BEEF: Tree Of Life Fighter Interviews

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BEEF Tree Of Life Radio Show

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[Scooby]

BEEF Tree Of Life: Andy Mcollum Heavyweight Contender

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have Andy McCollum dropping in for our BEEF Tree Of Life, Nice to meet you Andy, we will get right into our interview and pick the brain of an up and coming heavyweight in our organization.

First, Without giving up too much information on your strategy for your upcoming fight against Sakad Kiatsongrit, How do you best describe your game and what inspired you to become a MMA fighter?

Andy: To be honest, I never thought I could become a decent, or even good MMA fighter. When I was younger, I used to go to amateur wrestling classes and I developed a passion for the sport. Grappling has always been something that amazed me, that's why I've been concentrating on wrestling and BJJ. When I started training with Team Listerman, that's where my passion became reality.

Wow, it sounds like your ties with Team Listerman are pretty strong. Can you describe what it’s like to be a part of Team Listerman and representing Elite Threads and GREEN160?

Andy: Being part of Team Listerman in simply the best. I've been treated like a king ever since I joined, and the quality of training they offer is just amazing. I couldn't ask for better surroundings since they all helped me growing fast. My sponsors, Elite Canadian Threads and GREEN! have supplied me with the best products around, and I'm proud to be a part of them.

Now to the nitty gritty, how do you feel about your upcoming opponent Sakad and where is your confidence levels resting these days?

Andy: Kiatsongrit is the kind of opponent I like the test my skills against. He is a well rounded fighter and will surely be a tough opponent, that's for sure, but I'm confident that I will manage to overpower him in every aspect of the game. I've been training too hard to let that go to waste.

Sounds like you enjoy a stiff competition rather than finding cake opponents, what held you back against Terance Proctor? What are your future goals? Become a champ in the weightclass, pound for pound best in the org or in the world?

Andy: Stiff competition is what makes you better! You learn a lot more against stronger opponents, and that's what I like. When I fought Proctor, I couldn't put my gameplay to work, since I didn't expect to be off my back during the fight. He overpowered me and pretty much did what I wanted to do, so he was the better man and deserved the win.
Right now, the only goal I have is to train and get better. I still have a lot of holes in my game and I know it, so I'm concentrating on training, instead of drooling at the opportunity of a title shot, like all young fighters seem to do.

Interesting point of view and very mature about it, a man with a free spirit shall never be upset. What do you think about a true openweight division opening up and do you believe a lot of fighters will be willing to test the waters there?

Andy: I'm sure an openweight division would work well. There's no better challenge than to fight someone of a different weight class. People tend to think that the bigger fighters would have an advantage there, but I beg to differ.

And lastly before we let you get off air and back to training, How do you feel about the change in management in your fighting organization from LFC to what is now known as BEEF?

Andy: I was a bit surprised when Listerman told us he was going to let go the LFC, but at the same time, it made a lot of sense. Ever since the change happened, he's a lot more relaxed around the gym, and he spends more time with all his fighters. I think it's for the best. We got scared when we heard about the new manager that took over the LFC, but it's been great ever since, he showed us that he was caring and he's doing an awesome job!

Wow, I expected more of a revolt, there, thanks for joining us here on BEEF Tree Of Life Radio show, we should be back next week with more action with our fighters

[Scooby]

We are back again for our second GENUINE session of fighter interviews and bios coming from BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Show.

We have with us today our very own Rocky McClogan, competitor in our Heavyweight division preparing to go to war Saturday night in Montreal.

Rocky, nice to have you on and thank you for taking the time to sit with us. I hear you have 92 wins as a boxer many by KO's in the first round, what deciding factors made you jump ship to MMA?

Rocky: . I got bored with boxing. I had great success and all but when I when I got indroduced BJJ I fell in love right away. Just the idea of kicking and choking someone in a fight rather than just punching someone was just so muchmore satisfying.

Haha, thats a pretty violent response but what should I expect from a fighter who has nearly collected 100 bodies before even stepping into a cage! Describe for us your also violent knockout victory against Bo Frost in one word.

Rocky: Domination. Just pure beautiful domination

Yeah that was exactly what it was, I dont want to make you feel like this is job interview anymore, in my opinion you have the best job in the world fighting for BEEF, but how are you preparing for Saturday's opponent, Mariusz Pudzianowski?

Rocky: I'm going to use my strong point, my boxing of course on him. There isn't a lot of guys out there who can take my punch.

That figures, do you think he stands a chance or is he like all of the rest of your victims?

Rocky: He's a big man, there's always a chance he might get me with something but I think I'm just too fast and athletic for him to deal with. First round KO is what I'm going for.

Rocky seems to be quite cocky here on the radio, lets see if it transfers over to the cage. Rocky would you be interested in BEEF's future 135-265+ openweight division coming soon?

Rocky: Haven't heard anything about that. Open weight isn't a thing I'm interested though.

Understood, and lastly... Why do you feel you haven't received any sponsorship offers as of late? Are you worried about that?

Rocky: Haven't really thought about those yet. I'm well covered financially by my manager at the moment. I don't really have much name around this sport yet so it's natural no one is throwing money at my way. It'll chance soon enough though.

Thats very understandable, and once again you prove to be a very confident fellow, im sure you will get a little more attention now that you've been on the radio show, thanks for joining us and we hope to have you back on soon, good luck in your fight saturday.

Rocky: Thank you for having me and I shall prosper!

Thank you all for listening into BEEF: Tree Of Life and if you are interested in doing a fighter interview please contact the show at 89629.

[Scooby]

Welcome back to BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Show where we have a special guest. Our super-heavyweight champion of the world is joining us now, Neo Kable,

Neo… How does it feel to have your name tied to that at such a young age in the sport? How long do you plan to enjoy this success?

Kable: It's a big surprise even to myself. I never expected to become EVO champion so quickly. I plan to just enjoy myself fighting in MMA. Win or lose, I will continue to fight until I either no longer enjoy it or can no longer continue due to injuries and age.

I don’t think anyone could expect the success you’ve had in such a short amount of time. Its good to hear someone plan to stay in the cage for so long as well. So, in my day job, I am a cable-guy. So I’ve always wondered, what inspired your parents to name you Neo Kable? The movie “Matrix”? Or Larry the cable guy? Also, where does the nickname the final boss come from?

Kable: I am simply Neo Kable. That is all you need to know. My nickname "The Final Boss" comes from video game boss battles. Typically the final boss is the hardest test and is the biggest badass. I am big and dangerous and scary, therefore I am The Final Boss. Imagine Mike Tyson in the Nintendo Punch-Out video game. Monstrous and very difficult to defeat.

Man Mike Tyson was very hard to beat on that game and I always forgot the level password to start off against him. Anyway, Less than 3 minutes... That’s how long it took for you to set up a convenient sleeping environment for Iiro Tolonen, mac tyson and most recently John Bunting. Also, you have only went longer than 3 minutes 3 times in your career. Youre a true minuteman, ladies wouldnt like the sound of that for a true superheavyweight. How do you manage to Knock out everyone in your path EVERY-Time?

Kable: I just go out there to destroy my opponent every time. If he destroys me, so be it. But if he is not up to the challenge, he will be smashed quickly.

Well I guess everyone you’ve fought, in a sense… was not up to the challenge. Is there anyone out here that you believe has a chance at beating you? Name some people you'd like to knockout?

Kable: I believe anyone is beatable. All of the opponents I have defeated in EVO are capable of defeating me, just as I am capable of defeating them. I believe John Bunting poses the most difficult challenge for me. His fighting style is very dangerous for me. Iiro Tolonen is another fighter I have a lot of respect for and I believe we will fight at least one more time in the future. Both of those men are entered in the upcoming EVO tournament so there is a good chance I will face at least one of them there, and As far as who I would like to knock out: Kyle Carlton. Perhaps I will move down to heavyweight or he can move up to my division.

Kyle Carlton, I didn’t expect that one but I can understand why. I hope this fight can happen one day. On the subject of Superfights, I was going to ask this off air without crossing any boundaries, but would you and EVO ever be willing to hold a superfight as the main event to a tournament finale in BEEF?

Kable: I am unaware of the BEEF organization. However, I am always willing to fight whoever EVO matches me up with, regardless of where it takes place. Ethan is an aggressive manager and never tries to sway me from accepting a fight.

Run by me of course, BEEF is a smaller 210k (tournament based) org run in Montreal building up its reputation slowly in tycoon and in the forums. We also plan to hold Superfights if some fighters want to collaborate in a neutral sight and will give the org the opportunity to “wine and dine” them before indulging in their funfest.

