Mannetosen Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Huge props to Drnold for stepping in at the last minute, after a certain Printing Press Pussy left Panic hanging for close to two weeks. Ahead of the fight, the newly named Satanic Panic would like to make a statement. Satanic Panic Greetings, all, and praise be to the Great Deceiver.Immediately after signing with my new management, I pushed for a title defense against Paddy Mcgillicutty, as I figured his illustrious career and well-deserved hype merited a crack at the title.Mattias Lundgren, being a good sport, offered the fight the same day, but Paddy tucked his tail and ran despite talking a big game about taking my belt from me in public. Because of this, I'm defending my belt against a fighter with a losing record, on a losing streak, who just got blasted by my main training partner.I think this is bullshit, and I'm not gonna let some two-bit Conor McGregor wannabe jerk me around. As such, Paddy Mcgillicutty is not getting a title shot in King of Fighters: Iron Wolf until he's had at least 5 fights. Let us try to see you talk your way out of that one, you insufferable twat. That has been all. Hail Satan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Bloeblabla Satanic Panic More bloeblabla I think this is bullshit, and I'm not gonna let some two-bit Conor McGregor wannabe jerk me around. As such, Paddy Mcgillicutty is not getting a title shot in King of Fighters: Iron Wolf until he's had at least 5 fights. Let us try to see you talk your way out of that one, you insufferable twat. That has been all. Hail Satan. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Don't flatter yourself, you aren't calling any shots here. When I take my next fight, a shiny belt will be on the line. If you are holding it at that time and refuse to defend, you'll be stripped off your belt and bow down to me like a bitch. Now be a good boy and go beat up another can, while I keep busy with more important things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Don't flatter yourself, you aren't calling any shots here. When I take my next fight, a shiny belt will be on the line. If you are holding it at that time and refuse to defend, you'll be stripped off your belt and bow down to me like a bitch. Now be a good boy and go beat up another can, while I keep busy with more important things. Satanic Panic A lot of bark, and very little bite. Go play fetch or something. I even had plastic surgery to try and goad you into a fight, but you still hid like the yappy little shit you are. #fivewinsorfuckoff #burnchurchesnotbridges 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Satanic Panic A lot of bark, and very little bite. Go play fetch or something. I even had plastic surgery to try and goad you into a fight, but you still hid like the yappy little shit you are. #fivewinsorfuckoff #burnchurchesnotbridges http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty True, you bark a lot, but do not bite. Curious to see when you'll ever get your first big win. If you seriously did have plastic surgery, I am willing to offer you my legal team to sue that surgeon. Free of charge, I know that you don't make much money. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty True, you bark a lot, but do not bite. Curious to see when you'll ever get your first big win. If you seriously did have plastic surgery, I am willing to offer you my legal team to sue that surgeon. Free of charge, I know that you don't make much money. You're welcome. Satanic Panic Oooh, good one. Talking about money and pretending to be the A-side of anything other than a glory hole. Very original. Enjoy your next three fights. Even if you get catastrophically fucked up in all of them, I'll still give you a title shot. We're big on participation trophies here in Norway, so I won't let your wittle efforts go unnoticed. Ave Satani 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Satanic Panic Oooh, good one. Talking about money and pretending to be the A-side of anything other than a glory hole. Very original. Enjoy your next three fights. Even if you get catastrophically fucked up in all of them, I'll still give you a title shot. We're big on participation trophies here in Norway, so I won't let your wittle efforts go unnoticed. Ave Satani http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty So you are not taking me up on my generous offer to use my legal team free of charge, to sue your plastic 'surgeon'? How rude. Now go 'fight' another tomato can and run around like you are relevant. I'll let you know whenever I am interested in a third pro bout and then you can hand me over my belt. Until then, keep my seat hot, I like it hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty So you are not taking me up on my generous offer to use my legal team free of charge, to sue your plastic 'surgeon'? How rude. Now go 'fight' another tomato can and run around like you are relevant. I'll let you know whenever I am interested in a third pro bout and then you can hand me over my belt. Until then, keep my seat hot, I like it hot. Satanic Panic You're like a broken record. Speaking of records, look who just showed up! Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad Hey guys, Keith Kenneth here. After releasing my hit single 'Sweet Patricia' to rave reviews, I've kept my nose to the grindstone. As it's been impossible to get a fight lately, mainly due to Paddy Mcgillicutty having emergency surgery after he started explosively excreting pus from his mangina like some kind of plague volcano, I've focused on my music. Today, I am happy to announce that my first album, "Rear Naked Renegade", has been picked up by a major label. I look forward to share more of my particular brand of outlaw country with my hordes of faithful fans. I'm not yet ready to release any of my singles, but I'll drop some of the track names as a teaser. Enjoy. Bungalow Boogaloo Rather be a Farmer Paddy's Pus-Plagued Pussy Backroad Blues Duel at Dawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Satanic Panic You're like a broken record. Speaking of records, look who just showed up! Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad Hey guys, Keith Kenneth here. After releasing my hit single 'Sweet Patricia' to rave reviews, I've kept my nose to the grindstone. As it's been impossible to get a fight lately, mainly due to Paddy Mcgillicutty having emergency surgery after he started explosively excreting pus from his mangina like some kind of plague volcano, I've focused on my music. Today, I am happy to announce that my first album, "Rear Naked Renegade", has been picked up by a major label. I look forward to share more of my particular brand of outlaw country with my hordes of faithful fans. I'm not yet ready to release any of my singles, but I'll drop some of the track names as a teaser. Enjoy. Bungalow Boogaloo Rather be a Farmer Paddy's Pus-Plagued Pussy Backroad Blues Duel at Dawn http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Did your plastic 'surgeon' help Keith as well? Satan himself couldn't have done a worse job at creation human beings. You boys do however sing nicely in tune, so that's promising. One day, you could start your own boyband. Now remember, seat.... hot... belt.... dance monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannetosen Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Did your plastic 'surgeon' help Keith as well? Satan himself couldn't have done a worse job at creation human beings. You boys do however sing nicely in tune, so that's promising. One day, you could start your own boyband. Now remember, seat.... hot... belt.... dance monkey. Satanic Panic I've made a Paddy Mcgillicutty bot which can write your posts for you. Try it out, It'll probably be less repetitive. It consists of two lines of code. if (opponent = better) { action = "tuck and run" greeting = "i huf munney"; } } else { action = "post to Tycoon Times"; } 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Satanic Panic I've made a Paddy Mcgillicutty bot which can write your posts for you. Try it out, It'll probably be less repetitive. It consists of two lines of code. if (opponent = better) { action = "tuck and run" greeting = "i huf munney"; } } else { action = "post to Tycoon Times"; } http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15848838896471.jpg Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty Your programming skills are not unlike your chances of ever being relevant, non-existing. Did you check in into the Red Roof Inn again? Poor you, walk like a champion, live fearlessly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 Tiger King: Had a great fight for the title end in a Majority Draw, soooo close. Had I connected there I would be wearing that awesome belt. A head kick by Zaintashara misses and Exotic counters with a stiff right hand. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gifZaintashara is rocked! A big left from Exotic misses. Exotic misses with a lunging right hand https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1025352 On to the next challenge, Jorma and his killer project. Happy to once again collide vs Camp Oltsu, we always put on a great show for the fans! https://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=362374&fidb=361132 I also want to applaud the matchmaking here. A lot of org owners would instantly rebook the same title fight but this next fight is a great fight, no complaints here. If I can beat the FinnFighter I deserve to wear the belt, simple as that. We had to switch our camps really fast for this next one to cater to the next challenge, huge thanks to Den Den at My Gym in St Petes for graciously allowing us to train there. This org is going very strong, I encourage any 360k fighter to come and try taking these belts, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Roberto Fabinho will bury you Tiger King within two months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Mauro Okongwu will be ready to eat up the 265lb champion very soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosu Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 Thanksgiving came late for Big Daddy! I got served up Quinnen Williams and feasted on his bitch ass. White meat, dark meat, it's all the same. Line them up, I'm gonna fry them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Luiz "El Tomador de Almas" Mendoza 4-0-0 Fourth fight, fourth quick stoppage win, my third first round stoppage. I once again