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Preview by Douche McBaggins

 

Let there be Madness!!! once again yours truly Douche "The Ladies 3rd choice" McBaggins is here as we get a inside look at Madness 6, the Bantamweight Clowny Cup. The opening round of the Bantamweight cup is at front and center but thats not all fans. There is another red-hot tournament opening up this weekend as well the much anticipated League of Madness will kick off. The Top two picks will go head to head as Team Camara's Mohammed Kahn faces Team Alex K's Felix Silva. Do not blink either as the four quarter final matchups for the 135 Clowny cup take the Main Stage, shit is gonna be off the rails. Let us Begin with The League of Madness matchup that will be kicking off the Main Card.

 

 

 

League of Madness Week 1 Opening fight

 

Team Camara Team Alex K

Lebanon.png Mohammed Kahn (1-0-0) vs Brazil.png Felix Silva (0-1-0)

Managed By Chris Karter Managed by Jake Fury

Convicted Inc. The Stepdad's

 

This training continues at the Madness Mansion where 16 205 lb fighters will vie for the Madness Light-heavyweight Title. Unfortunately these two youngsters are thrown to the cage first as Coach Camara has invested his first Matchup into the young Lebanese fight Mohamed Kahn, and he looks to shatter the mood for team Alex K by sending his #1 pick home in Felix Silva. There was a voter pole conducted and as of now Kahn is a slight favorite, although Felix took a nice lead at the start.

I could talk about these two lads all day but there are time restraints unfortunately so lets try to do this quickly.

 

Mohammed comes into this 1-0 winning his MMA debut by a stunning 35 second Submission. Kahn a former Commando fighter and Rebel Leader of a unconfirmed gang out of Lebanon stands in at 188 cm in height. Mohammed now resides in Los Angeles where he trains alongside some great fighters such as Orlando Diggs at Convicted Fight Club ran by Former #1 Manager Chris Karter. In the other corner Team Alex K's # 1 pick Felix Silva who is 0-1 currently lossing his debut by submission, let us note though there was a huge age advantage in this matchup. Felix was born in Rio de Janeiro Brazil and is under Management with a former #1 Manager Jake Fury, he also has made the move to LA and is training at Sanctuary which is ran by his Manager.

 

Bottom Line: Both of these fighters look to be Heavy Handed so look for some Atomic bombs to be thrown in this one. Covicted vs Stepdads, Team Camara vs Team Alex K, Kahn vs Silva what a fan-flippin-tastic way to kick of this Main Card.

 

Bantamweight CC Quarter Final match #1

 

South_Korea.pngTae "The Man From Nowhere" Shik Cha (8-3-0) vs Japan.png"Japanese Hawk" Mamoru Takamura (2-2-0)

Managed by Scottie too Hottie Mangaed by Scottie too Hottie

Vendetta Vendetta

 

Moving on now to the Clowny Cup feature and kicking it off with a bang we will see two teamates take to the cage both training out of Scotty's yard which is ran by Scottie too Hottie. "Japenese Hawk" will square off with "The Man From Nowhere" in late change in plans. Originally Shik Cha was supposed to face another fighter who seemingly retired as soon as the bout was announced, and with little time to find a new opponent In walked Heavy handed scrapper Mamoru who had no problem what so ever facing his sparring partner.

 

Tae is a former Lawless fight club Featherweight champion and his good KO power as well as a great chin. Shik Cha stands in at 178cm and will be weighing inn around the 135 lb mark. Tae's most Notable Victory was against Zaran Daranbolt whom he defeated with a late first round KO finish. Mamoru a former Kickboxer and Grappler has since converted to MMA where he has been a little more successful. Takamura stands in at 175 cm and also will be tipping the scales at the 135 limit. In his young MMA career Mamoru landed his biggest victory in his Debut wherehe finished Sergey Burenkov in just 43 seconds with a one punch Knock out.

 

Bottom Line: Both of these guys know each other very well and they are both fully capable of landed the big KO punch, Mamoru though tough is giving up a significant experience advantage for what its worth.

 

Bantamweigh Clowny Cup match #2

 

North_Korea.png Gun Seok Bak (9-3-0) vs Canada.png Lou Nahtic (23-37-1)

Managed by Joe River Managed by Derek Brandon

Evil Empire No Alliance

 

In are second Quarterfinal of the evening we will see a former Title holder in Gun Seok Bak face off with a 3 time title challenger in Lou Nahtic. Both of these fighters will be making there Madness MMA debut and have a wealth of experience between them. Bak is coming into this as the #1 seed while Nahtic the # 8.

 

Gun is a former Korean People's Army Special Operation Forces member and was a one time Gamma Rising Stars Featherweight Champ. Now under the management of Joe River he looks to begin a new chapter in his career. He has had a few highly touted victories but the biggest had to be his Unanimous Decision over Ruben Rivera in his Title winning fight. Nahtic is a 60 fight Vet who has been with his Manager Derek Brandon since the begging of it.The Canadian Born fighter now resides in Los Angeles where he trains at Death Valley Training Facility. With so many fights to name his Most Notable win came against Kesuke Miyagi back in 2016 a fight that earned him a crack at the Ascension Bantaweight title.

 

Bottom Line: Gun is a heavy favorite no doubt but will the change in management be a factor Mr River is indeed a former top ten ranked manager but Nahtic is going to be comfortable having 60+ fights under his management and corneman.

 

Bantamweight Clowny Cup Match #3

 

China.png Zhan Dhelan (10-4-0) vs Spain.png Jose "Furia" Pacheco (11-17-0)

Managed by Mello Jones Managed by Max Warrior

Evil Empire No Alliance

 

In the third quarter final we will get to see yet another Evil Empire in Zhan Dhelan as he will trade blows with Jose Pacheco of Spain. Pacheco is also a late replacement as James Ostertag has been scratched to vomiting of the Ass syndrome, this will be both guys second match inside the Madness cage. Zhan the # 3 seed taking on the Replacement and #7 seed in Jose. Props to Jose and manager Max for taking the fight on short notice.

 

Dhelan is a chinese born fighter who now calls New York his Home, where he trains at Mello MMA owned by his Manager Mello Jones. Zhan a BJJ Black Belt has a 10 wins all by way of Submission amazingly. Zhan's most notable victory may very well have been Submission win #4 against Irsshaad Sayed when finished him with a Kimura around the halfway point of round 1. In the opposite corner is the Spanish born Jose "Furia" Pacheco who now resides in London where he trains at FIERCE. Jose who like Dhelan is a Grappler who has competed in TWGC 24 as well as several ADWGC events has collected 9 of his 11 MMA wins by way of submission. Pacheco who started his career off strong and earned a Island FC 135 lb title fight made his biggest mark when he submitted Mick Mulvaney, a fight that garnered him a "Sub of the Night" Performance.

 

Bottom Line: Bjja Black Belt in Zhan Dhelan vs BJJ Brown Belt in Jose Pacheco a grapplers fest indeed, with 1 sub shy of 20 between them we may just see #20 here but who will be the one Applying it?

 

Bantamweight Clowny Cup match #4

 

Henry The Crab (15-8-0) vs Ickey "Who Dey" Woods (14-11-0)

Managed by Gab Bloodsport Managed by A-aron Trebbie

No Alliance The Money Team!!!

 

And finally in are Main Event of the Evening we will see the final Opening round Quarterfinal in a battle of two American Born fighters. Henry the #2 seed and his newly found Manager in Tycoon Vet Gab Bloodsport will be making there debut here at Madness as is The Money Team's own Ickey "Who Dey" Woods.

 

The Crab is based out of Los Angeles by way of St Pete and trains at Panda Sprawl n Brawl. Henry is a ground based fighter with a balanced attack and puts on some exciting fights with 8 "of the Night" Performances to his credit. His biggest win to date was a TKO victory over Cladio Gadelha in which he finished his foe off with a late third round surge. Opposing Henry will be Cincinatti's own Ickey Woods who trains under the tutelage of A-aron Trebbie at Touch of Death Combat located in New York. Ickey is a BJJ Brown belt and out of his 14 MMA wins 13 where ended by way of Submission. Most Notable win for Woods was his lone TKO win that came against Vlad Black a little over a year ago.

 

Bottom Line: Henry is the higher ranked and favored fighter but these two cant be more evenly matched, management wise as well as skills and experience. This could very well be the "Fight of the Night"

 

Goodnight folks i have reached my typing limits!!!

 

Douche Mcbaggins Signing the freak off!!

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Dawson is back again folks. You're looking at the future champ here

 

Just a FYI no titles for non 350K but you will become The Clowny Cup holder, and in my eyes at least will be the NON ID restricted champ here. Sound Good?

