Posted 21 July 2018 - 11:29 PM
Interview provided by host Douche McBaggins.
Douche: Ladies and gentlemen, Douche McBaggins here at Xtreme Fighting Systems located in bumfuck, America to speak with a Vicious Dutch Striker by the name of Semmy Cobb. He will be defending his CCF Heavyweight title against Jake Butler on the 28th. How is it going Semmy?
Semmy : It's been a grueling couple of weeks on the mat Douchy, I know my opponent is a world class wrestler so Ive been putting in work.
Douche: that's great mate, I saw your last fight where you won that belt congrats. What can you say about Ruas.
Semmy: That guy has no quit in him and a chin of gold. I would have liked to continue the fight thoug but it was out of my control.
Douche: Yes he was a warrior out there. Next up you will be defending your belt against a guy you have already beaten by destroying him in the first round. How do you see this sequel ending?
Semmy: Jake is no joke the guy is coming off a impressive fight where he was on the winning end of a first round KO. Only problem for him is he won't take me down like he did Thiago.
Douche: Any changes with your camp for this fight.
Semmy: Big changes douche, I have been Training at Xtreme Fighting Systems since my last fight. Big Ballz Harris my kickboxing coach has showed me some very interesting strikes.
Douche: Big Ballz, that guy is a little creepy. How about your grappling surely you brought in some talent for that?
Semmy : Nope just Big Ballz.
Douche: Mate this place is in the middle of no where, what would bring you here?
Semmy: Yes it's off the grid for sure, but I insisted on the move here. No distractions.
Douche: That is very true. You never really answered the question I asked earlier, how do you see the fight ending?
Semmy: Alright, I expect Jake is gonna try a different approach and he may have some success. It's a fight anything can happen. Here you go though I will finish him in the very first round by way of the first ever spinning backflip reverse donkey kick.
Douche: Did Big Ballz teach you that?
Semmy: No, this I taught myself. Let me show you how it works Douche my man?
Douche: OK, OK I know when it's time to go, no Backflippy spinner donkey kicks for me, mate.
Douche: This has been Douche McBaggins, see you at the fight