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Interview of Revolution Island Fighter

"Big Mac" RJ MacReady

 

 

 

TS: Taco has a few questions for you guy are you ready to Talk To Taco?

 

RJ: Oh man, Taco! Taco wants to talk to me? That is great, I can't believe I'm on the radar, you know, when I made it out of Antarctica, I never expected to be the talk of the town!

 

 

TS: Have you found a gym so that you can get big a buff like taco?

 

 

RJ: When it comes to my gym, and my training, hardcore as it is, I've chosen to stick with my team, my promotion Revolution, and its brother gym.

They have great circuits, and the kind of sparring that reminds me of the days testing my bunkmates with my favorite flamethrower.

I dont know if anybody can be as buff as you Taco!

 

 

 

TS: Taco likes this guy!

 

TS: Did you know that every body loves Taco Stiffy?

 

RJ: And you ask if everybody knows Taco Stiffy? Thats silly.

 

Back when me and my home boy Childs would sneak off to the Caterpillar and listen to 1 of two stations - Taco Stiffy, and Norwegian talk radio.

You know we kept that dial tuned man.

 

 

TS: Talk To Taco is #1 on the radio every where! well every where that has a radio!

 

 

TS:What do you think of the Island clothing stores ?

Is there a certain type of style you would like to see?

Did you get A Everybody loves Taco shirt before they sold out?

 

 

RJ: Man there are decent t-shirts. I'm currently rocking Darkness clothing, but to be honest, it;s not what's on the outside.

 

I'm a guy who was cut off from society for long periods of time.
I'm kind of not interested in fashion.

 

Oh man! Taco t-shirts? I must of been late to the party,,, because damn, I'd snag one!

 

 

TS: Taco Tees sold out in 10 mins !

 

 

TS: What do you think of the island orgs so far?

 

 

RJ: The island organizations?

 

I have to say my friend Roco Milstown is running a great program.

I'm fighting 185 right now in the org.

 

I love the steep competition, I would say our 185 division will test anyone out there.

My last fight against Garrett Brown, I will say he is a true fighter, and will test anyone in the division.

 

Besides my own organization, I know there is another similar promotion, and a Kick-Boxing one as well, but right now I'm focused on dominating my own division before the finals come around in the future.

 

 

TS: To follow up on the last question how much do previews and reviews matter to you? Do you look at the event posters? Taco likes posters!

 

 

RJ: I won't lie, a great summary is the cherry on a good fight.

 

 

I know that as a Revolution fighter, we have the best commentators, whether it be fight color man of the night, or the post-fight commentary man.

 

I love posters too, they can spark something if it touches home... you know.. hits home, like eating canned food when the snow piles six feet in the air... oh sorry... where was I.

 

 

TS:Is there anybody on the island you don't like?

 

 

RJ: I have no problem with anyone on the Island. I see all this muck that gets thrown between competitors, and I don't get it.

 

I have certain strengths, you have certain strengths, the other guy is strong in other areas.

Why must we throw shade when at the end of the day it's all about merit.

How good are you against the next guy. On the Island, aren't we all in this together almost?

all on the same playing field?

 

 

 

TS:Have you Been to Taco's Tiki Bar and Grill ? If you go order The Big Stiffy they are great!

 

 

RJ: I've never had a Big Stiffy but will make sure to grab one once the Island shakes out.

 

TS:Is there anything you want to say to the fighters on the island?

or your Fans? or Both?

 

RJ:I want to wish everyone on the Island good luck,and may the best man the win.Train your man, slide those sliders If they're good, I hope to see them in the cage.
That's all I can say,

 

 

R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost number 31

 

TS:Well That is It interview over there is only one last thing to do!


Smile pretty for Taco!!

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Today on Talk to Taco Kingston Brown

 

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TS: Talk To Taco!! With everybody's favorite guy Taco Stiffy!! Taco has a few questions for you guy are you ready to Talk To Taco?

 

KB: Yeah! Lets Do This!

 

TS:Have you found a gym so that you can get big a buff like taco?

 

KB: Yeah, I got an invite to go and train at the KING OF PAIN with some of the best fighters that are here on the Island. Its been a great experience for me and I have really learned a lot so far.

 

It is great atmosphere in there and all they guys keep things fun. Hell in the morning training session we all get there a little early and have a dance party.

 

TS:Did you know that every body loves Taco Stiffy?

 

KB: When I decided to come be apart of this Island season the thing I was looking forward to most was meeting the infamous Taco Stiffy.

I had heard a lot about you from a few guys back home. I hope its all true!

