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Yurmommy, rising up from the ashes of Kolmanskop.

 

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Deep within the Namib desert, 10 kilometers inland from port town Lüderitz lies a small ghost town.
Named after transport driver Johnny Coleman, Kolmanskop used to be a tiny mining village, where people from all over the world came to try and mine for diamonds.

It was in 1908 that a worker found a big diamond, who then showed it to his supervisor, a german railway-inspector.
Smart as he was, he locked the place down and it became a settlement for German miners.
For about 30 years, the new villagers worked hard and earned a shitload of money. When the site was almost depleted and a new settlement was created further south, only one two people stayed behind. They were convinced that there was more to find than people saw at first sight. Husband and wife worked their asses off, but never found anything worthy a dime anymore.
The lack of food, water and the excruciating heat made them a lost cause. Their bodies were never found, but given the situation they were in, it is impossible that they could have lived for more than 60years.

It was during the winter of 1995, that something special happened in Lüderitz.

A child with big affro hair and a stubble above his lip, no older than two years of age, knocked on the door of a lonely housewife.
She stood in shock and quickly let the kid into his house. It stumbled a few words ' Ghosts, sand, Kolmanskop,...'.
From then on out, she took care of the little one and nursed it as if it was her own.

When he had his 5th birthday, she took him to city hall and decided to name him.
It was from that day on, that he would go through life as ' Eyeam Yurmommy'. Nobody knows what exactly she drank that morning, maybe some sour goat milk, but that name would stick with him for the rest of his life.

As soon as his first chesthair started growing proudly, he decided to make the travel to Namibia's capital, Windhoek.
It was a long and strenuous walk, 683 kilometers in total, mostly through the brutal Namib Desert.

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(Footage of Yurmommy his walk through the Namib Desert, at a time when selfies were not invented yet.)

Never even having seen a shower or television before, it was an absolute shock for Eyeam when he arrived in the capital.
It was his first 'meeting' with civilization and he was absolutely clueless. Nothing could have prepared him for this strange world he had arrived in.

For the first few weeks, he just wandered through the city, eating from dumpsters behind restaurants and using the public fountains to clean himself up every now and then.


He slowly started getting used to his new way of life and decided that he needed work. Eyeam walked into one of the restaurants he used to eat behind and asked for a job as a waiter. He was small, insecure and not ideal for the job, but they felt sorry for him.

It is not that he didn't like his job, but he hated the tourists. They always found a way to show that they were better than him, what left him infuriated after most of his shifts. In an attempt to lower his temper, he joined a local MMA-gym at age 18.

It was that same month, that a famous manager from Europe had made his way to Namibia, in an attempt to find some new foreign talent. Going from local gym to local gym, he had been thoroughly dissapointed so far.
That was until he saw Eyeam Yurmommy training.
His exact words were ' Sign him, whatever amount of money it takes!' . That was Yurmommy his last day in Namibia.

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(Bjorn O'Donnel his jet, minutes before take-off from International Airport Hosea Kutako)

Eyeam Yurmommy has been fighting and training of Bjorn his elite gym ever since, altough he moved to another private elite gym a few months ago, 'Little Lebowski Urban Achievers'. The high-tech facilities are managed by legendary manager Billy Arseworth himself and nothing is too much effort for him. Huge thank you Billy!

After a decent start in a tournament for youngsters, he has turned himself into a nearly unstoppable midget machine at Daredevils MMA.

He is basically a 150cm fireball with multiple options to finish the fight anytime he likes.

His most famous quote is " Eyeam Yurmommy, when I say you sleep, you sleep."

Underneath you can find his professional record so far:

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Don't forget to tune in on 20/01/2018 to Daredevils Television Live Broadcast, as Yurmommy puts his title on the line against Hilary Trump ! He is on a 4 fight winning streak with 3 finishes and won 6 of his last 7.

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That's the type of challengers that he likes!

Allrounders with big KO power and a huge height advantage.

Let them stick their chin out and they will feel his midget power, just like Penn and Manuel did in his last two bouts.

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Yurmommy is coming to throw bombs again and see if you can keep standing tall !