My last question before we get to some fan mail, Overshadowed by Al-Din vs Womba and the fact that Womba is a worthy applicant for FOTY do you feel people of tycoon have overlooked you? You sure would be the FOTY in my book if i had a vote.

Kable: No I do not feel overlooked. Taj is a great fighter and I have much respect for him. Those fighters being considered for Fighter of the Year certainly deserve it more than I do. I am still very new to fighting in the big leagues. The other fighters are more accomplished and though I respect all my opponents and my most recent ones have been excellent, Taj and the others have fought more consistent and high ranked opponents. The super heavyweight division is not as deep with talent as light heavyweight and some of the others, so it will always be difficult for a super heavyweight to be in contention for Fighter of the Year. Perhaps I can be in contention for Upset of the Year for defeating Tolonen in my first fight with the company.

Thank you for your interview and your time, here is the fan mail from a newcoming superheavyweight I mentioned if you dont mind responding to.

Coming from Tukka Mauler 225805 I am amazed by your skills and cant wait for the opportunity to get back into the cage, in the mean time I have been competing in Doughnut eating contests, especially the ones that are filled with strawberry jelly. I think im getting an erection just thinking about all those pies I ate before last fight.Oh yeah, and did you hear about these new snack cakes coming out in 2014? Theyre shaped like a shaft and shoot cream in your mouth just like a $%$# Sorry for getting sidetracked. My question is, Is it possible for a fighter like me to become half as skilled as you?

Kable: Tukka, just keep training hard. Every fighter is different and has his own individual strengths. Fight to your own style and you will have success.

Neo, Thank you for your time, im very thankful for your interview and I hope you continue to put on these amazing shows for the fans and maybe one day become #1 P4P in the world, thank you all for joining us and remember if you’d like to be on the show contact me at 89629.

[Rambo]

Neooooooooo Kable. All praise be to the glorious champ.

[Scooby]

Neooooooooo Kable. All praise be to the glorious champ.

LOL thank you for actually paying attention to this thread lol we got 1 visitor Wooo HOOO!!!

[listerman]

You have more visitors than you think I like those kind of reads, I didn't know about that fighter who's 19-0, now I'm gonna pay more attention to him

[Scooby]

You have more visitors than you think I like those kind of reads, I didn't know about that fighter who's 19-0, now I'm gonna pay more attention to him

LOL this is exactly what happened to me, i was looking for the next big fight after Al Din and Womba and found him

[Scooby]

Welcome all fight fans, we are back on BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Show where we are honored to have Sterling Slater on the phone, unfortunately he wasn’t able to come in to the studio but nevertheless we got the busy man on the show. How are you doing today Sterling, Congratulations on your win over Osirus Loveladdy and how does it feel to be the new BEEF Heavyweight champion?

Sterling: Alright wee lad! I'm good of course I am the new heavyweight champ. Although if there is one thing I am disappointed about, its the fact that I had to beat a much more inferior man to get the belt. Probably the easiest fight of my young career to be honest. Ah well, looks like I've got some tough competition ahead of me.

Wow, harsh words for Osirus. I cant help but notice Big Bob left Heritage in Rio just to come over and display his hatred for you in BEEF’s cages.

Sterling: Haha no pun intended on the beef right?! Well, I don' really have beef with big bob, but maybe that will change - he seems to be out to get me seeing as he has changed org and targeted me. But, thats more because of my manager, Rory Daly and his manager, Scottie Power, have a bit of history. They are mates and that but I think they just like to have braggin rights over each other.

Wow,this seems well bigger than two fighters in a cell, what do you expect from Big Bob?

Sterling: Firstly, without a doubt I expect him to be my toughest competition yet. He looks to have good Muay Thai skills and likes to hit em with the kicks. I will be prepared for anything though and he better keep his hands up while he is throwing out a kick because I got serious power in these hands. The fans can expect a war though thats for sure. I don't go down easy and neither does he.

This is a war we are greatly anticipating, I wonder if this bout will happen more than once. What are your goals in your career and how are you enjoying your stay at BEEF?

Sterling: BEEF has been great so far and I am sure I have a bright future in BEEF. As for my career goals in the long term I aim to be one of the best heavyweights out there. Yea I still got a long way to go but I've started off strong and will only get stronger.

That’s great to hear and hopefully we can continue to renew the competition while building fighters and the organization to keep you guys happy. We have just received news that Osirus was officially dropped from Loveladdy fight team ironically after his defeat against you. What would you suggest to the next fight team that decides to pick him up?

 

Sterling: Haha, looks like Loveladdy does have a brain in there! Osiris should not enter a cage again for his personal safety and dignity. As I have mentioned before he only took 4 punches and his face looked like a tomato.

Hahaha, Sterling, youre hilarious, we will definitely have to get you back here, lastly, before we let you go, how do you feel about traveling from Rio to montreal for each of your events? Does it bother you?

Sterling: I don't mind it too much, flying on the private jet gets me mentally prepared for a fight, I just relax and get in the zone. Strangely enough both Big Bobs' manager and mine have their fighters at my gym in Rio!
Anyway, I gotta go, time to feed these guns and ready them for a brutal overhand right knockout against Bob.

Alright buddy thanks for joining us and good luck on your upcoming fight.

Thank you for listening in and we are glad to have all of our followers here, Enjoy

[Scooby]

Post SHW K1 Showdown Semi-Final Press conference Interview brought to you by BEEF: Tree Of Life staff

 

BEEF Rep: Tobin, what a great showing out there, how does this win make you feel?

 

Tobin: I feel great, despite my trash talk, i was disappointed that the doctor stopped me from turning this pretty boy's face into mashed potatoes. Its really unfortunate, hopefully Team Garcia doesnt fire that bum for the way i whipped him.

 

BEEF Rep: Well Tobin, from what Pretty Boy stated moments ago while Miss Walker, Jamie's mom was talking to you in the hallway, it seems like he was pretty upset with the doctor as well and was very demanding about a rematch.

 

Tobin: Oh, thats what was going on? Well, im glad to hear Team Garcia doesnt plan on dropping him, i wish him the best of luck in the CONSOLATION bracket and let him know i am willing to CONSOLE him on any emotional damage i caused tonight. As for a rematch, of course im willing to whip his ass again.

 

BEEF Rep: Watch your mouth Tobin, we are live here... Do you want to comment on what Miss Walker confronted you about in the hallway?

 

Tobin: Well maam, you just told me to watch my mouth, so i wont really get into much detail, but it was mainly about the BENEFITS she's offering me as a way of thanking me for sparing her son's life. I told her this was not the setting for that and that i spared him out of the goodness of my heart and not because she asked me to.

 

BEEF Rep: Wow, is that why she was on her knees and tugging at your pants? What are your future plans?

 

Tobin: Yes thats why, but im such a respectful guy i told her in a hallway on the way to my changing room is not the right place for that. As for the future, at the weigh in for our rematch when i step on the scale and drop the towel, she will handle that benefit for me... I will probably let a load off to help me cut weight and also in my Corner between rounds she.... (BEEF Rep INTERRUPTS)

 

BEEF Rep: Tobin, i didnt mean your future plans with her, what do you plan to do here in London and at SHW K1?

 

Tobin: Oh, ha, i was wondering why you were asking that since she was planning to do everything in front of the world anyway... I plan on first focusing in on winning this tournament, my next opponent is a skilled and focused fighter, i cant take him lightly. I plan to win the fight of the tournament award, KO of the tournament award and the best trashtalker of the tournament award. I want London to fall in love with their new K1 superstar. Afterwards, i will give Jamie a rematch since he desires one, and i plan on training for a while at my favorite gym, STEEL PEN'S FURIOUS STYLES with my best friend Jacob Israel. Hopefully i can become the openweight champion and stay that way for a long time coming in this organization, I look up to the Great Qing Kong and hope one day i will be as good as him, and of course AaronThaiGuy is an awesome owner to fight for and i think he will get me the opportunity to do that one day, i really enjoy fighting here.

 

BEEF Rep: Lots of good words for many influences around the K1 world, well, what do you have to say abou... (Tobin Interrupts)

 

Tobin: Listen, im trying to stay focused here, i need to cut this interview short, go interview Jamie's mom or something but i have to get back to the gym, thanks for having me and all and just call me up after this tournament is over

 

BEEF Rep: Well not much to say about that one, interesting to say the least

[Scooby]

El Tamale Caliente Ricardo Santiago here reporting in behalf of BEEF:Tree Of Life and we are marveled at the opportunity to have the great Taj Al Din himself in our studios for a live interview and a bit of fan mail for you before you get out of here tonight.



