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#21 Mystery

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 08:51 AM

I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle but noone else would ever know. Still not sure if that's a good choice lol, as I know nothing about her other than she's ugly lol.

 

Would you rather have aids or stage 3 prostate cancer? 


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#22 Steeve

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:10 AM

I'd rather have sex with Susan Boyle but noone else would ever know. Still not sure if that's a good choice lol, as I know nothing about her other than she's ugly lol.

 

Would you rather have aids or stage 3 prostate cancer? 

Aids, you are still physically able to have sex and medicine to manage the disease is getting better.

 

Being a grown man, would you rather have the body of a 10 year old child with a normal sized dick, or the body of a grown man with the dick of a 10 year old child?

 

I want a serious answer. Think of the implications of both situations before you answer.


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#23 Viking

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:26 AM

If you don't want to answer don't post anything...

 

 

 

What are you talking about? I said "I wouldnt do it" Which means, I would let those assholes think I did it.


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#24 RozzaD

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 12:43 PM

 

 

 

What are you talking about? I said "I wouldnt do it" Which means, I would let those assholes think I did it.

 

oh lol i thought you meant you would do neither... my baaad


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#25 Face Kicker

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 06:36 PM

 

oh lol i thought you meant you would do neither... my baaad

 

haha, that's actually what i thought he meant too :P


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Posted 23 March 2014 - 06:46 PM

Aids, you are still physically able to have sex and medicine to manage the disease is getting better.

 

Being a grown man, would you rather have the body of a 10 year old child with a normal sized dick, or the body of a grown man with the dick of a 10 year old child?

 

I want a serious answer. Think of the implications of both situations before you answer.

 

i would rather have the body of a grown man with the dick of a 10 year old.  if it's the dick of 10 year old that would end up with a 12 inch dick when he's fully grown, then it probably wouldn't be much (if at all) smaller than a normal adult penis.  had you said a 3 year old's penis then i'd probably have gone the other way, since then it wouldn't be possible to get an erection or have an orgasm, which would be a dealbreaker.

 

 

would you rather have your mouth and your butthole switch places for the rest of your life (basically having your digestive system completely reversed), OR have a 3-way for a minimum of one hour with both of your grandmothers (it will continue as long as it takes for everyone to achieve at least one orgasm)


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#27 RozzaD

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 07:42 PM

 

 

would you rather have your mouth and your butthole switch places for the rest of your life (basically having your digestive system completely reversed), OR have a 3-way for a minimum of one hour with both of your grandmothers (it will continue as long as it takes for everyone to achieve at least one orgasm)

 

This is sooo dark lol but I would have to have a 3way with my (if they were alive) grannies... i feel like being sick as I say that but truthfully who the fuck wants an asshole where there mouth is for life.. I guess you'd talk a lot of shit though.. HAYYYOOO!

 

Anyway, I'll ease up the tone a little here! Would you rather be half your height or double your weight (in fat)?


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Posted 23 March 2014 - 07:55 PM

 

This is sooo dark lol but I would have to have a 3way with my (if they were alive) grannies... i feel like being sick as I say that but truthfully who the fuck wants an asshole where there mouth is for life.. I guess you'd talk a lot of shit though.. HAYYYOOO!

 

Anyway, I'll ease up the tone a little here! Would you rather be half your height or double your weight (in fat)?

 

 

Well I would be 500 lbs if I was double my weight and that would be pretty tough but I would still chose that.

 

 

What would you chose, to remove your sense of smell or remove the sense of taste?


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#29 AK47

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 11:23 PM

 

 

Well I would be 500 lbs if I was double my weight and that would be pretty tough but I would still chose that.

 

 

What would you chose, to remove your sense of smell or remove the sense of taste?

sense of taste since i could win lots of money eating nasty shit.

 

have constant anal leakage (for life) or to have constant charlie horses that range in pain (for life)


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 12:00 AM

sense of taste since i could win lots of money eating nasty shit.

 

have constant anal leakage (for life) or to have constant charlie horses that range in pain (for life)

 

I would choose constant charlie horses because with constant anal leakage I would likely need a diaper(kids at my high school would be vicious).

 

Would you rather masturbate to your parents lovemaking(until you orgasm and you must look at them at all times) OR have your parents masturbate at your lovemaking(it can be with your wife, gf, or any female friends). Your in the room with them in both scenarios.


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#31 Viking

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:21 AM

I think you killed the thread Jacman


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 10:26 AM

What the actual fuck


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#33 Scooby

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:21 AM

What the ENTIRE fuck
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#34 RozzaD

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:30 AM

Ah heeeell nah!!! I answered the 3 way with your grannie's question so that's me out for this one.. Will leave it to another brave man to answer this shit.


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:42 AM

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 03:20 PM

Would you rather masturbate to your parents lovemaking(until you orgasm and you must look at them at all times) OR have your parents masturbate at your lovemaking(it can be with your wife, gf, or any female friends). Your in the room with them in both scenarios.

You're dark, not quiet 3-way with your grantparents dark, but still, sick puppy......

Probs take them watching me though cause that'd only scare me, not scar me for life (tbf, this wouldn't be too bad a question to answer if you were adopted)

 

Question for Jacman to answer since he's a sick and twisted individual, would you rather;

A) Coach your Grandparents in "Lovemaking"

B) Have your grandparents coach you and a female friend in lovemaking

(both options are nude practicals.)


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#37 Steeve

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 06:10 PM

 

I would choose constant charlie horses because with constant anal leakage I would likely need a diaper(kids at my high school would be vicious).

 

Would you rather masturbate to your parents lovemaking(until you orgasm and you must look at them at all times) OR have your parents masturbate at your lovemaking(it can be with your wife, gf, or any female friends). Your in the room with them in both scenarios.

I would masturbate to my parents masturbating to me masturbating.

 

Would you rather have a dick on your head or a head on your dick?

 

 No, let's keep it serious. Would you rather walk around with a Hitler mustache or be in the sex offender registry?


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:05 PM

 No, let's keep it serious. Would you rather walk around with a Hitler mustache or be in the sex offender registry?

Ill take the Hitler 'stache but that's because I coach kids in various sports. If you're in the registry they don't let you coach...

 

Would you rather have your big toe nail pulled off or have a tooth pulled out?


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#39 Scooby

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Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:21 PM

Ill take the Hitler 'stache but that's because I coach kids in various sports. If you're in the registry they don't let you coach...

 

Would you rather have your big toe nail pulled off or have a tooth pulled out?

 

Same about coaching, i'd rather loose a toenail than a tooth,it'll stop hurting and it will just be cosmetics, teeth aremore attractive, and useful than toenails.

 

Me and my cousin always asked this, Would you rather be On land in a huge field with a lion or bleeding in a big lake with a great white shark nearby?


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Posted 24 March 2014 - 08:21 PM

Ill take the Hitler 'stache but that's because I coach kids in various sports. If you're in the registry they don't let you coach...

 

Would you rather have your big toe nail pulled off or have a tooth pulled out?

 

 

I would rather have my nail pulled off.

 

 

 

Lose all the hair on the body, eyebrows, head, everything or lose the left hand?


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