davie1903 Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 BREAKING NEWS REPORTER - We have just been informed of breaking news regarding FARTMMA and a change of ownership, this is something out of the blue. We will update you as information comes through..... Anonymous caller - Darling, dinna be so surprised I am back and I am here for good, miss me sweet cheeks? All will be revealed at 8.30 UK time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1903 Posted November 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1534123118FARTMMA.jpg FARTMMA PRESS CONFERENCE FARTMMA Event Organiser – “Ok members of the press can you please be seated. We have gathered here today as FARTMMA are entering an exciting part of our future and that’s right I can….. * A commotion comes from behind the curtain, the curtain is pulled back and all that can be seen is the back of a large bald man in a rather loose-fitting tracksuit* Liam Davidson – “You missed me? The self-proclaimed org jumper is here and ready to stamp his name on the world once again.” *Media taking photos and bombarding Liam with questions” Liam Davidson – “Hud your horses sugar tits let me sit down and drink my Tennents and relax myself, haven’t sat in front of an audience since my departure from Havoc Fighting League” *Liam Sits down and begins chugging down his pint. Liam grabs a pre-prepared announcement from his pocket” Liam Davidson – “So lets get at it, After returning from my vacation, I have been looking at ways to get back into the business and have dipped my hand in a few pies to see what everything was like and where I could pitch up my tent and begin working my magic”. *Ibrahim walks in and stands near the back* Liam Davidson – “It was well documented that FARTMMA was available to the rigcht person and well lets be honest, only I cun tak a top 10 org and make it one o the best orgs in the game, I huv done it before and I will d it again. Event Organiser – “Liam will take a few questions from the media, yes you over there” Reporter – “Hello this is Lisa, from Tycoon Times what made you come back and buy an org straight away” Liam - “Glad to have finally caught your name darling, great question sugar tits, well its simple really, I needed a route back in tae the business and when a hurd that the org was available I was on the first plane to sign the dacuments. Reporter – “Liam, what is your aim with the org” Liam – “Well I will be looking tae continue the stepping stones already in place and create an org that every person and there dug wants to be apart of. The org will continue to be restricted till our fighters are capable of going oot there and smashing the fart oot everyone available. Event Organiser – “That’s all we have time for ladies and gentlemen, thanks for attending and stay tuned over the coming months to witness the evolution of an org” *The lights go out and the dust settles, all that’s left is a Havoc logo and Liam’s finished pint* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 "sugar tits" had me giggling. Best of luck mate. I'm sure you'll do great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 We caught a picture of reporter Lisa "Sugar Tits" Santorini ! Only at #FARTMMA 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1903 Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Cheers just looking to create a buzz on the forum as since my return it clear something is missing on the forums now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zackmartin11 Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 What is Camara doing these days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 What is Camara doing these days ? Banging Sugar Tits of course 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1903 Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Alteast people actually speaking about it! Need this sort of stuff on the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 What is Camara doing these days ? Pretending Miss Miracle is real 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeF Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 those news so breaking they broke the tycoon newspaper last night lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1903 Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 those news so breaking they broke the tycoon newspaper last night lmao What haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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