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And to analyze our 9th fight from the Undercard we got none other than "The Anal Mandalorian" Gaylord Camara ! The last BFL champ made his succesful debut at WPFA and is knocking on champ Heller Cabrera`s door with a 7-2 record and a 4-win streak.

 

 

 

9) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21b24.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w2.jpg

 

Cruz (2-0) vs Puller (5-6): Hmmmm Hmmmmm Hmmmmm God that Darain Cruz is a sexy boiii. Undefeated in MMA , very defeated in TWGC and a Black Belt from Master Ken Gabrielson. Man that is no joke! Of all american masters if you want a Black Belt it is definitely from Ken.

 

Puller on the other hand definitely has the edge on the feet and his brown belt from Master Nelson Monteiro might just be enough to stop The Syndicate from taking his ACL home. I also hear he moisturizes every morning so that`s a big plus.

 

The Syndicate vs LOD ! Whatta fight! An up and coming camp vs the legendary LOD on an all American Brawl!

 

Gaylord Prediction: I think Puller KOes Cutie Cruz in the 1st Round. Just too much experience. And if Cruz goes to the hospital maybe I get to Rear Naked Anaconda him :)

 

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Mbaku Camara, the undisputed , undefeated , undestructable and soon to be homeless Island champ is here to break down the next fight on the Undercard!

 

 

8) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/37/37b3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15w4.jpg

 

Hamman (12-14) vs Kossu (6-3-1): Whatta fight! Didi Hamman is a killer, this guy has NASTY knees. His Elite Muay Thai and Clinch game are top notch! He is managed by the famous Edmond Tarverdyan ,ye syou heard me. THE Edmund that showed Honda Rousey to box ! `Nuff said !

 

What can I say about Kossu and Camp Pentele? This guy would be 9-1 in any other 340k organization. The fact Camp Pentele chose FARTMMA as their home speaks volumes about their dedication to be the best. Kossu has fought the who is who of the division and his Elite boxing is no joke.

 

Mbaku Prediction: I really think Kossu wins this one by Decision. Camp Pentele is always 1 win away from contending and I think they will carefully plan this one and come out with a big W ! This gonna get Bloody !

 

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None other than legendary Tri-Champ "Dishonest as Fuck" Ibrahim Camara is here to give us the breakdown of his nephew`s fight at FARTMMA 100!

 

This guy has won all the belts ! He only main events ! Also hungs low, very low !

 

 

7) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15752354289750.png

 

Camara (6-3) vs Dentler (12-7): What kind I say about my nephew? He has been performing really well under Camp Wieneke. His last 2 fights saw him retire The Spazmoid Hunter and also gave Black Caesar such a brutal beating that made him not renew his FARTMMA contract. Nephew, you are costing me money fam, take it easy yeah?

 

Jessy "Big Boy" Dentler defines GANGSTERWEIGHT. The guy is HUGE, dangerous and has a serious boxing pedigree. Jessy has been boxing since age 9, he had no choice due to his rough upbringing in the cornfields of Iowa and his drunken father Hiram was his first KO victim.

 

Dishonest Prediction: I hate to predict against my nephew but I think Big Boy and his 40 lbs of extra meat are gonna be too much in the clinch. Dentler by KO late in the 1st Round.

 

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The former FARTMMA and Underground champ is here to comment on the last fight of the Undercard !

 

6) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w1.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1b11.jpg

 

Gross (8-8) vs Smith (19-10): Rob Gross signed his FARTMMA papers on day 1 and on day 2 he was booked super last minute to compete at FARTMMA 100. This event will be a great success because him and Smith trusted Ibby and signed on 6 days notice. True warriors.

 

Gross definitely holds the edge on the feet, his boxing is superb and if it goes to the ground he has some submissions too.

 

James Smith came to FARTMMA with all that RFC Hype and has been very successful against top contenders like Tan Zan and Peter Zonta but he has not been able to capture the belt just yet. Another San Diego Brown Belt from Master Nelson Monteiro, this man really put San Diego BJJ on the map and I have been blessed to participate in his seminars.

 

Smith has nasty submissions but prefers to grab them, throw them down and pound them on the floor. He is the man responsible for retiring Thiago Neves and Konstantinos Nevrakis for good after terrorizing the Island.

 

King Prediction: I`m pretty sure having a full camp is going to be the differentiator here, I`m going with Smith by TKO in the 2nd Round!

 

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And that`s your Undercard peeps, tune in tomorrow for the main card !

