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Season 2 - Week 1

 

*I was back in Vegas and not super happy about it. I really enjoyed the tropical locales and have been contemplating a move for some time now. This latest project, the ITFL has not been helping. Whisking me away to various places, beaches, cultures...honestly, I loved the travel and at least for now, it was all on hold. Jbomb called and told me to meet him at Denny's...*

 

Reporter: "So what's goin' on, man?"

 

JBomb:...*chomping on breakfast*..."Not much, dude. You okay?"

 

Reporter: "Yeah, man...just busy as hell."

 

JBomb: "I feel ya. I'm tryin' to get this new company off the ground, manage these fucks and start a new alliance. It's..."

 

Reporter: "Wait...new alliance?"

 

JBomb: "Yeah, dude...no biggie."

 

Reporter: "You left Convicted?"

 

JBomb: "Yeah...why?"

 

Reporter: "That's what I'd like to know..."

 

JBomb: "Don't worry about that shit...it's nothing personal. Whatchu busy with?"

 

Reporter:...*hesitates*..."Okay, my preview for the ITFL."

 

JBomb: "The team deal? I thought you were flyin' all over fuck for that shit?"

 

Reporter: "No, man...well, yeah but this is the event preview. Two events for Week 1 of the season."

 

JBomb: "Ah...nice. So what, like 20 fights?"

 

Reporter: "Yeah..."

 

JBomb: "That ain't shit...what's your problem?"

 

Reporter:...*stares at coffee*..."I miss the travelling..."

 

JBomb: "Is that it? Fuck, man...knock this shit out real quick n' hit the fuckin' road again, man. What the fuck?"

 

Reporter: "Well..."

 

JBomb:...*grabs the notes*..."Okay dude, check this out...Lazarus/Kobashi. That's Rage's guy against Kint's, Steel Peen against Kaiser. Lazarus is huge but Kobashi is undefeated and fairly proven. Both got good skills and both managers are great guys...but I give the edge to Rage cuz he's TFP."

 

Reporter: "That's your criteria? His alliance?"

 

JBomb: "Yeah...fuck you. Alrite, what else...Warfist/Smith, BHP versus Reaper. I mean, you could go with Reaper easily...they defending champs, BUT...I'm goin' with Smith for obvious reasons."

 

Reporter: "Let me guess...his last name?"

 

JBomb: "Correctomundo! Give the man a cigar!..."...*holds coffee cup in the air for a refill*..."Okay, this is gettin' fun. Who else you got? Shoznes/Pencil?...who the fuck names their kid Wooden Pencil? Seriously, that's just rude. Anyways...you got another Kaiser/Steel Penn matchup here. Shoznes dwarfs the Pencil and his skills are through the roof. He's virtually untested and Pencil is undefeated but has he fought anybody nice? We'll find out real quick if the Pencil can hang."

 

Reporter: "He's not 'the' Pencil...it's just Pencil, like his name."

 

JBomb: "Yeah, fuck all that. Griever/Menzies?..."

 

Reporter: "You're going out of order."

 

JBomb: "Fuck you mean?"

 

Reporter: "At first you were jumping back and forth in proper order and now you just stayed on the same card going right down the line..."

 

JBomb: "Man, fuck that too. There's rules to this? Griever just has this one, man. He's just better all the way around. I'd like to pick Cus, we go way back and I don't even know who the hell Tom Violence is...although I dig the name, but Tom's guy has this one. Mango will be down a fight in this one. Now, Badoyan/Vincent...goin' with Badoyan. He's fuckin' massive and better standing up. Obviously, Vincent's black belt is a plus but he's so small, I just don't see how he can get this thing to the ground and utilize that advantage but I think FFN will even it out with Garavito/Doomsday. Again, TFP will edge out APEX in this one, I mean PBR's guy is 9-0 and definitely outclasses Chuck's. Love 'em both but someone's gotta lose, right?"

 

Reporter:...*sighs*...

 

JBomb: "have some coffee, pussy. I'm on a roll. I could do this all day."

 

Reporter: "Of course you can, anyone can, you're not even breaking down the..."

 

JBomb: "Fuck oooooofff. Hear this...I'm killin' it right now! Angel/Blane will be a massacre. Blane's gonna kill that weird lookin' mu'fuckin' Angel."

 

Reporter: "He's never even had a fight yet, how do you know..."

 

JBomb: "Shhh...Okay, Malkin/Kersikov is kind of tough to call. I mean, Malkin is a world champion...hockey player and Kersikov comes from a long line of, well...Kersikov's. Steel Penn against Convicted? Steel Penn against Kaiser? I'm going with Dean on this one...he's on a roll lately. Dude's been killin' with big time power. Am I reading this right? Magnetic Symphony? What the fu...OH! Check out his manager's name! HAHAHA! Fuckin' crazy shit, dude...alrite, this one is easy. Drogo has this shit in the bag. No one...and I mean no one is a better 'Tournament Manager" than Downs, dude."

 

Reporter: "Jesus, man...this isn't a tournament. It's a league..."

 

JBomb: "So it's like a multi-loss tournament, fucker. Back off, Ethan's tearing this shit up, watch!"

 

Reporter: "Whatever..."

 

JBomb: "Okay, now it's the guy everyone has been waitin' to see, mu'fuckin' Colin Croft against Jared Wild! Seriously, Croft looks damn near unbeatable but we all know that everyone is beatable...at some point. I mean, honestly, it's possible for Croft to run through everyone in this shit unbeaten. Streaks that long have happened in the past, runs like that have happened in the past. Will we be seeing the next one? If anyone can derail it right off the bat, it's Soyster. That dude is still a bit underrated and it's not like Wild is a fuckin' chump. I personally cannot wait for this one. I wanna see if this Croft kid can hang in this format.

Big Boss and Bawon are up before that with Daba/Urahara...clever names. A Kid Rock song and a dickhole..."

 

Reporter: "You mean, urethra?"

 

JBomb: "Are you still here? Jesus, dude...you should eat somethin', have more coffee, fuck a waitress or some shit, dude. You're tryin' to bring me down but it just ain't gonna fuckin' happen. Besides, Daba's gonna win that one and the oh-so mysterioso Linekar will kill Clint Hook. This will be a great kickoff for Event 2! Aaaaaaaand...now we're over halfway BUT...I wanna drive, let's split!"

 

*We walked out of Denny's and people surrounded JBomb's white Cadillac.*

 

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JBomb: "It's cool, this shit happens all the time, dude."

 

*JBomb shooed away the spectators like pigeons and off we went. I have to admit, this cheered me up a bit. Such a classic, smooth ride could not be ignored. The next thing I know, we were out in the desert, just miles of highway in front of us...*

 

Reporter: "Where we headed!?"

 

JBomb: "Bat country!"

 

...*laughter*...

 

JBomb: "Feelin' better mu'fucka!?"

 

Reporter: "Not gonna lie, I do, I do feel a bit better!"

 

JBomb: "It's the coffee kickin' in! HAHAHA!"

 

Reporter: "Must be..."

 

JBomb: "Hey, so Kramer/Zahran! I'm takin' Zahran but mostly because them Middle Eastern fuckers are gettin' to be some serious badasses these days! Not to mention, That sneaky fuck might have some bullshit up his sleeve!"

 

Reporter: "They get searched before they go into the cage, man..."

 

JBomb: "Am I an MMA manager? Do I know anything about MMA? Do I only do this shit for a job? C'mon, man...you're gonna tell me shit I been knowin' half my fuckin' life!?"

 

Reporter: "Well..."

 

JBomb: "Shut it down...Oh hey! You know I re-signed Tito Hopkins!? Yeah, dude...pulled him off waivers after Burns dropped him from the roster!"

 

Reporter: "No shit! You gonna fight him!?"

 

JBomb: "Naw, man...I thought I'd have him wash my clothes n' be my maid n' shit...man, get the fuck outta here! Of course he's gonna be fightin'! Fuck!"

 

Reporter: "Fuckin' sorry, man..."

 

JBomb: "Nevermind..."

 

Reporter: "I think Maubee Away is gonna destroy Pintos!"

 

JBomb: "Oh yeah!? Whay's that!?"

 

Reporter: "Not sure...somethin' about the look in his eyes when I interviewed him. Dude looks vicious!"

 

JBomb: "You like the look in his eyes!?"

 

Reporter: "Why do you make it sound so..."

 

JBomb: "Gay!? HAHAHA!"

 

Reporter: "Well, yeah, man...what the fuck!?''

 

JBomb: "Shut the fuck up...quit bein' such a damn homo!..."...*laughs*..."Okay, man. Develutian made me laugh so damn hard in that interview, I think i gotta go with him in Develutian/Beckett!"

 

Reporter: "Yeah, he was hilarious and fun to party with for sure! I'm gonna go with Beckett though...he just has the experience and his manager , from what I've heard so far, is batshit crazy!"

 

JBomb: "For real!? Like what!?"

 

Reporter: "Well I still need to go out to Hilo and meet the guy but he's just known for saying some really odd shit to his fighters in between rounds...like telling them to unconventional stuff!"

 

JBomb: "Nice! He thinks outside the box, I like that! I'm still goin' with D though!"

 

Reporter: "This is an odd one also. Threypont Wonforr...PI!"