 

Not to mention you will continue to be the Main Event man who brings the bitches to the seats!

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Madness Fight Night 2 "Preview"

 

by Douche McBaggins

 

I most said Ladies and gents i almost didn't make it back from this wicked 3 day Shrooms trip. Luckily that dick of a boss i have sent his damn clowns out to track me down. Anyway bare with me as im about 12 or 30 pints in right now so there may a lil slurred typing here. Tonight i will give you a little preview for the Main card The rest of the event is filled with a bunch of newbs and vets who need to be put to rest hahahahaha, ok maybe not put to rest. But the Main event is sure to be fireworks As Vladimir "In your face Vlad" Punchisky faces off with "Shameless" Frank Gallagher. Im not to sure but i do believe me and Frank have tipped a few back in the past he is a bit off chauvinist prick but great for a laugh. So here we go with a quick run down of the entire show

 

Prelims

 

Carlson "The Taniwha" Mokoro (0-1-0) vs Teddy "The Tornado" Taylor (0-0-0)

 

Starting off the event will be a welterweight scrap between "the Tornado" and" the Taniwha". Little fun fact Taniwha is a Mythical creature that lives in pools , no shit i googled it. Carlson will be looking for his first win as he came up short in his debut, the new zealender looks to be a ground fighter. His opponent Teddy Taylor will be making his pro debut and the Glasgow Scotland native is basically the spiiting image of Mokoro skills wise.

 

"Fearless" Freddy Murphy (0-0-0) vs Michael "Wackinator' Wackson (1-1-0)

 

In the Midlleweight division is a battle of the Generic Nicknames. Freddy Murphy will debut on this event, and the Irish born fighter looks to be have a wrestling background. Michael wackson now 1-1 in MMA is Muay Thai practitioner from Austrailia but now trains in Tokyo, Japan. Freddy will have 4 inch height advantage that may or may not play a factor. Never count a short Aussie out thats all im saying.

 

Juan De Souza (1-0-0) vs Paavo Sienipesu (0-0-0)

 

Are next fight will take place in the Light Heavyweight division and im a bit disappointed that neither have a nickname, time for another drink. Coming from Cancun, Mexico( I sure miss that frickin place) is Juan De Souza and he looks to improve to 2-0. Standing in his way will be a Finnish fighter named Paavo Sienipesu who makes his debut. The question here is will Paavo Finnish his opponent or will he be Finnished. Can't bloody wait to find out.

 

Dane "The Pig" Bloodbeard (1-0-0) vs Blake "Duster" Demust (1-0-0)

 

In the Heavyweight division we have a battle of two undefeated fighters and someones 0 must go. Bloodbeard AKA The Pig is from The Sty, India and had a TKO (cut) victory in his debut. Stepping into the cage with him Will be "The Duster" Demust he is just some random Dude From Another Dimension Who Trys MMA Since It Is Related To A Battle In His Dimension. (Straight from his Profile). Not much is known about there backgrounds both pretty balanced one with a TKO the Other a submission we will find out more sson enough.

 

"Daunting" Dale Steyn (0-0-0) vs Lionel "The Last Chief" De Veas (1-1-0)

 

Fighting out of the stacked Welterweight Division will see "Daunting" Dale face of with "The Last Chief" alright i dont normaly pick fights but im giving this one to "The Last Chief" just becuse you just don't mess with the a Chief definitely the last one. Dale Steyn is hailing from South Africa and this wrestler based fighter will be making his pro debut.From what i hear he is a passionate person. Lionel De Veas is 1 of two New Zealanders on the card and is currently 1 and 1 he brings a fairly balanced MMA platform to this fight.

 

Derek "The Prototype" Walker (1-0-0) vs Jeremiah "Smiley" Gill (0-0-0)

 

Kicking off the Main card we head back to the Light Heavyweight division where "The Prototype" will collide with"Smilly" seems like quite a contrast in characters here with one being Narcissistic the other a fun loving smiley joy of life. Alright im taking the smiley one in this one knock that ego drive prick out please. Looking at the too though Walker may just back his ego up a pretty good boxer and wrestler and Walker Hails from South Korea, of course. Jeremy Gill hails From Henderson im guessing Tennessee, USA and looks to rely on his Muay Thai, he will be making his pro debut.

 

Wickmire "Razorfoot" Caskille (0-0-0) vs Jakub Kowalski (0-0-0)

 

Next up we have a couple of 18 year olds Lightweights both making there Pro MMA debuts. Wickmire "Razorfoot" Caskille is from London, UK but now trains in Local gym here in Montreal. Kowalski is a Polish born fighter who is currently training out of his opponents former home of London. Jakub looks to be a highly touted wrestler.

 

James Osterberg (10-5-0) vs Bryson Pico (3-7-0)

 

Next up we have a fight between bantamweights in are Clowny Cup series. Ostertberg Made his Madness Debut a month ago in a Bantamweight Clowny Cup Qualifier after taking the first two rounds he fail up short in round three when he was submited by Jose Pacheco. The Japanese fighter Osterberg looks to whip the taste of that defeat from his mouth and use his BJJ Black belt to do it. Pico also a BJJ Black belt Waliuku, Hawaii and is set make his Madness Debut. Pico has had a tough QFC career but has recently turned it around winning two straight fights. When two BJJ Black Belts face off the first thought is always its gonna be a grappling fight but don't be to quick to say that in this one.

 

Bruno "The" Beast (4-4-0) vs Jack "One" Number (14-20-0)

 

In the Heavyweight Clowny Cup division we have "The" Beast and "One" Number, you know i really am starting to think Butch was booking fights baced off Nicknames in this event. Bruno Beast took out Ice Tea in the Heavyweight Clowny cup Opening round, then unfortunately he was KO'd by Finalist Deacon Frost in the Semi Finals. Beast is a Powerful fighter from Washington, DC, and he currently trains at Pablo's Boxing Academy in London. Jack Number was eliminated from the cup in round 1 in Humiliating fashion as Wild Turkey finished him with a Superman Punch in just 5 seconds. Don;' let that fool you though he is no rookie to the fight game and his Excellent Muay Thai abilities are capable of frustrating a lot of fighters.

 

Main Event

 

Vladimir "In your Face Vlad" Punchisky (7-4-0) vs "Shameless" Frank Gallagher (13-11-0)

 

Finalizing this event will be two of the Middleweight Clowny cup competitors he came up short in the Opening round. Amsterdam's own Vladimir Punchisky will be making his third appearance inside the Madness Cage he is currently 1-1 here. As stated Vlad fell short in his Clowny Cup fight but previously he took home "Fight of the Night" honors at Madness 1 when he won against Joe Horn by Majority Draw. Frank Gallagher of Chicago, IL now trains in LA won his Madness Debut fight with a 2nd round KO over Bob Dock. Frank was rewarded with #1 seed in the MW clowny cup but he was Violently upset by Duncan Ferguson who actually stepped in on short notice for the fight. Maybe the Late change in opponent had something to do with the outcome, regardless he will be coming into this Main Event looking for some Revenge.

 

Come to think about it i may have had a few pints with Vlad as well, i believe the Dutch cbomb Punched me in the Face that night. Anyway this event will be fun for the whole family so make sure you bring your little shit kickers along with you to The Hard Knocks in Montreal you wont be disappointed.

 

Signing off Douche " I am your other Stepdaddy" McBaggins!!!

 

 

 

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Just a FYI no titles for non 350K but you will become The Clowny Cup holder, and in my eyes at least will be the NON ID restricted champ here. Sound Good?

 

Not to mention you will continue to be the Main Event man who brings the bitches to the seats!

Sounds similar to a title lol but sure :)

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350K Fighter Rankings updated 7/29



Bantamweight (Below-136)


1. Nick Lion (4-0-0)


2. Bernie Sanders (2-0-0) +2


3. Jon Bumperstein (2-1-0) +2


4. Narong Awut (1-0-0) -1

5. Andre Hicks (1-0-0) NR

6. Montoya Malasantos (1-1-0) -4


7. Buddy Blake (1-1-0) -1


8. Ade Absame(0-1-0) -1


9. Joe Hooks (0-1-0) NR


10.Steve Stermann (0-1-0) NR



INACTIVITY Moseey Calvin(9) .....RETIRED Drels Theran(8).......RESULTS Jared Morgan



Featherweight (137-146)


1. Hamza Showaikh (5-1-0)


2. Khabib Nurmagomedov (2-0-0) NR


3. DAngelo Hawkins (1-0-0) NR


4. Janus Hassildor (1-0-0) -2


5. Red Karaage (1-0-0) -2


6. Sergio Pettis (1-0-0) -2


7. Rick Jackson (1-1-0) -2


8. Walker Smith (1-0-0) NR


8. Magomedrasul Guseinov (1-4-0) -3


10.Pradak Kingstar (0-1-0) -3


10.Mike Evol (0-1-0) -2


10.Ginger Jesus (0-1-0) -1



Results Harry Sacks (10).....