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Eyeam Yurmommy Vs Hillary Trump is gonna be a war, two war horses that are always looking for a finish.

 

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Eyeam Yurmommy

No judges needed.

I am death serious about meeting Trump in the middle of the octagon and attack him at full force until either the ref takes me off or I die.

There is a big need for finishers at the top level and I plan to keep proving that being short and light does not mean that you can't stop your opponent.

#Yurmommy #MidgetPower

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I love THIS! I know it's not for everyone and some people just like to play the game in a straight forward fashion but I wish more people made usage of backstories and stuff like this with their fighters. Kudos!

 

You and I homie :)

 

This is actually my favorite part of the game lol :)

 

edit: Oh my fucking lord, who the fuck made Hillary Trump a Mara Salvatrucha cholo gang banger? wtf

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Eyeam Yurmommy

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Grrrr, the preview writer for my next big fight in a few days claimed that:

1) Trump is better at everything than me and

2) that the fight will go five rounds.

Twice wrong.

 

First of all, I would for example serve way better as baby Jesus at Christmas than Trump.

Secondly, who da fuck needs judges? If this fight goes to the judges, then I did something wrong. Trump his head is coming of, or a limb, either of those two options and that is it.

 

Lets make midget-MMA great again!

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Eyeam Yurmommy

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After my dissapointing loss against Trump, I was set up for a superfight offer against a legend, Underestimated Dillashaw Junior.

Too bad for me, his name is actually not a joke. I used a stupid gameplan and paid the price for it.

Coming of two consecutive losses, I decided that it was time to take things serious again.

Don't worry though my fans, I'm a phoenix after all...!

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En route to a new title shot, I dominated both Dutroux and The Prophet in impressive fashion.

On 28/04/2018, the time had come for me to face Trump in a long-awaited rematch.
I was superexcited and wanted to showcase the improved version of myself.
The fight started out with a rather close round, but it did not go to the third round.
I finished Trump ( first finish loss in his career! ) with a smooth guillotine!

So now, I'm numero uno again and the and only Daredevils 135lbs champ!!

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BRING IT ON !

PS: Someone please tell Da Slva that he will be losing his 135lbs crown soon.
If he will lose it in a direct fight with me, or indirectly by me going to the top and he going down, that is up to him.
Should he want to fight, he knows where to find me, the real king of midgets!

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png

Eyeam Yurmommy

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20170710020542FullSizeR.jpg

15-4-1

After my dissapointing loss against Trump, I was set up for a superfight offer against a legend, Underestimated Dillashaw Junior.

Too bad for me, his name is actually not a joke. I used a stupid gameplan and paid the price for it.

 

Coming of two consecutive losses, I decided that it was time to take things serious again.

Don't worry though my fans, I'm a phoenix after all...!

26e716b5641c8b7b5a0987fbfa64026f756d39e5

En route to a new title shot, I dominated both Dutroux and The Prophet in impressive fashion.

On 28/04/2018, the time had come for me to face Trump in a long-awaited rematch.

I was superexcited and wanted to showcase the improved version of myself.

The fight started out with a rather close round, but it did not go to the third round.

I finished Trump ( first finish loss in his career! ) with a smooth guillotine!

So now, I'm numero uno again and the and only Daredevils 135lbs champ!!

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BRING IT ON !

PS: Someone please tell Da Slva that he will be losing his 135lbs crown soon.

If he will lose it in a direct fight with me, or indirectly by me going to the top and he going down, that is up to him.

Should he want to fight, he knows where to find me, the real king of midgets!

Yo Aylib you see this shit? Bjorn is apparently the king of midgets ????
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There is difference. Aylib is the king of midget fighters, Bjorn is the king of midgets. You can call him Gimli.

 

 

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Yoo 'King' , where is Da Silva, your ducking queen?

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When did I say I dont wanna fight you, you actual retard?

 

When did you say you actually want to fight Yurmommy, you actual retard?

 

So tell me, what will your excuse be to not have to fight Yurmommy next?

Because Da Silva is on holiday, you have maternity leave, Trump is president,... ? Surprise me :mf_popcorn1:

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