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#41 BlakePhoenix

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Posted 11 February 2018 - 08:45 AM

Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?


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#42 BigTree

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Posted 11 February 2018 - 08:04 PM

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck


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#43 tomodinho

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Posted 13 February 2018 - 09:44 PM

When two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
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#44 philofthefuture

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 05:18 PM

Imagine your girlfriend and your mom.

 

Their bodies got swapped (your mom's consciousness in your gf's body and vice versa) and you need to have sex with 1 of them for them to get back to normal.

Who'd you bang?


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#45 Affekonig

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 11:48 AM

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


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#46 Steve159706

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 05:39 AM

If a door is slightly open then its ajar. Therefore if a jar is slightly open is it a door?
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#47 Cobb

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 01:59 AM

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane  crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?


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#48 Affekonig

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 11:17 AM

If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, then why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?


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#49 Cobb

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Posted 23 April 2018 - 07:45 PM

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


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#50 Affekonig

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Posted 30 April 2018 - 11:06 AM

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


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#51 Cobb

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Posted 01 May 2018 - 04:12 AM

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?


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#52 Affekonig

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Posted 01 May 2018 - 12:00 PM

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?


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#53 Cobb

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Posted 01 May 2018 - 09:15 PM

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?


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#54 philofthefuture

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 12:06 AM

what do tone deaf people hear?


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#55 Cobb

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Posted 02 May 2018 - 12:30 AM

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


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#56 kenlow73

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 07:27 AM

why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?


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#57 TheRealDon

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 10:13 AM

Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it?

If there's no God, what do Atheists not believe in?
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#58 YoungFisch

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 10:16 AM

Nice mix of mental retardation and good banter on this thread, fantastic, I love it.  


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#59 YoungFisch

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 10:23 AM

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck

 

So you can look at what's coming at you and avoid it. 


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#60 YoungFisch

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 10:25 AM

Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it?

If there's no God, what do Atheists not believe in?

 

This logic simply makes no sense. 


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