 

TS:What do you think of the Island clothing stores ?

 

So far the only clothes I have bought have been from Darkness Clothing, which has some great clothing. However my next clothing purchase will be from Hellraiser Clothing as they are now my main sponsor.

 

TS: Is there a certain type of style you would like to see?

 

KB: Honestly id love to see some tank tops available, it get real hot here on the Island.

 

TS: Did you get A Every body loves Taco shirt before they sold out?

 

KB: No I didn't even see them on the shelves.

 

TS:What do you think of the island orgs so far?

 

KB: Revolution has treated me well so far. As far as those other guys, who cares. Revolution is where its at!

 

TS:To follow up on the last question how much do previews and reviews matter to you? Do you look at the event posters? Taco likes posters!

 

KB: Honestly I don't read the previews as to me they don't matter. I know what I need to do and what I'm going to do to my opponent.

 

The reviews are nice so I can read someone describe the slaughter I put my opponents through. As far as posters, I mean I can't miss them, they are plastered all over town.

 

TS:Is there anybody on the island you don't like?

 

KB: The only person I don't like is whoever my next opponent is at any given time. I tape their picture to my heavy bag at my gym.

 

TS:Have you Been to Taco's Bar and Grill ? If you go order

 

The Big Stiffy they are great!

 

KB: I haven't been yet but I do love a good Taco. Let's go get some after this interview.

TS: Taco eats free ! good thing to because Taco loves Tacos we go when we done here yes!

TS:Is there any thing you want to say to the fighters on the island?or your Fans? or Both?

 

KB: To other fighters, while I may be nice and friendly out on the streets and beaches, be ready. If we meet in the cage, I'll pound your face in. And to my fans, I love you all.

You're the reason I train so hard. It's not about the fame or the money. Although money would be nice.

 

My fans are everything to me. Seeing all them out there with my Kingston signs at the events drives me to fight harder.

 

TS:Well That is It interview over there is only one last thing to do!Smile pretty for Taco!!

 

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TS:Thats a great smile!!

 

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whoops, my bad, thought it was the nutrition company that just showed up on the Island. Nevermind, move along :D

 

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James "Sully" McGuiness (237725)

(Participant of The Island Season 2. Former MMA and KT Fighter.

Owner of Sully's Bar & Grill)

I think you may have gotten The Sully Show

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and it's connection to the best nutrition company Sully's Bar & Grill mixed up.

Easy mistake to make. Good luck with your show. I like the original name you came up with.

(PS: Shop at Sully's)

Until next time,

Train hard :training2:

Fight hard :boxing:

Play hard :drunk:

And of course,

Stay Classy

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This broadcast of Talk to Taco was made possible by Taco's Tiki Bar&Grill home of the big stiffy!

 

 

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Before you watch the show Taco wants every body to know that this guy was pm taco emailing taco he called taco's manager begging for taco to talk to him then when we did the show he was very mean to Taco Stiffy!Taco thinks he did not take his meds today.

 

 

 

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Today on Talk to Taco we have "Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco

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He is a Revolution Island fighter who just made his pro debut at Revolution Island night 1.

 

 

 

TS: Mr.Greco welcome to talk to Taco

 

GG: Thanks a lot man.

 

 

TS: Giovanni Greco Taco wants to know are you the Don of The Greco Mafia family one of the most influential Mafia clans in Sicily and Calabria ?

 

GG: You're too ignorant to be an interviewer. Greco family is just a normal family in Florence which did shipping business in the past.

 

I am not involved in any Mafia shit, alright?

I'm just a fan of Mafia game series and just want to be like them, next question

 

(Taco Stiffy pauses for a min looking down at his papers thinking what is wrong with this guy?)

 

TS: Also Taco wants to know what is a Mafia clan?

 

 

GG:Go Google it, they are not cavemen.

 

TS: Taco is part of the STiFFY clan ! but i am not Don

i am Taco!

You just turn pro and had your first fight beating a fighter who many pick to win what your thoughts on that?

 

 

GG: What the actual fuck is Stiffy clan? And do you think I care?

My only thought on my first MMA win is it proved nothing.

I deserve better. Don't you think it's funny that I just beat an imposter of a bum?

What is the point of this shit huh?

 

TS: Why are you wearing a bulletproof vest for ?

 

GG: It's a cute question and if you're a 4 year old kid I would be happy to answer it. The reason I wear a bullet proof vest is because I want to protect myself from bullet anytime, alright?

 

God knows if the Island has any gun control shit. And I ask you why did your mom tell you not to talk to stranger when you're a kid?

You know that fucking answer!