Lightweight (147-156)


1. Gloire Prince Kajeje Le Baptise Nwangala (2-0-0)


2. Beaumont Agard (1-0-0)


3. Brandin Duncan (1-0-0) NR


4. Dae Seung Kim (3-2-0) NR


5. Matthew Jenkins (3-3-0) -1


6. Domagoj Artukovic (2-1-0) -1


7. Anthony Clarke (2-2-0) -1


8. Julian Marquez (1-0-0)


9. Bilbo Baggins (3-1-0)


10.Ryan Rodriguez (0-1-0) NR



Failed to resign Beytullah Olgertpeposhi (5)......Failed to resign Marchiano Giovinazzi (6).....Failed to resign Daniel Rolls (10)


Welterweight (157-171)


1. Tarik Mello (3-0-0) +1


2. Conor Bradley (2-0-0) +5


3. Josh Bruckner (2-0-0) -2


4. Bat Erdene Bataar (1-0-0) -1


5. Kev McKill (1-0-0) -1


6. Radnos Inathana (2-0-0) NR


7. Lucien Lachance (1-0-0) NR


8. Krzysztof Duda (2-1-0)


9. Blue Karaage (1-0-0)


10.Owen Briggs (1-0-0)



RESULTS Hancho Estiban (6).......RESULTS Zakoria Alexander (9)......



Middleweight (172-186)


1. Joe Monroe (1-0-0) +9


2. Luther Broad (1-0-0) -1


3. Andrew Garcia (2-0-0) -1


4. Brandon Modean (1-0-0) -1


5. Vitaly Revo (1-1-0) -1


6. Michael Wackson (1-1-0) -1


7. Kelechukwu Oduola (0-1-0) -1


8. Dennis Davids (0-1-0) -1


9. Matty Mellencamp (0-0-0) -1


10.Zorgas Borgas (0-0-0) -1



Light Heavyweight (187-206)


1. Edin Halidjic (2-1-0) NR


2. Mohammed Kahn (2-0-0) +5


3. Tommy Murphy (2-1-0) -1


4. Kelvin Karro (1-1-0) NR


5. Derek Walker (1-0-0) -2


6. Orange Karaage (1-0-0) -2


7. Andre Kirkland (1-0-0) -2


8. Alexander Jameson (1-0-0) -2


9. Luke Davidson (1-0-0) -1


10.Maxim Joliat (1-0-0) -1



Results Alen Delic (1)......Results Wayne Johnston (10)



Heavyweight (207-249)


1. Randall Simmons (4-0-0)


2. George Murphy (1-0-0) NR


3. Leon Phoenix (1-0-0)


4. Mankar Camoran (1-0-0)


5. Arveids Skabene (2-0-0) NR


6. New Master (1-0-0) -1


7. Dane Bloodbeard (1-0-0) -1


8. Blake Demust (1-0-0) -1


9. Liam Davidson (1-0-0) -1


10.John Thunder (1-1-0) -1



Moved Up in W/C Elvijs Jenots (2)......Failed to resign Doctor Ochila (10)




Super Heavyweight (250+)


1. Elvijs Jenots (2-0-0) NR


2. Massive Wanker (2-0-0) +2


3. Wilbur Wallace (2-0-0) -2


4. Javier Vasquez (2-0-0) -2


5. Morgan Freedman (0-1-0) -1


6. Lev Davidovitch Bronstein (0-1-0) +1


7. Kalle Bengtsson (0-1-0) -1


8. Arnold Striker (0-0-0)


9. Marcus Pickett (0-0-0)


10.Sergei Bautin (0-0-0)



Results Henry Voetsek (5)......

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Madness 7 Heavyweight Clowny Cup Final "preview"

 

by Douche McBaggins

 

Madness 7 will air live on the Canada Channel and takes place at Hard Knocks-Montreal. In the Forefront of the card will be The Heavyweight Clowny Cup final between Deacon Frost and Wild Turkey. This is a day i personally have been waiting for and counting the days down. It also confirmed that the first Defense for the winner of the HW clowny cup crown will be Jack Dawson who recently signed a new contract with the company.. In the Co-Main event we will see a surging MW fighter in Mason Norris who will be looking to go to 4-0 with Madness MMA as he collides with Cal Robbins.

 

Let's Break Down the prelims first!

 

Super Heavyweight Division

 

Kalle Bengtsson (0-1-0) Vs Arnold Striker (0-0-0)

 

The opening bout will be a showdown of the Biggins well i mean frickin Giants, both of these men are in the 7ft range and nearly 600lbs between them.

 

Kalle: Is a a determined Boxer with good wrestling as well. He lost his QFC debut by decision but looks to rebound in his Madness Debut. Bengtsson is from Upssala, Sweden but spends most of his time in London training at Kjellgrens gym.

 

Arnold: Is more of a wrestler based fighter but is as well a decent boxer. He makes his Madness and Pro debut this Saturday. Born in Miami, FL, USA he has moved up here to Montreal since he began training his gym of choice is The King's Road.

 

Heavyweight Division

 

Liam Davidson (1-0-0) Vs New Master (1-0-0)

 

Liam: Is a Very Confident Brawler who is well versed in Boxing and Wrestling. He one his Pro Debut by One punch KO. Davidson is a Native of Wetern super Mare, England, he travels to Los Angeles for his training at LA Vale Tudo.

 

New: Is a versatile Striker his strength being his Muay Thai background. He also one his Pro debut by TKO with some dangerous Knees. Master is from Arundel,USA i believe and he is currently training in Hilo at Ferocious beast.

 

Lightweight (Clowny Cup Division)

 

Louis Princip (1-1-0) Vs Baron Geisler (11-10-0)

 

Louis: Is a determined Striker with Elite Muay Thai skills and also top notch Boxing. The 26 year old is 1-1 and is 0-1 inside the Madness cage loosing his debut via Submission. Princip is from Fresno, CA, USA but calls London his second home as he trains there at the ~T~ Troid - Gym.

 

Baron: is a World Class boxer with very good cardio. He has a 11-10 overall record and is also 0-1 here at Madness his loss was by Unanimous Decision. Geisler is from Jakarta, Indonesia and now trains in New York at various Gyms he is currently training with me at the drunk irish scrappers pub and gym.

 

Featherweight Division

 

Aiden Steve (0-0-0) Vs Gorgon Patriot (0-0-0)

 

Aiden: Is a Muay Thai Specialist and will be making his Pro debut along with his opponent. Aiden is a pupil of Jackie Steve a veteren Manager from Singapore. Steve hails from Steve Nation, Phillipines (of course) and spends his work time in New York at Hellcademy.

 

Gorgon: Is also a Muay Thai fighter and as stated will be making his debut. He is managed by a former #1 manager in Scotty JoeC out of Australia. Patriot himself is also a native Aussie hailing from Honeymoon Bay, although he trains in London at Chris Leben KO Academy.

 

Super Heavyweight Division

 

Morgan Freedman (0-1-0) Vs Javier Vasquez (2-0-0)

 

Morgan: Is a Heavy handed Boxer who also has powerful Takedown abilities. He is currently 0-1 and his loss is to his opponent Vasquez. Freedman is a Native of Brooklyn, NY, USA and trains there as well at Cozad MMA New York.

 

Javier: Is a Confident Division one Wrestler and All-American . He is now 2-0 as a pro both wins by KO. Vaszquez is from Hacknesack, NJ, USA and he travels upstae to New York for his Training at Touch Of Death Combat Academy.

 

Main Card

 

Light Heavyweight Division (League of Madness Tournament match)

 

Magnus Gunnarsson (1-0-0) Vs Shogun Silva (0-1-0)

 

Spinning back Kicking of the Main card will be the League of Madness week 2 matchup between Gunnarsson and Silva.

 

Magnus: Magnus the Son of a Icelandic Fisherman has decided to break the family trend and jump into the MMA business. He had a impressive Debut winning via Kimura Submission in round 1. He has been training at the Madness Mansion under Head Coach Ibrahim Camara and was the 2nd overall pick for Coach Camara. Team Camara is off to a 1-0 start over Team Alex K and Magnus would like nothing less then capture another spot in round two for the team. Magnus is looking to impress his Head Coach and Manager Rei.

