BEEF: Tree Of Life Fighter Interviews

[Scooby]

Twelf Thermandin back at the BEEF Tree OF Life headquarters where we have had a ton of action over this past weekend and BEEF Session 13 produced a whopping 162 Event Rating!

 

Gary Gravity (5-2-1) and Stan Smith(6-0-1) blessed us with a fight of the night ending with a rare draw and a future rematch coming soon. Smith Came into the fight undefeated and showed off his impressive wrestling and ground game to get him throught that 6 fight win streak. Gravity knew Smith's gameplan was to have him on his back and taking strikes so he looked to dominate the fight standing up. He clearly dominated in the second round as Smith clearly dominated the first. In the final round both fighters really layed it all on the line presenting us with an amazing 5 minutes that I cannot judge to either fighter's advantage. No worries, Smith/Gravity II will be coming soon.

 

Charlie Chance (15-6) was able to pin Estie Langaise (4-2) to the cage and land more than a handful of punches leading to one major uppercut that sent Langaise down as the referee jumped in to stop the fight. Chance is now (3-2) since joining BEEF and we hope he will become a staple name in our 25Year Old Build division.

 

Jimmy Webb Jr (5-1) was finally able to debut his career at BEEF and did he do it in excellent fashion. It didnt start well for Terance Proctor (5-6) as he was caught with some wild flailing that inconveniently caused a cut. Terance, being the more skilled fighter on paper decided to score a takedown on Webb after dodging a few strikes and that was where things turned for the worst. As Proctor began to work some Ground and Pound he was caught off guard by Jimmy Webb's Arm Triangle. It was a matter of time that triangle began to get tighter and tighter forcing Proctor to tap out for his 5^th loss in a row.

 

We had a major bounce-back as Lucas Bane (11-3) turned things around after a disappointing loss to Cocky Rocky McColgan (9-0). Lucas responded with a heart wrecking KO of Evan Horizon (5-3) and walked off continuously yelling explicatives and other insults as Horizon's wife sat right in front of the cage where her spouse almost became a widow. Lucas is a big, deadly man and only the skills of McColgan were able to hide that since he joined BEEF, but do not take him lightly... one timely executed strike and it will be immediately past your bedtime.

 

Since we mentioned Rocky McColgan and his undefeated record we want to remind readers, fans and fighters that this guy just finished yet another successful title defense. This time against Deion Barnes (4-1) Seeing that Barnes was more of a Muay Thai artist before really kicking his MMA career into full effect I expected him to throw more kicks in the fight against McColgan. But when you go up against BEEF's top Heavyweight he has the tendency to make you do some things that you dont plan on doing. Barnes clearly wanted to take the fight to the clinch and it was almost as if Rocky obliged and when he did, he bludgeoned Barnes' face and body for it. Let it be known, if there are any heavyweight's that think they can slow this man's reign down, please, apply for BEEF as soon as possible.

 

Nils Holgersson (6-3) showed up with the belt but had to risk it in the cage saturday with the LFC~BEEF Rebirth tournament champion Sammer Bammer (8-1). Bammer has always been impressive in each of his fights with the organization and has since shown his fans new skills. This was his first victory that came by a knockout. A rather bizarre finish but also an “Of The Night” worthy finish as Bammer left Nils looking asleep on his feet and as Nils appeared to whipe his eyes, Bammer capitalized with a Mortal Kombat, “Finish Him” style blow. In Joe Rogan's words, “And its Allll over!” As well as Nils strong title reign.

 

Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (5-2) was able to leave Anthony McKenzie (0-3-1) dumbfounded as he blasted him with a finishing punch and kick combination. McKenzie then took the mic after the fight and had the nerve to say 'thank's all my fan for support me and i came back for next fight...'. As the crowd, referee and Wallace all stood puzzled at what he was trying to say, our cage announcer gave a good giggle and ushered his woozy opponent out of the cage and to his medical staff. Im sure that Scooby Jr had him test for ERT (Estrogen Replacement Therapy) because if you havent heard, he has very strict policy against ladyboys and pussy guys fighting in his organization.

 

Buddie Rivera (6-3) was able to fire away and score his first victory in BEEF and you know he really wanted it. He jumped around like a madman after he submitted former champ Archie Archer (5-4-1) and let everyone know that he earned his first victory in our BEEFtalk boards. Not to be ashamed, that is what it is for, but he did not add any smacktalk to go with it. Whether he decides he wants to try to avenge his loss against Carlos Centurion or not is merely up to those two fighters who hate each other but if not, Hopefully he gets back in the cage soon and maybe we will bring a swingset for him to celebrate on next time. As his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu was on display this past weekend he showed that he is a serious problem on the ground, 4 of his 6 wins by submission shows that he is looking for all limbs to rip apart when he steps foot into the cage.

