thb Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 The top p4p guys are a bunch of animals By Alika Webb Latrobe Arundel - LION Arundel is the top pound for pound fighter in the MMATycoon world. He prowls in the cage like it’s his personal savannah. He lulls his opponents into a false sense of security as he dances around them but as soon as he sees an opening, he pounces. With razor-sharp teeth and claws like swords, his unsuspecting prey doesn’t stand a chance. Latrobe Arundel is a lion, the king of the jungle personified. Who will be the one to kick him from his throne or will he keep on roaring from the top of the mountain until he’s ready to retire? Crotch Grabber - RHINO Crotch Grabber’s nickname is the turtle and it’s no wonder why, the guy is built like nature’s tank but unlike a turtle, his speed and fury are unmatched. I honestly see him more as a rhino, as he just loves to steamroll over people. Once the bell sounds he just runs you over, backs up and does all it over again until the referee drags him off his latest victim. Iain Tower - GIRAFFE High and mighty does he stand above everyone else, Iain Tower has his head above the clouds but his feet roam the earth and his fists are locked and loaded, ready to shoot and blast through people’s chins as if they were made from glass. Built like a tower, you’d expect him to be incredibly powerful but also slower than his opponents. He is incredibly powerful, so much is true, yet he is able to move at the speed of light like a freaking ninja, giving his opponents no weakness to prey upon. Herb Krison - BISON Herb Krison is a typical bison, his broad shoulders won’t easily rock the boat, he is content simply grazing the fields. He likes to focus on pursuing his own success instead of picking fights willy-nilly. Don’t underestimate the bison though, he is a lot smarter than he might look. If you find yourself on this guy’s path, prepare for a war. When Herb Krison attacks you, it’s like being run over by a bison herd. He swarms you, attacking with speed, throwing an army of kicks and punches in bunches until you just can’t take it anymore. Michael Bennet - PIRANHA Slice! Slice! Chop! One punch kicks his bloodlust in gear. More punches and kicks follow, like a pack of bloodthirsty monsters. Michael Bennet attacks like a vicious school of piranhas feasting on prey. His opponents scratch, claw and scream as they are pulled into the deep, getting eaten alive one bite at a time. Joosep Lõhmus - BUNNY Little Bunny might sound like a cute little nickname but as all his opponents quickly learn, there is nothing cute and cuddly about this little bunny. Like the Rabbit of Caerbannog in Monty Python’s The Holy Grail, Joosep Lõhmus is “the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!” He’ll have you screaming for mercy in no time because when he attacks, he will eat you up like a carrot. What other animals belong in the MMATycoon zoo? Let the beast go and let us know in the comments! 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HareRumpler Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 ... because when he attacks, he will eat you up like a carrot. LMFAO, I was reading this, and I'm like, "Oooh, ahhhh!" and then I get to this line...and I just start laughing! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popart Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Great read! I feel like my gym is full of sloths. Slow learning, lazy bastards. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Awesome writeup, dude. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Great read! I feel like my gym is full of sloths. Slow learning, lazy bastards. release them and start new guys!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Paddy Mcgillicutty - PIGLET http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy is your typical piglet. Cute, low stance, little belly, always attractive and a true heartbreaker for the ladies. He never turn down an opportunity to roll around and get some mud going. His tail always stands upright and proud. When put in a cage, you can be sure that it's about to get dirty! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted September 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Paddy Mcgillicutty - PIGLET http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy is your typical piglet. Cute, low stance, little belly, always attractive and a true heartbreaker for the ladies. He never turn down an opportunity to roll around and get some mud going. His tail always stands upright and proud. When put in a cage, you can be sure that it's about to get dirty! Could not have written this better myself. Brilliant stuff Bjorn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Herb Krison has koala bears tied to his hands. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 Herb Krison has koala bears tied to his hands. Koala bears are known for their healing properties due to all the eucalyptus they eat, and so it is said that every fighter Krison touches gets injury days removed. I hear he is favoured as a sparring partner and a shower buddy too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 Pekka Toivonen is a honey badger. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 Pekka Toivonen is a honey badger. Honey badgers can turn their anus inside out and shoot a foul-smelling liquid that would make most people choke. Looks like Wilfredo Wild is in for a wild ride... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 That's how people from Turku say hello. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted September 24, 2020 Report Share Posted September 24, 2020 That's how people from Turku say hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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