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The time for the main card of FARTMMA 100 has arrived ! And who better to introduce the 5th fight than Ibby`s bastard son from our beloved Nova Scotia Raymundo "El Chupacabro" Camara ! This young man will be representing Camp Camara in the GLADIUS Survival of the Fattest 265+ Tournament!

 

Also with him a mysterious fighter we not know much aboot. The enigmatic Caloggero Turturro, 6-0 and many say he could easily hold not 2 but 3 belts at S.A.F.O if he wanted. The undefeated 6-0 wrestler is widely considered a top 5 350k prospect.

 

5) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14980676111321.gif vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/5/5w10.jpg

 

Izzy Banging (12-0) vs Caspar Milquetoats (9-5) http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190515024910BELTBELT.jpg 170 lbs. Title Fight

 

El Chupacabro: Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo this is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick broooooo

 

Turturro: Yo Raymundo this is nuts broseph, this card headlines just about any restricted event, for it to BARELY have made the main card is INSANITY!

 

El Chupacabro: STACKED TO THE GILLS FAM! Ok let`s analyze ! 12-0 Izzy Banging, easily the best 170 lbs. 340k fighter in the world. I mean this guy is so good nobody has come close to beating him yet. Bro this naga don`t lose rounds !

 

Turturro: Yeah but Camp Bagofdonuts is a LIVE DOG bruv.

 

El Chupacabro: No doubt, no doubt ! Top manager, top prospect. Again, a guy that easily dominates in any of the other 340 orgs no?

 

Turturro: Sergei Rishnikov had this to say: же время я должен подчеркнуть, что, при всём уважении к принятому решению, мы в корне не согласны с некоторыми содержащимися в нём характеристиками.

 

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El Chupacabro: Yeah, I got excited for a moment. So how do you see it ? Can Izzy defend again to move to 13-0?

 

Turturro: I think Caspar catches him bros. He has power. I`m gonna say Milquetoast TKO 3rd round.

 

El Chupacabro: And he also likes Musicals so I`m gonna say Izzy Banging via Unanimous Decision.

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For the 2nd fight in our main card we welcome The POTUS Donald Trump himself ! Grumpy Bastard`s #1 prospect Joe Biden has joined the commentator desk ! What is going on?

 

4) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13801613198767.png vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39w36.jpg

 

McKraken (7-3) vs Nesset (12-4) for the http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20190515024910BELTBELT.jpg 145 lbs. Belt !

 

Trump: Joe, what are you doing up this late?

 

Creepy Joe: Donnie, how are you bro? So who is fighting?

 

Trump: Camp McGrady from Convicted vs Camp Kristus from FinnFighters.

 

Creepy Joe: That`s crazy bros. I`m just gonna seat here and look around don`t mind me much.

 

Trump: You have no clue right? 145 FARTMMA is Sparta. The most feared division in all of 340k.

 

Creepy Joe: That`s because Ibby combined 2 divisions since Day 1. I also happen to know that the Champ Nesset got choked unconscious by McKraken not even 6 months ago.

 

Trump: How the fook did you stay awake long enough to capture all that Joe? Truly remarkable buddy! I underestimated you. Maybe you do have a chance come November.

 

Creepy Joe: You see Donnie, I can really focus when I see something that truly catches my eye... like .. hmm hmm

 

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Trump: Joe Chill Dawg !

 

At this point Joe Biden went on Full Creepo Mode and ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

 

Trump: Fuuuuuk ! Fuck it, I`m gonna say McKraken by RNC late in the 4th !

 

It`s gonna be a WAR !

 

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None other than legendary Tri-Champ "Dishonest as Fuck" Ibrahim Camara is here to give us the breakdown of his nephew`s fight at FARTMMA 100!

 

This guy has won all the belts ! He only main events ! Also hungs low, very low !

 

 

7) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b3.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15752354289750.png

 

Camara (6-3) vs Dentler (12-7): What kind I say about my nephew? He has been performing really well under Camp Wieneke. His last 2 fights saw him retire The Spazmoid Hunter and also gave Black Caesar such a brutal beating that made him not renew his FARTMMA contract. Nephew, you are costing me money fam, take it easy yeah?

 

Jessy "Big Boy" Dentler defines GANGSTERWEIGHT. The guy is HUGE, dangerous and has a serious boxing pedigree. Jessy has been boxing since age 9, he had no choice due to his rough upbringing in the cornfields of Iowa and his drunken father Hiram was his first KO victim.

 

Dishonest Prediction: I hate to predict against my nephew but I think Big Boy and his 40 lbs of extra meat are gonna be too much in the clinch. Dentler by KO late in the 1st Round.