 

 

(Taco don't know that is why he ask)

 

TS: Taco don't like guns ! how is training going so far ?

 

GG: Yeah you don't like guns, like I give a fuck. My training is too good. I've been running around the Island like crazy. Next question.

 

TS: If you could fight anybody in the world who would you fight?

 

GG:I'll fight your mom, then your dad, then I'll beat up every stupid looking mofos around the street in US, at the end of the day, I'll fight your mom.

 

TS: So your dream fight is a 80 year old woman in a nursing home?

 

GG: Next question.

 

TS: When the season ends what will everybody think of Giovanni Greco?

 

GG: When the season ends, people will either ejaculate or squirt depends on the gender to celebrate my success.

 

(taco thinking did he just say he don't know what gender he is?)

 

TS: Taco watched Tmz the other night and they said you where stalking Quincy "The Big" Queef is that true?

 

GG: It's absurd. Why in the fuck am I stalking a man with vagina?

A man who named himself after his mother?

A man who called the big queef? What the fuck? I won't stalk him and I hope I never heard of him.

He's the most disgusting human being I've ever seen in my life.

 

TS: Taco thinks that that guy looks funny And his last name is Queef and says to you smell what the big queef is cooking!! Taco don't want to smell that do you ?

 

GG: Do you know how much wisdom your question has?

The only thing I like to smell is whatever that smells good.

Does queef smell good? Huh? Do you want me to stick a gun in your ass?

 

TS:(This guy is talking about ass and sticking thing and he don't like the way lady parts smell ?)

 

 

TS: Well ok ok but that is not what Tmz said !everybody knows that those guys won't lie they are the news!

Mr.Greco is there anything you wish to add ?

 

GG: I want to add a bullet inside your mouth. You stupid piece of shit who called yourself after Taco Bell where useless fat scrubs belong. Fuck Taco Bell, fuck you, fuck these questions with my 2 inch dick!

 

(Taco thinking- now taco know's why he is so mean ! His lil guy is a real lil guy !)

 

TS: well Mr.Greco that is it ! Thank you sir

and with that said there is only one thing left to do!!

Smile Pretty for Taco!!!

NEWS UPDATE

TMZ was telling the truth after the show Mr.Greco was seen peeping in the widows of the big Queef and he had his pants down but he was not taking a pee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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James "Sully" McGuiness (237725)

(Participant of The Island Season 2. Former MMA and KT Fighter.

Owner of Sully's Bar & Grill)

I think you may have gotten The Sully Show

http://i.imgur.com/yPwBr4L.png

and it's connection to the best nutrition company Sully's Bar & Grill mixed up.

Easy mistake to make. Good luck with your show. I like the original name you came up with.

(PS: Shop at Sully's)

Until next time,

Train hard :training2:

Fight hard :boxing:

Play hard :drunk:

And of course,

Stay Classy

:shades:

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Taco wants Mr.Sully to no he is a big fan of the The Sully Show !

and when Taco heard

Sully's Bar & Grill had moved off of the island to London
It made Taco Sad!
Then Taco say's the island fighters need to eat !
And opened
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Taco Say's to remember That Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Smile pretty for taco
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NEWS UPDATE

TMZ was telling the truth after the show Mr.Greco was seen peeping in the widows of the big Queef and he had his pants down but he was not taking a pee!

Greco told you to go fuck yourself for making up a story like this.
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Hello everybody!

This is everybody favorite guy Taco Stiffy!

Today on Talk to Taco we have one of the best looking prospects on the island so far this season.

 

Cloud Strife

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Cloud Strife is off to a fast start he is 4-0 and looks like he may be the best heavyweight on the Island!

He is also the man who made Taco's 0 go!

 

 

TS: MR. Cloud welcome to Talk to Taco!

 

CS: Thanks’ happy to be here.

 

TS: I want to start by letting you know Taco don't like you sir!

What do have to say to Taco now?

 

CS: I don't give a shit really. Knocking people out is the name of the game when it comes to the Heavyweights and quite frankly I was questioning your intentions when you tried hugging my nuts.

 

TS: Taco is still hurt from our fight!

I still have 4 more days before I can fight that’s not nice!

Taco just wanted to choke you not hurt you or grab your nuts Taco don’t like nuts!

 

Well Taco will do this right This is a Talk show so it doesn’t matter if I no like you.

Taco will do his job

 

 

so with four fights in the books have you had time to train?

 

CS: Sure have. After I cave in my opponent's skulls I get to have a nice rest session just lying on the beach and I'm ready to get back in the gym already.

