release?"

JBomb: "Yeah, for either Dick Offenhard or Dixon Herbush. We wanna get one of those guys out of there because they're in the same division and they don't wanna fight each other."

 

Reporter: "So which one is going to be leaving?"

JBomb: "Well, that's entirely up to Dave. They both got fights coming up and he may just keep the one that wins, unless they both win...*laughs*...then I don't know what he'll do.

Offenhard is still under investigation on that Viagra scandal though so he may be leaning towards Herbush but who knows?"

 

Reporter: "Speaking of scandals, Eaton Cox has some jail time coming?"

JBomb: "Damn man, you guys know everything!...*laughs*..."

 

Reporter: "It's what we do..."

 

JBomb: "I ain't gonna go into too many details but it's some sort of indecent exposure charge that has something to do with his wife, her grandmother's house and a troop of Girl Scouts...

*shakes head*...fucking Eaton man. What a dipshit."

 

Reporter: "Sounds like your guys are outta control."

 

JBomb: "Well, they're fighters, they fight for a living. You can't expect these guys to be the most professional guys in the world. You gotta give 'em some leeway."

 

Reporter: "Very true...have you been out to Hilo yet?"

 

JBomb: "Yeah, once...I love Hawaii but I been slackin' on my beach time...*laughs*...Eric Legion's makin' his debut this Friday so I'll try n' be out there for that.

That dude has mass potential and he's very focused, unlike Jimmy Sikblood...*shakes head*...what am I gonna do with that guy?"

 

Reporter: "0-2 is NOT a good way start things off."

 

JBomb: "Tell me something I DON'T know. I feel like Ed Lover on them youtube vids...'c'mon son, get the fuck outta here wit dat shit son'...*laughs*...that shit cracks me the fuck up!...but it's so true!

Sikblood's been hangin' with the Penn's, surfin' and smokin' herb n' bein' lazy n' shit...c'mon son!...get the fuck outta here with that shit son!

Even when he DOES train, he never shows any improvement! If he loses again, we might have a problem, ya know what i'm sayin'?"

 

Reporter: "Idon't check out much on youtube but you're crackin' me up! What is this? A show? A movie?"

JBomb: "Get with times man! It's 2009 and you don't watch youtube man? That's it man...we firin' up the cpu. I gotta show you some shit...*laughs*...put your recorder down...interview over..."

 

A reporter caught up with manager Chris Karter on his way out of a downtown Los Angeles strip club...

 

Reporter "Chris! Do you have a moment to answer a few questions? Where've you and Tony been? Why was Rocky Stone stripped of his belt? Are you looking forward to tonights Konflikt: Convicted card?"

 

Chris "Oh god.. man I aint got time for this..."

 

Reporter "It will only take a moment..."

 

Chris "It's 7:20 in the mornin', I got a headache... One question."

 

Reporter "Okay.. well I had a list here.... let me look......"

 

Chris "10 seconds, times tickin gettin' close to my car."

 

Reporter "Well.... what do you know about J Bomb's fighter Eaton Cox? Can you give us any details to what happen."

 

Chris "You can't be serious...?"

 

Reporter "You said one question, I want some juicy information I'll try to squeeze it out of ya."

 

Chris "Orange juice contains an excellent source of vitamin C."

 

Well, he did say juicy. Chris gets in a bright orange cadillac DTS, closes the door, and drives awayyyyy. Prolly to bed cuz it's so early and after an all nighter at the strip club a man needs his sleep. Specially when a big event like Konflikt: Convicted, is goin down tonight.

 

And he was gone.

[Rambo]

ICE COLD FC PRESS CONFERENCE INTERVIEW Jan 16 2010, 04:25 AM

 

 

Nina Petrova "We are LIVE with the notorious Chris Karter from St Petersberg, Russia. Where birds can't fly and people punch each other to keep ice off their hands. How has life been?"

 

Chris "So far I'm doin really good this year haha, tryin to stay outta trouble and make some money."

 

Nina Petrova "May I ask you, what is the infamous Chris Karter doing in Russia exactly?"