 

JBomb: "Clever! His parents must be major douchebags...or maybe he changed his own name to be a major douchebag!? Either way, I hate him and am takin' the other guy!"

 

Reporter: "Just like that!? Did you even look to see who he's fighting!?"

 

JBomb: "Don't need to, dude...fuck that guy!"

 

Reporter: "Well it's Fathy, anyways!"

 

JBomb: "Ah...my man Blunts! Yep, PI is fucked! HAHAHA!"

 

Reporter: "Maybe YOU'RE the one who's the douchebag, you ever think of that!?"

 

JBomb: "Daily...who else you got, c'mon let's get this over with!"

 

Reporter: "Whatever...Fatu/Burke!"

 

JBomb: "Fatu with the Muay Thai win!"

 

Reporter: "I agree! Burke will have issues unless he can get to the ground!"

 

JBomb: "Yeah! Taphorn, your favorite! HAHAHA! I think he gets Cecere on the mat and just humps the fuck outta him!"

 

Reporter: "Gawd, I hope not!"

 

JBomb: "HAHAHA! You gotta deal with that guy all season, dude! You're fucked!"...*more laughter as we pull into a gas station*...

 

Reporter: "Dude...are we in Barstow?"

 

JBomb: "Yeah...I think. Hope so anyway..."

 

Reporter: "What the fuck are we doing in..."

 

JBomb:...*watching the gas pump*..."Genius...we're goin' to L.A.!"

 

Reporter: "L.A.! What!? Why the..."

 

JBomb: "You need to get outta town and Herb Green is fightin' the first round of TWGC."

 

Reporter: "..."

 

JBomb: "Besides, you're almost done with work, 'cause right now, we're at the two best trash talkers of the whole thing so far...Sackett versus Stu, BHP versus Reaper, Killkenny/Knight!"

 

Reporter: "Oh man...and Knight is a goddamn maniac...literally!"

 

JBomb: "No shit but if I know Sackett, he has a plan...and power on his side. He don't sign chumps to his squad, dude."

 

Reporter: "This might be my most anticipated fight of the first week. I'm getting goosebumps just thinkin' about it!"

 

JBomb: "Yeah!? It's definitely one of many but given what's been said...I gotta agree with ya. Anyways, I'm goin' with my old friend Barnabas in this one."

 

Reporter: "Alright then, I'm takin' that psychotic-silence of the lambs-motherfucking-Australian, Knight!"

 

JBomb: "Winner buys gas on the way home?"

 

Reporter: "Deal...thanks, man. I needed this."

 

JBomb:...*finishes pumping gas*..."I know, dude...it's what I do. Now go get me a green Monster, pussy."

 

*We made it to L.A. in record time...and smoothly, I might add. We met up with Herb Green, Ben Stone, Chris Karter, Bong Toe and Rolen Spliffs and hit the town. Man, what a night! JBomb might not be with Convicted anymore but he still knew how to party with them. Some things never change...bitches, booze, blunts, beer and brawls. This night had it all.*

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Season 2 - Week 2

 

*I woke up and decided to check my Twitter page while I sipped some coffee...*

 

Phil Deblunt

@BrewJitsu420

 

ITFL picks for 2nite is in: Zahran, Kersko, Burke, Fatu, Reef, Croft, Linker, Blane, Symp, Devo in 1st event. In 2nd: Zell, Bashi, Drog, Away, Badyo, Knight, KK, Hook, LT, Pint! s/o @RolenSpliffs420 @MarSosa420 @PlutoP420 @MoDiggs @TheRealBenStone @CKeppelrun420 @JBomb10 @TDouble420 @BobChong420 @ABarksdale @LTmpltn @MartinCristosReal #ITFL #ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life

 

9/14/13 8:02 AM

 

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Tony Harris @TDouble420 4m

I got Croft by 1st round ko!

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 5m

@TDouble420 damn don't go out on a limb too far homie lol

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 5m

Croft will ko under 2 minutes!

 

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Lance Templeton @LTmpltn 7m

who thinks Knight will eat Urahara after he beats him to death? takers?

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 7m

damn that's some ill shit @LTmpltn lol...but i think so! lol

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 8m

@LTmpltn LOLZ too funny! he gon' eat that fool wit some Tapatio!

 

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Moses Diggs @MoDiggs 9m

aussies use tapatio? i think u mean mayo dawg. knight def looks good.

badyo, fatu and reef look like locks also...and croft. cant say enuff bout

that mofo! i think zah and away can do some damage on the mat too.

dont sleep on them yall.

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 10m

@MoDiggs fuk u kno bout aussie!? loooool! yeah zah n away can really

fuck shit up if it gets to the ground.

 

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Chris Karter @CKeppelrun420 12m

LOL @LTmpltn

GL to Kersko, hes a heavy fave. Drogo needs to stay standing and

Templeton has it in the bag #Convicted4Life

 

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Marcelo Sosa @MarSosa420 15m

croft will have to go into round 2 for the ko. reef will show the real sick

power and ko early!

 

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Christian Slaughter

@CSlaughter666

 

ITFL picks

1...Zahran-Kersikov-Burke-Fatu-Fathy-Croft-Taphorn-Blane-Doomsday-Develutian

2...Beckett-Kobashi-Drogo-Away-Badoyan-Knight-Killkenny-Wild-Templeton-Cecere

#ITFL #ITFLPickem @JBomb10 @ShortFuse122829 @LaVeyathan666 @OffenWu @CKeppelrun420 @ConquerClothing @Hellbent

 

9/14/13 8:05 AM

 

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Hellbent Clothing @Hellbent 25m

those are some nice picks @CSlaughter666

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 30m

We need to talk about a coaching change at The Lion's Den hmu asap

 

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Dick Offenhard

@OffenWU

 

@CSlaughter666 U GOT PIX SON!? AIGHT! WARFIST! KERSKO N BURKE! THESZ OLD SCHOOL! LAZARUS GO #FULLRETARD AND WIN! CROFT #BEAST! TAPHORN N @WoodenPencilZen! #FATLADYSINGS 4 SYMPHONY...DOOMSDAY YO! MENZIES IS CRAY! MAH MAN KOBASHI GOT THAT WOP! ZELL, @DoubleV, SMITH N BADYO! KNIGHT A KILLAH! DABA, HOOK, PI N CECERE GON' WHOOP! S/O @GhostfaceKillah @Raekwon @WuTangClan @WuCorp @WuWear @EdLoverReal @DixonHerbush @JBomb10 @Hellbent @EatonCox #ITFL #ITFLPickem #CmonSon #Pummelator #Offenpicks

 

9/14/13 10:06 AM

 

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Raekwon @Raekwon 5m

PI? gtfo man! cecere too yo? get real

 

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Dick Offenhard @OffenWU 6m

FUCK YEAH PI YO! U GOT PINTOS!? HOW THE FUCK!? HE GET HIT

IN DA ASS N BLOW THE FUCK UP YO! HAHAHA!

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 6m

lol at #fullretard! u pikn against @TeamConquer dude? wtf?

#betrayed #youvechanged looooool

 

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Ghostface Killah @GhostfaceKillah 7m

damn son u need ta chill on the caps yo! lol. u look like a crazy mofo!

lol at pintos tho! haha!

 

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Dixon Herbush @DixonHerbush 8m

Wild has reach on Hook. Watch him just destroy Hook standing up!

Yeah, if Hook gets it to the ground, he good but he'll be too busy

getting his face bashed to do it! @JBomb10 no shit huh! lol

 

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Ed Lover @EdLoverReal 10m

C,mon son! how the fuck you gonna pick Pencil and Doomsday son?

You the only mufucka on the planet picking Pencil. He outclassed in

a big way n u know it...you just bein silly now, son! #gtfo

 

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Dick Offenhard @OffenWU 13m

@EdLoverReal @DixonHerbush F.T.S.

 

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Dixon Herbush @DixonHerbush 13m

FTS?

 

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Dick Offenhard @OffenWU 14m

Fuck. That. Shit. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

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Lucas LaVey

@LaVeyathan666

 

#ITFL picks...

1 - Warfist/Kersikov/Burke/Fatu/Fathy/Croft/Lineker/Blane/Symphony/Menzies 2 - Beckett/Garavito/Drogo/Away/Badoyan/Knight/Kilkenny/Hook/Templeton/Pintos

@CSlaughter666 @JBomb10 @ShortFuse122829 @EatonCox @ABarksdale @Sikblood @SRipgut666 @SHRipgut666 #ITFLPickem

 

9/14/13 7:10 AM

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 15m

how did i know u would pick warfist!? loooool.

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 16m

u know it bruh! lol. slaughter too! haha. watch menzies psychoass

too bruh! he gon' go ape on that devo mofo!

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 17m

devo too good of a boxer to go out to menzies. psycho don't win

fights bro, skills do. hey, i been workin on some new designs at

@ConquerClothing and got some new ideas for that legend line

over at @Hellbent. keep ur eyes peeled!

 

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 19m

develutians boxing will be the difference. u wanna talk crazy? it dont

get much crazier than taphorn and u gonna pick lineker? lol no

fuckin way.

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 22m

taphorn? really!? cmon bruh, lineker will kick him to death if he has

to. muay thai skills are thru the roof for that dude!

@JBomb10 can't wait to see the new shit bruh!