 

We would like to thank all of our fans for joining, invite fighters to USE THE SMACKTALK THREAD and pm my manager Scooby Jr about any issues you might be having. Be safe and TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

As Suspected, Anthony McKenzie has now been released from BEEF stemming from a failed TRT (Testosterone Replacement Treatment) test after his most recent fight Saturday against Tyroil Smoochie Wallace. Failure to meet the required testosterone levels will get fighters thrown from BEEF under Scooby Jr's reign.

 

After being dominated from the second the cage was closed, till the end of his consciousness he was tested under suspicion of bitchassness. Most fans knew there was a problem when the ref had the two fighters touch gloves before the fight and http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gif.

 

As mentioned before, Dale McCann was able to return from his suspension successfully although he lied about being at the strip club. Unfortunately I do not think that McKenzie will have the same fate as his estrogen levels have gone too high and he will likely find a new career at that same strip club [Gushing Cbombs] which has now been reopened with an addition of a fish buffet.

 

This is just a simple update from BEEF administration, enjoy your night.

[Scooby]

And we are back with the tournament driven BEEF organization's 3^rd round of our 25YO build VIP tournament. As the latest BEEF news has been filled with suspensions and bannings from the org as of late due to Bitchassness. Unfortunately for this round of the tournament Sean Crews suffered the unlucky fate as an injury will scratch him from competition tonight. Likewise, BEEF has just been informed that Xanadu Newton has used his inactivity clause since fighters werent willing to enter the cage with him. BEEF is still looking heavily to add more fighters to the organization of all skill levels to continue to produce strong cards, but we will stop having multiple events per week for a while to balance ourselves out.

 

Organization Debuts:

Nate Coleman (8-0) vs Homero Lopez (3-2)

Bruno Krause (8-0) vs Fransino Tirta (4-3)

 

And also Johnny Reyes has returned from his stint away from what was called LFC, which of course has become BEEF by accepting a “fill-in” fight to replace Sean Crews and save the event.

 

A Fight to watch for:

 

Guil Ty (7-2) will take on Bob Sacamano (9-2) for advancement to the next round of the tournament. These two fighters are highly hyped and are regarded as the best in this tourney. Managed by two excellent and competitive owners who have no care for any ground game in this fight will stand and bang like some of us do our significant-others on late nights. Guil Ty is 38cm taller than Bob Sacamano and because of that I see this fight going how Sacamano's fights always go. To The Clinch. Sacamano knows how to grip his opponents in close and wear on their body until their head opens like a door. Guil Ty on the other hand will look to keep the fight at a distance and land one punch powerful enough to end the fight early.

 

Showcase Fight:

 

Our showcase fight is actually a showcase for both fighters involved. Fransino Tirta (4-3) was the winner of our 145 LFC~BEEF Rebirth tournament and 145lb champion but it was short lived as Nils Holgersson rained on his parade. He has since lost two more fights against the Jewish Yaniv and the outspoken Tom Quin. He is now in a position to prove his worth to his manager and what better chance is there to do it in but against an 8-0 opponent? His undefeated opponent, Bruno Krause (8-0) has submitted every opponent he has faced, so what exactly is he showcasing? His ability to submit a brown belt. If Krause can submit a brown belt at his game that will show BEEF fans as well as the world that he is a force to be reckoned with on the ground. His task will be to defend the Muay Thai skills of Fransino who understands the value of having a good clinching game to inflict damage without being on the ground. Meanwhile Krause is the better boxer. This may be the best fight of the night.

 

Main Event:

 

Our main event of the night will be between Bubba Bones Jones (9-3) and another undefeated Nate Coleman (8-0). Coleman is a 25YO build fighter that has not yet made his way over to our division specifically for that. Instead, as he usually overwhelms his opponents with grappling and his ground game, he will have his hands full, and hopefully high against Bubba as Bubba will look to knock his foe out with his sinister striking skills. Bones Jones has a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu as well so it isnt a major disadvantage for him once he gets to the ground. The problem is Coleman is so much better of a wrestler that he mght just slam his opponent or take him down into his stick position and inflict major damage fast.