The Hot Tamale: Its on everyones mind and although it might possibly be a sore spot, but it cant possibly be more sore than my jaw and ego after you knocked me out at Ascension last year so im going to ask it anyway... how are you feeling after losing what was arguably the fight of the year against Smokudju Womba? What do you think was the main reason you lost? Are you going to fight him again?





Taj: "Haha.. I am never satisfied with losing, but you learn more from a loss than you do from a win. There's some areas in my game that I need to improve on and I am working on them. I will fight him again, given the opportunity."



The Hot Tamale: Given the opportunity, i dont think theres much you need to improve on, i should sue you for my hospital bill, but anyway... You bounced back defeating Antonio Manoel again, this time almost as fast as you beat me, it hurt so bad I decided to drop down a weight class for a duration of my career. Was this just a fight with Manoel to clear your mind or someone you felt you had to beat to make a statement?



Taj: "Antonio was just business as usual. The matchmaker sent an offer, I accepted. When you're the champion it comes with the territory. You defend the title against the opponents your employer offers you. Just like our fight, Mate - strictly business."



The Hot Tamale: At least i wont have to take it so personal anymore, after watching what went wrong in our fight i decided to bring a knife with me and get even in this interview, but i will put it away now... So your name, “The Crown Of Faith” and nickname, The Tasmanian Devil, where do they come from?



Taj: "When I was younger my Super Hero name was The Tasmanian Devil and Taj al Din is Arabic for 'Crown of the Faith'. My ancestory is too long and complex to indulge in right now but I was born and raised in Tasmania."



The Hot Tamale: That sounds like youre some kind of royalty or chakra focused, reincarnated, chosen one, and i thought i had good genetics. a lot *(I mean a lot)* of fans didnt know that the inventor of hardcore which is yourself Taj, is a very intelligent man with 7 degrees ironically none are represented by a blackbelt. In addition, people dont know youre a botanist, can you elaborate on this part of your life?



Taj: "My infatuation with Herbalism naturally led to Botany. It's the science of plant life and a branch of biology. Like humanity, plants are constantly evolving. They provide oxygen, medicine, food - they're as important of a source as H2O."



The Hot Tamale: I got knocked out by a nerdy gardener, apparently. In a previous “Tree Of Life” show, Neo Kable spoke very well of you, how do you feel about Neo? Also, How is your relationship with your Team Karter mate Elvis Frost whom we are glad to let our listeners know he made the decision to join one of our Affiliates and Big Brother organization which is TTFC for the next portion of his career.



Taj: Neo Kable's an athletic freak of nature who's undoubtedly a genetically enhanced super being with super-human strength. His physical prowess is unnatural and he may be one of the heaviest hitters of all time. He should change his nickname to The Incredible Hulk. As for Elvis Frost - aye - Elvis is a bit of a loose cannon. We've sparred, we fought, slugged it out, hell mate we've trained together for damn near a decade.. and he's turned into the best damn fighter I've ever competed against.



The Hot Tamale: Sounds like you two guys keep a great stable of fighters going over there at Team Karter. Thanks for stopping by for our interview, I have some fan mail for you here coming from (232745) Tobin Frost, A (2-0) Kickboxer in France.



Tobin: Yo Taj, I heard you were the best kickboxer on the planet once upon a time, I was an MMA guy until Scooby Jr and Team Mystery Machine showed me how much money Xtreme K1 Combat was offering. I quickly jumped ship, one of my best friends and my younger brother Tubarick went over too, but my question is, since I spent a lot of my life wrestling I have a major mismatch in this championship fight against Ethan's Dietrich Jager, I know he wants to knock me out especially since hes 35lbs heavier than me, what would a great fighter like you do to offset his boxing advantage?



Taj: "Good luck against Dietrich Jager, but I'll be standing in the opposing corner. Convicted For Life."


Tobin: Thats cool, you'll just have to stand in that corner and watch me win then i guess.

 

The Hot Tamale: Cool down Tobin, you have to respect a man thats down for his alliance, that type of loyalty doesnt show its face often nowadays. Thats great insight from one of Tycoon's greatest fighters of all time, thank you for the interview and your time Taj, good luck on your upcoming fight with A.J Hearts and have a great day!

[Scooby]

The Hot Tamale: BEEF Tree Of Life Anchor Ricardo Santiago Reporting live in London at weigh-ins for SHW K1 SHOWDOWN FINAL where Steel Penn's Mystery Machine Fight Team has produced Tobin Frost for his title bout with Deitrich Jager in the new, exciting Xtreme K1 Combat organization's SuperheavyWeight division. Tobin seems very focused and he looks to have some chip on his shoulder here today. We will have a brief interview here shortly. If you can recall, Tobin and his previous victim, excuse me, his last opponent really got into some heated trash talk before the fight and that seemed to have motivate him to take his efforts to the next level in the ring. He flat out dominated as he won each round and was awarded a TKO because of the cut he left on Jamie Walker's face, just as he promised he would. Hold on, his younger brother Tubarick is stopping by to speak. Hello Tubarick, and by the way, welcome to the great circle run by Scooby Jr, Mystery Machine Fight Team.

Tubarick: Hey Ricardo, im glad to be accepted into this circle with great fighters like yourself. Watching your highlights of your career is part of what got me to sign with you guys. But im just glad to be able to be on the team with my brother, spar with him and learn from him. I know he will take the belt tonight.

The Hot Tamale: Im confident as well, but tell the world about how focused Tobin has been in preparing for this fight.

Tubarick: You know my brother and how meticulous he is about his fights, when he received his shipment of 170Q Supplements from Scooby Jr I thought he was on steroids the way he was working out. I havent seen him work that hard since he broke mama's lamp and tried to fix it before she got home back when we were kids. He hasnt even been talking much at all, its just a cold stare, I feel bad for Deitrich for what will happen to him, Tobin even busted me up in a few sessions this week. He is PISSED. But, the commission recently made 170Q legal but only our managers can offer them so Tobin was honored to receive some, I hope Scooby thinks highly enough of me to send me some as well.

The Hot Tamale: Wow you say he busted you up as well? Whats going on down there at Steel Penn's Furious Styles? Me and Twelf try to take care of each other in training. What do you think will be key for your brother tonight?

Tubarick: Yeah he stuck me hard in a few sparring sessions, but its all good, it makes me better and all I wanted to do was make him better for this fight, him winning a title is me winning a title. Furious Styles has got us in tip top shape, its a mad house there, we work so hard ive spotted some great fighters paying admission to watch us through the window. IT IS REAL, And tell Twelf I cant wait to meet him. As for Tobin's Tactics? We all know what hes going to do, but its what he does inside that skill that everyone overlooks in preparing so like I said, We all know what hes going to do... WIN.

Tobin: How are you doing brothers, glad you could make it Ricardo. What do you have my brother over here rambling about?

The Hot Tamale: You of course, he tells me you seemed pissed in training. Whats going on buddy?

Tobin: Well I wouldnt say pissed, thats what Deitrich did on himself when he saw who advanced to the title bout against him in this tournament. I just was somewhat slighted last week. I heard the interview that Deitrich had with Aaron the Muay Thai King who scheduled this funeral and I felt like he overlooked me, I wasnt even contacted for an interview.

Tubarick: Oh thats what this was about? I thought it had something to do with me not having money to pay the light bill this month!

Tobin: No, you still need to pay that shit though, i know im about to win 500K today but its the principal. My frustration has everything to do with the media coverage of this whole thing. The only person they needed to cover was ME, but its cool, Mystery Machine doesnt get the respect it deserves as a whole so they will respect us when I cover Deitrick in his own blood!

The Hot Tamale: I try to keep it professional on the show, but thats real... where did you get this gift you are carrying from? Tobin? Let us see it...

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Tobin: I brought it for Deitrich, I told them to keep it ringside. Back in the early 1900s liquor was used to suppress injuries and pain. This case of bottles will do more for Mr Jager over there than bottles do for newborn babes. It kinda fits his name as well, its unique just for him, he will need it when im celebrating my victory. Listen, im the champ and ive always been the champ since day one, im only here because he hasnt given up yet, dont be surprised if he takes a 10-count on one knee as soon as the fight starts. You guys enjoy your day, im headed in.