 

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Eaton Cox @EatonCox 23m

i'm wit @LaVeyathan on this one. Taphorn is fucked! @JBomb10

there gonna be a Cox shirt man?

 

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 24m

you 2 dont get it! yeah @JBomb10 wheres my shirt dude!?

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 25m

well this got sidetracked quick lol. i gotta work out who to make but

i think we def doin a slaughter tee and maybe a cox world tour shirt

also! the legend shirts will be over at @Hellbent tho

 

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Sean Ripgut @SRipgut666 35m

damn nobody is pickin that angel fucker cept @EatonCox lol. how

can u NOT pick a fighter name warfist dude!? yeah! @JBomb10

 

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Shane Ripgut @SHRipgut666 41m

WARFIIIIIST! lol yes! devo has gret boxing and thats whats gonna

win it for him! also lineker IS gonna kick taphorn to death! gotta go

with my fellow #muaythaiguy @CSlaughter666

 

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Eaton Cox

@EatonCox

 

y'all ready to go down? my picks gonna smoke y'alls! 1 - Zahran / Angel (i know) / Shoznes / Fatu / Fathy / Croft / Lineker / Blane / Doomsday / Develutian...2 - Griever / Garavito / Drogo / Smith / Badoyan / Knight / Kilkenny / Wild / Templeton / Cecere #ITFL #ITFLPickem #reademandweep #suckit #winning @JBomb10 @ShortFuse122829 @LaVeyathan666 @CSlaughter666 @ConquerClothing @Hellbent @ReubenCoxTUM @PaulBruensBlindsided @LeonidKulminator @DaveFLMS @AMoukari

 

9/14/13 6:08 PM

 

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 20m

@EatonCox you picked Angel!? looooool wtf bro!? you must be

outta your mind!

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 21m

@EatonCox ANGEL!? THE FUK BRUH!? HAHAHA! #idiot

 

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Reuben Cox @ReubenCoxTUM 23m

damn pops u out ur mind wit that Angel pick! haha! not sure

what u got on garavito too! #badpicks

 

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Leonid Kulminator @LeonidKulminator 28m

u of all people should know that vincent will tap out drogo. the

ground game of vv is just too much for drogo.

 

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Reuben Cox @ReubenCoxTUM 30m

@LeonidKulminator i agree as long as he can get it to the

ground before drogo gets the ko. drogo too much on the feet

for vincent!

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 31m

Drogo by ko @LeonidKulminator @ReubenCoxTUM

 

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Leonid Kulminator @LeonidKulminator 35m

we shall see @LaVeyathan666

 

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Augustus Moukari @AMoukari 40m

LOLOLOL ANGEL! LOLOLOL! UR KILLIN ME EATON!

 

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Eaton Cox @EatonCox 42m

and that's why i will win and yall will lose #suckers

 

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Marcelo Sosa

@MarSosa420

 

#ITFL picks for tonite gon be zah, kersko, shoz, fatu, reef #killer, croft #beast, tap, blane, doom, devo, zell, bashi, vv, moby, badyo, knight #killer, kk, wild, lt n pintos! #ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life @BrewJitsu420 @RolenSpliffs420 @Ckeppelrun420 @TheRealBenStone @BobChong420 @MoDiggs @PlutoP420 @ABarksdale @LTmpltn @MartinCristosReal @DannyOchoaTFP @TDouble420

 

9/14/13 7:05 AM

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 8m

yeah reef is straight up g n croft gon kill that poor kramer kid yo.

u really picked shoz to win? i think he good but he aint got shit

on burke homie. u hear anything about any new gear over at

@Conviction yet?

 

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Moses Diggs @MoDiggs 10m

@RolenSpliffs no new shit yet. didn't @JBomb10 design sumthin

for @Ckeppelrun420 already? maybe its comin soon?

@MarSosa420 watch out on the doomsday pick homie. he got

a good chance of gettin swallowed up...symp is due!

 

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Bob Chong @BobChong420 11m

why everybody sleepin on pi?

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 13m

@BobChong420 yo dawg u takin pi then?

@MoDiggs yeah j sent stuff over he said. @TDouble420

better got off that ass! lmaoooo

 

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Bob Chong @BobChong420 14m

@RolenSpliffs i sure as hell do have pi! wanna put a note on it?

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 15m

@BobChong420 a note is all? hell yeah homie!

 

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Rolen Spliffs

@RolenSpliffs420

 

yo! me n @TitoHopkinsOfficial be back wit @JBomb10 over at @TeamConquer! eybody get ready ta kill...trainin wit @StickyHerbGreen420 on some @BuddaJitsu yo #ComebackTrail #NeverTooOld #GreenMeditation #BuddaJitsu

gon drop these #ITFL picks right quick. gon fuk yall up lol! ZAH/KERSKO/BURKE/FATU/REEF #KILLER/CROFT #BEAST/TAP/BLANE/DOOM/DEVO/ZELL/BASH/DROG/MOBY/BADYO/URA #SLEEPER/KK/HOOK/LT/CECE #ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life @BrewJitsu420 @MarSosa420 @TheRealBenStone @PlutoP420 @BobChong420 @MoDiggs @CKeppelrun420 @LTmpltn @ABarksdale @MartinCristosReal @ConqerClothing @Conviction @TonalGOAT @icecube @TherealDUBWC

 

9/14/13 7:11 AM

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 10m

yo dawg u pikn URA??? gl homie! lol u gon need it!

 

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Marcelo Sosa @MarSosa420 10m

grats on bein back wit @JBomb10

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 11m

urahara for realz? u crazy! g/l on the comeback homie

 

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Ice Cube @icecube 12m

back with @JBomb10 huh. look out mma! rep that west homie!

croft gonna whoop up on that poor kramer and i can't believe

u got urahara but whateva.

 

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WC @TherealDUBWC 12m

yeeeah neeya! back in da west! #RepUp! ay, garavito too much

fo bash n u know it!

 

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Pluto Palhares @PlutoP420 13m

mark my words, Malkin gets it to the ground and taps out Badyo

u heard it here first!

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 13m

@PlutoP420 n they callin ME crazy!? lol. @TherealDUBWC

@icecube @MarSosa420 thanks homiez. good shit bout ta

happen. @BrewJitsu420 u watch homie...#beerbet?

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 15m

ur on beeyotch!

 

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Martin Cristos @MartinCristosReal 15m

congrats ese! i'm in on dat #beerbet too. i agree on ura too

he will shock da world!

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 20m

glad ur back @RolenSpliffs! been too damn long! @PlutoP420

been smokin too much loool. no way badyo is tappin bro! i'm on

the fence about zell tho, beckett is nutso! i'm in on that #beerbet

also #bowdown

 

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Sean McDonnell

@shortfuse122829

 

It's fight day!!! Team Conquer repping the ITFL threads @ConquerClothing! Be sure to grab your threads while you can. Let's get to these #ITFL fight picks and show you all how it's done LOL! Warfist/Kersko/Burke/Fatu/Fath/Croft/Lineker/Blane/Doomsday/Develution/Cecere/Templeton/Wild/Kilkenny/Badoy/Smith/Drogo/Garavito/Griever #ITFLPickem #TeamConquer #ConquerClothing #CBKemists s/o @CSlaughter666 @LaVeyathan666 @EthanCox @The_Natural_Punisher @HolyshitMMA @TheReal_DPower99879 @TheExecutioner_MMA @Maximus_TheGreat @DStyles158 @BluntsAllDay @King_Wursty

 

 

9/15/2013 10:32 AM

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 10m

You smoking that good shit before you making these picks?

Lmao! Tell me @BluntsAllDay at your house right? I gotta get

in on this shit!

 

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Maximus Scott @Maximus_TheGreat 12m

Haha! @The_Natural_Punisher those two be smoking all day

long dawg! It's a wonder those two ever show up to the gym to

help us train LOL! Ya'll see I just signed at #UPGVegas? Figured

I'd help out a brotha at #TeamConquer

 

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 16m

I did see that @Maximus_TheGreat that was a terrific career move!

#UPGVegas is a terrific org and you know Vince will have that shit at

the top of the mountain before too long. Go #TeamConquer!!!

 

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Maximus Scott @Maximus_TheGreat 19m

Ya I thought so too @shortfuse122829. Just too bad I couldn't take the

season 1 ITFL individual prize before I jumped into 1 of the top organizations

HAHA!

 

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 21m

Should've come to #Synchrocity @Maximus_TheGreat fuckin pussy! After I smash

this Autumn chick I plan on getting that strap yo! Ya'll picks are shit too. #CmonSon

I'll show you bitches how it's done #ITFLPickem

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Randy Ortiz

@The_Natural_Punisher

 

Let me show you guys how a professional MMA Analyst does this shit!!! Zahran/Kersko/Shoznes/Thesz/Fathy/Croft/Taphorn/Blane/Symphony/Menzies/Beckett/Kobashi/Vincent/Away/Malkin/Knight/Daba/Hook/Temp/Pintos #ITFL #ITFLPickem #EVOCountdownPreviews @shortfuse122829 @Maximus_TheGreat @DStyles158 @JBomb10 @TheExecutioner_MMA @TheReal_DPower99879 @King_Wursty @LilMacD_MP

 

9/15/2013 10:50

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 3m

These are your expert picks @The_Natural_Punisher????? You pick

against my guys in both fights? Fuk UUUUUUUUUU!!!!

