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Augustus 'DEADSHOT' Belmont vs Xerxes Do Prado

Belmont is one hell of tall guy , standing 225cm , and weighs an impressive 288lbs pounds. He has wonderful Muay Thai skills and also has some decent boxing. He is a pure standup fighter and is most likely going to try and use his long limbs to take care of his opponent.
Do Prado is a pure boxer, who will be looking to knock Belmont's head off and send it to him by mail. He stands 205 cm and weighs 265lbs. Will he be able to get inside the long reach of Belmont and destroy him? Only time will tell.

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Blasko 'Ultra Violence' Grims vs Bo 'Buamundus Gigas' Guiscard

Blasko is an allround standup fighter who is equally strong at boxing and Muay Thai. The 18 year old prospect weighs 280lbs and stands 208cm tall. The power he will be able to generate by weighing 280lbs could be a huge factor in this fight.
His opponent , Guiscard, is a smaller fighter. He stands just shy of 2m and weighs 245lbs. He also is a very skilled young fighter who knows how to throw punches and kick at the same time using great combos. Being the lighter fighter, he might be looking to use a speed advantage to make sure he can KO Grims.

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'Big' Dick Johnson vs 'El Supremo' Kim Jong Un



Johnson is an 18 year old prospect with a big ****. I guess his name give you a hint what those 4 * stand for.


He already had one pro fight, and the very skilled Muay Thai fighter proved to have a solid chin. In a tournament with nothing but scary dudes, this could come in handy...


HIs opponent, Kim Jong Un , is a short guy for his weight class. It will be interesting to see how hard he can hit, as a short guy that weighs 260lbs might be one hell of a puncher. It will be interesting to see if he can avoid the long **** of Johnson and not get frustrated by it swinging in front of him. All jokes aside, this fight should be very entertaining!


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'Handsome Major' Angus McZongo vs The Titan



Angus Zongo is a intimidating young boxer , who is looking to prove the world that he is the real deal. The scottish fighter will be looking to represent his country with pride in his first pro fight. He isn't one of the taller guys in the tournament, but he has big punching power that will compensate his height for sure!


The Titan is standing 211cm tall and weighs 250lbs. He is representing his country St. VIncent and Gren'. He is also a boxer and might be looking to use his reach advantage to confuse his opponent and tag him from distance before landing that big knockout punch.

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NY FIght Nights Big Apple Brawls tournament pre fight press conference

 

Live from the Big Apple, we have the first ever Kickboxing tournament in New York Fight Nights history at Paddy O’Malley’s bar this Wednesday on New Year’s Eve. We have eight very unique fighters here who take the sport very serious and aren’t big fans of MMA to say the least. They want a standup war and don’t care for groundfighting. We’ll bring the fighters out fight per fight to avoid any potential incidents.



Reporter Ben Fowlkes: Blasko, being such an evenly talented striker, what do you foresee using the most? Your boxing or your muay thai?

Blasko Grims: My plan is to kick his face into next month, so hope that answers your question.

Reporter Elias Cepeda: Bo, what are your thoughts on facing a fighter like Blasko Grims who’s so similar as far as abilities go?


Bo Guiscard: It's kind of a crap shoot. The guy who has the best chin, power, confidence and heart will be the guy who gets the wins early on. As the tourney progresses we'll see who has learned the most and progressed themselves and their tactics as a fighter.

Reporter Elias Cepeda : Blasko, fighting another great all around striker in Bo Guiscard, what have you been preparing for?

Blasko Grims: To kick him in the face before he can kick me in the face. Hopefully with have a barnstormer of a battle ending with his face been kicked into the back row of the crowd

Reporter Ariel Helwani : Lastly, Bo, in a kickboxing contest, how do you feel you match up with those that kick box full time?

Bo Guiscard: All of the participants are from a striking background so it will be interesting to see how it all shakes out.


Both fighters engage in some banter in the face off, but a handshake ensures afterwards.

Bjorn O’Donnel : Ladies and gentlemen, Bo Guiscard and Blasko Grims will be the third fight on this card.





Bjorn O’Donnel: Now entering, August Belmont and Xerxes Do Prado

Reporter Ariel Helwani: Augustus, being such a great muay thai fighter, how different will it be utilizing those skills in a kickboxing contest as compared to a traditional MMA contest?

Augustus Belmont: There will be no difference. Prado's head will fall off the moment one of my high kicks connects to his head

Reporter Zach Arnold: Xerxes, how dangerous is Augustus Belmont with his feet and how do you plan on combatting that?