 

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Congrats to Big Boy Dentler and another monstrous right hand, this guy has had some ups and downs but starting MMA at 25 years old id say hes doing alright.

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My manager Louie gave me a nudge today and asked me how my prep for this weekends fights was coming along, and if I felt I was prepared...I could have sworn I dreamt that I was training to be a fighter.... then again maybe this conversation I am having with myself is just a dream?? Truth is I spent a year of my life making a macrame couch, I was once asked if my issue was mental illness or narcotics addiction...I know tell me about it, thats a tough choice. Anyways apparently I am fighting some guy this weekend called Night Crawler, don't know much about him but I know his manager is a weasel, always hanging out with damn midgets. All I can say about this fight is if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course there is, don't let anybody fool you, people try to make that complicated...if a tree falls there is a sound, the bigger the tree the bigger the sound. OK so much for philosophy what was that dream I am having again?


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Dear Managers,

I would like to announce some important developments at the org:

1) 330k Transition: We will be transitioning all divisions to the 330k Restricted ID. I have been very busy recruiting talent as well as moving 330k fighters that were simply too advanced/trained into some of the Unrestricted top 5 orgs (GAMMA,JAG, etc.) this has created a level playing field and dropped the avg IDs into the 330k range. It is with great honor that we announce moving all Divisions to the 330k ID, this will give us leverage into recruiting even more talent and moving the org into that top 5 spot.

If ever you are offered a fight that you consider unfair please decline it and if possible write me a memo. I will continue carefully booking you fair fights regardless of your ID like we have been doing after 100+ events.

2) Our 205 tourney`s 1st leg was a great success, all 205 winning fighters move to the 2nd round towards the coveted belt ! We wil lbe booking you very soon, here are the results from that 1st round of 16 : https://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventmanager.php?EvID=938889

3) Our 265+ Champ Techno Viking has transitioned to GAMMA and we ae happy to anounce the belt is up for grabs. Some great contenders at the top, Dentler vs Pullum will be fighting for the vacated belt, Yago Steve, Bill Cosby and Machado are also next in line for contenders, btw Machado is up for grabs in the free market: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=344192

Thank you for your patronage.

This is a very important step into our journey to Unlimited ID. We will not be dropping the ID again until it is time to go unlimited so train hard and just bleed.

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Ibrahim "Dishonest as Fuck" Camara

CEO of FARTMMA

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205 Lbs. GRAND PRIX RESULTS: http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgeventmanager.php?EvID=938889

 

Our first leg of the 16-man GRAND PRIX was a great success. We had some incredibly close fights and honestly the 340k guys did really well against the 330k killers.

 

Some people are gonna say there were some massive upsets but this event really helped the FARTMMA brass make the decision to move all divisions down to 330k. Great show from everyone here are the next leg fights:

 

Sol Fitz vs Lancaster

Brotha vs Tsuruta

Mamaev vs Saunders

Knight vs Kamogawa

 

The fights have been sent for FARTMMA 106 ! Good luck to all participants :)

 

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We would like to welcome 2 of the best 340k fighters in the game:

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14988336746176.gif Killer Kid: 10-1-3

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14656678572493.png Third Eye: 11-2

 

Welcome to FARTMMA ! Home of the best 340k and soon the best 330k fighters in the game :)

 

 

damn this guy soon will own fartmma lool with all these champs

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Valentina, Aylib, Murhapuro, Anti Kristus as well as few others have fought only the best competition at FARTMMA throughout the years.

 

My 145 division has been STACKED since day 1.

 

I truly hespect a manager that brings their almost perfect 340k into my newly re-ID 330k org.

 

I know a few managers that with the excuse of not liking me will stay as far away as they can from FARTMMA but make no mistake, they don`t want none of this.

 

FARTMMA was built with the idea of being the UFC of 340k. You don`t come to FARTMMA to get a shiny undefeated record, you come to FARTMMA to prove yourself and be the best of the best. Many Lando Vanatas have passed by FARTMMA and many will continue (or not) on their way to greatness.

 

This like Top Gun, the best of the best :)

 

145: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=341361 (14-4)

 

155: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=341268 (16-2)

 

170: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=340093 (13-0)

 

185: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=340688 (19-4)

 

205: Ongoing Tourney

 

265+: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=342112 (15-6)

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Hold up the king of 340k would like to say..........................