 

Shogun: Silva is a Muay Thai based fighter out of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Silva was submitted in his debut by one of his Training partners Chuck Gracie. Shogun was selected third by Head Coach Alex K and has been training hard at the Mansion with his teammates. There is no doubt the cards are stacked against Silva here as he faces off with a rising BJJ practitioner and has shown that his ground game may not be ready. Regardless he comes from a strong camp and will surely put in the work come fight night.

 

Bottom Line: On paper Gunnarsson has to be the favorite due to the results of these fighters previous fights. That said thoughl lets keep in mind Both have been training very hard the last few weeks, and im sure Silva has been grappling with some of Tycoons finest. Who will Join Mohammed Kahn in the Quarter Finals?

 

Lightweight Division

 

Domagoj Artukovic (2-1-0) Vs Dae Seung Kim (3-2-0)

 

Next up are a couple Lightweights looking to climb up the division rankings.

 

Domagoj: Currently ranked 6th in the division holds a 2-1 record one of which was a Head Kick KO. A native of Zagreb Croatia Artukovic is Muay Thai/Kickboxer based fighter who trains at Cozad MMA New York in New York. A s Time Muay Thai champ "The Bone Collector" will be looking to collect this Saturday and keep his Manager King Boom happy.

 

Dae: Cae is ranked 4th currently at Lightweight and is 3-2 as a professional. All three of Dae Seung's wins have been by way of KO in fact Head Kick KO at that. Hailing from Seul, North Korea (Did i read that right) This Muay Thai fighter trains at the same gym as his opponent Cozad of New York.

 

Bottom Line: This is a rematch from a previous QFC fight, both of this guys are very good Muay Thai fighters so expect some high paced action with a lot of Kicks. The winner of this could jump up pretty high in the rankings.

 

Middleweight (Clowny Cup Division)

 

Edwin Lucan (4-8-0) Vs Brandon Marsden Jr (3-0-0)

 

 

Two of the winners in consolidation clowny cup bracket Lucan and Marsden Jr are both looking to move forward and earn them a shot at the top crown.

 

Edwin: Is a beast on the ground with a BJJ black belt and he is a highly touted wrestler. After loosing by Decision in his Madness debut Edwin has since rebounded with a solid "Sub of the Night" Performance."The Baron" is a Local of Herefordshire, England and he travels over seas to Las Vegas for his training at Rabid Dog. Lucan is Managed by Rabid Wolf who seems to show his ass every time i visit him.

 

Brandon: Is a Standup fighter with one hell of a chin, his Muay Thai is above average and boxing is not to shabby either. "Bad Boy" Marsden has been Ultra impressive in his two Madness fights take "Of the Night" Bonuses home in both but his fight with Dangerous Dan really showcased his skill set. Brandon is indeed the Son of Brandon Marsden Sr a living legend in the fight game, and like his dad is from known other then Stockton Slap, Califorina. He now trains in London at ~T~ Troid - Gym along with Louis Princip who will be fighting on the undercard.

 

Bottom Line: Lucan is probably one of the Best Grapplers in the Clowny Cup divisions period, while Marsden looks to be one of the better strikers. Lucan has shown he doesn't do well with great strikers, but the question is how well has Marsden's Grappling gotten can he hang with a guy like Edwin.

 

Co-Main Event

 

Middleweight (Clowny Cup Division)

 

Mason Norris (6-6-0) Vs Cal Robbins (7-15-0)

 

The evenings Co- Main Event is a Middleweight contest of two victors from the Clowny cup MW Consolidation bracket.

 

Mason: Is a versatile grappler and striker with very good elbows. Mason has been on a tear since signing with Madness and it has to be credited to his change in management now under the Joe River fight team he is a perfect 3-0 inside the Madness cage. Norris is from Kilmington, UK but trains in New York at Rivers Edge Gym ran by his coach and Manager.

 

Cal: is a experinced BJJ Brown belt with remarkable wrestling skills as well. Robbins also showed he can finish you with Ground and Pound as well as his Submissions as seen is he last Madness fight. he is now 1-1 here with us and a win here could get him closer to the ultimate goal of Clowny Cup Champion. Born and raised in Houston, TX he now trains in London FIERCE - {{$750}} - 15 Elite Coaches.

 

Bottom Line: Both these guys have had there ups and downs as a Pro MMA fighter but they both have looked good in there recent fights. Cal though looked psyically drained at the weigh ins and his energy may be a factor here. This fight is also a battle of the the Kiwi vs the Aussie

 

Main Event

 

Heavyweight Clowny Cup Final

 

Yes sir it is that time for another Madness Main Event that will get you shitting your Knickers as the Brits will say(Do They?). The winner will be crowned Heavyweight Clowny cup champion and will earn a new contract.

 

 

Wild Turkey (17-7-0) Vs Deacon Frost (10-1-0)

 

Wild: Is a Sensational Boxer with 14 KO victories to his credit. After a devastating Superman Punch KO in round 1 he did not slow the pace much in his 2nd round fight as he disposed of a highly skilled Ricco Torres in just a lil over a Minute. Turkey is under Management with Andrew Rock and is part of the PhoQus Sports Enterprises. Hailing from Sydney, Australia Wild tends to travel to various gyms.

 

Deacon: Is well versed fighter with 8 KO victories under his belt. Deacon has also looked very strong winning both of his Tournament bouts by KO, last time out he picked apart Bruno Beast and ending the fight in just 45 seconds. Under the Klutch Sports Group label and h

ighly acclaimed Legion of Doom Alliance "Ice Cold" has been just that. Born and raised in Auckland, New Zealand, frost now trains in Las Vegas at Brotherhood MMA.

 

Bottom Line: It is a fact that the big guys produce more KO finishes and this bout here i surely expect to be one of them. Both have very impressive KO ratio's and well anything less then a "KO of the Night" Performance would be shocking to me. Who will rain supreme and earn the status of Clowny Cup Heavyweight champ and i might add a healthy new contract. Will it be the Aussie or the Kiwi we shall soon find out.

 

As always "Don't forget to" Douche McBaggins Signing off.

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Madness Clown Chaos Preview

 

by Douche "Say it aint so" McBaggins

 

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(Douche at the bar complaining about the sudden increase in Preview work).....That son of cbomb keeps booking events, and telling me....douche we need a preview for this event, and douche we need a preview for that event.....Frick sake i barely have enough time for my 8th pint in the mornings with all this shite!!! and the frickin clowns, should i....

 

Cameraman: Douche where live

 

 

Douche: Yeah as i was saying those lovable clowns are back, with the Re-Charged Friday night series known as Clown Chaos. What a truly delighting series it is too. In the evenings Main event we will see two fresh faces to the Clowny Cup HW Division as Pacer Dalton collides with ManOfThe PinkHole. Also the Co-Main has a Fataliy clause in the contract where the loser of the bout will be murdered for everyone's viewing pleasures. I hear this event was just thrown together a week and half ago, Let us get to the prelims for a quick peek at some of the rising talent that will be in action.

 

Bantamweight Division

 

Bjj Catch Wrestler (0-0-0) vs Joe Hooks (0-1-0)

 

In the Oompa Loompa division we shall start things off with the returning Joe Hooks who will welcome Bjj Catch Wrestler to the Madness Arena.

 

Joe Hooks outta Pine Box,TX, USA looked in his debut when he faced off with Jared Morgan, until it went to the ground where he was handled quite easily. He loss the bout with only three seconds remaining in the very first round via Armbar Submission.

 

BJJ "Grapple" Catch Wrestler outta Grapple Hills, Jamaica-me-crazy will be making his debut professionally this friday. The 18 year old Bjj ace has already gotten his Brown Belt, and now it is time to see him put it to work,.....I wonder if this kid has got some video evidence of the booker and his pet goat having a love session?

 

Middleweight Division

 

Fabio Dejiorno (0-0-0) Vs Vitor Menezes (0-0-0)

 

Moving forward we now head to the 185 pound weight class for a couple of Debuting Mixed Martial Artist.

 

Fabio "CrunK" Dejiorno from the land down under Perth, Australia is apart of the Legion of Doom Alliance. Dejiorno from what i hear is a stand up fighter he trains in Sydney at CrossFit Sydney.

 

"Victory" Victor Menzes of vina del Mar, Chile are first Chilean born fighter will also be debuting and he is affiliated to the Undergound Fights Ent. With a nick name like "Victory" you got to think this kid is goal Oriented, he trains out of Helsinki's Holding Cell.