Xerxes Do Prado: He kicked some skinny teenager a few times and won a 2 minute fight on points. I'm gonna knock his head off and set him back weeks. No danger

Reporter Calin Bardsley: Augustus, How do you plan on fighting a guy like Xerxes Do Prado, who is such a talented boxer?

Augustus Belmont:
He is just a boxer while i am a goddamn kickboxer.There is no plan.I am just gonna hit the poor guy untill he is knocked out cold.

Reporter Eddie Goldman : Xerxes, with the threat gone of ground fighting, how much better suited are you in a kickboxing event?

Xerxes Do Prado: Hey man, this is a kickboxing tournament, this is what I'm trained for. Are you a trained dancer? No. So stick to what you know - asking questions. Damn fool questions.


At the faceoff, both fighters are chin to chin smack talking before they are broken up by the promoter.

Bjorn O’Donnel: Give it up for Augustus Belmont and Xerxes Do Prado, things have gotten personal between these two. They’ll be the last fight of the night!



Bjorn O’Donnel: Now coming across the stage, Dick Johnson and Kim Jong Un. This should be a very colorful press conference

Reporter Bas Rutten : Dick, after a tough debut loss in MMA, what made you decide to give kickboxing a try?

Dick Johnson: There ain't much to talk about, you know. Tough loss? Fuck that. I beat this motherfucker...I beat him badly! He hardly landed any punches...Ummhhh...Whatever...Did you watch the fuckin fight...? Get out of here, with your silly ass questions...What's up with those stupid judges anyway, stupid fuckin rules. Wrestlers holding you down, hugging you in the clinch? Fuck that, I’m here to fight! Yeah. That's why i left MMA. Because of all of that bullshit. I'm here to fight, you know what I mean? I'm here to put these ass whoopins down to their maximum effect. So better watch out motherfuckers

Reporter Ariel Helwani : Kim, facing such a dynamic fighter, how much of your strategy will be pressuring him and not letting him use his feet?

Kim Jong Un: Lil' Dicky Johnson is but another capitalist obstacle standing in the way of the socialist revolution I will bring to the world. In his cushy bourgeois surroundings he may kick the working man with no recourse but this time he will face a most courageous foe who will fight back. I will rain my glorious fists upon him until he forgets his feet exist.

Reporter Elias Cepeda : Dick, do you feel like your boxing is advanced enough to really compete?

Dick Johnson: I have a great boxing, man. You know? I'm trainin with the best guys in the world, great fuckin guys. My boy, Danny Brown, world class boxer, Azusa Moribe, trained fuckin assassin, and the others, list goes on and on. I'm training with the fuckin killers, yeah, that's what's up.

Reporter Elias Cepeda : Kim, what are your thoughts on facing a fighter who's completely different from yourself?

Kim Jong Un: When I was born the heavens opened up over the Pyongyang sky and as the oracle prophesized a new star, brighter than one thousand suns, burned in the night. I am peerless in this world so every low life scum I do battle with is completely inferior and different from me. I will do what I always do. Once I am done instructing Dicky on the scientific basis for the workers revolution I will shove my little red book in his rear and move on.

Both fighters seem tensed in the faceoff for a moment until Kim Jong Un begins laughing and exits the stage with Johnson still there

Bjorn O’Donnel: There goes Kim Jong Un folks, he’ll be making his debut live on New Years Eve!

 

 

Bjorn O’Donel: Now up, Angus McZongo and The Titan. These two will be our first kickboxing match in the history of New York Fight Nights!

Reporter Ben Fowlkes: Titan, fighting another very talented boxer, how much of a boxing match do you think this fight will resemble?

The Titan: I hope that we will slug it out like men and not hug it out like women. Either way I’m going to throw some heavy leather at him and try to punch his head off of his shoulders. That's the way I fight, every fight.

Reporter Eddie Goldman: Angus, what's the decision like deciding whether or not to enter this tournament or continue training MMA?

Angus McZongo: Was no decision, I just want to punch some blokes in the face. Simple as that.

Reporter Carlin Bardsley: Titan, how does this help your transition into MMA, or is kickboxing a legitimate alternative to MMA?

The Titan: What transition? I have zero interest in MMA. Kickboxing isn't a legitimate alternative to MMA because it's a whole different sport. I’m looking to be the best striker that has ever walked the face of the earth not some sweaty man humping... another man.

