Kamikaze

If skills are equal in real life, the bigger and stronger man is going to win. The only way a smaller, weaker man wins is if he has a great skill advantage.

I said what I said.

My 155 pounder is the Superheavyweight Champ. His last three opponents weighed almost 800 lbs combined. Thats ridiculous.

That shrimp taco looks straight fire, son.

Whopbop Aloobop posted a message to his social media accounts after an intense staredown at the weigh-ins almost got physical. "@jamieportman is a fat fucking bitch. You were a lot more aggressive when you knew I couldn't punch you in the mouth. Tommorrow night I'm gonna choke you out with your own brown belt. You should make the YMCA give You your money back for that bullshit belt, you greasy, fat fuck. See ya tomorrow."

I was scrolling through the smack talk forums,and I noticed a lot of orgs are looking for full time writers to cover their events and interview their managers and fighters. I would be willing to do this for someone, for a price. I am also available for freelance coverage or articles for your orgs smack talk thread. If you need proof that I can write, DM me. I will link you to articles that I have written for Jits magazine and the GracieMag. I look forward to hearing from you guys, and hope that I can fill at least some of the void. I really enjoy this game and would love to give something back to it.

We all know what happened to that guy.

This one was free. DM me for paid shoutouts.

I'm working on a group of eighteen year olds. They will be unleashed on the world soon enough.

Whopbop Aloobop is a rising star in the 265+ division. At only 170 pounds, his victories have been epic David vs Goliath battles. In two fights, his opponents combined weight is 469 lbs, for a guy who can fight in the 155 lb division! Is there anyone who can stop this freak of human nature? It doesn't seem likely to happen at this point. To all of you superheavies out there: Aloobop is coming for you. Nobody is safe, from smallest to large. These hands are rated "E" for everyone.

Vladimir Kalishnikov. Number one in his division. Number one in the whole org. He drags strikers into deep water, and tenaciously ravages them until they lose their will to fight. He is a dangerous man. And he is here. Deal with it.

Reporter: Here we are with Heavyweight Champion Wallid Moura! Wallid, its great to have you here! WM: I'm sure it is great for you. I am the champion; who doesn't want me on their show? R: Excellent point! Since we are lucky enough to get a moment of your time, whats next for you? WM: Next, I train even harder. There are a lot of hungry heavyweights who would love to beat me up and take my belt. When they try, I must stop them. R: Are you happy with The Vendetta Proving Ground? What does your training regime look like? WM: There are many secrets we can't discuss. But I can tell you, I do a lot of physical fitness; I lift weights and do crossfit circuit training several times a week. R: Is that even more important for a fighter your age? WM: I didnt start fighting MMA until I was 25. There are guys who are 19, 20 years old with more experience than me. I have to focus on being a physically superior specimen, in order to stay competitive. And I do. R: Thank you for your time today! Do you have any words in parting? WM: Thanks to Concrete Clothing out of London for giving me those sponsorship dollars. That really helped me get started. And to all the hungry heavyweights, I guess I'll see you in the cage. Bad news for you guys. Peace out.

Its undeniable. Under the tutelage of Mr. Karter, I have become a master of the ways of slider-fu. While perfection is a journey and not a goal, I'd say I'm already making my way down the path. See you guys in the cage!

Hi. My name is Kamikaze. I am have been sent here to destroy you. Have a nice day.

Random mma rabbit hole.