 

All in all I expect a great card of events tonight and hopefully it would be a wreck trying to figure out who deserves OTN awards. Thank you all for being a part of BEEF, keep your estrogen levels low, be safe, I hope you guys can watch UFC 173 and TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

BEEF is back with the second round of the Mortal Kombat II tournament and the Tycoon world has been a complete mess lately with BEEF banning fighters for their high levels of estrogen, also known as the common disease “bitchassness.” Meanwhile, I must remind all fight fans, fighters and managers that holding multiple accounts, like some users losers is frowned upon. However, I would be delighted if Rocky McColgan or Derek Burns had identical multis signed to BEEF.

 

Org Debuts Tonight:

Mike Dawson (5-0) vs Derek Lynch (5-2)

Nathan Nickles (0-0) vs Sterling Archer (1-0)

And…

Aleksandar Kamenov (5-3) and Dale McCann (8-3) are returning to BEEF to continue their careers.

Showcase Fight:

Its rare that BEEF gets to host a fighter’s debut fight with managers testing hiddens and building projects but Napalm Nathan Nickles has decided to do just that. Against another BEEF debut fighter Sterling Archer, Nickles will hope to drop the bomb on the versatile Sterling, but beware. With one submission victory under his belt, Sterling Archer is looking for limbs. New managers and new fighters will battle it out for their personal confidence and someone might need some new clothes to fix their morale after this one.

 

MK Tourney:

Kenshi and Kano will not allow fight fans to blink at this matchup, I see it going the distance but I cannot tell in whose favor. Kenshi was punched in the face 70 times by Liu Kang without avoiding a single one of his strikes but somehow he survived and won by landing 4 strikes and a takedown. Shocking, but nevertheless Kenshi will fight Kano in the second round. Kano withstood a barrage of kicks and killed Stryker by KO early in the second. That display of knockout power may be the key to this fight. Remember, any fighter who loses by any style of finish is fatalized and must be erased immediately.

 

Johnny Cage came out kicking against Sub Zero and after outlasting him in this kickboxing battle, he lives to kick another day. All standup for the two opponents and he literally outscored his foe only, nothing spectacular to expect a finish any time soon. Reptile is his matchup potentially a dream or nightmare because he is a very scary opponent on the ground to tag along with his great wrestling skills. While great wrestling causes a major advantage, an excellent Muay Thai fighter can sometimes use his kicking skills precisely enough to steal a win through by decision. I just don’t see this one going all three rounds

 

Jackson Briggs aka Jax is known for being a power puncher with earth rumbling arms but the unfortunate thing for him in this fight against Hanzo Hasashi “Scorpion” is that he will have to somehow find a dominant position to land one of those skull crushing blows. While he definitely showed the blunt force he could bring in the clinch destroying Cyrax, Scorpion just might be a little too versatile for Briggs as he can dominate on the ground with his BJJ as well as slow his foe down with his kicking skills. Scorpion turned Kung Lao into a punching bag and scored a flawless victory in under a minute. I don’t know if one of the fighters will leave the cage alive after this one. Hanzo was yelling “GET OVER HERE!” at Briggs at the weigh-ins, so lets see what happens tonight.

 

Our last MK bout of the night is My own Lunar Nightwolf taking on Kabal. This fight, while anticipated looks like a lopsided one. Kabal has shown the world that he will break bones when the fight gets to the ground and he has every means to get it there. In his first fight he was able to handle the entire fight on the ground with Raiden and force the BJJ specialist to tap out. He also showed two very efficient strikes in the clinch before using that grappling to drag his foe to the mat and finish the fight on his terms. I really don’t know what Nightwolf will do to win this fight.

 

Thank you all for being a part of BEEF, especially the Mortal Kombat Tournament. Be Safe, and to all ENJOY!

[Scooby]

BEEF is back for another amazing event without your host Twelf Thermandin who is currently at weigh ins for his fight against the tough Unkind Artist. I bet scooby regrets firing Ricardo Santiago a while back as now they cannot seem to find a host who isnt addicted to appearing in the cage. BEEF Session 14 will bring two HUGE title fights that everyone should watch for along with a ton of other action.

 

As always BEEF takes pride in mentioning our debuts

 

Oscar Boma (7-0) vs Robbie Rockin (6-2)

Edinger Nucleus (1-0) vs Boris Russian (5-4)

Eric Cartmen (1-0) vs Danny Drago (3-2)

Terrell Grant (2-0) vs Rudy Pu (3-2)

 

Fight to watch for:

 

Our events used to have a ton of buzz surrounding them but now nobody seems to desire BEEF's 25K prize for smacktalker of the month anymore, but when they did Tom Quin (5-2) always made sure to claim that prize. He will try to continue his mouthful of a career with another win but this one has every ounce of potential to be the fight of the night. His opponent Colin Delaney (5-2) is no pushover. He would love to get this fight to the ground and work his way into a finish. He has shown finishing punch power while he has found his prime method of victory being submissions. Quin, the better grappler, will look to keep Delaney on his heels and moving backward as he attempts to outstrike his foe for 3 rounds. I expect a fight to remember between these two.