Reporter Eddie Goldman: Angus, what do you hope from gaining from a kickboxing tournament like this?

Angus McZongo: Fame, money, and girls. What else?


McZongo has a huge grin on his face during the staredown with Titan’s face almost touching his nose before security steps in



Bjorn O’Donnel : Alright folks, these two will face off in our event opener and very first kickboxing match in NYFN. This is going to be a historic event with 4 great fights. This tournament has been set up to let the best standup fighters in the world test themselves. A big cash prize, a trophy, a sponsorship, a lot of awards,….are al their for these 8 fighters to take. Who wil come out as the ultimate KO-master and go home with all of it? Tune in on New Year’s Eve and find out who makes the best debut. Prepare to see some great finishes as all of these guys are absolute killers!

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NY Fight Nights Big Apple Brawls tournament round 2 pre fight press conference

After a very succesful first event, the NY Fight Nights team is very proud to present to you the second round of the tournament. I heard the fighters seem very hungry to prove what they can do. Some because they want to avenge a loss, others because they want to show their first fight wasn't a lucky win, but that they are here to win the tournament. This is going to be once again a night to remember!

 

Reporter: Augustus, in your last fight, it seemed liked you were outclassed in the boxing aspect. How do you address that against another great boxer this time around?

Augustus Belmont: I will try to fix the loopholes in my game plan to make up for that and use my superior MT skills to beat my adversary.

Reporter: Angus, The Titan was a very gifted boxer, do you think you'll be able to exploit Augustus in ways that you couldn't exploit Titan?
Angus McZongo: Ya, I hope to obviously. I lost my head in the match with the Titan, broke me hand an all. But I'm hoping to stay focused in this one and keep my eyes off the girls.

Reporter: Augustus, How much do you take away from McZongo's loss in his last fight? His boxing didn't seem to be as good as the hype he came in with would have suggested
August Belmont: I think it was rather his pathetic gameplan that cost him that match rather than his boxing. May be he is as good as he says but who knows. I will just do what I have to do and that is try to knock him out.

Reporter: Angus, How do you prepare for a guy like Augustus who really puts the kick in kickboxing?
Angus McZongo: I prepare same way I always do, 4 hours at the gym, 4 hours at the bar, 4 hours of sleep. repeat.

Both fighters get in each other’s face, ends with a pretty friendly handshake though.
Ladies and gentlemen, Augustus Belmont and Angus McZongo will be the first fight on the card.



Reporter: Blasko, Bo certainly did a number on you in your last fight, what went wrong?
Blasko Grims: Well what didnt go wrong, first my fucking manager got stuck in the airport for drugs, then he gave me a shit gameplan over the phone, and I failed to hit the fucker. But that is all beheind me got get back in the gym and get ready for the next dude.

Reporter: Dick, Both yourself and Blasko were finished early in your fights at the last event, what kind of urgency will there be in this fight?
Dick Johnson: Whatever, dude. I don't remember losing any fights. Blasko will be my first opponent in the tournament. I don't know what ya talkin' 'bout.

Reporter: Blasko, Against Dick Johnson, how do you see the fight taking place?
Blasko Grims: Hopefully we have a war where I can show the talent I have. Need to knock him out in spectacular fashion to show the others that I'm not some push over, but I'm not going to underestimate him like I did the last guy.

Reporter: Dick, Do you think you'll be able to finally get your muay thai kicking game going in this fight?
Dick Johnson: What kickin' game? There ain't no kickin' game. I have no kickin' game, dude. Baby leg kicks? I'll kick his ass with my fists. That's what's up.

Both fighters are trash talking as they come chest to chest, a little shove from Dick Johnson and security quickly steps in to break it up
Ladies and gentleman, Dick Johnson and Blasko Grims will be the second fight on the card.



Reporter: Xerxes, After dominating August Belmont so easily, how do you keep yourself humble and ready to fight again?
Xerxes Do Prado: That fight is gone. It nice to start the tournament with a win but I guarantee I will be better this time.

Reporter: Bo, How do you explain such domination in your last fight over Blasko Grims?
Bo Guiscard: I simply had too much power for Grims. I came out aggressive and throwing bombs. He thought he was going to clinch me and cut me up with elbows, but his strategy was flawed.