proved my worth and feel confident enough to claim that I could form a good challenge for the champion. I hope to have earned my title shot with this latest brutal win, as I want that belt! First however it is time to enjoy the holidays and then focus on my next fight, hopefully for the belt. A big thank you to all my fans for their continious support, as well as to my manager who keeps up with my crazy rituals. As long as I keep winning, I am probably going to be supported by him no matter what stuff I do in my free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 11/29/2020 at 1:42 AM, goosu said: Thanksgiving came late for Big Daddy! I got served up Quinnen Williams and feasted on his bitch ass. White meat, dark meat, it's all the same. Line them up, I'm gonna fry them all. https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=363987 Imma run up on you Big Daddy. Best be ready to feel true Okongwu power. I been beating bigger and better fighters than you in sparring and ready to show the world what I'm made of. You best believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welldone Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 12/12/2020 at 4:47 PM, bjornmma1 said: Luiz "El Tomador de Almas" Mendoza 4-0-0 Fourth fight, fourth quick stoppage win, my third first round stoppage. I once again proved my worth and feel confident enough to claim that I could form a good challenge for the champion. I hope to have earned my title shot with this latest brutal win, as I want that belt! First however it is time to enjoy the holidays and then focus on my next fight, hopefully for the belt. A big thank you to all my fans for their continious support, as well as to my manager who keeps up with my crazy rituals. As long as I keep winning, I am probably going to be supported by him no matter what stuff I do in my free time. Tekashi just kick your ass ! He his the King of New York Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 18 minutes ago, Welldone said: Tekashi just kick your ass ! He his the King of New York Luiz "El Tomador de Almas" Mendoza 4-1-0 He did excellent, I failed. But no worries, morale is high, I learned a lot from this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 On 1/9/2021 at 10:17 PM, bjornmma1 said: Luiz "El Tomador de Almas" Mendoza 4-1-0 He did excellent, I failed. But no worries, morale is high, I learned a lot from this one. Awesome avatar he’s got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 2-0-0 390 p4p I have my eyes set on something big: KoF:IW St. Valentines Massacre! My management team will soon contact the highly esteemed org owner to open talks. No matter what happens, it's going to get ugly on the 13rd of February! Stay tuned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosu Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 5:03 AM, MasterLeader said: https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=363987 Imma run up on you Big Daddy. Best be ready to feel true Okongwu power. I been beating bigger and better fighters than you in sparring and ready to show the world what I'm made of. You best believe that. Sparring is practice, this the real deal. We'll see what type of dawg you got in you on primetime. One of us is leaving that cage unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldbones Posted January 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 2:13 PM, goosu said: Sparring is practice, this the real deal. We'll see what type of dawg you got in you on primetime. One of us is leaving that cage unconscious. Big words from the two most exciting heavyweights in KoF who definitely have the ability to back them up, let's see though who has that Iron Wolf blood running through their veins. If this fight ends in KO, I'll send a nice $100,000 bonus to the Manager's account faster than they can get back to the locker room and check their bank statement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterLeader Posted February 6, 2021 Report Share Posted February 6, 2021 So my fighter outlanded Big Daddy, dodged almost every strike of his and dropped Big Daddy with a right hook, Big Daddy got up and finished my fighter with a head kick KO. Wtf is the commentary like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosu Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 5:03 AM, MasterLeader said: https://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=363987 Imma run up on you Big Daddy. Best be ready to feel true Okongwu power. I been beating bigger and better fighters than you in sparring and ready to show the world what I'm made of. You best believe that. I don't know what bums you sparring, but I do know you got taught to bend the knee to a bigger, better fighter tonight! Where's my 100 gs baby!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squiiid28 Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 3 hours ago, MasterLeader said: So my fighter outlanded Big Daddy, dodged almost every strike of his and dropped Big Daddy with a right hook, Big Daddy got up and finished my fighter with a head kick KO. Wtf is the commentary like. Sounds like ur boy has a glass jaw and fake KO power to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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