 

Showcase Fights:

 

Eric Cartmen vs Danny Drago seems to be to top showcase fight in my opinion because Cartmen has only had one fight and one victory in the QFC where we learned that he was blessed by the Tycoon gods with an excellent chin. He will look to show his manager just what else he was blessed with against Drago. Drago has finally strung together back to back wins and will need to do a little more to earn his keep under manager Alex Wisely. If he can string together a few more wins, his manager might look to send him to BEEF's 25YO division.

 

Rudy Pu Candy Ass (3-1) was a past time from my middle school days when I would sneak and turn my tv on past my bedtime to listen to “The Rock” talk the most charismatic smack and go lose a fight every thursday night on WWF Smackdown. He will take on Terrell Grant (2-0) who was always tond that he was “Too Tall” for MMA. Grant will try to prove his naysayers wrong by tapping out a shorter opponent. Rudy Pu was quoted at weigh ins today stating “If he tries to submit me, im going to skull crack his candy ass!” We asked Rudy what he meant about ass candy but he denied to comment further.

 

Oscar Boma (7-0) you would think has nothing to prove or showcase since his undefeated record should do the talking, but whenever someone makes their BEEF debut they have a lot to prove. Boma is coming off of two decision victories over Jackie Rouisey and Dave Spiteri, both fights where there was no question that he won and looked like he had taken no damage after the fight. Robbie Rockin (6-2) was able to finish Taite Lavieta in dramatic fashion just two weeks ago as he is really trying to do whatever he can to move up the rankings. Boma will certainly search for his inner Machida in this fight and try to keep it standing while he knows that Robbie Rockin would just about run his entire gas tank looking to get this fight to the ground as soon as possible. This also has the making of a FOTN battle.

 

Title Bouts:

 

Iron Tang Lung (5-1) will appear in his first title defense against the one time champ, Nelly Haynes (8-4-1). Nelly forced Samick Behringer to tap out due to an armbar that he was able to lock tight in the second round earning him the BEEF welterweight belt. He was estatic that he earned it and found himself even bathing with it on. He became so obsessed that Scooby Jr had to fine Nelly for contaminating the belt with a sticky substance resembling elmers glue. He then lost that belt in his second title defense against Archie Archer who later coughed it up at the hands of Tang Lung who finds himself as the favorite in this battle. Tang was not too obsessed about his title as he has used the motto “Act like youve been there before” he believes that you shouldnt be too excited because then it seems like you arent used to winning. He will look to devour his opponent Nelly Haynes in the standup game, but upsets do happen from time the time and if it does, it will be Nelly's ground game earning him the hardware.

 

Our main event and final title bout of the month will be between The Canadian Hero (8-2) and Testosterone pumping Joe Risley (7-1). The Canadian Hero has went a decent amount of time outside of the cage and now looks extremely scary. He holds two of BEEF's titles, one on the line tonight at welterweight and also the 155lb title. Part of what makes Hero so good is that you cannot figure out his gameplan because he is so versatile. He has won long winded decision battles as well as Knockouts and Submissions. He is the epitome of what a 2014 MMA fighter looks like. Scooby Jr likes when his champions are tested, Hero more than any because of the amount of belts around his waist. Joe Risley, as many have heard now has been in compliance with all of BEEF's performance enhancement drug policies and is taking Testosterone Replacement Therapy as the organization requires. Officials have confirmed that Joe was indeed born a woman and became a man after 8 grueling years of hopscotch but that will not affect the outcome of this fight. Risley has never been caught with acts of bitchassness at BEEF. He will look to keep this fight standing and outpoint his superstar foe if he desires to win this one.

 

This has been a much anticipated event and of course I cannot wait for this one to get underway, To all BEEF fans, managers and fighters... hit your spoiler lists, be safe and TO ALL ENJOY!

[BTing]

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[NogueiraFan]

I'd love the chance to fight Chang sung aoki if someone could make that happen

[Scooby]

I'd love the chance to fight Chang sung aoki if someone could make that happen

 

Your fighter is 14 years older than mine with an ID 140k less than mine... Of course you would want to fight him. Aoki isnt interested in trap fights.

[Comte]

bump. ??