 

Welterweight Division

 

Ulf Skau (0-0-0) vs Akkarat Suprija (0-0-0)

 

Next up we will have exhibition of sorts as two of Manager Action Jacksons young prospects will take to the cage.

 

Ulf Skau from Karlskrona, Sweden looks as if he was frozen in time and i must say for a teenager maybe his soul and Heart was kept fresh but his face looks to be 80 rather then 18 to me. Skau is a Muay Thai specialist like his opponent so be prepared for a Kick fest possibly.

 

Akkarat Suprija from Pattaya City, Thailand as stated a Muay Thai fighter, and i am pretty sure this guy started kicking the shit out of the Doc who delivered him. Both of these youngsters train in LA at Mr Jackson's Fist of Fury Training Center.

 

Heavyweight Division

 

Pyotr Povetkin (5-0-0) vs Fightah Numbah Two (4-0-0)

 

In the next contest of the evening we move to the Heavyweight division for a battle of the unbeaten Behemoths.

 

Pyotr "Little Man" Povetkin's Hometown is Hometown, India where he looks to be 1 of 3 brothers who have all entered the 265 lb division. This kid is now 5-0 as a MMA fighter and has finished all 5 fights with either sub or KO.

 

Fightah "Good Boy" Numbah Two of Wekallwood, India is now 4-0 and has also one all his fights by finish, in fact his where all done so by Submission. Interestingly both of these bad asses train at the overpopulated Cozad MMA London.

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Joe Davis (1-0-0) vs Juan De Souza (1-0-0)

 

In the Final Prelim bout of the evening we conclude with what i think may possibly be "Fight of the Night" performance, a clash in styles as "Judge" meets "Ice Cold".

 

"Judge" Joe Davis from Los Angeles, CA, USA is a Heavy Handed Boxer who debuted in stunning fashion by knocking Bob Ross the fuck out with a Superman punch. Joe is affiliated with the Stepdad's alliance and currently trains outta The Clinic.

 

"Ice Cold" Juan De Souza from Cancun, Mexico is back in action under the Madness banner and has now gathered two KO victories. This Muay Thai fighter who trains at Rio Fight Academy will look to add another to his collection.

 

Lightweight Division

 

Savage Goon (2-0-0) vs Matthew Jenkins (3-4-0)

 

On to the Main card and we will start in the ultra talented 155 pound division.

 

Savage Goon from New York City, NY, USA is a solid boxer who makes his Madness debut after a 2-0 start in the QFC leagues. Savage trains out of his Home state of New York at the Cozad MMA New York facility.

 

Matthew "Manslaughter" Jenkins out of Florida. Miami, Dominica is that right? will be making his long awaited debut after going buck wild in the QFC circuit. Training out of Cozad MMA Montreal this will be "Manslaughters" 8th pro bout.

 

Welterweight Division

 

Dyami Yazzie (1-0-0) vs Dale Steyn (1-0-0)

 

Next up a couple of 1-0 Lightweights looking to climb the rankings.

 

Dyami "Bearcub" Yazzie of Bitter Springs, USA makes his Madness debut after a solid QFC bout that he ended with a Arm Triangle in round 1. A training partner of Joe Davis he calls The Clinic in LA his home now as well.

 

"Daunting" Dale Steyn from Phalaborwa, South Africa is back for his second helping of Madness after finishing Lionel de Veas with Strikes in his MMMA debut. The "Daunting" one now resides in Amsterdam where he trains at UnderGround Boxing Facility.

 

Middleweight Division

 

Michael Wackson (2-1-0) vs Will Charles (2-0-0)

 

We now move to the 185 pound division where we will be Bedazzled by "Wackinator" Wackson vs "SkullCrusher" Charles.

 

Michael "Wackinator" Wackson from Somewhere in Australia makes his Madness return after a razor sharp split Decision victory in his debut. Wackson is currently training at MMA Dojo (Top Gym in Tokyo*) located in Tokyo.

 

Will "SkullCrusher" Charles hails from New York City, NY, USA and the 2-0 prospect will be making his debut this Friday Night. The New Yorker now trains in Tokyo at the same gym as his opponent MMA Dojo, I wonder if they do brunch together?

 

Co-Main Event

 

Lightweight Division

 

Pavlo Bilous (18-10-0) vs Segey Taranin (22-12-1)

 

In the Co-Main event this will between two Stable Mats in a loser leave town fight. By Loser leave town I mean the loser will be Executed for all are viewers eyes, this will be a Fatality style finish of the winners choosing. So make sure you bring the plastic covers, as i wouldn't want anyone to be covered in blood for the Main Event or don't one will not be frowned upon this is Madness MMA after all.

 

Pavlo "Birdie Lips" Bilous from Karkiv, Ukraine is no stranger to this type of fight as he already has outted Eddie Malingo from the Butch Harris stable. Birdie lips is well versed in MMA he has a 1-0 Kickboxing record as well he takes part in Grappling events with a 1-4 record there. Pavlo is the bigger fighter so look for him to use his strength in this one. The current Executioner!

 

Sergey Taranin out of Vladimir, Russia has been a QFC Can crushing machine as of late winning 5 straight there, now it's time to put in the work as he makes his Madness debut (possibly his last). Well if he fails, he will hear the ever so unfriendly words of "Finish Him" as Butch Harris will treat his Madness fans with a gore filled blood-fest. Sergey a former Pulse Featherweight champ looks to be past his Championship days but this could be a new era in his career as the Stable executioner if he should get past Pavlo of course.

 

Main Event

 

Heavyweight Clowny Cup Division

 

Pacer Dalton (10-9-0) vs ManOfThe PinkHole (10-8-0)

 

Now it is time for the Main Event in the 265 pound Clowny Cup division. Both of these gentleman will be making there Madness Debut's and they would both make excellent challengers to the newly crowned HW Clowny Cup champ Wild Turkey. The winner will move one step closer to that ultimate goal while the looser will have to work his way back up from the bottom. Let's see what these two big guys have to offer.

 

Pacer "The Turnip" Dalton from Lancaster, PA, USA is a Elite Wrestler with a grappling background. A former IFC vet will now try his Hands in this Exciting Clowny Cup Heavyweight division. Managed by Paul Huntington "The Turnip" looks to be hitting his prime winning three out of his last four bouts. He has a pretty intersting record as he either grinds out a decision victory or he goes all out and gets finished. Regardless Pacer will always be sticking to his superior wrestling abilities the former D2 wrestler is the very first Amish fighter to enter the cage. Amish Madness let's go!

 

ManOfThe PinkHole is from Dayton,OH, USA and is a accomplished Boxer and Wrestler. He is Managed by Hate OnU who is no stranger to bringing fighters to the Madness cage. His stable mates TopOf FoodChain, Silvio Dante, and Randall Cobb have already made there debuts in the Madness Organization now it is time for him to showcase his skills. PinkHole trains in Hilo, HA at RWB GYM and will look to use his Striking no doubt here against Dalton. Everyone loves a PinkHole, am i right?

 

Bottom Line. Dalton is almost certain to stick to that PinkHole like glue, the question is can ManOfThe distance himself enough to land his Powerfull shots.

 

The Clowny cup is no doubt my favorite division here at Madness MMA and with the upcoming Championship fight between Wild Turkey and there ever so Popular Jack Dawson who returns in hopes of snatching the newly awarded crown away. One of these gents could very well be a front runner down the road to challenge.

 

Well that is all for now, as it looks like Butch Harris has sent some of his evil clowns down here to keep a eye on the ole doucher.

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Let's just say a few nights ago i had ten or twenty too many shots and now the Yakuza crime syndicate is looking for me. Long story short that damn Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon really knows how to party.

 

Cheers and let the Madness Continue.

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by Douche McBaggins

 

Douche "The Cure for it All" McBaggins here yet again and checking in at that same ol Bar i was at yesterday. Another night of Fights in the books as the Re-Erection of Clown Chaos has concluded. No time to piss for me though as Madness 8 is going down tomorrow night in Montreal. The Heavyweights will once again take Center stage as Daniel "the Hammer" Orndorff will meet Chief "Little" Foot. Personally though this Co-Main event looks to steal the show.Lets facetthe facts. the MW Clowny Cup has taken a bit of a de-tour. Fighters having layoff's with injuries and well Hugh Jackson has not even been located after his Round one victory. That does not mean it is a complete disaster, as are Co-main event is set and Konstantin Kuznetsov will face off with Duncan Ferguson the winner will advance to the Clowny Cup Final against? Well that is not sure yet but it will be settled soon enough. Now lets cut the shit and get to the fights, cause i am getting thirsty and the after party for Clown Chaos is going down right here in just a few hours.

