Popular Post Rambo Posted January 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Since Ronda Rousey's KO loss to Holly Holm, she's been focusing on her life outside of the cage. During a recent press conference she was caught off guard when a surprise guest showed up to the stage for an interview. A cameraman captured Ronda's OMG CK is going to be here!?! moment. RR: I'm wet. CK: First off, gross - I wouldn't fuck you with Dana White's head. Second, I have that effect on women. Third, it's nice to meet you too. Lastly, stick to questions please. My time is valuable. Time is money. RR: How shocked were you when dinooo announced he would be leaving Convicted? Did he talk to you before he left? CK: It wasn't anticipated, but I'm not shocked. He's always been very active in tycoon chat so we were aware he had a lot of buddies outside of Convicted. RR: Did he talk to you before he left? CK: No. RR: Did he talk to any of you before he left? CK: The only one I'm aware of is LT. RR: Do you know what he discussed with Lance? Did they part on good terms? Rumors are circulating that LT assaulted dinooo during his departure from the Convicted Inc building. CK: We'll leave TMZ news to noob alliances. I have no recollection of that. Let's just say LT is loyal to Convicted. RR: Reports say LT hit him with a chair... CK: No comment. RR: ...Kicked him in the skirt on the way out... CK: No comment. GBK and fellow noobs celebrating at some shitty gay-pride festival when dinooo announced he left Convicted RR: Let's talk about the new alliance Dinooo started; Qlimax. CK: Seriously? RR: Dinooo, GBK, and Ruphus Duphus started it --- CK: The name, they really called it Qlimax? RR: Yes. CK: Qlimax what? RR: That's it. CK: What? RR: Just Qlimax. CK: Why? RR: He named it after some music festival he attended as a child. CK: You're fuckin kidding me, right? RR: No, I'm not. CK: No comment. dinooo protesting after Chuck Grace, a former Cocksmen, was voted into Convicted by the OG committee. He went full body shave and shirtless to show how serious he was. RR: There were rumors that there's been a rift between members in Convicted for a long time. Is that true? CK: No, I haven't heard that one yet. RR: They say it started sometime after Chuck Grace was voted into Convicted. That Dean was against the idea of adding a cocksmen to the alliance. CK: He just created an alliance called Qlimax with a former Cocksmen and a pikachu loving manchild GBK. I don't think he has any issues with cocks-or-men or the two combined in any way. RR: Did you just suggest that Dean Sutherland is.... CK: Look, we've all heard the rumors about Dinooo and his boy toy Dean Sutherland Jr. I'm not saying he is or isn't or that they're true or not true. It's just coincidental, that's all. The multi-plying noobs marching in Qlimatic fashion during the new alliance's annual march of pride. RR: Are you worried about Qlimax competing with Convicted as a top alliance? CK: No. RR: Do you think that they will dethrone you for alliance of the year? CK: No. RR: With Dinooo, GBK, and Duphus at the helm, you're not worried about their potential. CK: Dinooo wears a skirt, GBK still loves pokemon, and Duphus needs viagra to get out of bed. RR: Wow, you're really not worried about them at all? CK: No. They'll compete with the likes of LOD and Tycoon Alliance. They're a name change and a long way from competing with the likes of us. RR: Any closing statements? CK: We are Convicted. We are one. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us. 33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Have to say, that was fun to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shards Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Have to say, that was fun to read And of course, extremely accurate. #QlimaxForAllianceOfTheYear2016 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Rambo , you're the man! You should make more often write -ups like this! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Why did you put a picture of me in the bottom of your write up? Great write up dude, glad to see you doing another one like this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Best read I've had in a while on the forum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwang Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 http://21stcenturykilts.com/templates/tfck/images/custom-header.jpg I know that guy in the centre, he makes kilts. Last time I saw him we smoked a joint in that very street. Nice interview, good read. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyScat Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 RR: I'm wet. CK: First off, gross - I wouldn't fuck you with Dana White's head. I'm dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coton81 Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 RR: I'm wet. CK: First off, gross - I wouldn't fuck you with Dana White's head. I'm dead. After that I had to read rest of post laughing Awesome as always 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Lmao this is hilarious 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Best part for me was the comment about the multi-plying noobs Hahaha! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Classic Karter. Step up your game bitches. The Savior has returned and brought tears to the eyes of the humorless. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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duphus Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 There is already a problem in Qlimax: We had to discipline Grant: Here is the breaking video but I have a feeling he was lying and it wasn't for his GF. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted January 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 There is already a problem in Qlimax: We had to discipline Grant: Here is the breaking video but I have a feeling he was lying and it wasn't for his GF. If that wasn't in Denmark I would of thought that pony thief was Mannetosen lol... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasman Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Brilliant stuff CK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasman Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 RR: Reports say LT hit him with a chair... CK: No comment. RR: ...Kicked him in the skirt on the way out... CK: No comment. lmao, visualizing this is hilarious, great stuff. Lil' skirt wearing Dinooo sprinting with a boot up his arse, chased out the door by a bulky, pissed off and one shoed Lance, repeatedly slamming a foldingchair on his head....... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rambo Posted January 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Dean Sutherland goes on 4 fight skid, attempts to rejoin Convicted Inc, denied. The Channel 4 News Team is on top of the action! Ron Burgundy Former Convicted Inc Manager, Dean Sutherland, is on a 4 fight skid since creating Qlimax. Brian Fantana For the good folk sitting at home, totally unaware of what kind of Qlimax we're talking about, it's an alliance for noobs and skirt-wearing lady boys that like to attend raves and listen to techno. Brick Tamland Brian, that sounds super gay hehehe. Brian Fantana We know Brick, you don't have to say that, we're on the air. Ron Burgundy Dinooo made the announcement that he was leaving Convicted to create Qlimax on January 4th, Convicted Inc founder Chris Karter's birthday, which stirred some controversy. There were rumors that he was kicked in the skirt on the way out. Even hit with a chair. Brian Fantana From the outside looking in, it appears that kick to the skirt has really hampered his ability to properly gameplan and manage his roster. Champ Kind Wammy! Ron Burgundy It has the MMA community questioning his ability and competence as a manager, but as of right now, according to our sources within the Qlimax organization, they are saying he looks like a lost stray that couldn't coach his way out of a dumpster. That seems pretty accurate. Has any of Dean's fighters won a fight since he left Convicted? Brian Fantana No, in fact He lost to Shortfuse again. Brick Tamland I like Shortbus! hehe Ron Burgundy We're gonna send it down to Wes Mantooth, who's on top of the action with the latest news. Wes Mantooth Thanks for joining us down here. I was talking to some reliable sources and we've gotten quite a bit of detail. As if it weren't obvious enough to the people paying attention, Dean is really struggling without the guidance of his mentor, Lance Templeton. Dean describes LT as his sensei, his master, his lord and savior, and without Lance holding his hand and setting his sliders, he's just another little boy lost in the big city. Ron Burgundy Can you tell us anything about Dinooo attempting to rejoin Convicted Inc? Wes Mantooth He sent his application this evening, and the Convicted Inc panel sat down and deliberated the matter, after 10 seconds of careful consideration, a unanimous verdict of NO was reached. Ron Burgundy Do you think Dinooo's recent lack of success will impact Qlimax's recruiting drive? Wes Mantooth Absolutely, it already has. Dean's failure as a manager has the noob community buzzing. LOD is leading the polls by a wide margin. Ron Burgundy Great work Wes. We're going to turn it over to the beautiful Veronica Corningstone to discuss an investigation she's been conducting for several minutes. Veronica Corningstone Thank you Ron. During a broadcast of TWW news, Dinooo was accused of cherry picking, hype farming, and favoritism for his involvement in Colin Croft's matchmaking process at EVO, when he ducked JLP and #1 contender Mark Riccuito. It appears that the dastardly devil is at it again. Dean and GBK's close and personal relationship is well-documented, stinting back to a brokeback raver moment during a music festival in Scotland. During my investigation I was directed to Shinyo Jintao, a fighter that was unwillingly forced into signing with Dean during FA and signed a contract with the GBK-run enterprise, Troid. His first opponent was a huge challenge, a 150 cm giant sporting a spotless 17-14 record. He would go on to enter ITFL and finish with a respectable 5-2 record. After taking a month off to recover from injuries sustained while... training... he returned to the cage to fight Gustav Ragnarson, a really popular fighter sporting a 2-4 record in his last 6 outings. Gustav showed off his world class boxing and muay thai skills in their bout, but couldn't make it to the final bell. This victory over a legend like Gustav earned him a well deserved title shot vs the org's champion, Carlos Centurion (64 P4P), and nobody batted an eye. A victory over a fighter that was 2-4 in his last 6 outings earned him a title shot before Helix Cabrera (45 P4P), Pernell Whitaker Jr (180 P4P), and Jay Gatsby (200 P4P). All who have longer winning streaks, are higher ranked, and arguably have better managers. EVO and Troid have been described as "brother-sister" orgs that work together. One can only wonder if Dinooo has as much control of his matchmaking at Troid as he does in EVO? Troid owner GBK is a member of Qlimax, and this move is surely shady publicity for any fighter looking to join this organization. We urge new fighters to be wary of signing with Troid, watch out for hype farming, hype feeding, and biased match making. 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted January 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun noun: satire the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature; More a play, novel, film, or other work that uses satire. plural noun: satires "a stinging satire on American politics" synonyms: parody, burlesque, caricature, lampoon, skit; More a genre of literature characterized by the use of satire. (in Latin literature) a literary miscellany, especially a poem ridiculing prevalent vices or follies. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted January 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 If you're stupid enough to buy big dick pills from the back of a hustlers magazine, you deserve to get ripped off. - Joe Rogan 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 I heard someone on this site was selling dick pills. What does Rogan have to say about that? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted January 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 On 1/11/2016 at 5:21 PM, MrClean said: I heard someone on this site was selling dick pills. What does Rogan have to say about that? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 we killed dean. we killed Qlimax. we do not forgive. we do not forget. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 http://21stcenturykilts.com/templates/tfck/images/custom-header.jpg I know that guy in the centre, he makes kilts. Last time I saw him we smoked a joint in that very street. Nice interview, good read. This is weird, I am just taking a look back at some old funny threads and turns out I ALSO know someone in this picture... the guy 2nd from the left in the back, beigey brown outfit. Worked for his restaurant on the royal mile during Edinburgh festival about 5 years ago. Small world...or rather, a small country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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