 

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Michael Patrick McDonnell @LilMacD_MP 6m

LMFAO!!! I think he's still pissed you cut his ass Sean

 

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Antero Wursty @King_Wursty 8m

I got mad love for you bros but I'm wit @The_Natural_Punisher on the Malkin

and Thesz picks @shortfuse122829 @LilMacD_MP both those dudes are

legit! I got Fathy all the way though #TeamBlunts much like myself that guy has

stupid power!!!

 

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 11m

Thanks for the back up @King_Wursty!! Those two are fucking sharks LOL

 

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BluntsAllDay @BluntsAllDay 14m

@King_Wursty never pick against Fuse!!!! @shortfuse122829 take a hit and relax

dude. I promise he didn't mean anything by it :) LOL #ITFL #ITFLPickem

 

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Devin Styles

@Dstyles158

 

Alright guys!!! I'm in on this #ITFLPickem shit now. Let me show you how a future #Synchrocity champion does this shit!! Warfist/Kersko/Burke/Fatu/Fathy/Croft/Lineker/Blane/Symphony/Develutian/Beckett/Kobashi/Drogo/Smith/Malkin/Knight/Daba/Hook/Temp/Pintos #reademandweep @shortfuse122829 @The_Natural_Punisher @Maximust_TheGreat @TheReal_DPower99879 @BluntsAllDay @TeamConquer @Holyshit_MMA @TheExecutioner_MMA @King_Wursty @LilMacD_MP #TeamConquer #ConquerClothing #Synchrocity #suckit #cmonson #ITFL

 

9/15/2013 11:50

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Evander Holyshit @Holyshit_MMA 6m

Future #Synchrocity champion? Whoa there big fella I think you're getting a little

ahead of yourself. You forgot this old dog still got some bite left in him. #TeamConquer

or not. I'll lay a beating on you young buck! Badoyan is winning this shit impressively.

 

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 8m

You better watch who you talkin to like that dawg! I don't care if you're Sean's golden

boy or not I will knock your ass out cold @Holyshit_MMA @shortfuse122829 Yo

@BluntsAllDay you better tell this man who he talkin to dawg!

 

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 10m

Let's keep this private gentlemen! @DStyles158 @Holyshit_MMA @BluntsAllDay

This shit will be handled in the gym ASAP! Let's stick to #ITFL #ITFLPickem

 

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Luka Beck @TheExecutioner_MMA 12m

OH SHIT!!!!! Shit just got real up in this biatch!! I see none of you dudes picked against

Sharif yet. I don't blame ya'll!! You ever been hit by that dude? #GraniteBreaker

 

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BluntsAllDay

@BluntsAllDay

 

#ITFL #ITFLPickem

 

Warfist/Kersko/Shoznes/Fatu/Fathy/Croft/Lineker/Blane/Doomsday/Develutian/Beckett/Kobashi/Vincent/Smith/Badoy/Knight/Daba/Hook/Temp/Cecere @shortfuse122829 @Maximus_TheGreat @The_Natural_Punisher @ConquerClothing @TeamConquer @TheExecutioner_MMA @DStyles158 @TheReal_DPower99879 @Holyshit_MMA @King_Wursty @JBomb10 @LilMacD_MP #reademandweep #winning #TeamConquer #ConquerClothing #Awesome

 

9/15/2013 12:50

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 2m

Now those are some picks right there :) #ITFL #ITFLPickem

 

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 3m

It's about that time gentlemen!!! Fight time!!!

 

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BluntsAllDay @BluntsAllDay 7m

Ready for our good luck hits before the fights @shortfuse122829? Time to

represent #TeamConquer

 

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*I always check my Twitter feed before bed and it was going crazy again...*

 

Jeremey Stapleton

@JSHoodz

 

It's on! Rematch wit Ryo @Narushima26 at #CampWars3 in a KT rules match! @REVO @REVOWilliamsCamp Gonna bust this sucka up like a high school kegger! Oh, and my ITFL picks: Fatu #GetOverThatHump, Tap, Knight #Killer, Doom, VV, Smith, Kersko #MakeItHappen, Devo, Menzies, Reef #BounceBack, Wild, Beckett, Laz #Sleeper, Croft #Beast, Badyo #HeadHunter, Gravity, Burke, Warfist, Malk #NHL #ITFL #ITFLPickEm #Hoodz4Life @ITFL @TeamConquer @JBomb10 @EastonWestHoodz @TPondHoodz @ConquerClothing @BluntsAllDay @Shortfuse122829 @SHRipgut666

 

9/23/10:10 PM

 

Lucas LaVey

@LaVeyathan666

 

@CSlaughter666 @JBomb10 @ShortFuse122829 @EatonCox @ABarksdale @Sikblood @SRipgut666 @SHRipgut666 #ITFLPickem #ITFL picks for the week...

1 - Drogo/Bob/Knight/Doomsday/Symphony/Zahran/Blane/Develutian/Cecere 2 - Kobashi/Wild/Beckett/Angel/Croft/Badoyan/Garavito/Thesz/Warfist/Luciana S/O @LouSYN for takin on the @GEG #GoGetEmLou #SYNvsGAMMA

 

9/23/13 10:11 PM

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 15m

drogo? how u gon pik against sean bro?

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 16m

it's Downs bruh! u kno he in Sean's head 6-0 rings loud!

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 17m

well, that may be true but it's about to change! crazy shit wit @GEG

and @LouSYN huh? i'm always loyal to SYN, always will be...wait...

did u pik Angel too!? looooool

 

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 19m

You know Vincent will kill Symphony, right? When and where did

Silent Bob come from? This guy just shows up outta nowhere. I

think I might be forced to pick Angel as well...no...fuck that haha

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 22m

@JBomb10 worked for @EatonCox last week, gon work for me this

week bruh. Yeah, @LouSYN should rip @GAMMAMentor to shreds

 

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Eaton Cox @EatonCox 23m

@LaVeyathan @CSlaughter666 oh now u SOBz gonna pick Angel

#copycats lol. i might as well start the #AngelBandwagon hahaha

 

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 24m

#FuckAngel lol.

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 25m

@CSlaughter666 Vincent does look good but Symphony is gonna

have a breakout fight this week, watch! I hate Angel too bruh but the

dude just matches up right

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 25m

fuk, just noticed ur pikn against reef too!? no loyalty mufucka lol

 

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Sean Ripgut @SRipgut666 35m

damn now everybody is pickin that angel fucker cept @Cslaughter666

cuz he got scruples lol. how can u NOT pick bashi tho @JBomb10

the kid is just built to kill...#unbeaten #badass

 

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Shane Ripgut @SHRipgut666 36m

i'm wit @CSlaughter666 on this one #FuckAngel and heaven he

came from haha! yeah bashi is a proven #asswhooper and reef is

still green, gotta pick bashi in this one.

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 41m

Who the fuck is "Bashi"? @JBomb10 itr ain't about loyal bruh, it's about

picks and Reef ain't the right pick...not this week, Sorry @BluntsAllDay

 

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Shane Ripgut @SHRipgut666 42m

@LaVeyathan666 bashi = kobashi #dothemath lol

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 43m

@SHRipgut fuck you. #speakenglish

 

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Phil Deblunt

@BrewJitsu420

 

ITFL picks for 2nite is in: Drogo, Bob, Knight, LT, Symp, HAZ, Kersko, Devo, Menzo, Bashi, Away, Beck, Angel, Croft, Badyo, LG, Burke, Ura & Lucky @RolenSpliffs420 @MarSosa420 @PlutoP420 @MoDiggs @TheRealBenStone @CKeppelrun420 @JBomb10 @TDouble420 @BobChong420 @ABarksdale @LTmpltn @MartinCristosReal #ITFL #ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life

 

9/23/13 10:10 PM

 

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Tony Harris @TDouble420 4m

has anyone picked against croft yet?

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 5m

@TDouble420 not unless they retarded homie. lol. speakin of retarded

i think lazarus is gonna surprise peeps this week! #smellanupset

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 5m

Yo, no way Croft will lose so why try n pik against him? I got Laz for an

upset also @TheRealBenStone. So whatchu guys think bout this shit

#SYNvsGAMMA???

 

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Lance Templeton @LTmpltn 7m

let's go kersikov and drogo #bringithome @TheRealBenStone i highly

doubt that upset but stay positive :)

@TDouble420 hell no, no one's crazy enough to go against croft

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 7m

@RolenSpliffs420 world domination brings out the best, and worst lol it

really don't matter, both will continue, both will flourish as they always

have...but drama is drama #MMAKnowsDrama

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 8m

@LTmpltn i'm positive as yo momma's pregnancy test! lololol

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 5m

@BrewJitsu420 Did u jus fukn say "flourish" lmao! wtf homie!

 

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Moses Diggs @MoDiggs 9m

surprised by ur urahara pick @BrewJitsu420. u think that's gon' give

u an edge dawg? croft, beckett, badyo n bob are my lockdowns of the

week. #LOTW

@RolenSpliffs420 don't diss the homie cuz he know english.

#GoGetEmLou #SYNvsGAMMA shit is killen me! hahaha! shut up and

fiiiiight

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 10m

@MoDiggs that IS the edge! nice lockdowns tho.

