Guest Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Get it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Derek "Big Poppa Pump" Safo [ 69583 ]http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1301771655Safo%20Tee.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1301771675Safo%20Shorts.gif *** Big Poppa Pump Derek Safo walks out to the stage and grabs the mic. "This goes to all my freaks out their, big poppa pump is your hook up! Holla if ya hear meh!" "Its well known that the big booty daddeh has a lot of freaks in Helsinki, and they need some satisfaction too! Thats why im calling out this punk Masato Saeba at the Holmgang 26th of April 2011, pack out the seats because when i get in the Cage the ladys will be going crazy! Speaking of ladys... i see Masato's women over their..." *** Safo eyes up Masato's women in the front row. "You can get anything you want baby, you want my room number? You wanna be like be a real man? Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!" *** A fan heckles Safo and throws his popcorn in disaproval. "SIT DOWN FAT BOY!! All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, trash! I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak! So Helsinki I'm just here to tell ya, Big Poppa Pump is in town and he's ready to pound." *** Safo's music hits and he drops the mic and starts flexing his peaks. "Sapporo Ichiban" Masato Saeba [ 22726 ] http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/35/35w19.jpg *** Masato Saeba dosnt look happy at all. His women on the other hand... (Edit: This promo was put together with nothing but direct quotes from Steiner, typo's and all ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Unfamiliar music blasts out in the HolmGang arena stage, and an equally unfamiliar face makes his way down to the podium. Bison Bradley, newly acquired HolmGang heavyweight fighter, decked in full biker attire and half cocked grin displayed beneath dark shades. Leaning down so he's level with the mic, Bison wastes no further time with his introduction. ''As ya may or may not 'ave already heard, HolmGang's recently got emselves a new fighter. Tha' fighter is me. Signed a four figh' contract, but I gotta tell ya. Four fights ain't nearly enough to appease this prize bull! Hell naw. Not even close buddy. But I'll tell ya wha'. Long as I only got four fights, I'm gonna be looking to make an impression with the first one. Now, I know protocol dictates tha' I wait fer a match to be formally announced an' all tha', but ya know what I say?'' Bison surveys those before him before smirking with a shake of his head, removing his shades slowly in a practiced manner. ''I say, protocol be damned! I'm issuing an open challenge, righ' now! Any HolmGang fighter wha' wants to take on the new sheriff in town, go ahead an' step up to me! I'm warning ya though. I bring the pain. Last person who stepped in the ring with me is still receiving treatment fer some serious head trauma.'' Rolling his shoulders, Bison re-dons his shades, taking one last look at those gathered. ''I'm Bison Bradley, they call me the prize bull. I'm the new menace round these parts. Get used to it, yea?'' With that, Bison leaves the podium and his audience behind in his wake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/35/35b10.jpg "The Moray Eel" Adelbert Gainsborough "That was a hell of a tough battle Niko Sirkia! You pushed me to the brink of exhaustion, forcing me to dig deep and find a way to withstand your abilities and aggression. I thank you for the eye-opening fight and I understand how much harder and more intelligently I need to train. Once I can feel all of my extremities again, I'll do exactly that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 EVO, a top 3 org, doesn't even have it's own smack talk thread. WTFs with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Hey fighter is waiting for a fight...whose who r interested plz pm to MUG..for a fight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavenders.pink Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 http://i68.tinypic.com/2ci8daa.jpg Vagner Love 199043 yeah ok, whatever. i declined the fight against Antonio Jose De Sucre. I got a lot of shit on my plate right now, im not feeling that great. my wifes pregnant with her brothers kid, and my mom has asked me to take care of my granda while she is on holiday. which includes cleaning her dirty asshole once she takes a shit. its not fun alright. so you can see why im feeling down. but dont worry Antonio, once im feeling better, YOU will be the one who will need an asshole cleaning because you will be paralyzed from the neck down after you step into the cage with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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