Tubarick: I will catch up with you bro! And I told you Ricardo, hes serious.

The Hot Tamale: Of course he is, I cant wait to see the action that he brings tonight, its going to be a wonder! BEEF Tree Of Life Radio showat its best, we are going to take the rest of this one off air, to all fans ENJOY!

[Scooby]

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The life of Chan Sung Aoki brought to you in part by Twelf Thermandin, representing the BEEF: Tree Of Life Productions team.

Chan Sung Aoki is a fighter that many wonder who or what he really is. Created in the same ShinRa Lab in which Sephiroth was once born, a DNA scientist by the name of Dr. Clint Neckchoke happened to be a mixed martial arts fanatic that genetically combined the genes of "The Korean Zombie" and Shinya Aoki and injected them into an undead NS-5 ( A new IRobot helper unit) while sneaking into work after hours. When he returned to work the next day, he found that all four of his lab-mates as well as both security guards had already lost their lives and in the same manner, he lost his job and many other legal rights. Chan Sung Aoki was just meant to be a lab rat with a kill-switch embedded deep inside his ear and he understood that harsh reality. He wanted to decapitate Dr. Neckchoke but after escaping from his correctional facility he found himself peering directly into the face of his creator with a dilemma. Dr. Neckchoke and a few secret government entities agreed that if Aoki would end his destruction on civilians and only use it in a sanctioned cage or ring for their financial gain and entertainment with exceptions of nuclear attacks or doomsday-like situations, they both would be freed from all of their charges.

Aoki took Dr. Neckchoke up on the deal and the HATED, EVIL empire of SteelPENN delighted in this Frankenstien-like creation and found him a gym and managers to aid his quest to freedom. Sponsored by SPL and Rush Supplements, this creation of graceful destruction is said to be eighteen years of age although he was only created just a year ago today and is clearly not human, but rather somewhat of a Cyborg in nature.

Our efforts to follow this future MMA superstar step by step will not be thwarted as we will attend as many of Aoki's functions that we can possibly imagine. His first step in his illustrious career will be the FNPFC Opening Class Act in Tokyo. Fans of Glorified Violence beware, facial terrorism is headed to a cage near you.

[Scooby]

BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Show and our Owner / Writer for Team Thomas Fight Club - Scooby Jr. was honored to be selected by the true legend, Binzo Binzo’s exit ceremony as he will go around the globe and end his excellent career after his 12 week world tour.

Binzo Binzo began his career in Sin City Las Vegas and it should’ve been a sin the way he destroyed Chuck Liddell and forced him into a submission and Liddell shortly after decided to tap out on his career as well. 6 fights later, he had just decimated Rockin Rolla winning by submission when he got the call from his manager that the entire fight team would fold and he would need to find a new fight team or a new career. Mike Thomas decided it was worthwhile to give him a shot and after his loss to Michael Vasquez, he still saw something in him that lead to 45 victories and an amazing career. Although he has been on the losing end plenty of times we have almost never seen a strike hurt him. Only KO’ed once and rarely missing training time to injuries this guy has become somewhat of an Icon worldwide.

Sponsored by Cynical Truth and Hells Balls, Binzo Binzo has made a huge name for himself. Binzo was impressive, defeating a few of his opponents that were found taking performance enhancement drugs aside from Viagra, in attempts to beat him. This made him consider taking PEDs for a brief moment when sports science specialist Lester Needle offered him an opportunity of a lifetime. Supercharged Binzo had his skills enhanced by electro-kinetic therapy which involved a 96Hour surgery to add an electrode deep inside his equilibrium.

Binzo is a Former 205lb EFL, NAF, MFC, and CFC Champion. He has won 13 title fights. IMMA 205lb Ass Beater League Runner up and Has Fought 67 times Has only 1 day Injury Total to go with his 17 OTN Awards.

[Scooby]

BEEF: Tree Of Life here reporting live in London at Xtreme K1 Combat 2 where Aaron ThaiGuy has put together an awesome card. Im Scooby Jr with one of my excellent staff hosts, Hot Tamale, along with a host of talents from my very own fight club “Mystery Machine Fight Team,” The Frost brothers and Jacob Israel.

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Scooby: Ricardo, I think me and you need to take a few more trips out here to London, this kickboxing thing is really starting to pop off here, this is my first time ive seen you since you have become a kickboxer right across the provinces here in Amsterdam, are you excited?

 

The Hot Tamale: Im extremely excited, ive always looked at KT fighters and thought why only stand-up when you can get credit for having the whole package, but now that I think about it, the knockouts are better and the tactics are harder, which is what I like. Plus having guys on our team who really urged me to get into it, like the guys we have here on the set today, I was motivated. Especially watching Tobin, how does it feel to be the first to hold a title for Scooby Mr. Frost?

 

Tobin Frost: You know it’s a great feeling, I was glad to show these kickboxing guys that a wrestler can win in anything he desires, not just grapple. I was glad to show Scooby the hardware that he helped me achieve with the help of a great gym run by Furious Styles. I know I talked a lot of trash with these guys in the tournament, but I believe if I stay focused I can do anything because of my training and my manager.

 

Scooby: Thanks Tobin but you did it yourself. So Ricardo, what do you think will be the best fight tonight?

The Hot Tamale: I always love title fights, the feel is always great, but I think Ossilus Chiarmanda will decimate Thomasz Ziemowit, but I want to hear what fight these guys are watching since they are in the organization.

 

Tubarick: I don’t care who fights who, I’ll whip all of them!

 

Tobin: Shut-up Tubarick you haven’t even won any fights yet, don’t make me tell them about how you tripped and fell into the ring in training last week and was knocked out for 6 hours…. Glass jaw… anyway, im also looking forward to the title fight, I love knockouts and I think Ossilus has one to add to his record today.

 

Jacob Israel: Well im actually more into watching the main event, Jay Merel and Jake Gustaffsson are in my weight class and the winner will most likely be my future opponent for a title shot so it will be interesting to see who wins, I thought Jake had it in the bag but Jay Merel marked my words that he would win… But yeah Tubarick, you suck bruh.

 

Scooby: Hahaha you fighters are a funny bunch, but out of all seriousness, It’d be nice to speak to both Styles and Aaron for a moment just to thank them for their hard work, especially ThaiGuy for putting together this train for us all to jump aboard on.

The Hot Tamale: There’s Aaron right there! The man who put this whole locomotive together with the best writer in Steel Penn, Styles... we must get a hold of them to join us for a second... Glad to have you guys stop by.

Aaron: I’m glad to be stopping by too! Always got time to stop to chat to you even with a busy event happening today!

Styles: As always it's my pleasure to be amongst hard working and very well respected men, especially since you're also both Steel Penn Alliance mates.

The Hot Tamale: Aaron, i know the answer for this because it’s been asked so many times, but i will ask it anyway, how does the success of Xtreme K1 feel right now?

Aaron: Pretty good I must admit although I am going to say that success isn’t anywhere near where we are going to be at the end of this year!

Scooby: Styles, i hear Xtreme K1 was somewhat of a joint venture that assisted you in many ways while you assisted Aaron, can you elaborate on that? You certainly assisted me and the team greatly.

Styles: Absolutely. When I was a fledgling member of Steel Penn, I was strictly doing my best to understand how to surivive the management side of MMATycoon. Beginning with four fighters and eventually expanding to thirteen obviously expands the array of duties and necessary attention to detail that is incorporated with such an expansion. Steel Penn is an excellent manager who works diligently to assist all members of the Alliance, and he contacted me about becoming a writer for the Alliance. Once I established myself in that regard, Mr. ThaiGuy contacted me and asked me to assist him in this capacity as well. In addition, he allowed me to have a few of the fighters I manage join Xtreme K1 Combat and that has helped me tremendously in understanding how to better manage my fighters and deal with their individual differences, especially their personalities.

Scooby: Aaron, Are there any fighters you believe have a serious edge so far in your organization? Anyone stick out and looks to be a future Rob Kaman?

Aaron: Future stars, hmmm I’ll give you 2 fighters too look out for,

1: Tobin Frost – Of course he is your fighter and the winner of our Super Heavyweight Showdown tournament and the current Super Heavyweight champion. He is currently 3-0 and has had some very impressive fights and we are glad that we’ve been luckily enough to host them all!
2: Tim Yankee – This guy is one of my fighters, his current record is 1-1 in the heavyweight division. He’s last fight impressed me a lot in which he dominated and got a KO. He is training hard and improving lots and is one for the future!