 

Featherweight Division

 

Magomedrasul Guseinov (1-4-0) vs Mike Evol (0-1-0)

 

To begin the Prelim card that will be shown on the 420 network we have some Featherweights looking to turn those frowns upside down.

 

Magomed "The Black Eagle" Guseinov (He has to be the whitest Black eagle known to man) hails from Derbent, Russia and calls NY his training grounds. The wrestling based fighter has a 1-4 record on the QFC circuit, and will make his Madness MMA debut.

 

Mike Evol from Richmond, VA, USA has since located to the West coast and trains at Cozad Las Vegas. Evol is also making his debut at Madness but has had one fight under his belt loosing a decision. He has a pretty balanced skill-set but his coach has stated his determination is his biggest attribute.

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Dro Qanar (0-0-0) vs Morgan Gould (0-0-0)

 

Next up in the deepest division here at Madness we have a couple 205ers making there Pro Debut's

 

Dro Qanar from Vivec, USA a member of the World Renowned Evil Empire Alliance, this guy here looks fabulous in a suite by the way. Dro trains in New york at Oblivion Gate owned by his mentor and Manager David Septim.

 

Morgan Gould No Nickname needed is a prospect out of the UnderGround Fights Ent. Alliance and hails from Venda, South Africa. The Debuting Muay Thai Specialist, Gould trains in St. Petersburg at the Russian Bears Training Center.

 

Lightweight Division

 

Olyn Seran (0-0-0) vs Cung Wo Par (0-0-0)

 

Next up we have a pair of Lightweights making there Pro Debuts both of these youngsters are members of The Evil Empire as well.

 

"The Conjurer" Oly Seran another protege of Manager David Septim is from none other then the Imperial City. Like his Stable mate Dro Qanar he has a very balanced skill set, and trains at the Oblivion Gate as well.

 

Cung Wo Par a Bago, Mynamar export from the Kyle Moore Management team looks to be a crafty boxer. Cung now trains in London at Wookies Gym, owned and operated by his Manager Mr. Moore.

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Wayne Johnston (1-0-0) vs Maxim Joliat (1-0-0)

 

Heading back to the 205 pound weight class, SOMEBODY'S 0 MUST GO!

 

Wayne "The Uppercut Assassin" Johnston out of Cape Kerosene, Australia and managed by Scottie JoeC looks to be a GnP style wrestler. Though i hear he has a hell of a chin, we didn't get to see it tested in his debut. As he worked a simple and effective game plan where he took the guy down and proceeded with some furious strikes until the ref had seen enough.

 

Maxim Joliat is are first hometown boy to step into the Madness cage surprisingly, from right here in Quebec, Canada. Joliat is a Heavy handed boxer as shown in his MMA debut where he picked apart his opponent and finished him off with a barrage of punches. The set up in that fight was ironically a lethal Uppercut which he faces off against the Uppercut Assassin this Saturday night.

 

Heavyweight Division

 

Mankar Camoran (1-0-0) vs Brian Blessed (0-0-0)

 

Finalizing the 420 prelims will be a battle in the 265 pound weight class .

 

"The Mythic Dawn" Mankar Camoran is the poster child of what a Madness MMA fighter should look like. The 1-0 Camoran is one of four of David Septim's young prospects who will be making there madness Debuts. His Pro debut was very quick, lasting just 22 seconds as he wrapped an armbar on his foe and made him tap. Mankar is said to have good KO power as well, maybe he will display that Tomorrow night.

 

Brian "Banzuke" Blessed a member of the never ending list of Legion of Doom Alliance fighters, Blessed is from Yorkshire, England. He has since moved here to Montreal for his training as he mixes it up at The King's Road Facility. "Banzuke" is making his debut professionally so not much else is known about him but he looks quite well versed for his young age.

 

Lightweight Division

 

League of Madness week 3 match-up

 

Timothee Couture (0-1-0) vs Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (0-1-0)

 

The Main card will be started with a League of Madness fight heading into this one Team Camara holds a 2-0 lead over Team Alex.

 

Timothee "Bogosse" Couture from Paris, France is a Muay Thai fighter with a 0-1 record thus far. Couture was Coach Alex's 6th selection and he is a Stable member of the Stepdad's alliance. He lost a hard fought decision in his pro debut to a much more experienced fighter, he proved he has some power behind his punch though in that fight. Prior to the LOM tournament he was training at AK beasties, and now with Coach Alex K his skills look to be improving nicely. Manager Matthew UKP looks to have invested a lot of time into this youngster, could he be the guy to turn things around for Team Alex?

 

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon from Piitsburgh, PA, USA is a former NFL player turned MMA fighter who looks to have a good wrestling base. Like Couture he fell short in his pro debut against a more experienced fighter who outclassed him on the ground. Xmus was the the 6th overall pick for Team Camara and he has been working with his team at the Madness Mansion as well as his official camp Big Bear Factory in New York. Xmus is also a powerfull puncher so this fight looks to be fireworks. Manager Randall McSweeny has let me know personally that i am to never have shots with Xmus while he is training.

 

Bottom Line: We have a Muay Thai fighter facing a wrestler here so Clinchwork could be a huge difference maker in this one. The pressure is on both of these guys to take the Win for themself and for there team, If couture losses team Alex is down 0-3, while on the other hand if Waxon losses Team Camara will loose control of the fight selections.

 

Middleweight Division

 

Luther Broad (1-0-0) vs Don Steve (0-0-0)

 

Moving on we head to the 185 pound weight class with two very promising talents

 

Luther Broad is the final member of The Septim fight team to take to the cage and he is also from the Imperial City like Oly Seran . Luther had a spectacular showing in his debut in his QFC circuit fight with a One Punch KO win in only 12 seconds. Broad is a very strong fighter as you can tell from his physique, it is not built for show it is indeed built to go.

 

Don Steve out of Steve Nation, Philippines is from another well known camp here at Madness MMA the Jackie Steve Camp. Steve is a Muay Thai fighter and trains in New York at Spartan Gym. It is yet to be known if this Steve Gang are indeed the illegitimate children of Manager Jackie Steve but time will tell.

 

Bottom Line: Luther looks like a beast of a fighter but not much is known from the debuting Don Steve. Will find out Saturday night at the Hard Knock's in Montreal.

 

Lightweight Clowny Cup Division

 

Chosu Viv (12-17-1) vs TopOf FoodChain (5-6-1)

 

Now we head off to are Lightweight Clowny Cup league. This is a rematch as the two fighters had a draw in the Madness Debut

 

Chosu Viv hails from Belfast, Ireland but he trains at The Forge in New York. Viv has a never ending gas tank and likes to push the pace in his fights, which normally makes or breaks his fights. A 30 fight veteran Chosu has 12 wins and 11 of them viaTKO, he loves the Mount position where he likes to land powerful bombs.

 

TopOf "The Prodigy" FoodChain is from Dayton, OH and is part of the Hate OnU stable of fighters he trains in Hilo at the RWB Gym. A World class Boxer, Excellent grappler, and he has Knockout power what more can you ask for in a fighter. Oh yeah and not to mention he is a BJJ black belt as well.

 

Bottom Line: My honest opinion the judges where smoking crack in there first meeting to say it mildly. As my pops would say if you don't want to be judged knock a mutha fricker out.

 

Co-Main Event

 

Middleweight Clowny Cup Championship Qualifier

 

Duncan Ferguson (11-8-0) vs Konstantin Kuznetsov (8-9-0)

 

In the nights Co-Main Event we will see who will advance to the Middleweight Clowny Cup Championship fight. Both of these guys made a impressive statement in there Opening round fights, both finishing them by Knock Out.

 

Duncan Ferguson a Stirling, Scotland native now trains in New York at Ramirez School Of Excellence which is ran by his Manager the Crazy Swede Jeffrey Ramirez. Don't let Duncan's beer belly fool you he has a solid gas Tank. That is if he needs to use it though, as he has finished more then half of his victories in the very first round. This former IHOF champion is looking to resurrect his career her at Madness MMA and winning the Clowny Cup is a great way to do it.

 

Konstantin Kuznetsov of Крим, Russia travels to Rio de Janerio for his training purposes and well possibly the ladies as well. Like Duncan he has good cardio but also finishes most of his fights, 6 of 8 wins by way of KO. Konstantin is a top level Muay Thai fighter and his boxing is not too shabby either. Also like his opponent he is looking to turn his MMA career around and after his first round KO of Vladimir Punchisky he looks to be on the right track.

 

Bottom Line: These are by far two of the best Stand-up fighters in the Madness Organization and both are coming off Knockouts in there MW Clowny cup opening round fights. As noted though they both can go the distance , and are deadly striker who like to finish. So who knows what there game plans will be maybe we can see a little more defensive action.....lol fuck that lets see some more bombs boys!