Just been basic shit for now but after I waste another guy in my 5th fight I'll be looking to move out of the QFC's and into the Revolution Island cage and leave no doubt who the toughest motherfucker is on the Island.

 

TS: Toughest motherfucker on the island you might be right there but Taco is the prettiest by far all the ladies love Taco! That’s why they call taco LLT!

 

Do you see a fighter on the island that you think might put up a bigger fight?

 

CS: Not worried about anybody here.

 

Fact is every other HW currently in the top 10 rankings have only had one fight.

I've been into war 4 times. More than anybody else in the entire Island and I've left a path of destruction in my wake.

 

This next guy, Zyd Xyd. He is my toughest challenger because he at least has the balls to step into a cage with me which is more than I can say for any of those assholes.

 

Heck even you.

I may think you got dropped on your head and then dropkicked into a brick wall but you at least got in the cage with me and that takes guts.

 

I'm expecting to beat every opponent within 2 rounds for the entirety of the season.

 

TS: Lol Taco's mom dropped Taco all the time when he was a baby !

 

Up next is

 

Tacos Take Down!!!

Taco will asked you 5 fast Question

answer with the first thing that pops in your head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TS. last year on the island we witness the birth of an island legend

will there be one this season?

 

CS: I sincerely hope you mean Tommy Thundercunt. 16-0. Tied for the record.

The only people who are worth giving a damn about in terms of what they did on The Island

Are General Tso, my predecessor Sephiroth Jenova, and The Thundercunt family.

There might be a few new legends. I don't really pay much attention to other divisions though so I can't really give a 100% prediction.

 

Ts. I will ask you again will there be one this season? and are you that guy?

 

CS: Damn fucking right I am. Whole point of me doing QFC's is to establish dominance early and I am gunning for that 16-0 record.

 

Ts: What are your thoughts on MR. Thunder*unt ?

 

CS: Tommy Thundercunt 16-0 It's something I am hoping to topple during my stay on The Island but I have to give credit.

Tommy is the standard bearer for the HW division going forward.

 

Ts. You are warming up to Taco uhh? Its ok everybody loves Taco!

 

CS: Uh, eww. You're gross. Don't touch me.

 

TS: what its call the Taco Tickle!

 

We heard your manager Grant Brophy is a big fan of the Talk to Taco Show is that true?

 

CS: He thinks it's a tragic show considering it took this long for me to be on it.

 

TS: can Taco train with you?

 

CS: No you can't. And I swear if I find out it's you who keeps looking through my window while I’m changing into my Darkness clothing, why you can buy at any time on The Island I might add, I’ll have you leaving The Island in a medical helicopter.

 

TS: Is there anything you want to add?

 

CS: I’m calling out every single HW on The Island to step up and actually give me a challenge. I’ll be here and waiting.

 

 

TS: Thank you MR. Cloud Strife for being on the show

 

CS: ok Taco let go I have to go!!!

 

TS :my guy in the back tells me we are trending through the roof and this will be the highest rated show so far!

 

Well that’s a wrap folks only one thing left to do

 

Smile pretty for taco

 

 

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I am BACK!!!

Taco is back again

this time with the man himself

MR.Brock Lesnar 265 lbs champion -of rev island

best heavy-weight on the island this season

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Taco: Brock are you ready to talk to taco?




Brock: Shit let's just get this over with.



Taco: How has island life been treating you Brock?




Brock: Listen hear i am white boy and i am jacked it treats me great



Taco: What are your thoughts on the island season this year?



Brock: I have only one thought winning



Taco:Is there any fighter that can beat you in a fight on this island?



Brock: everyone can lose but know one can beat me

Taco: Huh?

Brock: Did you eat paint chips as kid boy? the only way i lose is if i beat myself



Taco: a rumor is going around that you where knock-out in training by Macho man is that true?

taco no Mr .Man he hurt taco!



Brock: Do you Believe everything you hear? here is what i do know he knock you plum retarded



Taco: True or false you will fight stick with rev-island all season


Brock: True the owner knows my worth.





Taco: True or false you love taco's big stiffy




Brock: Get the fuck out of here fruit cake

Taco: Taco likes fruit cake !

Brock: you would i bet taco likes lots of stupid shit.



Taco: So how is rev-island treating you?



Brock: like a king i am still at rev island so that tells you i am happy.


Taco: well that's all the time we have Mr.Brock thanks for being on talk to taco

is there any thing you want to say?





Brock: I got nothing else to say burrito

Taco: It's Taco

Brock: is there a difference



Taco: See you next time on talk to taco go get a big stiffy



Smile pretty for taco!!

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