 

Chris "You know, the usual. Tryin to get my tan on. Haha I'm kiddin' I've been here handling business, getting paperwork signed, takin' care of a lil this n' that. I was at Ice Cold FC's featherweight Grand Prix, I saw the event ringside with Ivan Arlovski at the Underground arena in St Pete."

 

Nina Petrova "Lot of knockouts early tonight, just what you were hoping to see I'm sure. So which knockout was your favorite?"

 

Chris "By far Hannibal Barca vs Vladimir Meitus. What a kick. His debut too? He must have a helluva amateur record, or a serious kickboxing background cuz he put on a show tonight. Ivan (Arlovski) said he's trained with him before, but I can barely understand anything that crazy Russian says so I'm not positive."

 

Nina Petrova "So what did you think of the event overall?"

 

Chris "Other than the main event that was a sub festival, and the bad split decision, which by the way I thought Devito won that fight... guess the judges thought otherwise... it was a good event. Arena was packed, fans were screamin, drunk, excited, hooligans... but it was good to be out here. It's cold as fuck, but I won't be in St Pete too much longer."

 

Nina Petrova "Took care of your business, I assume?"

 

Chris "Well yeah, that and I gotta catch my plane. Great talkin' to ya."

 

Nina Petrova "There you have it, he's getting out of dodge before the Russian authorities catch up with him. What did he do this time? Find out on our next episode...."

[Rambo]

It's getting close to the end of January, it's a New Year, and Chris Karter is back - and answering questions in an exclusive interview with beautiful blonde bombshell, April Watson.

 

 

April Watson "Chris! It's so good seeing you again, you have been MIA for quite some time now."

 

Chris Karter "Yeah it's been awhile. Feels good to be back."

April Watson "There have been lots of rumors, and speculation, are any of them true?"

 

Chris Karter "Of course not. I would never murder, shoot, interrogate, extort & intimidate witnesses, and I'd never involve myself with the drug trafficking industry. A dirty business and I like to keep my hands clean. Got hand sanitizer on deck 8)"

 

April Watson "Of course you wouldn't. So what about your fighters, why did so many of them disappear after you went missing?"

 

Chris Karter "When the FBI, federal agents, state marshals - start gettin up your ass and tryin to keep an eye on everything you do, it's best to get outta dodge, or better yet, move the fuck around and disappear like George Bush - fuck yall I'm outta here style. So I told em... it's best if everybody plays casper and disappears for awhile. And being as smart as all the fighters under my management are... they listened."

 

April Watson "Why would they have to disappear because something involving you?"

 

Chris Karter "April - I like you. But you're ruining it for me. You're askin a lot of questions in a cloudy gray area that has yellow caution tape around it. Back to MMA."

 

April Watson "Sorry... anyway, Konflikt 34: Resurgence was a huge success, how do you feel about your fighters performances?"

 

Chris Karter "Very pleased, very pleased. Well, I'm really disappointed with Lance St Pierre - I know he's really disappointed to. I don't know what his problem was out there, the doctor said he broke his hand but no excuse for not finishing the fight."

April Watson "You moved your office to Amsterdam and I'm sure you have connects out there. A few of your fighters followed you and signed with up and coming organizations. We've even seen a Convicted gym open in Amsterdam - Convicted Fusion. How do you feel about this transition?"

 

Chris Karter "It felt great to get out here. I bought a really nice estate, real expensive house haha. Yeah, I like it out here. Sun Kato, Chuck Jardine, and Bob Chong all moved out here to train and fight and for the most part it's goin good."

 

April Watson "Chuck Jardine won the 185 lb title at Amsterdam Fight Championships, Sun Kato had a successful win at Fight World International, but Kumani Chong was upset in the second round in his debut at Hells Balls."

 

Chris Karter "Please April don't remind me. But Sun Kato and The Dean of Weed looked great out there and did what they were trained to do."

 

April Watson "Well I noticed you were very vocal with Chong after his TKO loss, can you tell me what you said to him?"