 

Main Event

 

Heavyweight Clowny Cup division

 

Daniel Orndorf (11-5-0) vs Chief Foot (12-10-0)

 

Capping of a night of Madness we will head to the bread and butter of MMMA, the Clowny Cup Heavyweight Division. These two men have both faced disappointment in there debuts here, and from the weigh ins they look ready to rip each other apart. In fact from what i saw in the eyes of Chief Foot he may be the first to ever scalp someone inside the Madness Cage, weather it will be his opponent or maybe the poor ref remains to be seen.

 

Daniel "The Hammer" Orndorff from Cincinnatti, OH is no Stranger to Main Event Headliners as he is a former Rise Fight League Champion. Daniel is a Boxer with 11 wins all of which are either KO or TKO finishes pretty damn excellent to say the least. His debut was against Jack Dawson, in the fight he was cut open and unfortunately was unable to continue. Orndorff is still only 25 years old so the sky is truly the limit for this guy.

 

Chief "Little" Foot from Bismark, ND, USA he trains out of the Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym located in Las Vegas. A member of the Cherokee Nation fight team Chief is a excellent Muay Thai specialist with a very good chin. As stated he fell short in his debut as well, being submitted by Carlos Ruas in there fight. A former Super Heavyweight Title Challenger at Torcida MMA, Foot has 11 KO finishes on his resume, and looks to get back to the Winning side.

 

Bottom Line: Like most fights in are Clowny Cup Heavyweight Division there is a 99.9% chance that someone is getting there Lights turned out. These two fighters are hungry for a win and after the way ManOf PinkHole ended is his fight today there could be a future showdown with the winner of this fight and himself down the road.

 

Keep a eye for some future greats of the Cage.

 

Time to get my drink back on again , as its now time for the after party of the Clown Chaos event, and the fighters are starting to poor in here at the No Name Bar and Grill, this should be a fantastic evening.....Let's see which one of these bastards i can get to buy the first ten rounds. I just hope these Three big ass clowns with me don't get too out of hand and start putting people in headlocks again.

 

As always That is a wrap see you at the Hard Rocks tomorrow!!!

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350K Fighter Rankings updated 8/11

Bantamweight (Below-135)

1. Nick Lion (4-0-0)

2. Bernie Sanders (2-0-0)

3. Narong Awut (1-0-0)

4. Jon Bumperstein (2-1-0)
5. Montoya Malasantos (1-1-0)

6. Andre Hicks (1-0-0)

7. Bjj Catch Wrestler (1-0-0) NR

8. Buddy Blake (1-1-0) -1

9. Ade Absame(0-1-0) -1

10.Joe Hooks (0-1-0) -1

INACTIVITY Steve Stermann (0-1-0)

Featherweight (136-145)

1. Hamza Showaikh (5-1-0)

2. Khabib Nurmagomedov (2-0-0)

3. DAngelo Hawkins (1-0-0)

4. Janus Hassildor (1-0-0)

5. Aiden Steve (1-0-0) NR

6. Red Karaage (1-0-0) -1

7. Sergio Pettis (1-0-0) -1

8. Rick Jackson (1-1-0) -1

8. Walker Smith (1-0-0) -1

10.Pradak Kingstar (0-1-0) -1

Results Ginger Jesus (0-1-0)

Lightweight (146-155)

1. Gloire Prince Kajeje Le Baptise Nwangala (2-0-0)

2. Beaumont Agard (1-0-0)

3. Savage Goon (3-0-0) NR

4. Wickmire Caskille (1-0-0) NR

5. Brandin Duncan (1-0-0) -1

6. Cung Wo Par (1-0-0) NR

7. Anthony Clarke (2-2-0)

8. Julian Marquez (1-0-0)

9. Bilbo Baggins (3-1-0)

10.Ryan Rodriguez (0-1-0)

Released Dae Seung Kim........Results Domagoj Artukovic (2-1-0).......Results Matthew Jenkins (3-3-0)

Welterweight (156-170)

1. Dyami Yazzie (2-0-0) NR

2. Conor Bradley (2-0-0)

3. Tarik Mello (3-0-0) -2

4. Bat Erdene Bataar (1-0-0)

5. Lucien Lachance (1-0-0)

6. Kev McKill (1-0-0)

7. Josh Bruckner (2-0-0) -4

8. Dale Steyn (1-1-0) NR

9. Krzysztof Duda (2-1-0) -1

10.Teddy Taylor (1-0-0) NR

Results Owen Briggs (1-0-0)......Results Blue Karaage (1-0-0).......Results Radnos Inathana (2-0-0)

Middleweight (171-185)

1. Will Charles (3-0-0) NR

2. Luther Broad (1-0-0)

3. Joe Monroe (1-0-0) -2

4. Andrew Garcia (2-0-0) -1

5. Brandon Modean (1-0-0) -1

6. Vitaly Revo (1-1-0) -1

7. Fabio Dejiorno (1-0-0) NR

8. Kelechukwu Oduola (0-1-0) -1

9. Don Steve (0-1-0) NR

10.Michael Wackson (2-2-0) -4

Results Zorgas Borgas (0-0-0)......Results Matty Mellencamp (0-0-0).......Results Dennis Davids (0-1-0)

Light Heavyweight (186-205)

1. Joe Davis (2-0-0) NR

2. Edin Halidjic (2-1-0) -1

3. Derek Walker (2-0-0) +2

4. Mohammed Kahn (2-0-0) -2

5. Dro Qanar (1-0-0) NR

6. Magnus Gunnarsson (2-0-0) NR

7. Tommy Murphy (2-1-0) -4

8. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon Waxon (1-1-0) NR

9. Wayne Johnston(2-0-0) NR

10.Kelvin Karro (1-1-0) -4

Results Maxim Joliat (1-1-0)....Results Luke Davidson (1-0-0).....Results Alexander Jameson (1-0-0).....Results Andre Kirkland (1-0-0) ...Results Orange Karaage (1-0-0)

Heavyweight (206-250)

1. Mankar Camoran (2-0-0) +3

2. Randall Simmons (4-0-0) -1

3. New Master (2-0-0) +3

4. George Murphy (1-0-0) -2

5. Pyotr Povetkin (6-0-0) NR

6. Leon Phoenix (1-0-0) -3

7. Arveids Skabene (2-0-0) -2

8. Fightah Numbah Two (4-1-0) NR

9. Liam Davidson (1-1-0)

10.Brian Blessed (0-1-0) NR

Under Contract Negotions Dane Bloodbeard (1-0-0)..... Results Blake Demust (1-0-0)......Results John Thunder (1-1-0)

Super Heavyweight (250+)

1. Javier Vasquez (3-0-0) +3

2. Elvijs Jenots (2-0-0) -1

3. Massive Wanker (2-0-0) -1

4. Wilbur Wallace (2-0-0) -1

5. Teddy Riner (1-0-0) NR

6. Ibraheem Said (1-0-0) NR

7. Morgan Freedman (0-2-0) -2

8. Lev Davidovitch Bronstein (0-1-0) -2

9. Marcus Pickett (0-0-0)

10.Sergei Bautin (0-0-0)

Retired Arnold Striker (0-0-0)......Retired Kalle Bengtsson (0-1-0)

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Madness Fight Night 3 "Preview"

 

by Douche McBaggins

 

Welcome to another addition of Madness MMA Fight Night, it is my privilege to introduce my Co-Host for this evenings card Clee "The Mexican Sensation" Torres. She will be joining me as we have another night of Brutality and Violence mixed in with a little clowny shenanigans. In the Main Event we have Heavyweight Fight sure to touch Ms. Torres in all the right places. Don't forget to get your Madness Clothing at Kimura Klothing! Clee will now cover the 420 Prelims that will get the Hayashi Lounge popping this Wednesday Night.

 

Thank ya Douchy i am very excited to be here and this Madness Event looks very fun.

 

Prelims

 

Fight #10

 

We will begin the prelims at Middleweight with Dangerous Dan who last fought on June 22nd in a loosing effort. Not all was bad though for Senior Dan as he was awarded with "Fight of the Night" for his performance. Dangerous holds a MMA record of 5 wins and 9 losses and he has two KO wins in his career. Dangerous is a very skilled fighter that calls Detriot, Michigan his home.

 

Representing Dallas, Tehas is Titus Branch who has a MMA record of 6 wins and 13 defeats. Titus was also on the loosing side of his last fight with Madness MMA, after a back and forth match he was blindsided with a High Kick Counter that was followed by Heavy shots ending the fight Early in Round three.

