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Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood

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Havoc Fighting League – Vendetta vs LOD


Amsterdam – The Underground (1,000)


30th January

Havoc is the newest org in town. And for its first event it will hold the grudge match between two of the most spoken about alliances, Vendetta, a group of notorious young managers looking to make their way up in the world. They will go up against LOD, who’s leader in the infamous Mentor. Now, not all of the fights on this card are challenge matches since LOD an alliance of 60+ people couldn’t fill 10 fighters. Let us get down to business with a preview of the event.

"Cossack" Ivan Strashko vs. Remi "The Exiled" Highjack – 205lbs

Strashko is representing Vendetta under Sir Castor Rollins. His game plan is to bully people, he uses a great clinch attack supplemented by his takedowns and his brutal ground and pound ability. Highjack has shown off a deadly stand up game and sickening KO power. One thing of note is that Highjack has not faced the same level of competition as Strashko and Highjack has been grounded by worse wrestlers. I see Strashko bringing home a win for Vendetta.

Prediction: Strashko via TKO

Khal Drogo "The Great Rider" vs. Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood – 185lbs

Drogo representing Vendetta, and also representing me. So I won’t go into too much detail. In his first fight he showed a varied attack, but looked superb in the clinch scoring a TKO win from there. Hardwood showed off a good counter attacking game in his fight and some particularly brutal kicks. However his best route for this fight will be to use his boxing and move around Drogo whilst not trying to knock his head off in one punch as that will allow Drogo the opportunity to counter. I must go with my own fighter to win this one, I feel he has a pleasant surprise in store with his boxing.

Prediction: Drogo via KO

Igor "Under The Umbrella" Quincy vs. Taylor "Tank" Barker – 185lbs

Both fighters making their debuts here so no previous fights to show their tendancies. Quincy will look to win for Vendetta by using his boxing and Barker will look to use his MT. With Barker being one year younger than Quincy I see him being less developed allowing Quincy to take home the win.

Prediction: Quincy via TKO

"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin vs. "Sterling" Dan Kade – 185lbs

This is not a fight to determine who’s alliance is better as Dan Kade does not belong to LOD. This however is a grudge match. Kade travelled across the world to fight Franco as he wants his paycheck. Franco believes in the power of God to guide him to win, and my reports are his training is going fantastic and he wants to show off his new grappling skills against the “weasel” Kade. Kade has yet to have a professional fight so not a lot to go from but I don’t see him getting past Franco.

Prediction: Ysengrin via submission

Thomas "The Tank" Engine vs. Carlton "Footsoldier" Leach – 155lbs

Engine for Vendetta, showed off good clinch attack in his only professional fight, but that was a long time ago. Training will have only added new skills to his arsenal and fine tuned his already deadly skills. Leach has good KO power and boxing, he has shown good clinch too but he works best at range throwing combinations at his foe. He has been bested by a better striker, I feel Engine will out work him for the win.

Prediction: Engine via UD

UNCDERCARD

Manuel " the Roo" La Bor vs. Herman "The Gentleman" Karlsson – 155lbs

La Bor for Vendetta has shown off very slick boxing skills in his 3 pro fights to date, and he has shown off his boxing skills are complemented by his KO power. Karlsson has had 1 fight, and he has also showed his boxing and KO power. I don’t see this fight lasting long or going to the floor, it will stay standing and end via KO. I predict La Bor will have the better gameplan and get the win.

Prediction: La Bor via TKO

Denzel "Dangerous" White vs. Daniel Robitaille – 265lbs

Before there was 6 other fights from LOD and Vendetta, this was the original. White representing Vendetta challenged Robitaille, the loser will have to wear an avatar yet to be decided. Anyway White looks to have the better boxing skills, whilst both look deadly in the clinch. At heavyweight one shot from either man can send them down. Robitaille seems to be a clinch fighter with heavy hands of his own. I predict Robitaille will look to end it early allowing White to counter with heavy shots. After 2 rounds of this Robitaille will give up and White will swarm in.

Prediction: White via TKO

"Suave" Francois Dubois vs. John Frombois– 205lbs

This is not a Vendetta vs LOD match, but Dubois is managed by a Vendetta manger. Quite frankly he should not be losing this fight, he is younger, faster, stronger and more skilled. I don’t see how he loses.

Prediction: Dubois via KO

Nathan "The Misfit" Young vs. Oppai "Senketsu" Taichou – 145lbs

Young is the one LOD ducked, he’s angry now. In his way is Taichou, I ask Tai – who? It will be tough for Young to get him to the floor but once he does he will have his way with his opponent whose name I already forgot.

Prediction: Young via submission

Wyatt Earp vs. Regnar "Son Of Odin" Lodbrog – 205lbs

The only fight not to feature an LOD or Vendetta member. Earp has lost once via TKO, he showed good stand up, but Lodbrog seems to have good wrestling and Earp not so much. I see Logbrog is he comes in with a good game plan, beating Earp via TKO.

Prediction: Logbrog via TKO

That wrap it up, I predict the 6 Vendetta vs LOD matches will end in a whitewash victory for Vendetta. Quite frankly, how LOD didn’t manage to get 10 fighters from 60+ managers is a complete sham, so I think we should all applaud those who stood up and accepted the gauntlet Vendetta threw down.

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Anyway enjoy the fights and Havoc’s first event

Michael “TheWolf” Brakeley

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Havoc Fighting League – Vendetta vs LOD

Amsterdam – The Underground (1,000)

30th January

Havoc is the newest org in town. And for its first event it will hold the grudge match between two of the most spoken about alliances, Vendetta, a group of notorious young managers looking to make their way up in the world. They will go up against LOD, who’s leader in the infamous Mentor. Now, not all of the fights on this card are challenge matches since LOD an alliance of 60+ people couldn’t fill 10 fighters. Let us get down to business with a preview of the event.