Tobin: Im Honored to hear that and I want to thank you for the opportunity to compete in that tournament, it really helped me with my cerebral violence disorder.

The Hot Tamale: Styles, from what im hearing on the set, your gym is the place to be, i know from firsthand experience myself, as I stopped by just for a runaround workout with the guys and everything was fully competitive inside. What are your goals for the New Year with the gym and your great writing work?


Styles: I appreciate the kind words. I'm very proud of how Steel Penn's Furious Styles gym has grown! I am extremely grateful to the excellent quality of fighters there and also truly appreciate how hard they work, particularly in sparring sessions. Having great trainers is very helpful, no doubt, but trainers don't necessarily have the ability to teach what transpires during a fight. Having a great mix of young talent with veteran leadership and skill is working out very well for everyone involved.

My goals for the gym this year are to expand the BJJ aspect of the gym and continue to provide great nutritional options. Recently I met with the trainers who teach ground-based fighting skills and upon conferring with them, we agreed to have them alter their training schedules and focus to present more options for ground-based learning. I'm also very actively looking to recruit Black and Red belt BJJ practitioners who are willing to educate members of the gym through intense sparring sessions.

Our current nutrition partner is working very diligently to provide even better quality products this year because the fighters at my gym definitely make a lot of nutritional product purchases. I'm always looking for opportunities to improve the gym and if I can improve the nutrition options at the gym, then you better believe I'll jump on that opportunity, be it through investments, partnerships, etc.

Scooby: Last question for both you guys before the action starts, what is it like to be an integral part of Steel Penn? Would you recommend the alliance to others?

Aaron: I would 100% recommend being part of The Steel Penn Alliance to all Tycooners! The community is great and everyone really helps each other!

 

Styles: One aspect I truly appreciate about the Steel Penn Alliance is how willing the well-established veterans and leaders are to lend a helping hand. The men who have traveled the managerial and business roads are always imparting knowledge upon us and they impart that knowledge without question or apprehension. They truly want us to improve as managers and businessmen, and they take pride in our accomplishments, but more importantly, they guide us as best as possible through our struggles and failures.

I know there are rumors amongst various MMATycooners that the Steel Penn Alliance is a group of ostentatious - there's my college word of the day - and loud-mouthed individuals, but that is simply not true. I know what transpires within the Alliance and that is enough for me. I do highly recommend joining the Steel Penn Alliance because it is a brotherhood and people really do give a damn about you.

 

Scooby: As always, well said by my brother with exceptional Penmanship skills. I agree, Steel Penn does get a bad rap in the forums and around the tycoon world, but EVERYONE inside and outside of the alliance always gets well taken care of by the biggest to the smallest of our members.

As the preliminaries draw closer we are going to go ahead and allow these great men of Steel Penn, enjoy this great event set to take place shortly. Thank you all for joining us with BEEF Tree Of Life, be safe and TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

TTFC Binzo Binzo world tour by BEEF: Tree Of Life

 

Binzo Binzo's World Tour has all the glamour and glitz that it would need without a supporting card to go along with the event, but Mike Thomas didnt care about that fact, he packed on 9 more fights, a title bout and a third time rematch between The president of the universe and The real slim shady.

 

Before I get into the card and predictions,i had a few interesting events occur at work this week (This is a true story) that I wanted to enlighten TTFC and fight fans about, I will only talk about one in this edition so check my other writeups for more. But, if you didnt know, The Great Scooby Jr, is a cable guy, like Larry. So I arrived at an apartment to repair the customer's internet connection. At the home was a Grandmother, her daughter and two granddaughters. After about 20 minutes of a normal household life as I worked, minus one of the granddaughters (about 17 years of age) crying, presumably about a breakup with her girlfriend, conflict began. Granny tells her granddaughter not to curse & act disrespectful in her house ever again, (im assuming that she was taking this breakup hard and let her frustration out a little too loud) this simple request became a big deal to the granddaughter as she leaped up off her bed and threw two flurries of punches, one with about 3 punches landing. The grandma (about 65 years of age) then proceeded to put her cane DOWN, sidestep the rest of the combination and fire back with a few Johny Hendricks hooks scoring a knockdown and then went into full mount and pounded away. After landing the final strike she yelled “I JUST GOT HOME FROM CHEMOTHERAPY! I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!” At this point, the other granddaughter came and closed the door of the room I was in so I couldnt see more. I could hear arguing but I THOUGHT the violence was done as things got quiet. Then the Daughter (about 35 years of age) came into the room I was in to set up a new password for the wifi when suddenly she heard her daughter still spouting off, she ripped the door open and went rambo style throwing heavy strikes and none landed, her daughter (the same girl who got blasted by Granny) landed a perfect strike right on the button and her mom's head snapped back & she dropped, although she was rocked, she jumped back up and used her adult-strength advantage to grab her daughter by the hair and land repeated uppercuts and moved into a very odd RNC using the outside of her forearm.

 

I had never seen a rock and lock submission in person and was appalled that I saw it inside of a house during a service call. Likewise I had never seen a 65 year old woman with the head movement of Floyd Mayweather Jr. My new hypothesis is that, unlike AnnMaria and Ronda, fight skills sometimes skip generations as the daughter clearly was lacking. My amusement was filled as Granny sat down as if nothing had occurred and continued her homework on her laptop, she didnt even get a glass of water! Amazing, simply.... Amazing...

 

Now, Back to this event, The President of the Universe, Brian Maddox will take on Marshall Mathers for the third time. With the series between these two fighters sitting uncomfortably at 1 win each, both fighters will look to take this fight by force. Both previous fights were very entertaining and filled with strategy as they both ended with unanimous decision victories. Brian Maddox was able to land some good ground and pound and dominate the clinch winning the first match whil Marshall Mathers dominated the standup in the second. This fight will come down to who gets to have their way in the cage. If the fight spends a lot of time on the ground Maddox will win where Mathers will dominate standing. The two fighters are both 39 years of age and worthy of being remembered forever by Tycoon fans worldwide, but this current fight will do a lot for their resume's as they inch closer to the end of their careers especially since both fighters are top 30 in their weightclass. I expect Brian Maddox to get this fight to the ground and dominate this main event.

 

The 185lb title bout will be one that features the surging “Unkind Artist” who has won 4 straight against some of TTFC's finest going up against Mike Holmes. Holmes won his last fight against Klein East late in the 3^rd round when East decided to go for broke and throw everything at Holmes and ran straight into a solid right hand just like the one that child gave her mother in my story earlier, only this time Klein East never recovered. The 32 year old Holmes sports a 31-10 record where he has been extremely dominant throughout his career and doesnt look like he is slowing down. However I think that the new victory fountain the Unkind Artist has been drinking from has made him appear to be unstoppable almost like one of those expensive toilets from Japan. Two weeks ago he snatched the title from Gregg Valentine showing excellent heart by recovering from being dazed in the cage and winning the fight on points. This will be a standup war that neither fighter will even attempt to go to the ground in. Although Holmes is the superior standup fighter, I think The Artist will somehow paint his way to victory once more.

 

Judo Ray Me in Montreal was the first Leg of Binzo Binzo's final tour around the world where he was victorious against Leandro Alves who had in my opinion a gameplan that drove him into failure. Binzo was taken down twice where he dominated the fight on the ground with strikes and transitions. Just because Binzo shows up with a sexy dame on his shirt doesnt mean you need to jump into his guard because his BJJ blackbelt can turn the tide of any fight quickly. Shoeless Al Bundy loves to take fights to the ground where he has won the majority of his fights with GNP and heavy strikes. I will admit, I am totally biased and im pulling for Binzo, but to the credit of Al Bundy, this will be a tough fight irreguardless what rankings say. Binzo will have to keep the fight standing and do some heavy damage for the time being otherwise I dont think he will be able to avoid being taken down and giving up a few strikes for a full 15 minutes. We are sure that Binzo wants to go undefeated for the entire tour, but that means he must get past Bundy. Nevertheless I will take Binzo for the win because I like his standup game a lot *And I Mean a lot*

 

As for my other predictions, I have Utley over Babitu, Schayle over Asher, Black over Duke on Roids, Mehtmeht over Maiden, Clay Thomas over GSP, Toa Kiuga over Russell jacobs and Stefaniak over Forrest Griffin. You all know by now, if you disagree with my predictions, you can take all of your bets to MFN bookies and “put your money where your mouth is.” We would like to thank Mike Thomas and the matchmaker Clark Kent for putting this event together as well as everyone else on the Binzo Binzo tour. Be Safe Fight fans and TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

BEEF: Session 8 + Burning Bush Episode 2 and Fun

 

Back after quite a bit of time away, BEEF: Tree Of Life has returned to give you some of the latest updates on whats going on in Montreal, but first, another funny story of an occurrence in Scooby Jr's work life.