Reporter: Xerxes, How much of a challenge is it to face a fighter like Bo Guiscard who is a very balanced striker?
Xerxes Do Prado: I'm just trained to do my thing, punch him hard. We'll see if he can take it. Cause he was barely hit in his last fight. As for him being balanced, well, he might throw the odd kick at me, but I'm not bothered about that. What'll finish this fight is my fists, nothing else.

Reporter: Bo, What new challenges does Xerxes Do Prado give that maybe Blasko didn't?
Bo Guiscard: Looks like a boxer who wants to dirty box and such. He beat up a giant can. Im not too worried.

Guiscard constantly jawing at Do Prado, they face off and Do Prado stands straight up silent until they leave.
Ladies and gentleman, Bo Guiscard and Xerxes Do Prado are the third fight on our card.



Reporter: Titan, How did it feel to win your first fight and go the distance to do so?
The Titan: Sucked. We came here to put each other to sleep so I consider that fight a draw. Expect more fireworx from me the next time around.

Reporter: Kim, How have you prepared for this fight after such a dominating performance in your first kickboxing fight?
Kim Jong Un: I have stuck to my usual routine. Every day rise from bed at the crack of noon. Then I inspect a barracks or two. Only after that's all done do I get to have a little me time. I only have two simple infatuations in life: destroying the capitalist world order and Dennis Rodman. All of my free time is devoted to plotting the overthrow of the pitiful, repugnant imperialist regimes and writing letters, odes and sonnets to my beloved Dennis. This is what gives me the courage and strength of 10,000 men

Reporter: Titan, Do you think you'll have a potential cardio advantage after going the distance in your fight while none of the other winners even came close?
The Titan: Advantage? I think I will have a cardio Disadvantage since my gas tank emptied in the fight. Other guys who KOd their opponents are back in training and Im still waiting to recover. Doesn't matter though. I dont need cardio in my upcoming fights. I need a whole new approach.

Reporter: Kim, Is there anyone that you saw fight at the last event that you would really like to face?
Kim Jong Un: They are all ignorant slaves of their capitalist masters. They will all fall to my mighty fist in due time. My upcoming opponent "The Titan" (henceforth referred to as "Tit") in fact fashions himself to be quite the character. He has been duped into believing himself to be a god or at least a divine being. Let it be known to everyone that religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. For "Tit" to peddle such brainwashing filth is despicable. There is only one eternal being in the universe and that is my grandfather, spiritual leader of the Juche philospohy and the Eternal President of the Republic: Kim Il-Sung. On top of that Tit's manager is a Finn. We do not forget that the Fins stayed neutral during the cold war between our dear friend comrade Stalin and the American stooges. I have even less respect for neutrals than I have for imperialists and their lapdogs.

Kim Jong Un is speaking incoherently and The Titan is visibly confused as the two suffer through one of the more awkward face offs in MMA history.
Ladies and gentleman, Kim Jong Un and The Titan are our fourth and final fight of the night.

 

Bjorn O'Donnel: Don't forget to book your tickets now! NY Fight Nights is very proud to host the second event of the tournament. The ticket sales are going very well and the Paddy O'Malleys bar in New York will be the place to be on 15 January 2015.

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NY Fight Nights Big Apple Brawls tournament round 3 pre fight press conference

 

 

Reporter: Augustus, how satisfying was it to pick up your first Kickboxing win in your career and how much do you plan on using your clinch game in this fight?

Augustus Belmont: I'll be satisfied when I will win the tournament until then every win is just a consolation and nothing else. How much you wanna know? how about i just tell you straight up that I am gonna clinchrape his ass so bad he feel scared to hug even his mommy.

Reporter: Blasko, you've had a tough time so far in this tournament, what do you plan on doing different in this fight to change your luck?
Blasko Grims: Yeah taken two beatings so far, been tough, coaches at M.A.D have been really mad at me. My plan is to actually hit the fulla, hopefully my eyes are working this time and I can grab a W.

Reporter: Augustus, With Blasko Grims being 0-2 in the tournament and being finished pretty easily in both fights, how up for this fight are you?
August Belmont: He'll be 0-3 soon. He sucks so bad that i am not really concerned at all.

Reporter: Blasko, how much have you learned from the two straight losses?
Blasko Grims: a lot. Number 1 thing is that I'm as blind as a bat and can’t hit shit. Also that when I get a beating the manager gets real pissed and threatened to kill me.

Very mellow stare down as Grims looks like he wants to be anywhere but here right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, Augustus Belmont and Blasko Grims will be the first fight on the card.