 

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Chris Karter @CKeppelrun420 12m

LOL @LTmpltn

GL to Kersko, and Templeton #Convicted4Life #GoGetEmLou

 

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Marcelo Sosa @MarSosa420 15m

told ya croft needed round 2. he won't need round 2 again tho...ko in the

1st fo real. @LouSYN yo ese, we got yo back all the way! #GoGetEmLou

 

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Reuben Cox

@ReubenCoxTUM

 

#ITFLPickEm fellas!

fatu/bob/knight/templeton/vincent/smith/blane/develutian/cecere

fathy/wild/beckett/lazarus/croft/badoyan/pencil/burke/urahara/malkin

#ITFL #TeamConquer @ConquerClothing @TeamConquer @SHRipgut666 @IllWillD @LeonidKulminator @JBomb10 @Shortfuse122829 @LilMacD_MP @EatonCox @CSlaughter666

 

9/23/13 10:11 PM

 

Jeremy Tonal

@TonalGOAT

 

My man @GAMMAMentor and the @GEG gotta go get @SYN and @LouSYN #StompOnSYN

#ITFLPickEm is in: Fatu / Bob / Knight / Doomsday / Vincent / Zahran / Blane / Develutian / Menzies / Kobashi / Wild / Beckett / Angel / Croft / Badoyan / Pencil / Burke / Warfist & Malkin #ITFL @RolenSpliffs420 @ConquerClothing @Hellbent @Shortfuse122829 @LaVeyathan666

 

9/23/13 10:12 PM

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 15m

#StompOnSYN ? c'mon homie! u better than that! lol

 

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Jeremy Tonal @TonalGOAT 16m

@RolenSpliffs420 just tellin it like it is. GAMMA is the greatest!

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 17m

they alright...ha!

 

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Rolen Spliffs

@RolenSpliffs420

 

got dem #ITFL picks right quick. DROGO/BOB/KNIGHT #KILLER/LT/VV/ZAH/KERSKO/DEVO/MENZO/REEF/AWAY/BECK/LAZ #FULLRETARD/CROFT #BEAST/BADYO #HEADHUNTER/WP/BURKE/URA/MALK#ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life @BrewJitsu420 @MarSosa420 @TheRealBenStone @PlutoP420 @BobChong420 @MoDiggs @CKeppelrun420 @LTmpltn @ABarksdale @MartinCristosReal @ConqerClothing @Conviction @TonalGOAT @icecube @TherealDUBWC i gotcha back @LouSYN #SYNvsGAMMA #GoGetEmLou

 

9/23/13 10:12 PM

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 8m

wtf happened to killkenny?

btw...u n @MartinCristosReal owe on that #beerbet lol

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Marcelo Sosa @MarSosa420 10m

@BrewJitsu yeah really...the fuk?

 

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 11m

drogooooooo! took my advice on that laz pick too!

 

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Martin Cristos @MartinCristosReal 12m

dammit @BrewJitsu420 i gotcha ese. lemme know when u got a

minute n we can brew down.

 

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Bob Chong @BobChong420 12m

paid a note to @RolenSpliffs420 earlier today on the pi bet. anybody

down for a note on taphorn? #BringIt

 

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Pluto Palhares @PlutoP420 15m

croft loses via decision #YouHeardItHereFirst #MarkMyWords

 

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 16m

@BrewJitsu420 @MartinCristosReal get at me on that #beerbet n

let's try n stay outta jail huh? looool @PlutoP420 u fukn crazy as

fuk homie!

 

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 18m

@RolenSpliffs420 @MartinCristosReal sometime this week boyz

@PlutoP420 u been smokin dat sherm again!? hahaha

 

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Martin Cristos @MartinCristosReal 18m

croft by ko 1st round ese. don't listen to this burnt out @PlutoP420

ass haha...lol @BrewJitsu420

@BobChong420 i got dat note! bob will kill that poor bastard.

 

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 20m

ahem...feel free to pay up over here too...mufuckaz. @PlutoP420

damn dude! ur fukn outta ur mind! haha! pass that shit to the left

and keep passin, dude...no more puffin for u!

 

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to be continued...

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feel free to join in on the fun! it's easy to format to make it twitter-ish. in fact i think u can copy one of the ones here and paste in the reply and it will auto-format it with the font, font size and colors and shit and then it just comes down to how creative u wanna get.

use other "news" stories also...shit like real life celebs and mma fights, current events or tycoon events n shit...just run with it.

 

i'll keep adding more and more replies (to my stuff) as the week goes on also...

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a message from Castiel....dont ask im just his manager i do what my client pays me...

 

"Hello my name is Castiel i am an angel of the lord and supernatural hunter. It has been brought my attention that this man who wears the mark of the beast is out to get me he wants me to get destroyed this is why he has been so mean to me, and picks me to lose...Now i fight Lazarus, some Kirk who brings some form of Tropical Thunder. This fight will be a short fight. i will win then i come for Kenta Kobashi i hear Kenta is a werewolf i must kill. I will protect the prophet." Thank you that is all.

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Sean McDonnell

@shortfuse122829

 

It's fight weekend!!! Week 4 of Season 2 is about to get underway as the teams move outside of their own group for the fights this week to determine which group is stronger. With no 'Team' playoff this season every week is super important so let's get to the #ITFL fight picks!!!

Malkin/Vincent/Burke/Daba/Fatu/Croft/Lazarus/Devolution/Al Zahran/Griever/Templeton/Drogo/Lucania/Angel/Kersko/Badoyan/Doomsday/Cecere/Away @JBomb10 @LaVeyathan666 @OffenWu @CKeppelrun420 @ConquerClothing @Hellbent @EatonCox @The_Natural_Punisher @HolyshitMMA @TheReal_DPower99879 @TheExecutioner_MMA @Maximus_TheGreat @DStyles158 @BluntsAllDay @King_Wursty #ITFLPickem #TeamConquer #CBKemists

 

10/11/2013 11:00AM

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 4m

Where the fuck you been? I heard you ain't been showing up to training again

is everything all good bro?

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 8m

Had a family member in the hospital for a little over a week so I've just been checking

in on the guys. I'll be more committed once everything is all good on the home front.

Thanks for the concern #GetWellSoon

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Danny Power @TheReal_DPower99879 10m

Damn I been wondering why you weren't answering my calls @shortfuse122829. Did you see the

big victory over Kat#Csu?? I know you weren't in attendance but it felt good to get back

in the win column. #ComeBackTrail

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Blunts @BluntsAllDay 14m

No need to worry @The_Natural_Punisher. I been holding the fort down over at

#TeamConquer while Fuse has been slacking. Great to see you turn things around

@TheReal_DPower99879 but when I announce @King_Wursty will be entering

the #TycoonOlympics I expect you'll reconsider those retirement plans.

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Danny Power @TheReal_DPower99879 16m

No disrespect to you or your fighter @BluntsAllDay but I've beaten better fighters

with 1 hand tied behind my back. If you think @King_Wursty scares me 1 bit then

you clearly have no respect for my skills. #NoRespect

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 18m

You guys gonna get in on these #ITFL picks or you just going to spend all your time

bickering?

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Randy Ortiz

@The_Natural_Punisher

 

#ITFL picks - Griever/Zahran/Fathy/Lazarus/Croft/Fatu/Thesz/Urahara/Kramer/Malkin/Lucania/Wild/Kilkenny/Angel/Badoyan/Taphorn/Kobashi/Kersko/Warfist/Away #ITFLPickem #EVOCountdownPreviews @shortfuse122829 @Maximus_TheGreat @DStyles158 @JBomb10 @TheExecutioner_MMA @TheReal_DPower99879 @King_Wursty @LilMacD_MP @BluntsAllDay

 

10/11/2013 11:33am

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 2m

You do realize that Sharif and Kobashi are both injured going into the fight

right? #BadPicks

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 4m

Thanks Einstein but yes I fucking realized that. I am a professional MMA

analyst. You really think I miss things like that? #Reademandweep

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Blunts @BluntsAllDay 6m

Thank you!!! @The_Natural_Punisher can you believe all these people who

think that Reef is going to lose cause of a little injury?? He's going to knock

that fool out. #KillerPower

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Randy Ortiz @The_Natural_Punisher 7m

@shortfuse122829 likes to have his excuses ready in case he loses. He's not

nearly as bad as @CKeppelrun420 with his excuses but he's pretty close.

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Chris Karter @CKeppelrun420 10m

Fuck you @The_Natural_Punisher! Record : 0-4-0 (0) << your former manager

Sean's record against the great Chris Karter. If you'd have been somebody

in your day you could've got KTFO by the KO legend too.

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Blunts @ BluntsAllDay 14m

HAHA @ The_Natural_Punisher that shit was classic. Looks like the KO King

might be stalking you from now on. I am surprised you don't have a box of

tissues and a long list of excuses led by the 'weight excuse' on why Marciano

got KTFO by J. Breaker @CKeppelrun420 #CryMeARiver

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Chris Karter @CKeppelrun420 17m

Who the fuck are you @BluntsAllDay? When you step up to the big leagues

then you can talk trash. Until then #STFU Terrible picks by

@The_Natural_Punisher picking against Drogo and Templeton.

