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John Thompson

Your sister wasn't saying that last night when I was f*cking her in the ass. She was yelling 'yeah Cowboy!!! Give me more!!! ' . I obliged and gave her the time of her life. And I didn't even need to pay for it , I got a free ride :D

 

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Doyle Hargraves

My sister is a whore anyway so that doesnt surprise me. Caught her with an Indian and a construction worker the other day. Me and her got a good laugh outta you bein the first man she was with that had a dick little enough to fit in her butt. She said you kept calling her Travis for some reason. Must be cause people say she looks like Travis Tritt from behind.

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Doyle Hargraves

My sister is a whore anyway so that doesnt surprise me. Caught her with an Indian and a construction worker the other day. Me and her got a good laugh outta you bein the first man she was with that had a dick little enough to fit in her butt. She said you kept calling her Travis for some reason. Must be cause people say she looks like Travis Tritt from behind.

 

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John Thompson

That was my finger, not my dick. After I was done with her, she looked like she had given birth to twins. Guess it's not that small after all then right...?

I didn't say Travis, I said 'take this'. but with head between her legs, I assume it's harder to understand what I was saying.

I've sent you 20$ . Now go visit some ugly, old japanese hooker who can give you ugly shitface a nice ride. If she smells like alcohol, don't ask her if she has been drinking. I mean, it takes a lot of courage to get in bed with you, so you can't blame her from drinking whiskey, gin, wodka....

Also, I advice you wash your hair more often. That shiny look of your hair you are sporting at the moment doesn't do well with the ladies as you might have noticed already.

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John Thompson

That was my finger, not my dick. After I was done with her, she looked like she had given birth to twins. Guess it's not that small after all then right...?

I didn't say Travis, I said 'take this'. but with head between her legs, I assume it's harder to understand what I was saying.

I've sent you 20$ . Now go visit some ugly, old japanese hooker who can give you ugly shitface a nice ride. If she smells like alcohol, don't ask her if she has been drinking. I mean, it takes a lot of courage to get in bed with you, so you can't blame her from drinking whiskey, gin, wodka....

Also, I advice you wash your hair more often. That shiny look of your hair you are sporting at the moment doesn't do well with the ladies as you might have noticed already.

 

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Doyle Hargraves

I havent showered since our fight was set up, gonna make you tap out due to triangle but it's not gonna be the choke that makes you tap, It's gonna be my ball stink fresh with hooker pussy all over it. I'm wearing my Dennis Hallman shorts too so you may get lucky can see some sack

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Doyle Hargraves

I havent showered since our fight was set up, gonna make you tap out due to triangle but it's not gonna be the choke that makes you tap, It's gonna be my ball stink fresh with hooker pussy all over it. I'm wearing my Dennis Hallman shorts too so you may get lucky can see some sack

 

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John Thompson

There is no need for you to convince me that you smell like shit. Why do you think that the police has visited your house 3 times just last week... They were convinced that a dead body had been laying there for over 2 months judging by the smell of the carton box you call home.

Also, I don't bring my binoculars to a fight, so no chance of spotting anything of your disgusting smelly midgetsack you ugly, smelly rat bastard!

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John Thompson

There is no need for you to convince me that you smell like shit. Why do you think that the police has visited your house 3 times just last week... They were convinced that a dead body had been laying there for over 2 months judging by the smell of the carton box you call home.

Also, I don't bring my binoculars to a fight, so no chance of spotting anything of your disgusting smelly midgetsack you ugly, smelly rat bastard!

 

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John Thompson

If your fighting skills are as good as your designing skills, things might turn out bad for you boy!

I'm not sure why you have a tail...

And I know you would love to make a ride with the cowboy, but I don't swing that way. Even a small speedo is big enough to cover up your micro -genetalia.

I know women that look more mascular down there than you .

 

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John Thompson

If your fighting skills are as good as your designing skills, things might turn out bad for you boy!

I'm not sure why you have a tail...

And I know you would love to make a ride with the cowboy, but I don't swing that way. Even a small speedo is big enough to cover up your micro -genetalia.

I know women that look more mascular down there than you .

 

 

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Doyle

That not a tail thats me wiping your hat on my asscrack!

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John Thompson

PolAroid . Damn , those drugs are really hurting your tiny brain cells!

 

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Doyle

Mother fucker this aint a spelling bee! I spell shit like I want to, you knew what the hell i meant. So what if I aint got no fancy learning. You can kiss my hairy white ass you done got me to mad to turn back now

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Doyle

Mother fucker this aint a spelling bee! I spell shit like I want to, you knew what the hell i meant. So what if I aint got no fancy learning. You can kiss my hairy white ass you done got me to mad to turn back now

 

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John Thompson

Oh my god, an angry opponent, never experienced that in the past. I'm pissing my pants.

Looks like someone is a bit agitaaated. I wrote it with 3 A's in the middle because why not and I'm sure you know what I meant.

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Jonny Sorrow " I twas wonderin wetter yous boys intent on foightin each utter cus dis ere flirtin tis makin me tink ter cud be a romance blossomin, so der is."

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John Thompson

I'm gonna fuck him up Jonny, not fuck him. That honor goes to those Japanese hot girls that are waiting for me to arrive in Tokyo

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Whaaaaaat?!?! Agent Dee has opened an id-restricted org while I was away! This dude sure is full of surprises :shades: . Can't wait until I get my new breed of fighters ready so they can come over to choke to kick some ass! :boxing:

 

Heheh you know I cant even say how many orgs I've run during my days here anymore lol. :D Please lemme know when you have yet another punching bag for me to sign. :yes:

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Doyle Hargraves

Your in for a world of hurt tonight Ugly boy, I'll loaded to the gills with pain killers and testosterone! And those two together just gonna make me go slam crazy and fuck some shit up. Hell Yeah where my bitches at

 

 

 

 

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John Thompson

Haha, 1'31 is all I needed to finish you. I guess your cocktail of pain killers and testosterone didn't work that well :P

Being aggressive against a hard hitter like me is a mistake. Seven head punches, that all landed clean, and two fake body shots was all I needed to finish you in our much anticipated fight. I had hoped for a battle, but you clearly weren't ready for my skills and gameplan. Now go fuck that old ugly shemale you wanted after our fight. I hope for you that you can keep up longer in bed than in the octagon!

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The Peaky Blinder, Tommy Shelby

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Tommy " Dee Early you gave Popkov KO award. My fight rated higher at 100% and it was quicker and more brutal. Tell me what the fuck do I have to do? Jonny says its down to managers paying chicks to fuck your ugly ass, but I thought he was joking. For fucks sake man, did you even see the fights?"

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