 

If you missed the first story you have to go back to the Tree Of Life forum thread listed at the end of this writeup to experience it.

 

So if you didnt already know, I work in people's homes to fix their cable, phone and internet problems. So on this very bright day I showed up at a house where the customer thoroughly explained to me prior to entering her home, that a previous technician claimed her TV unit was broken and she believed he was wrong and did not connect it properly. As she opened the door to her home and we entered so I could resolve this issue I noticed a sibling argument, between two middle aged males. The big brother, (looked to be about 6'2” 250lbs) with foul language was threatening the smaller brother (roughly 5'8” 190lbs) who seemed enfuriated. Immediately the bigger brother grabbed the smaller by his shirt and began to lift him off of the ground when, the smaller brother [in tycoon language] “ created a bit of space for himself and rocks his brother with a big uppercut! “ I was in awe as the bigger of the two's body twisted unconscious and he clung to the TV unit (80 inch Mitsubishi I might add) while crashing to the ground landing face down in the unit, out cold. The smaller brother did not let that be the end as dove onto him and began pummeling the back of his brother's head. Their mother had to jump in and stop the mauling somewhat like how Mario Yamasaki would to denote a stoppage. She then kicked everyone out of the house. What she assumed was insubordnation was simply her unconscious son that she proceeded to yell in the ear of beckoning him to get out of the house although he was still motionless. Thankfully I sat in my company vehicle for a while to make sure he wasnt dead and saw him wake up and leave the house about 45 minutes later. As I marvelled at this event I realized something, Apparently the smaller guy ticked KO power in his mother's womb or the bigger guy rolled a zero for chin. Either way it was equally hilarious.

 

On to our Events, Our Burning Bush Episode 2 was a great success as every fight on the evening was none short than amazing. A back and forth battle with Jim Duggan being rocked in the first round, recovering and eventually winning the fight was amazing grasping our fight of the night award. Scooby Jr's Bammy Davis received the bad news that he would be squaring off with his In-house buddy and Knockout machine, Gerard Mookjai in the next episode of the Burning Bush. While Sammer Bammer, Runner up on the 145 LFC-BEEF Rebirth tournament scored the only submission, locking a kimura in tight against Clyde Jamerson.

 

Tomorrow Night we will have a 10 fight card that was saved by a last second fight between Okkuke Jiizu Okunaba and Asif Fontuin. I am unsure what to expect from this fight since both fighters and managers accepted at the last moment with disreguard to their bodies and training.

 

Opie River and Morpheus Vulcan will make their BEEF debuts and one must imagine that with two of the most talented fighters in the organization going at it that this one will be a highlight of the month and most likely will not be the last time these two duke it out. Two BJJ specialists will look to put their skills on display but only one man can win, I wonder which it will be.

 

Yousef Lamouna has put together a 6-0 record and will be fighting tooth and nail to stay undefeated. His foe, Alfredo Brija will want to get this fight to the ground but hasnt shown effective wrestling yet after his only fight thus far. WhileYousef is looking to get closer for a title shot he had better not overlook this one because if he finds himself on the ground after a few hard kicks, he might be in trouble.

 

Lastly, our MAIN EVENT comes with Matrim Cauthon and Taite Lavieta in another one of our awesome “IRONMAN RULES” fights, 3 rounds 10 minutes. PRIDE RULES became a big deal and great entertainment on the western half of the world and we want to emulate it here every once in a while so remember, if your fighter competes in an IRONMAN RULES event, he will automatically receive a FOTN bonus by BEEF rules. Cauthon will look to get the fight to the ground and use his BJJ to his help as he has received his brown belt after his hard work in “THE SWEAT LODGE.” The Ripper Lavieta will obviously look to keep the fight standing and most likely on the outside striking with painful kicks. The wildcard in this fight is what might happen if Lavieta stuff's a takedown. If it leads to them ending up in a clinch, Matrim might fight some pains in his ribs directly from the thrusts of Taite's knees likewise leveling the playing field for his lack of ground skills.

 

Just as a reminder, any fighters wanting into a tournament, look to the 25YO build tourney and division that was newly launched and create a guy to fight openweight here. Also, if you desire an IRONMAN RULES fight, call out all of your foes in our smacktalk thread. All BEEF fans can pm me, whenever about any issues you might have so that I can provide you a better product. I hope everyone stays safe and enjoys UFC 170, from Scooby Jr. of The L.O.P. TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

Fight For The Prize 3 Writeup

 

We are back and ready for action here at BEEF where we are anticipating the Third installment of Our Fight For The Prize contests where BEEF managers can earn themselves a quick $12K by submitting the sexiest photo of a female fighter or woman in a sexy, fight-sports based situation. Please make your submissions swiftly before the next FFTP event.

 

Our event on Sunday April 6^th will be nothing short of fun as two men will get to remove their titles off of the woman's body on the event poster. Unfortunately for those two winners but they will not be able to have their way with her, but you get the point.

 

Organization Debuts:

Lucas Bane (10-2) vs Rocky McColgan

Dan Maverick (6-4) vs Six O Five

Royce Gracieb (4-0) vs Tex Dallas in our 25YO Build Division

Dale McCann (5-3) vs Karelin Roman

 

Fight to watch for:

As BEEF has finally launched its 25YO Build Division and is slowly recruiting more fighters to compete in the division, The undefeated Royce Gracieb of Ramza Beoulve's Fight Team will have his wits and skill tested as he will meet a foe of similar talents Sunday. Tex Dallas had his debut end in a loss swiftly at the hands of Sean Crews, literally. Armbar's are not Dallas's friend and for this fight I think it will pleasure him to know that he most likely will not spend much time grappling on the ground in this fight. Coming from Ramza's fairly new yet impressive stable, named after a young Squire from Final Fantasy Tactics, Royce Gracieb will look to show off his fight tactics in a not QFC fight where both fighters have time to prepare for each other. These two young fighters under young managers should provide us an exciting bout.

 

Showcase Fight:

Claude The Tank LeBlanc (1-0 Age:19) will get his opportunity to prove to Pawel Ufcowski, BEEF and himself that he deserves to stay in the stable, the org and continue to grow in his MMA career. His only fight was a win by a KO which is always a good feeling, but when you do it within the first 10 seconds of a fight you just feel phenomenal. He told me that he felt so good he wanted to fight again on the same card but Pete Pettis was not in attendance. We were not able to learn much about The Tank from that fight but the one thing we did learn for sure is that he has plenty of Knockout power. Look to see what other skills this guy reveals to himself and the MMA world Sunday.

 

Title Bouts:

Archie Archer (5-2) no doubt has a heavy attraction for partially clothed women as he has fought on all of BEEF's Fight For The Prize events and leading up to this one and has won both. Archer was one of BEEF's fighter of the month award winners last month and claimed his title belt from the hands of Nelly Haynes by nearly keeping the fight standing and in the clinch, pummeling his foe for the entire bout winning every round. His fight with Tang Lung will be intriguing because Lung is an absolutely impressive Brazilian Jiu Jitsu artist with the wrestling skills to get the fight to the ground and use it. Likewise he is a very competitive standup fighter which will probably prove for a tough title fight since coming off of his non-defense loss against Joe Risley. Iron Tang Lung won 4 fights in a row and 3 by knockout to prove that he deserves a title shot and has very well earned one. This fight has FOTN written all over it. Hopefully it does not disappoint.

 

As mentioned earlier, Lucas Bane (10-2) will square off with the undefeated Heavyweight champion of BEEF, Rocky McColgan (7-0). Lucas is making his BEEF debut so while we want to welcome him and all of the other debut fighters in a nice way, Rocky will not welcome him as nicely. Bane is on a three fight win streak mainly because he is extremely efficient with his strikes in the cage. His defeat of Jeremy Stapleton in front of no crowd and as the only fight on the card was not as fulfilling as he desired. Bane will look to take some of that frustration out against McColgan who has proven to us at BEEF that he has it all. Great management, fight preparation, Elite Boxing skills and the KO power of a heavyweight champion. We have known “Cocky” Rocky to knock ALL of his opponents out with either hand at any moment, but in his last title fight against Sterling Slater, he showed us something we have never seen from him before, a submission finish. I could not imagine anything scarier than the biggest and best boxer in this organization to go into a fight and tap his opponent out in the first round. That fight damaged Slater's emotions so bad that his manager, Rory, immediately pulled Slater out of BEEF and had him run off to Las Angeles for safety. Interesting to see if McColgan will pull this one out as well or if we will have a new title holder.