 

Devin Styles

@DStyles158

 

I'm in on these #ITFL picks: Griever, Al Zahran, Develution, Lazarus, Croft, Fatu, Thesz, Burke, Vincent, Malkin, Wild, Kilkenny, Drogo, Lucania, Lineker, Beckett, Badoyan, Taphorn, Cecere and Garavito #ConquerClothing #Synchrocity #ITFLPickem #reademandweep @BluntsAllDay @shortfuse122829 @JBomb10 @Holyshit_MMA @Maximus_TheGreat @TheExecutioner_MMA @TheReal_DPower99879 @King_Wursty @The_Natural_Punisher @Showtimepettis @JoeLauzon @NateDiaz209

 

10/11/2013 12:06 PM

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Blunts @BluntsAllDay 2m

Can't believe you're picking against @SFathy069 in the fight this week

@DStyles158 #NoLoyalty

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 4m

Sorry boss LOL it's just the injury that makes me hesitant this time. Is the

rumor true if @SFathy069 loses this week he's off #TeamHB ???

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 6m

Speaking of getting cut, what do you guys think about the #UFC releasing

@ToquinhoMMA ?? If you ask me he had it coming. #Douchebaggery

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Danny Power @TheReal_DPower99879 9m

Couldn't agree with you more @shortfuse122829 That guy needs to learn

when to let go of the submission. #HaditComing

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Evander Holyshit @Holyshit_MMA 11m

If @DStyles158 doesn't stop #MeanMugging me in the gym I may have to go

all @ToquinhoMMA on his ass & snap something! #NoJoke

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Devin Styles @Dstyles158 13m

LOL maybe if you could win a fight in #Synchrocity management could

make that fight happen. The best thing for your career would be #ITFL3

to start ASAP. #GetReal #OldTimerSeason

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Evander Holyshit @Holyshit_MMA 15m

Don't hide behind #Synchrocity management @DStyles158 Anytime you

are feeling froggy just jump. #DontSingIt #TeamBringIT

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 18m

Where are you hearing these rumors @DStyles158 ? And Really? Again

with you 2 and your bickering? Nobody has an opinion on the #ITFL picks?

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Evander Holyshit @Holyshit_MMA 22m

Working on my picks now @shortfuse122829 but you know I can't stand

that disrespectful punk. #NoRespect #NeedsALesson

Evander Holyshit

@Holyshit_MMA

 

Show you guys how an #OldTimer does it! Griver/Zahran/Develution/Pintos/Blane/Smith/Thesz/Urahara/Vincent/Malkin/Templeton/Kilkenny/Warfist/Lucania/Angel/Kersko/Badoyan/Taphorn/Cecere/Away #ITFL #ITFLPickem #TeamConquer #Synchrocity @DStyles158 @JBomb10 @shortfuse122829 @King_Wursty @TheReal_DPower99879 @TheExecutioner_MMA @BluntsAllDay @roynelsonmma @sonnench

 

10/11/2013 12:35 PM

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 1m

You're picking Blane > Croft @Holyshit_MMA ??? You're nuts dude! I think

you've been hit too many times in the head! #BrainDamage

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Evander Holyshit @Holyshit_MMA 3m

You heard it here first. My upset of the week. #MoneyInTheBank

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 4m

Hey are you seeing this shit @shortfuse122829 ?? I think it might be time to

put your boy down bro. #EarlyRetirement

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Sean McDonnell @shortfuse122829 6m

What's that saying? Opinions are like assholes? I can't say I understand the

pick but it has nothing to do with #BrainDamage @Dstyles158

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Devin Styles @DStyles158 7m

Keeping bums like that is why you've fallen off the map in the worldwide

manager rankings and #TeamBlunts is killing it again! #NoScrubs

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Chael Sonnen @sonnench 9m

I like this @DStyles158 character. He's too funny! Somebody needs to get this

kid a job on #ESPN

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Christian Slaughter
@CSlaughter666

ITFL picks since I missed them last week. BTW, grats to @LaVeyathan666 for coming back to the @JBomb10 camp. #WelcomeHome
1...Burke-Malkin-Vincent-Thesz-Fatu-Croft-Lazarus-Zahran-Griever-Develutian

2...Away-Warfist-Kersikov-Cecere-Taphorn-Badoyan-Lineker-Killkenny-Wild-Luciana
#ITFL #ITFLPickem @ShortFuse122829 @OffenWu @CKeppelrun420 @ConquerClothing @Hellbent

10/13/13 7:23 PM

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Hellbent Clothing @Hellbent 8m
@CSlaughter666 @JBomb10 says he's gonna have that sig shirt up soon. grats!

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Jason Smith @JBomb10 8m
yeah dude, it's gonna happen soon. we just finished up hoi and al din and i think next

up will be urs and tonal's. good picks...btw, i think u have the cleanest lookin tweets in

the history of tweets haha! @Hellbent @ConquerClothing

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 9m

Thanks bruh. Good to be back! I hear you might be switching from CT Coach to doing

some mo' ground work? Hope so, we can use it. Grats on the shirt, too! @JBomb10

@TeamConquer @LouSYN #FuckGAMMA #GoGetEmLou

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Christian Slaughter @CSlaughter666 12m

@Hellbent @JBomb10 @ConquerClothing That's great news! @LaVeyathan666 Yeah,

I'll be moving to some GNP classes and some positional stuff like Transitions and possibly

Escapes, as well. Should be fun, can't wait to see you in class! lol.

 

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Lucas LaVey @LaVeyathan666 14m
Lol...for sure bruh! Where's @Sikblood been?

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Eaton Cox @EatonCox 16m
@LaVeyathan666 is back, too! daaaaamn! i'm missin out!

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 16m
yeeeeah! @LaVeyathan666 is back mufucka! @CKeppelrun420 @LouSYN @TonalGOAT

@BrewJitsu420 @MoDiggs @TitoHopkinsOfficial

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Tito Hopkins @TitoHopkinsOfficial 17m
Welcome back @LaVeyathan666! #SYNHOF #SYNLegend

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Sean Ripgut @SRipgut666 31m
looks like i'm late to the party...fuckers. @LaVeyathan666 good to see u back!

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Jimmy Sikblood @Sikblood 33m
U faggots gon' make me be on Twitter now!? #DaFuq? Grats @LaVeyathan666!

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Dick Offenhard
@OffenWU

@CSlaughter666 @LaVeyathan666 IS BACK SON!? AIIIIIGHT! WOOO! TIME FOR MY #OFFENPICKS YO! BURKE #UNDEFEATED! MALK N' DUB V! THESZ AND SMITH BOTH #SMELLUPSET! CROFT #BEAST, LAZ #FULLRETARD AND ZAH! ZELL N DEVO CUZ REEF IS #INJURED! AWAY, DROGO N KERSKO #CONVICTEDCOMEBACKERS! BASHI INJURED TOO SO CECE GOT IT! TAPHORN #UNDERRATED, BADYO N ANGEL #ANGELBANDWAGON! KK, WILD N MENZO TO END IT OFF! MORE S/O @GhostfaceKillah @Raekwon @WuTangClan @WuCorp @WuWear @DixonHerbush @JBomb10 @Hellbent @EatonCox #ITFL #ITFLPICKEM #CMONSON
10/13/13 7:35 PM

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Raekwon @Raekwon 5m
taphorn gon get whooped son...and damn yo shit is sloppy lookin!

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Dick Offenhard @OffenWU 6m
FUK NAW SON! TAPHORN MIGHT BE MOST UNDERRATED IN THIS WHOLE SHIT!

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Ghostface Killah @GhostfaceKillah 7m
i'm luvin that badyo pick! agree on taphorn too yo @Raekwon

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Dixon Herbush @DixonHerbush 8m
Templeton is gonna kill Wild #SweetRevenge. Grats to @LaVeyathan666

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Ed Lover @EdLoverReal 10m
C,mon son! how the fuck you gonna pick Angel and Smith, son!? You so wrong, you

almost right, get the fuck outta here, son. #dayum #gtfo

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Raekwon @Raekwon 13m
@GhostfaceKillah wait n' see...

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Dixon Herbush @DixonHerbush 13m
Gotta go with Taphorn. He's been a sleeper this whole time #NotSureHow

@Raekwon @GhostfaceKillah

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Phil Deblunt
@BrewJitsu420

ITFL picks for 2nite is: Ura, Malk, VV, Daba, Smith, Croft, Laz, Zah, Zell, Devo, Away, Drogo, Kersko, CeCe, Tap, Badyo, Angel, KK, LT & Lucky @RolenSpliffs420 @MarSosa420 @PlutoP420 @MoDiggs @TheRealBenStone @CKeppelrun420 @JBomb10 @TDouble420 @BobChong420 @MartinCristosReal #ITFL #ITFLPickem #ConvictedCrew4Life

10/13/13 7:35 PM

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Tony Harris @TDouble420 4m
watch that badyo pick. knight ain't no joke!

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 5m
@TDouble420 i'm actually taking knight in that one and i also got linker over

angel #smellanupset

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 5m
Knight has the skills to pay the bills, no doubt...goin wit @TeamConquer on dat. Yo

@TheRealBenStone any of yo upsets actually come thru homie?

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 5m

@RolenSpliffs420 hell yeah dummy! laz last week #suckah

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 5m
@RolenSpliffs420 yeah laz last time homie!

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 5m
@TheRealBenStone beat me to it.

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Ben Stone @TheRealBenStone 6m
@BrewJitsu420 lol! oh and #FreeRousamir!