 

Fight #9

 

We now move to the Bantamweight division as Buddy Blake welcomes Leonard Steve to the Cage. Buddy has a record of 1 win and 1 loss with a submission victory in his MMA debut. Senior Blake started his career in a QFC Tournament where he made it to the second round, unfortunately it came to an abrupt end early in the fight. Buddy Blake a London, England prospect will have to use his determination and wrestling to get back in the win column.

 

Leonard Steve whom fights out of The Philippines will be making his Madness MMA and as well his Pro Debut. Like most Filipino fighters i expect him to have a strong Muay Thai background with a very Kick Heavy game plan. Leonard, from what Douche has told me is one of many Steve Brothers who looks to take over the Madness Org.

 

Fight #8

 

Are next battle will take place at Featherweight where Sergio "The Phenom" Pettis of Kansas will look to improve to 2 and 1 as a professional. Senior Pettis had a spectacular QFC fight in his debut, which he showed his determination by submitting his opponent with a well played Rear Naked Choke.

 

In the other corner we will see Ginger Jezus "Reborn" he will bring a 0 and 1 record into his debut fight with Madness MMA. Born in Bethlehem, Israel the 18 year Jezus was matched against a much older 28 year old fighter in his debut and was outmatched. He now faces someone his age and Looks to use the Heavy Hands of Christ to back him up and earn his first win.

 

Fight #7

 

We will now move back to Bantamweight for more prospect action. First we will see Ade Absame of Berbera, Somalia who is searching for a win after his debut did not go as plan. Absame does not lack confidence but in his debut he was simply not ready as he was picked apart by a more experienced fighter. Absame is a Counter fighter something to keep in mind.

 

Ade will welcome "Grandmaster" Eno Hlaalu to the Professional MMA ranks. Eno is from Veveck...Vivec is this right Douche? Well it is somewhere in the USA and Senior Hlaalu is from the well Known Oblivion Gate Gym. He will look to follow in the footsteps of his Teammates who had a very good 3 and 1 record at the last event MMMA event.

 

Fight #6

 

Finalizing the Prelims will be a Welterweight showdown as Jamal "Too" Good from Brooklyn, New York will make his Debut. Senior Good has a background in Boxing and Wrestling which is like a staple for most American fighters. A Prospect who fights under the Management of Tyrese Williams who will have a few more of his boys fighting soon at Madness.

 

Good will be Welcome to the sport by the 1 and 0 Blue Karaage out of Osaka,United States. Honestly that could be a typo but who cares the Osaka native made a impressive debut in his QFC fight Submitting his opponent at the two minute mark with a Beautiful Americana. Blue may inter the top ten rankings with a victory but he will be in for a fight.

 

That is All for me, i will now hand it over to "Forgot too" Douche McBaggins.

 

Thank you Clee and excellent job covering those prelims which will once again be Broadcast on the 420 Network. By the Way i am delighted to inform are Madness Maniacs with your Subscription of the 420 Network if you use are referral you will be shipped a free pack of Madness MMA rolling papers, smoke on! Now lets get started with this electrifying Main Card of Madness Fight Night 3.

 

Main Card

 

Welterweight Division

 

Krzystof Duda (2-1-0) will be making his first appearance here at Madness after a Bloody mess of a fight in his last QFC match. He disposed of Pete MacDonald in the third round of said fight with a nasty uppercut followed with a sickening barrage of punches until the Ref seen enough and called the fight. We may have are Roaddy clowns disinfect the cage after Bloody Polish boy Duda's debut.

 

Michle "Sir Love: Love (1-1-1) will also be debuting into the Madness, Sadly he is coming off a Submission loss in his last outing. Love a new Zealand born Martial Artist is looking broke and Fat at the moment so he may not make it to be honest, his weight being the real factor. If so this fight may be called off, and the professionals we are here at Madness we do plan to pay Duda his Base pay for the fight.

 

Lightweight Division

 

Moving on we will see two top Lightweights facing off. The current #1 vs the #2 ranked fighters will collide.

 

Gloire Prince Kajeje "Dual Shotties" Le Baptise Nwamgala (2-0-0) for now on we will just call him G, he is from Kisangani, DR Congo but now resides in Sydney. This kid has a intriguing background as i am told he slaughtered his whole Village over a frustrating MW2 loss Video game rage is Real as F$$K. Sadly i can feel the young man here, only this frightens me a bit for the sake of the rest of the division.

 

Beaumont "Battlecat" Agard (1-0-0) from Nice, France will be making his Madness Debut here at Fight Night 3. Agard now trains here in Montreal at Patrick's Discount Fitness & Premium Tacos (Sidenote now im craving tacos). "Battlecat" is under the managemant of Richard Savant a member of the LOD alliance and from his QFC debut looks to have a hellavua chin.

 

Light Heavyweight Division

 

Heading into the Light Heavyweight class next, where to ranked 205ers look to best there current position with a win here.

 

Edin "Tiger" Halidjic (2-1-0) is a Sarejevo, Bosnia & Herzevgovina Hometown product and he travels to St. Petersburg for his training. Edin is a versatile striker with a solid chin, and he has a 23 second TKO victory to his credit. Halidjic is currently the #2 ranked 205er and with a win at Fight Night 3 he may very well jump to the #1 spot.

 

Tommy "The Tank" Murphy (2-1-0) from me Motherland Belfast, Ireland now trains Full time here in Montreal at the King's Road Facilities. Murphy is a member of the Underground Fights Ent. fight team and is currently ranked # 7 at 205. After dropping the first round in his last fight he persevered and captured the Decision which led to his Signing with Madness MMA.

 

Co-Main Event

 

Middleweight Clowny Cup Division

 

In are Co-Main event we will see a couple Madness Vets face off in the Middleweight Clowny Cup Division. Both of these guys are well versed Grapplers with a shite ton of Submission victories, be prepared for some dry humping festivities at there finest.

 

"Smilling" Bob Dock (16-28-0) Bob 0-2 in the Madness Vage is eagerly looking to have his hand raised. The Amsterdam born fighter has a remarkable 11 submission win in his career and looks to be working on earning his BJJ Blackbelt at The King's Road gym here in Montreal. This 7ft plus Middleweight will be over towering his opponent with a good foot in height difference.

 

Matt Griffin (9-13-0) Matt is 1-1 here at Madness MMA and has 9 submissions of his own to his credit. Griffin is from Boston, Massachusetts and travels to Las Vegas where he too is trying to earn his black belt in BJJ at Rabid Dog. Matt Griffin looks as he is managed and coached by himself, yup he is that bad ass!!

 

Bottom Line: Im not sure which is more impressive here, the amount of submission victories between them or the total amount of Knock Out losses between them. Regardless i dont think this one goes to a decision folks.

 

Main Event

 

Heavyweight Clowny Cup Division

 

In the Main Event of the evening we had to the Heavyweight CC Division, for what could be a future challenger for the HW Clowny Cup Crown. Both of these Gentleman look to be serious threat for anyone in the division, and did i mention there both from Heritage Alliance. Is that group still going wow Ride of Die bitches!!!

 

Carlos "Pitbull" Ruas (14-9-0) from Rio de Janeiro is training out in Los Angeles at 3band MMA. Where he currently holds a BJJ brown belt with 10 of 14 wins coming by way of Submission. After a "Sub of the Night" Pefomance in his Debut the former CCF HW champion looks to keep himself in the winners circle. Ruas is a Entertaining fighter as noted by his ever so improving Award cabinet, he has been Managed and Coached by Joe Tre since his MMA career started.

 

Frog "The Power Ranger" Ribbit (6-1-0) from some crazy place in Belgium is now training in Los Angeles at the Temple of Illumination owned by his manager Brandon Loveladdy. Frog is now a perfect 2-0 here, as he has finished both his opponents by first round KO. Ribbit now 26 years old is looking to make his biggest impact in the sport now as he is near the top 100 in the Heavyweight rankings worldwide. The Future cold hold a new 205 clowny cup division and i would think Mr. Ribbit may be a front runner for that Crown.

 

Bottom Line: Ribbitt looks to be the more skilled fighter overall but what Ruas is best at the Ground Game he is damn Good at. Frog only has one loss and it was by Submission so he will have to really stay cautious of that factor in this fight.

 

Once again it has sadly come to a wrap, i really hate to say goodbye but Miss Clee Torres is looking very good over there as she downs shot number 5, yes i have been counting! Maybe 5 more and my pale irish arse may have shot who knows!

 

Cheers!!! And there Will be Blood......and MADNESS!!!

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