 

It all goes down Sunday in Montreal, to all fighters and managers, good luck & please submit those pictures if you want a shot at $12K. TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

Back after another week here in April BEEF will offer another card for its fight fans. All fighters who started their MMA career at 25 Years Old worldwide will be tuning in to this one, our first round of the 3 month VIP earning tournament will finally start. BEEF will be broadcasting this special event on the Island for all Island fighters to get to see the opportunities they can have in a few months when they get off of that forsaken rock.

 

We only have one Organization debut in this weeks event and that man is Yaniv “In The Closet” Schulmann (Age:20), the undefeated Jewish martial artist out of Tel Aviv Israel. Yaniv has been outstanding in his first 4 fights, 3 at DFC and one QFC. He has shown the ability to go the distance without much problems as the only fight that did not finish with a decision resulted in a submission with 21 seconds remaining in the second round. This young man already has a brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu while being known also as a great grappler. He hasnt “come out of the closet” yet but this weekend, there is no doubt he will come out looking to prove to Fransino Tirta, and the rest of BEEF, that he belongs here.

 

Fighter Spotlight:

His opponent, Fransino Tirta (Age:20) will get my spotlight in this event as he looks to bounce back from his tough loss against Nils Holgersson in his first title defense after he won the 145lb LFC~BEEF Rebirth tournament and the title. He steamrolled through competition showing that he could gameplan and learn new skills while putting them on display better than every other fighter in the tournament going 4-0 with 3 first round submissions before defeating Sammer Bammer for the belt. Nils showed up shortly after and bested him with a rear naked choke victory after taking his back in the first round. Yaniv vs Tirta has the makings of a great grapplefest.

 

145lb Title bout:

Tirta and Schulmann are both attempting to improve their resume's for a title shot in this event while Nils Holgersson (5-2) and the vocal Tom Quin (4-1) will meet in the cage for the first time as Nils will defend his new hardware for the first time. His Submission Of The Night performed on Tirta just a little over a month ago was an absolute beauty but it wont come nearly as easily against Quin. Quin has made a career off of winning BEEF-Talker of the month awards and so far has done an great job backing up those tough words by winning fights in the cage. Obviously Holgersson will look to get this fight to the ground early and often, putting his brown belt on display. Quin, being the better wrestler and boxer will look to keep the fight standing and test out his opponent's chin. I cannot wait for this bout.

 

Main Event:

Our most hyped fight of the night will be between K The Great Rad (11-2) Age:27 and Augustus Fink Nottle (7-1) Age:28. Frequently in the MMATycoon world, the guy with the best Brazilian Jiu Jitsu wins, but in this fight there should be a grappling stalemate causing a great KT style fight, Boxer versus Kickboxer. Gussie, being a BEEF~LFC native his entire career here in Montreal has been a wonderful addition to the organization since day one. His only loss came to the hands of our Lightweight and Welterweight champion, Canadian Hero. His last victim, Duo Goubo was fired by his manager “Misfit” as he was exiting the cage and he has since put on a hard training regimen to prepare for K-Rad. K-Rad demolished Bada Boom with one thunderous boom that left his foe wobbling like a penguin until he was finished off like the last slice of pizza after a high kicks in. A 25lb weight difference also separates these gentlemen which will make this encounter all more exciting.

 

We would like to welcome back our friend and (Real Life) Muay Thai fighter, AaronThaiGuy as his fighter Steel Penns Warrior will take on Jay Jones to break up the inactivity. \

In Addition, the first person to reply to me requesting to perform a fighter interview with their BEEF fighter will get that opportunity some time this week. PM me ASAP, I will notify the entire org when I get the first response.

 

Thank you all for spending your time reading this, Enjoy this weekend's event at BEEF, most importantly be safe, and TO ALL ENJOY!

[fastfrosty]

These are really epic! Text to speech works really well here, sounds like a real interview (kind of) :-)

[Scooby]

Thanks man, trying to get back at it

[Scooby]

BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Host Twelf Thermandin back at you with another show here in Montreal and hopefully we can get a phone call in with a special guest later on as we prepare for the biggest and newest rivalry BEEF has ever offered.

 

First, I would like to deliver the updates Scooby Jr had for our fighters, fans and managers here at BEEF. The 25YO division tournament has been well underway and the bracket has been updated after a conundrum of dropouts so everyone can see the update in the forums. Also updated is the Burning Bush Standings. Participants must remember that there is one more fight to decide where the prizes are headed. There will also be a survey to make future season's better as the top prize will come down to Orlando Maltravers and Bammy Davis.

 

Here's the call from Thursday night under the BEEF spotlights

 

"Mookjai's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Austin connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mookjai scrambles back to his feet.
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Mookjai is rocked!
Austin lands an uppercut, right on the button! Mookjai tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy. "

 

Rocky Austin, after being completely dominated for two entire rounds, was able to turn everything around in the third round with one devastating blow. This earned Fight of the Night honors and possible Fight of The Burning Bush as well.

 

John Joseph shocked the world with the combination he prepared for Wayde Parcins, the two punches and a kick landed like a two-piece and a biscuit combo from Kentucky Fried Chicken on a lunch break earning him KO of the night honors and Derek Lynch was awarded the submission of the night that Ycame in the first 41 seconds of the match. It happened so fast I missed it when I bent down to tie my shoes. Everyone heard loud thuds as Herb Dean pounded the canvas in defeat while screaming vehemently to be released from Lynch's grips.

 

Our upcoming event is BEEF: Allen Vs Mendez lookes to be a FOTY type bout where bad blood was started online with frustrations coming from both sides. Barry Allen (4-1) and Undefeated, (6-0) George Mendez will square away tonight for blood and guts. These guys have been just.... Whats that? Our guest is on the line?

 

 

Twelf: Welcome...Our special guest... Do you want to reveal who you are?

 

Guest: Hey guys, I may be a dear person to many of you, its Bree Olson here

 

Twelf: Boy are we glad to have you, many of our listeners did not know you were an MMA fan, especially a BEEF fan at that. What got your attention in the sport?

 

Bree: Well, I first started watching when War Machine had his craziness going on and thats what made me pay attention to some of the other hunks. BEEF just happened to get my attention by the sheer name.

 

Twelf: What about BEEF itself was so appealing?

 

Bree: Well I mean its just... BEEF... of course you know I love meat, especially the tough, hard kind. Then I saw the hype building up for this fight and I couldnt wait.

 

Twelf: I hear you have been training at a gym out in Los Angeles, is that true? What kind of skills are you harnessing out there?

 

Bree: Well I am training at Mandirigmang Pilipino mainly for the hunks, but im really trying to become a better grappler. I love the clinch game especially when someone locks in a plumb on me. As far as my skills, im a useless boxer, im fairly woeful in Muay Thai but that will change, Im a Respectable wrestler with no takedown defense and I am a Red belt in Jiu Jitsu. When I get on the ground, my half and full guard game is amazing, ive submitted so many men and they all tap out in a wet way.

 

Twelf: Ha, a little too much for our fans, we want them in attendance to the event tonight, not on websites looking at you. So who do you think will win this fight?

 

Bree: Well this fight is a good one, as much as I like seeing guys show off their ground game and imagine im in between them, I think this one will be handled standing up. It doesnt seem like Bary Allen wants to take this fight to the ground but George has great hand speed. In my opinion George will win, but maybe thats just because I like his 1970s pornstache. Boy what I would have that stache doing to me....

 

Twelf: Haha always a charm here, thank you for joining us and we hope to have you back on with us soon, and by the way.... thank you for that night in LA a few months ago. It was excellent.

 

Bree: Bye bye guys

 

SO there you have it... BEEF Tree Of Life always putting on a show, I hope you all liked this segment and will be in attendance to our event tonight. Be safe, and TO ALL, ENJOY!!!

[Scooby]

Twelf Thermandin back again with the Beef Tree Of Life and we will have a familiar face back in the studios here in Montreal. A young man by the name of Rocky McColgan and firstly I would like to apologize for mispronouncing your name on the show a short while ago. I was wondering why you were looking as if you wanted to punch me in the face, but anyway... How are you doing?