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 5m
@TheRealBenStone @BrewJitsu420 my bad haha. yeah! #FreeRousamir

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Moses Diggs @MoDiggs 9m
pretty safe picks here dawg. not bad. croft, devo, cece n angel are my lockdowns of the
week. #LOTW
@RolenSpliffs420 @MarSosa420 @PlutoP420 @CKeppelrun420 @TDouble420

@BrewJitsu420 give a shout ta @BobChong420 for his fight on sunday! #FreeRousamir

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Phil DeBlunt @BrewJitsu420 10m
@MoDiggs nice locks again. @BobChong420 whoop that trick! #FreeRousamir

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Chris Karter @CKeppelrun420 12m
GL to Kersko, LT and Drogo! Also @BobChong420 #Convicted4Life #FreeRousamir

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Marcelo Sosa @MarSosa420 15m
@BobChong420 kill, kill, kill! murdah, murdah, murdah! #Convicted4Life #FreeRousamir

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Rolen Spliffs @RolenSpliffs420 16m

GOOOOOO @BobChong420 #Convicted4Life

 

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*I hadn't talked to Christian Slaughter in quite some time. In fact, I haven't spoken to him since his 2nd retirement. Since then, he has done some coaching at The Lion's Den and has done various commercials around Las Vegas and in his home town of Fargo, ND. He has also embraced the Twitter nation, using his feed for all kinds of promotions, including taking part in the ITFL Season 2 "Pick 'Em" that has Twitter blowing up every other weekend.

His name resurfaced in the TWW News recently, citing his longtime feud with Otso Jokinen, Max McRiot and NFC, in an article about Otso's legacy. I decided that it was time to get in touch with Christian once again, so I met with him over at The Lion's Den. JBomb didn't have the infamous "Back Room" anymore, but the gym was accommodating enough...*

 

Reporter: "Christian, it's been a while now, how ya been?"

 

Slaughter: "It's been great, man. I never thought I'd be happy in my post-MMA career but honestly, I'm really enjoying it."

 

Reporter: "Excellent! So you've been doing some coaching over here, this place looks great. How about you give us a rundown of the gym?"

 

Slaughter: "Oh, man...this place is so much different than Primal Concrete Gym. PCG was a state of the art, high-tech, hamster wheel of a place, haha! Plus, it was a 'ground only' gym that worked in conjunction with Bubba's Barrel of Beatdowns, the 'standup only' counterpart. The Lion's Den is a full service gym, yet it is massively stripped down. It's actually more primal than Primal was, hahaha! It's like a cross between an MMA gym, a CrossFit box, a Spartan Race, The Biggest Loser kitchen and GNC. I mean, it's just real fundamental over here...superior conditioning, functional muscle, real world agility and clean eating.

We got Jason Khalipa and Julie Foucher, both CrossFit Games veterans, for all of our MetCon and strength programs...we call it JayFit to avoid any lawsuits, haha...the Convicted Crew does all the striking classes, that's Spliffs, DeBlunt and Sosa for those who don't know. I believe that Lucas LaVey may be taking over our Muay Thai striking due to a dispute with Yoshihiro Lee, but don't quote me on that one.

We got the Helix boys, Bobby, Brad, and Bryant doing all of our wrestling classes, obviously...Brett is currently testing in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu so he will be away for a little bit. Dick Offenhard coaches out clinchwork classes and I've been doing a lot of transition work along with helping Barney Bowers with submissions.

So as you can see, JBomb brought a lot of us back in and we were glad to come back and help with the team. He really does treat everyone like family, always has, and it shows with our willingness to help out whenever needed. I mean, at this point, the dude has a driver in every city, along with a place to stay and food in his belly. Personally, I'll go to war with the guy, and I'm sure the majority of my colleagues would do the same..."

 

Reporter: "Speaking of former fighters, how do you feel about JBomb having some of these guys coach as well as fighting full-time?"

 

Slaughter: "Well, LaVey hasn't made the switch to coach yet, neither has Tito Hopkins. In fact, Tito has expressed that he has no interest in coaching once his career is over. It's great to have them back though, man. I spent so much time with these guys and we all had some great times in the gym, on the road, in the arenas, over the years. Luckily, it is now easier than ever to stay in touch with things like social media, voice chats and video chats...it's amazing."

 

Reporter: "Speaking of social media, you've really embraced Twitter recently. How did you get into that and where do you see it taking not just you, but the sport, in the near future?"

 

Slaughter: "Man, I was so against this stuff at first. You know me, man...fuck standards, fuck convention...but this is how it's done and I had to come to grips with that. LaVey was the first to hit me up about it. He told me about this ITFL thing and it sounded kind of fun. He said a lot of the old guys were able to re-connect and whatnot so I gave it a shot. What I came to realize is, if used a certain way, it can be a very powerful tool. I've been using it for several MMA shows now and also to help push some promotions of things that I feel very passionate about..."

 

Reporter: "What are some of those things?"

 

Slaughter: "Guns, freedom of speech, chicks with tattoos...you know, the usual!"...*laughs*...

 

Reporter: "I like the way you think...Okay, so ITFL Pick 'Em, do you get any prizes or anything?"

 

Slaughter: "Currently, no...we all do it for bragging rights at this point. I know Spliffs and DeBlunt are notorious for beer bets and Moses Diggs has, what he calls a 'Locks of the Week' hashtag, that highlights at least one fight from each event that he considers a guaranteed win. We all try and get some buzz going for the fights, picking and discussing upsets, locks, crazy picks, just having fun with it. These ITFL events are so great because you get to really know some of these fighters and the matchups. As the weeks go by, these matchups start getting more and more intriguing...but there's no official money involved, not through the Pick 'Em anyways."

 

Reporter: "So who are some of your picks this week?"

 

Slaughter: "Well, there's been a few fighter swaps this week so some of these fights are tough to call. It really makes it interesting now, haha! Obviously you gotta keep you eyes on Colin Croft and Tigran Badoyan, or 'Badyo' as a lot of people have been calling him. Along with James Burke, these two are really rising to the top and starting to separate as the class of the league so far.

The 2 fights I'm really interested in though, is Vincent and Warfist...I always pick Warfist, how could you not? Hahaha, but Vincent is coming off a forfeit due to Kramer not showing up. Who the hell doesn't show up for a professional fight? Seriously? I'm looking for Vincent to come out with a rage we've yet to see from him and just unleash on Warfist.

The fight I'm anticipating the most though, is Lazarus...'Full Retard' as the kids say, versus Taphorn. Now, these two here have just amazed me, week after week, just winning fights they should not be winning. I mean, basically you have the two most likely guys to upset their opponents fighting each other this week. Who the hell do you pick in that one? Hahaha! This fight is gonna be great!"

 

Reporter: "Any others that are sparking any interest?"

 

Slaughter: "Well Drogo's looked good his last few fights and Away kinda slipped up in his last fight, so that one should be a nice Main Event. Nebi makes his ITFL debut, he's just a maniac with ridiculous power, I'm curious to see how Kobashi, or 'Bashi' bounces back after his injury and I wonder if Diego Kramer will make it into town on time, hahaha! I think Julian Knight will be fine after his injury and I'm looking for Fathy, or 'Reef' to get back on track this week."

 

Reporter: "What else do you got going on this weekend?"

 

Slaughter: "Tomorrow morning, we'll be watching Herb Green take on AJ Heid out in London. Two red belts battling in a grappling organization...and then tomorrow night, I'll be cornering for Kenny Clack over at Gamma Contenders. We've been working with Kenny a lot since his last fight. Tring to get that strength up to help him get those finishes. So far, he's dominated every fight he's been in but has suffered because he can't finish them while he has them. Definitely a frustrating deal, Spliffs went through the same type of thing early in his career. I'm not sure what we're doing after that but Clack does like to party, and it's Las Vegas so who knows!"

 

Reporter: "I'm sure we'll be able to follow you on Twitter, right?"

 

Slaughter:...*laughs*..."Absolutely! Almost forgot about that, haha! You can follow me on Twitter @Cslaughter666 folks! Get those picks in and have some fun with us!"

 

Reporter: "So I have one last question...it's regarding your feud with..."

 

Slaughter: "Ugh...this again? haven't I said enough?"

 

Reporter: "Okay, so your beef with Otso was him hiding behind Max and staying in Helsinki. What about your beef with Max? or NFC for that matter?"

 

Slaughter: "Look, none of that matters now. The NFC is no more. People figured out what they were doing, it's done...I don't even have any beef with Otso anymore, that time has past, my time has past. He's the greatest Lightweight ever, period. Hell, he may even be the best overall, I don't know. That's up to everybody else to decide. JBomb used to really get under Opa's skin, though, hahaha! Those were the days, man...sadly, it didn't go down and never will. Otso just keeps on going."

 

Reporter: "Do you ever wonder what your career would look like had JBomb not retired?"

 

Slaughter: "Baaaah...I don't know. I've chilled out quite a bit, man. I mean, sure J and I have talked about that. Possible wins over Kuzuri, who is just a beast right now and one of my favorite fighters. Proud of that guy! You know, maybe fighting Lomax or hell, even Otso! Who knows...but none of that matters now. It's time for all of us to move on..."

 

Reporter: "Well, you know these things will continue to come up."