 

Chris Karter "I knew he was higher than a fuckin kite, he usually is. I asked him 'how many times do I gotta tell you not to smoke so much god damn weed before you fight?' but he was just sittin there smiling at me. He got caught with a lot of punches in the clinch and a really good one put him down, he was just too lazy and high out there to react. And so stoned all he could do is look up at me with that stupid grin of his. That wasn't the same Kumani Chong who won his first 5 fights."

 

April Watson "Must of chewed him out really bad huh?"

 

Chris Karter "Oh it get's worse for him."

 

April Watson "How?"

 

Chris Karter "He gets the snicklefritz."

[Rambo]

Mar 5, 2010 Upon the grand opening of the new Los Angeles organization "Convicted", Convicted President Chris Karter held a press conference

 

 

Inside of the Convicted Fight Club gym in Los Angeles, the infamous Chris Karter and President of Convicted was interviewed by Jenna Celeste from He's Rocked! on Friday March 5th, to discuss the grand opening of the org, their first event, Convicted Inc, owner Tarmo Heiskanen, and other things related to the organization. On the video screen Chris was wearing a plain black shirt with the new Convicted fight org logo centered in the middle and baggy white basketball shorts. He was sitting behind his desk with a pile of documents waiting to be organized, sipping from his styrofoam cup filled with Hennessy cognac.

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Thanks for having me Chris."

 

Chris Karter "Thanks for comin here sweetie. I aint really wanna go anywhere to do no interview right now. That's why I had you come to the gym."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "It's okay, I'm happy I could have an exclusive inside look. Not many people get to come inside the prestigeous Convicted Fight Club..."

 

Chris Karter "Strictly business. Trainers, Fighters, and usually their managers only - oh and the security. Some managers don't have access here, it's that off limits. Especially to the press."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Glad I was an exception."

 

Chris Karter "Don't flatter yourself. You're a very pretty girl but I've been up to my up to my ass in paperwork. I know the fans have been waitin for this since the announcement of our new fight org, Convicted, but I've been a very busy man lately."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "I can only imagine. I've been looking at the pile of papers on your desk. Looks like you could use a secretary."

 

Chris Karter "Oh believe it, there's plenty of secretaries in our corporate building in Las Vegas. But when it comes to the important things, the financial things that really matter that involve money or business; if you want them done right you need to do them yourself and pay very close attention to detail."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "You must be really busy. How do you plan on running Convicted and the rest of the Convicted Inc empire alone?"

 

Chris Karter "Well for one, I may have started the Convicted empire from the ground up but I'm not runnin everything alone. Tony takes care of the clothing company, Avon is a very busy individual up to his neck in what he does, and we recently brought Anthony Genovese and Calvin Broadus into Convicted Inc to help with variable aspects of the business. A good friend of mine Sonny Muchacho runs the Convicted gym in Rio. And out in Amsterdam Daniel Pauling runs Convicted FuSion. On top of all that we have the best financial supervisors, CEO's, lawyers, that money can buy."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "You've been involved in a lot of controversy, we won't even get into it, but when did you decide you were going to open an org?"

 

Chris Karter "There was no real decision time for me if you know what I mean? Running a promotion in Los Angeles has always been on the agenda, you just gotta be patient with decisions like this. It was a matter of finding the right business partner - and I did."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "While we're on the subject, where did you find Tarmo Heiskanen? How did the two of you meet?"

 

Chris Karter "The first time I heard of him was a few years ago, it's kinda funny, cuz I needed a really good lawyer and he was running a law-firm in Finland... you know what? I'll let you and your reporter friends dig up the dirt. That's your job right?"

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Aww you're no fun.... so how involved is Mr. Heiskanen? What are your expectations for Convicted?

 

Chris Karter "It's great to have him on board, I couldn't of started this without him. God forbid if I would of tried to get a loan or opened it myself. I would of had IRS, DEA, you name it - they woulda been all over the place tappin' my shit so we're not even gonna get into that. He's a great guy, all about business like me, very professional, very smart, and organized. We plan on running one of the best damn promotions America will ever see. We're gonna run a very successful organization, no ands/ifs/buts about it. Convicted will be a success."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Only time will tell. So we want to know why, why now? Why enter the Los Angeles market at such a competitive time with orgs like Konflikt and ICON at their peak?"