 

Rocky McColgan -Nah, that's not a biggie, I just look mean that's all. I'm doing fine, just training in the gym constantly, getting better in all areas of the game.

 

So negotiations finally broke down between your manager and Scooby Jr, the org owner at BEEF at 3AM, does he drive a hard bargain or is he more of an even keel type of guy in the negotiation room?

 

-Oh, boy I think the guy is just slow. Mean he takes his sweet time in getting anything done. I think this interview was supposed to be done weeks ago but I just got the email yesterday or something.

 

Im sure he doesnt like hearing that, ha... So how does it feel to be argueably the best fighter at BEEF? Is it a big deal or is holding that belt just like being a champ in any ole Restricted organization?

 

-That's a nice thing to hear. I really thrive on being the best fighter I can and win any way necessary. Being recognized as the best fighter in the org is just a nice byproduct of my success.

 

Youve pretty much dominated every fight you have been in, who was your toughest opponent?

 

-As I said, I really try to be the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be. So, mostly I really come in so well prepared that the other guy can't get comfortable before I get my game going. And, when I do, I usually win. But on the toughest opponent I really have to say Barry Robertson, as he's been the only one to last full rounds with me since my MMA debut. And was more or less just a target practice sparring session as I was just tryining to get comfortable fighting MMA and went easy.

 

They call you “Cocky” and I dont suppose it is a porn name, but I never hear you talk much of any trash, especially in the BEEF newsboards, is there any reason why?

 

-Cocky... I guess that's just from my confidence level, and it happens to rhyme with my name. But I really know how good I am and I'll say that if someone ask but usually I just focus on showing it in the cage. I don't bother to do trash talk, that's just a waste of time really.

 

You seriously mean business, you dont even have any music playing when you walk out for fights, what are some songs on your ipod currently?

 

-I really have't come up with a good song to walk out yet so I've just said them to play some random shit. It have't been a problem yet at least. But on my ipod? Well, there's this crazy finnish guy on Mr. Finland's team called Brutaali Keijo. The guy seems to be always drunk when he's not fighting or training, really don't know how's that possible. But he's always playing this finnish rock/alternative/progressive shit called CMX in the gym. I've listened it for a while and though I can't understand shit about it, it does sound good.

 

Almost back from your injury suspension and with the entire Heavyweight division wishing they had your name, is there anything you would like to say about your fans?

 

-Yeah, fans keep tuning in to watch the fights and man don't blink when I'm out there. And thanks on having me on the interview.

 

Thank you for your time Rocky, glad to have you here with the Tree Of Life once more... Thank you all for tuning in.

[Scooby]

Welcome back fight fans... Its Twelf Thermandin back after a few busy weeks, one where I was able to take down Laph Roaig and submit him after 4 minutes in the prestigious TTFC cages to prove im not yet washed up. If you havent heard it yet, I had the One and Only Rocky McColgan on to talk about his excellence. Im thoroughly convinced that he is one of the best fighters in the world. I challenge all (210K) Heavyweight fighters around the world to try to take him from his pedestal.

Tournament weekend should be what we name May third and fourth since we have two amazing events knocking at our doors here in Montreal. The First Burning Bush Tournament will come to an end this weekend as the second round of the 25YO tournament will reach its second round. Tons of cash will be handed out this weekend as the BEEFtalker of the month will be NOBODY! Because nobody mumbled one measly word in our forums this month. Cash rewards go to Rocky McColgan and Tang Lung for being Fighters of the month and Augustus Fink Nottle for being the 25YO build of the month at the tune of $25,000 each!

Our only organization Debut this weekend will be Peter Poirier of the 25Year Old Build division. At now 32 years of age, the 209lb 190cm fighter will look to add a win to his record of (15-11) against the wrestler Bob Loblaw.

Showcase Fight:

The Jury was still out on Joe Risley (6-1) as he defeated Saracen Smith, a man who has been managed by many different fight clubs, but he found this space in time to prove that he is a force to be reckoned with in BEEF's 170lb weight division. The Grappling Kickboxer will look to showcase his skills against our very own Terrence Thornton (6-1). Thornton doesnt mess around with the whole kickboxing ordeal. He usually takes the fight to the ground in a hurry and pounds away like Jax from Mortal Kombat. Terrence has spent his entire career in BEEF including time when we were formerly known as LFC, this type of feat is what Scooby Jr and the organization truly cherishes. A reward always awaits a fighter with 10+ fights in BEEF. “Pyrex” Thornton, in my opinion should change his nickname to Ground Beef for the groundwork he has laid here within the organization. Risley will look to test his chin out for sure. It will be interesting to see who takes the victory in this fight.

There are a few fights to watch for:

Sunday's main event will bring together two Undefeated fighters from the house that the Burning Bush takes place in. Bammy Davis andOrlando Maltravers will meet head to head for ALL of the chips. The winner of this fight will score his team two points as the rest of the fighters will score one per win denoting which team will receive all of the money. Maltravers has shown throughout the season that he will clinchrape every foe that stands across from him in the cage. Likewise Bammy Davis was able to join the Burning Bush tournament by his 2 minute clinch dominance of Willem Van Geel months ago. If this fight gets to the clinch we can expect an incredible amount of action until one of these guys goes “night night.” I expect an exciting bout to decide who is the best of this Burning Bush season.

Also, on Saturday our main event and possibly the fight of the weekend will be between “My Friend” Bob Sacamano (8-2) and K the Great Rad (11-3). Both who are looking to eat away at their foe's hype and absorb it for the sake of tycoon notice, especially here in our 25YO build only division. Both fighters being whitebelts in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, this is no doubt a full on Kickboxing competition set for your viewing pleasure this weekend. White its easy to say the bigger man will win, you just never know what a smaller, quicker opponent might be capable of in this match.

If you guys havent noticed, we are now sponsored by Raptorz Inc. who has already blessed plenty of our fighters with sponsors. If you need a sponsor, contact Alfred Morgan as soon as possible and remember to tell him, you are a part of BEEF. Raptorz will now offer a shirt or other paraphernelia relating to the BEEF fighter of the month each month, so this gives you more incentive to be the man of the month and find your face on fans shirts worldwide. In Addition, lets make sure we support Raptorz Inc. as muh as we possibly can, the more we give to them, the more they give to us.

Also, contact Scooby Jr to provide your interest in the next Burning Bush as well as compete in the poll he would like to notify everyone is about. The survey consists of 3 simple questions for the next Season.

-25YO Build or ID Restricted?

-3x10 KT Cage kickboxing rules (with takedowns allowed) or 5x5 MMA rules once more

-Season or Bracket setup

Thank you all for your feedback and thank you for being a part of the BEEF Madness here in Montreal. There will be a brief update soon on a few rumored fighters Suspensions being announced soon so pay close attention.

TO ALL ENJOY!

[Scooby]

Breaking news out of BEEF headquarters in Montreal!

 

Dale McCann, Frank McGee and Scottie Duran were all suspended indefinitely from the organization after a thorough TRT investigation. Dale McCann was the only fighter to file against the suspension.

 

The use of Testosterone Replacement Therapy has been banned in many places where MMA is allowed but at BEEF it is encouraged. Fighters are tested after their fights to ensure that they are using TRT or some sort of Performance Enhancement Drug other than Viagra. After Dale McCann defeated Gator Bait in a LHW brawl his test results showed the same level of testosterone found in a male college freshman at his first frat party. This is CLEARLY unacceptable. After his failed test, Dale McCann was quoted “I spent the night at the [Gushing CBombs] club before the fight.” Scooby Jr was about to rescind the suspension but was informed that the “Gushing CBombs” club was closed 3 months before Dale joined BEEF. (Health Code Violations)

 

McCann was the only fighter indefinitely suspended that has since been amended and allowed to return to BEEF cages within the next month. During his suspension he found a fight against Nobuhiko Oshima at the prestigious Honor FC where he was victorious in 20 seconds. Also, TRT is banned in Las Vegas. McCann will spend a lot more time with Vitor Belfort while training to maintain his testosterone levels to retain his place at BEEF.

 

Also pertaining to this matter, Joe Risley is exempt from all testosterone testing because it is questionable what reproductive organs it was born with. Risley was found doing ERT (Estrogen Replacement Therapy) before he moved over to Montreal.

 

Let this be a message to all fighters, BEEF wants them at their angriest when they fight in our cages. Contact us for your free steroid samples.