Reporter: Titan, You've been involved in 2 great fights so far, what does Dick Johnson do that your previous opponents may not have done?
The Titan: Muay Thai punches... The dude throws Muay Thai punches! No, no, NOT Muay Thai kicks, or elbows, or knees... but Muay Thai punches

Reporter: Dick, after such an impressive win over Blasko Grims in your last fight, how much did you take from the loss to Kim Jong Un who has proved to be an amazing fighter?
Dick Johnson: Kim who? He's a lil bitch. Whatever. I just slipped...What? Nevermind.

Reporter: Titan, how anxious are you to get the first finish of your career and in a tournament dominated by highlight reel finishes?
The Titan: If I score one then great but if I was you I wouldn't hold my breath

Reporter: Dick, how effective do you think your dirty boxing will be in this fight against The Titan?
Dick Johnson: Dirty boxing? Did you just say that my boxing is dirty? Whatever...I have the cleanest fucking punches... the cleanest punches in the division...yeah. I will knock Kim out, he's done...

At the staredown, Dick Johnson has a lot of swagger and a smirk while Titan is stoic, seemingly not put off by the showmanship from Johnson.
Ladies and gentleman, Dick Johnson and The Titan will be the second fight on the card.



Reporter: Angus, how much did the fight with Titan take out of you? You certainly didn't look yourself in the last fight against Augustus Belmont
Angus McZongo: Nothing at all. I am still ready to fight em. Augustus was a beast of a man, nothin else to say.

Reporter: Bo, what went wrong in your fight with Xerxes Do Prado? He's proven to be one of the best fighters in the tournament, eager to hear your thoughts on that fight.
Bo Guiscard: I am a slow learner with a shitty chin. I think I got lucky in the first fight.

Reporter: Angus, how do you evaluate your first two performances so far in this tournament?
Angus McZongo: I'm not worried about those fights right now. I'm just looking forward to my next fight.

Reporter: How much pride do you take in not letting Angus McZongo win a fight in this tournament? Does that cross your mind at all?
Bo Guiscard: No, I am a loser just like him.

Another very clean, no frills stare down, this tournament has seemingly taken a lot out of both fighters.
Ladies and gentleman, Bo Guiscard and Angus McZongo are the third fight on our card.



Reporter: Xerxes, do the words of Kim Jong Un make it any more difficult when you step in the cage? It seems like some guys have been taken out of their game before they even stepped in the ring with him.
Xerxes Do Prado: I think he's a better talker than a fighter. He should stick to being a politician. This is a fighter's game and he doesn't even realize it

Reporter: Kim, you've made short work of both opponents so far, how are you able to dominate these very talented fighters?
Kim Jong Un: I do not like to use the term dominate. I like to think of myself as a father figure for all of my subjects. They have not been disposed of, they have simply been persuaded to join my flock. By the end of this tournament my flock will have seven new members.

Reporter: Xerxes, what would it mean to end this tournament undefeated?
Xerxes Do Prado: It would feel right, and correct. I've never been defeated in one on one combat, in this life or when I lived in ancient Babylonia. I train and fight now for my manager Bwang Jong Sr, and will do so as long as he wants me to.

Reporter: Kim, facing the only other undefeated fighter, Xerxes Do Prado, what do you know about him and what challenges will he present?
Kim Jong Un: My minions inform me that Sexrex is some sort of Frankenstein-like freak that a mad scientist named Bwang constructed. Don't get me wrong, I love mad scientists. Hell, I love them so much I keep 4 of them in my dungeon! This Bwong, however, is surely of unscrupulous character. How dare he resuscitate some Babylonian soldier with abhorrent facial hair? This ignorant sheep, this tool of the high classes was last alive at least in the year 1500 B.M. (Before Marx) by my calculation. Not only will I have to "persuade" him using my customary methods as I have in my previous two fights, I also have to instruct him on the basis of scientific revolution and the socialist philosophical evolution of the past 150 years. Nevertheless, Bong and his man be begging to join my flock post-flock, mark my words.

By far the most heated stare-down of the night, Kim’s shoulder strikes Xerxes and the two are immediately eye to eye before security stepped in.
Ladies and gentleman, Kim Jong Un and Xerxes Do Prado are our fourth and final fight of the night

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His gloriousness implores you to add a big shiny scoreboard to this topic so that all who visit can instantly witness and revel in the domination of El Supremo.

-Sin Son-Ho Emmisary to the Supreme one himself

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