 

Chris Karter "First of all I have nothin but respect for Paul Bradley and the Konflikt organization. I'm not tryin to compete with them or be better than them. I'm still, and some of my closest friends, family, and fighters are still very involved with Konflikt. There's plenty of fans and talented fighters for Konflikt and Convicted to co-exist. Now the other orgs in LA? Haha not so much."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Stirring up the pot like always. What will Convicted offer that the other orgs can't? What will make your promotion stand out?"

 

Chris Karter "We're gonna be doin our own thing at Convicted, so like you said only time will tell."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Can you confirm any information about The Convicted Fighter show?"

 

Chris Karter "I can. But I can't disclose details at this time."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "Your first event is on March 14th, Convicted 1: Genesis, Rocky Stone is rumored to be headlining your main event, have you figured out his opponent - will it be recently signed Norrin Radd?"

 

Chris Karter "That would be a great main event, but that's not who his opponent will be. It's gonna be a great card I plan on selling out The Underground with no problem, I'll be surprised if we don't have tail-gaters. Yeah, Rocky will be headlining the fight against one of the best Light Heavyweights in the world. Prolly the best Light Heavyweight in London, and the #1 ranked LHW in Tokyo. Do your homework cuz that's all I'm sayin."

 

Jenna Celeste He's Rocked! "You leave us hanging in suspense like that?"

 

Chris Karter "It's just business baby. Gotta keep people on their toes. Ya'll will tune in just to see this fight, I can promise you that. A fight like this belongs on PPV. But I gotta get back to the paperwork.. thanks for coming out here and security will escort you out."

[Rambo]

Thursday, July 15th

1:39PM - Miami, Florida

 

The sun was high and in the center of the sky beating down through the clouds on South Beach, it's citizens, and the illegal immigrants roaming the streets. Leaving The Dollhouse strip club was the infamous entrepreneur Chris Karter and an entourage of beautiful half dressed women and MMA fighters like Jesus Santos, Martin Cristos, and Rolen Spliffs. Convicted Inc's private reporter April Watson caught up to Chris in a sexy lingere outfit, a very professional attire only for a place like Mr. Karter and company were leaving.

 

 

April Watson "We are here with MMA manager and Convicted President, Christopher Karter. After a night like that how does the big bad President get up and go to work?"

 

Chris Karter "What? - what's this, this look like to you? This s'pose to be E hollywood.. true stories or some shit?"

 

Rolen Spliffs who was wearing a hat and some glasses trying to conceal his face and fro passed Chris a perfectly rolled fat blunt, Chris puffed away, coughed away... passed the blunt to one of the mexicans - either Santos or Cristos, then mumbled away.

 

Chris Karter "Like that - that's how I do iiit." Coughs some more.. "Stop playin' games with me girl, next question.. World Tour.. the good stuff."

 

April Watson "Have you heard about Eaton Cox's World Tour? He is going to tour the world and fight in 12 major cities around the globe."

 

Chris Karter "Mr. Cox will be fighting in the Convicted Fight Organization when he tours Los Angeles."

 

After a brief moment of silence.

 

April Watson "That's it?"

 

Chris Karter "What were you expecting fire works?"

 

April Watson "No not exactly..."

 

Chris Karter "Little midgets runnin around with american flags doin cart wheels?"

 

April Watson "Can you give us the name of his opponent?"

 

Chris Karter "A big giant dick to pop out a cake?"

 

April Watson "THERE we have it, Eaton Cox will be fighting in Convicted on his tour to Los Angeles...."

 

Chris Karter "Banners on a plane that say 'COX IN LA' ?"

 

April Watson "I'm April Watson, from Convicted Inc. and this has been a wonderful inter-"

 

Chris Karter "-I can actually make that one happen."

 

April Watson "Bye."