 

Slaughter: "True, that's the nature of things, and I have no problem with talking about who would beat who, I guess. It's all for fun but I just don't like bringing up past beefs that are long since squashed...it's just not worth the time, I got better things to do."

 

Reporter: "Indeed...well, thanks for your time, Christian. It was good seeing you."

 

Slaughter:...*stands up and shakes hand*..."The pleasure's all mine, don't be such a stranger. I'm always ready to talk your ear off or make some picks, man."

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ITFL Preview Week 6

Steel Penn vs. Heisenberg Fight Team

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Maubee Away (12-5) vs. Magnetic Symphony (0-6)

This fight is an interesting clash of styles as BJJ black-belt Maubee Away looks to rebound from 2 straight losses after a quick 3-0 start w/ 3 finishes in the tournament. Away doesn’t really engage in striking exchanges but instead looks to avoid his opponent’s strikes and get the fight to the mat. His opponent Magnetic Symphony is looking for not just his first win in the tournament but in his career and he’ll have a fairly good opportunity to do that in this fight. Symphony is a kick-boxer who likes to throw tons of head-kicks while looking for the knock-out. If Symphony can keep this fight standing he has an excellent chance at getting the first victory in his career. That could prove to be a tough task considering his opponents land on 75% of their takedown attempts against him. Prediction: Away by 2nd round TKO

 

 

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Steve Menzies (1-5) vs. Kirk Lazarus (6-3)

 

Steve Menzies has been shut-out thus far in the ITFL tournament and looks to get his first victory tonight when he takes on Kirk Lazarus. Both of these fighters are muay-thai strikers who throw lots of kicks to the leg and body while closing the distance to look for the knock-out. This may be one of the most even match-ups Menzies will get in this tournament so he needs to capitalize on the opportunity and end the impressive 4 fight winning streak Lazarus has going for him. Lazarus hasn’t shown tremendous knock-out power to this point in his career but with 5 KO losses for Menzies in his career you have to wonder if Kirk won’t be looking for 3 points this week. Prediction: Lazarus by 3rd round TKO

 

 

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John Lineker (8-6) vs. Aloysius Martin Thesz (8-3)

Another clash of styles in the next fight as elite MT specialist John Lineker looks to rebound from 4 straight losses in the tournament when he takes on elite wrestler and BJJ black-belt Aloysius Martin Thesz. Lineker pushes a fast pace while striking at distance throwing only kicks as he wears guys down by attacking their body and legs before unleashing brutal head kicks. Lineker has excellent power finishing 7 of his 8 career victories by TKO or knock-out. His opponent Thesz doesn’t really throw too many strikes on the feet so it’s hard to tell how skilled of a striker he actually is. Thesz instead avoids the strikes of his opponent and uses his excellent wrestling game to drag fights to the mat. Thesz lands on 68% of his career takedown attempts and if he can find that kind of success in this fight he should pull out the victory. Prediction: Thesz by Unanimous Decision

 

 

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Evgeniy Malkin (9-4) vs. Kisuke Urahara (6-5-2)

The next fight between these two teams is a match-up between two kick-boxers who have shown that they have excellent guards if you put them on their back. Urahara is 1-3-1 so far in the ITFL tournament but he’s fought some of the stiffest competition of anybody in the tournament and has looked competitive in all of his fights except the loss to Knight. His opponent Malkin is an aggressive striker who seems to lack the knock-out power to put away some of the better guys in this tournament. Malkin pushes a very fast pace and wears down his opponents with brutal leg-kicks. Malkin is also a BJJ black-belt who’s shown excellent submission ability in his career so don’t be surprised if he mixes things up and gets this one to the ground in search of the submission finish. Prediction: Malkin by Unanimous Dec

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Dmitry Borschev (9-3) vs. Diego Kramer (6-5)

Diego Kramer is still seeking his first win of the tournament after jumping out to a quick 6-1 start in his career. The jump in competition seems to have come just a little too soon for Kramer who’s gone 0-4 with 1 no-contest thus far. He is a well-rounded striker who mixes up his punches and kicks equally and possesses good knock-out power in his hands finishing all 6 of his career wins by TKO. His task doesn’t get any easier tonight cause his opponent Dmitry Borschev appears to be the better kick-boxer on paper. Borschev also has good power in his hands with all 9 of his career victories also coming by TKO or knock-out. Prediction: Borschev by 1st round TKO

 

 

Team Syndicate vs. Team Kaiser

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Vitali Kersikov (5-4) vs. El Pintos (3-3)

This fight is a match-up between two strikers who both are dead even in the individual standings with 9 points at the half-way point. Kersikov has won three straight fights and looks be clicking with his manager at the moment which could spell trouble for El Pintos. Vitali is an elite muay-thai specialist with brutal knock-out power in his hands and feet finishing all 5 of his victories by TKO or knock-out. Kersikov has looked impressive dispatching his last 3 opponents in the very first round. El Pintos isn’t quite in the class of Kersikov in the striking department and has yet to show us any offensive wrestling so he could be in trouble in this fight. El Pintos may have to rely on his knock-out power to carry him through this fight but Kersikov has never been knocked out so it may do him no good. Prediction: Kersikov by 1st round TKO

 

 

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Bawit Daba (5-2-1) vs. Joseph Shoznes (3-3)

A fight between two kick-boxers in this one and it looks like Joseph Shoznes is the superior striker on paper with a significant advantage in muay-thai while giving up a slight edge in the boxing department. Daba will have a 12cm reach advantage in this fight however and could have the equalizer with brutal knock-out power in his hands. Both of these fighters have finished all of their victories by TKO or knock-out. Both of these guys have 2 wins at the mid-way point in the season with Daba having 1 draw on his record as well. Shoznes has lost 3 fights in total but 2 of those were to two of the three undefeated fighters left in the season so he’s hung in there with the top guys. I give Shoznes the edge if this thing makes it to the judges. Prediction: Shoznes by Unanimous Dec

 

 

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Kenta Kobashi (11-1) vs. Silent Bob (8-6)

Kenta Kobashi is 11-1 in his career with his only defeat being while injured so we have yet to see anybody truly beat him when he’s at his best. Silent Bob possesses a slight boxing advantage in this fight but isn’t nearly the same caliber kick-boxer as Kobashi who averages close to 54 kick attempts per fight during his career. Kobashi will look to stick to form and push a relentless pace and try to slow down the big heavyweight by chopping him down. Silent Bob has a slight reach advantage and brutal knock-out power and is a much bigger man than Kobashi so he will likely be swinging for the fences hoping to knock him out. Prediction: Kobashi by 2nd round TKO

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Zell Griever (10-4) vs. Lance Templeton (5-2)

This is one of the best match-ups this week between two talented strikers who both possess excellent knock-out power. Griever is 10-4 in his career with 9 knockout wins but is a surprising 2-3 in the tournament with decision losses to Beckett, Fatu and Colin Croft. All three of those fighters possessed a muay-thai advantage on Griever and were able to out-strike him by slowing him down with their kicks. Templeton has the same advantage and this match-up should favor him but the 38cm reach advantage possessed by his opponent could be troublesome if he can’t get in range to hit Griever. Prediction: Griever by Unanimous dec

 

 

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Hamad Al Zahran (9-6) vs. Conan Drogo (12-4)

Next on the card we have another great match-up between two talented strikers coming out of really solid camps. Al Zahran is a muay-thai specialist who is giving up a significant amount of weight to his opponent so he should instead look to use his speed to get in and out while leading with kicks. Al Zahran is just 2-3 so far in the tournament with 2 of his 3 losses coming by TKO including last week against points leader Badoyan. His opponent Conan Drogo is an excellent boxer and has vicious knock-out power finishing 11 of his 12 career victories by TKO or knock-out. That power of Drogo could be the difference in this fight because Ethan knows how to make the most of his heavy-handed big men. Prediction: Drogo by 1st round TKO

 

 

Team Hells Balls vs. Team BHP

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Luke Doomsday (8-5) vs. Lance Kilkenny (5-2)

On paper this is the biggest mismatch between these two teams and it looks like Kilkenny should run away with this fight. Doomsday is a good boxer and can probably hang with Kilkenny in that department but Lance possesses a significant muay-thai advantage and his versatility could be problematic for Doomsday. If I were Luke I would look to set up my takedowns and get this fight to the ground as early as possible in order to wear down his opponent. He does have good offensive wrestling ability landing on 40% of his career takedown attempts. Kilkenny has only stuffed 50% of his opponent’s takedown attempts in his career so that is a potential weakness that Doomsday may be able to exploit. Prediction: Kilkenny by 2nd round TKO

 

 

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Sharif Fathy (7-5) vs. Jared Wild (6-4)

A clash of two big hitters in the heavyweight division is the next fight up. Wild has very good boxing and even better muay-thai and holds an edge in both areas over Fathy. If Wild keeps this thing standing he should have no problem out-striking his opponent and likely knock him out before the final bell. Fathy has very good wrestling skills but has never gotten a fight to the ground with a takedown despite a few attempts. Wild only has a blue-belt in BJJ so if Fathy manages to put him on his back he should conceivably have a significant advantage on the ground. Wild should be cautious and not completely under-estimate Fathy on the feet because he does possess ridiculously good knock-out power and is capable of catching almost anyone in the heavyweight division. Prediction: Wild by 1st round TKO

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