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5 seconds is the fastest the game allows. its been done a trillion times.

 

If I have told ou once I have told you 100,000,000 times not to exaggerate! :arrowhead: :hehe: :P

 

Well that takes the wind out of my sails :suicide_anim:

 

I also have had a 5 second KO. It has been done a bunch, but fuck it... it is still a cool thing to have on your manager resume, mate.

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I had 3sec KO once. It was in Amsterdam and the ref was high as a giraffe pussy so it took him couple more secs to stop the fight unfortunately. :(

 

Do people who use the expression high as giraffe pussy realise that a big slab of giraffe height comes from the neck. A large female elephant is like 10 feet tall and a large female giraffe is like 17' but half of it's neck, so they're probably at the same level of genital elevation.

 

I think about figures of speech too much.

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Do people who use the expression high as giraffe pussy realise that a big slab of giraffe height comes from the neck. A large female elephant is like 10 feet tall and a large female giraffe is like 17' but half of it's neck, so they're probably at the same level of genital elevation.

 

I think about figures of speech too much.

This made me laugh.
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Giraffes, elephants... who cares? The genital elevation of those animals are pretty impressive for us humans (or for example rats) don't ya think?

 

And ofcourse the saying "high as a kite" can be VERY confusing for a jet aeroplane pilot who might think that flying kites are travelling in conciderably low altitudes.

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If I have told ou once I have told you 100,000,000 times not to exaggerate! :arrowhead: :hehe: :P

 

 

 

I also have had a 5 second KO. It has been done a bunch, but fuck it... it is still a cool thing to have on your manager resume, mate.

my intent wasn't to sound like an a-hole but I guess I did.

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