 

185-205-265 (weight gain or loss) Hopkins would hold all the titles

 

I like to bite now and again so lets make it happen

 

You have been ducking camara's fighter for five months just state the truth folioli that perfect 12-0 record is keeping you warm at night pretty much. A king never ducks so sit down old man.

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13-0 after fighting this depoped old guy ranked # 6000

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=279899

 

I have no clue why you guys do this to yourselves lol. Yeah I get it you get to pick up the best of the Free Agency via top 10 ranking but your reputations gets shot to Oblivion.

 

You like to bite you say lol

 

Only at #FARTMMA

 

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13-0 after fighting this depoped old guy ranked # 6000

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=279899

 

I have no clue why you guys do this to yourselves lol. Yeah I get it you get to pick up the best of the Free Agency via top 10 ranking but your reputations gets shot to Oblivion.

 

You like to bite you say lol

 

Only at #FARTMMA

 

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Hey dude im sure i could get the fight cancelled to challange on of your shitty orgs champs its no problem. Thays kinda what you are saying so lets agree to one of the 3 fights and its on.

 

Free agents? Hopkins is my own fighter so lets just get some fights done as hes that one fighter youve had nightmares about for more than 12 month but its not your fighter so all good lol

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You have been ducking camara's fighter for five months just state the truth folioli that perfect 12-0 record is keeping you warm at night pretty much. A king never ducks so sit down old man.

Are you insane lol ive been calling him out for 12 month im sure someone could archive my call outs you silly twat

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13-0 after fighting this depoped old guy ranked # 6000

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=279899

 

I have no clue why you guys do this to yourselves lol. Yeah I get it you get to pick up the best of the Free Agency via top 10 ranking but your reputations gets shot to Oblivion.

 

You like to bite you say lol

 

Only at #FARTMMA

 

 

Umm... No. He fighting a KT fighter ranked 231# and 20th in the division(tho KT divisions are shallow as fuck). This is Hopkins first KT fight so with no KT hype so you can't go by his MMA hype for this match up because it doesn't come into play. Say what you will about his decision to go to KT but Hopkins is in a 205 division where he will be facing world beaters down the line. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=289259 the champ for example is a destroyer. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=268259 even after 41 is still probably elite in all striking areas. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=317251 destroyer. If Hopkins sticks to the division his record won't be safe at all.

 

but after Hopkins fights on the 18th, he is free to do what he wants if he wants to fight any of your guys I am fine with it.

 

 

 

 

Also a side point. MMA hype SHOULD count towards a KT fight, shouldn't it? and vice versa. I mean It wasn't just Adesanya's popularity that made him signing with the UFC produce so much anticipation... it was mostly his real life equivalent to hype. I get that with popularity it does give fighters a head start somewhat when switching but if Adesanya fought Alex Pereira in KT or MMA in real life it would be a HUUUGE fight. But if we booked the top KT 185 fighter vs the top MMA 185er it wouldn't be a big fight at all because either the KT fighter or MMA fighter would come into the fight with no hype.

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Umm... No. He fighting a KT fighter ranked 231# and 20th in the division(tho KT divisions are shallow as fuck). This is Hopkins first KT fight so with no KT hype so you can't go by his MMA hype for this match up because it doesn't come into play. Say what you will about his decision to go to KT but Hopkins is in a 205 division where he will be facing world beaters down the line. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=289259 the champ for example is a destroyer. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=268259 even after 41 is still probably elite in all striking areas. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=317251 destroyer. If Hopkins sticks to the division his record won't be safe at all.

 

but after Hopkins fights on the 18th, he is free to do what he wants if he wants to fight any of your guys I am fine with it.

 

 

 

 

Also a side point. MMA hype SHOULD count towards a KT fight, shouldn't it? and vice versa. I mean It wasn't just Adesanya's popularity that made him signing with the UFC produce so much anticipation... it was mostly his real life equivalent to hype. I get that with popularity it does give fighters a head start somewhat when switching but if Adesanya fought Alex Pereira in KT or MMA in real life it would be a HUUUGE fight. But if we booked the top KT 185 fighter vs the top MMA 185er it wouldn't be a big fight at all because either the KT fighter or MMA fighter would come into the fight with no hype.

Holy shit camara called out again but its not his own fighters so maybe he'll accept this time

 

lolololl

 

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Holy shit camara called out again but its not his own fighters so maybe he'll accept this time

 

Funny thing is Hopkins has been inacive because camara knew hed wreck everyone including his spanky.

 

Underground champ didnt wanna face me because i was so good i moved orgs( he wanted loyalty)

 

im back now bitches

 

lolololl

 

 

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