"Cossack" Ivan Strashko vs. Remi "The Exiled" Highjack – 205lbs

Strashko is representing Vendetta under Sir Castor Rollins. His game plan is to bully people, he uses a great clinch attack supplemented by his takedowns and his brutal ground and pound ability. Highjack has shown off a deadly stand up game and sickening KO power. One thing of note is that Highjack has not faced the same level of competition as Strashko and Highjack has been grounded by worse wrestlers. I see Strashko bringing home a win for Vendetta.

Prediction: Strashko via TKO

Khal Drogo "The Great Rider" vs. Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood – 185lbs

Drogo representing Vendetta, and also representing me. So I won’t go into too much detail. In his first fight he showed a varied attack, but looked superb in the clinch scoring a TKO win from there. Hardwood showed off a good counter attacking game in his fight and some particularly brutal kicks. However his best route for this fight will be to use his boxing and move around Drogo whilst not trying to knock his head off in one punch as that will allow Drogo the opportunity to counter. I must go with my own fighter to win this one, I feel he has a pleasant surprise in store with his boxing.

Prediction: Drogo via KO

Igor "Under The Umbrella" Quincy vs. Taylor "Tank" Barker – 185lbs

Both fighters making their debuts here so no previous fights to show their tendancies. Quincy will look to win for Vendetta by using his boxing and Barker will look to use his MT. With Barker being one year younger than Quincy I see him being less developed allowing Quincy to take home the win.

Prediction: Quincy via TKO

"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin vs. "Sterling" Dan Kade – 185lbs

This is not a fight to determine who’s alliance is better as Dan Kade does not belong to LOD. This however is a grudge match. Kade travelled across the world to fight Franco as he wants his paycheck. Franco believes in the power of God to guide him to win, and my reports are his training is going fantastic and he wants to show off his new grappling skills against the “weasel” Kade. Kade has yet to have a professional fight so not a lot to go from but I don’t see him getting past Franco.

Prediction: Ysengrin via submission

Thomas "The Tank" Engine vs. Carlton "Footsoldier" Leach – 155lbs

Engine for Vendetta, showed off good clinch attack in his only professional fight, but that was a long time ago. Training will have only added new skills to his arsenal and fine tuned his already deadly skills. Leach has good KO power and boxing, he has shown good clinch too but he works best at range throwing combinations at his foe. He has been bested by a better striker, I feel Engine will out work him for the win.

Prediction: Engine via UD

UNCDERCARD

Manuel " the Roo" La Bor vs. Herman "The Gentleman" Karlsson – 155lbs

La Bor for Vendetta has shown off very slick boxing skills in his 3 pro fights to date, and he has shown off his boxing skills are complemented by his KO power. Karlsson has had 1 fight, and he has also showed his boxing and KO power. I don’t see this fight lasting long or going to the floor, it will stay standing and end via KO. I predict La Bor will have the better gameplan and get the win.

Prediction: La Bor via TKO

Denzel "Dangerous" White vs. Daniel Robitaille – 265lbs

Before there was 6 other fights from LOD and Vendetta, this was the original. White representing Vendetta challenged Robitaille, the loser will have to wear an avatar yet to be decided. Anyway White looks to have the better boxing skills, whilst both look deadly in the clinch. At heavyweight one shot from either man can send them down. Robitaille seems to be a clinch fighter with heavy hands of his own. I predict Robitaille will look to end it early allowing White to counter with heavy shots. After 2 rounds of this Robitaille will give up and White will swarm in.

Prediction: White via TKO

"Suave" Francois Dubois vs. John Frombois– 205lbs

This is not a Vendetta vs LOD match, but Dubois is managed by a Vendetta manger. Quite frankly he should not be losing this fight, he is younger, faster, stronger and more skilled. I don’t see how he loses.

Prediction: Dubois via KO

Nathan "The Misfit" Young vs. Oppai "Senketsu" Taichou – 145lbs

Young is the one LOD ducked, he’s angry now. In his way is Taichou, I ask Tai – who? It will be tough for Young to get him to the floor but once he does he will have his way with his opponent whose name I already forgot.

Prediction: Young via submission

Wyatt Earp vs. Regnar "Son Of Odin" Lodbrog – 205lbs

The only fight not to feature an LOD or Vendetta member. Earp has lost once via TKO, he showed good stand up, but Lodbrog seems to have good wrestling and Earp not so much. I see Logbrog is he comes in with a good game plan, beating Earp via TKO.

Prediction: Logbrog via TKO

That wrap it up, I predict the 6 Vendetta vs LOD matches will end in a whitewash victory for Vendetta. Quite frankly, how LOD didn’t manage to get 10 fighters from 60+ managers is a complete sham, so I think we should all applaud those who stood up and accepted the gauntlet Vendetta threw down.

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Anyway enjoy the fights and Havoc’s first event

Michael “TheWolf” Brakeley

 

Thanks for the write up wolf. Great work !!!!

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So Thomas, with your ridiculous stupid name, please watch in the mirror. See where your right ear is? thats where your nose is going to be when i'm finished with you.

 

Gonna leave you all and start elbowing a wall to warm up for your face...

 

XXX

 

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Carlton

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So Thomas, with your ridiculous stupid name, please watch in the mirror. See where your right ear is? thats where your nose is going to be when i'm finished with you.

 

Gonna leave you all and start elbowing a wall to warm up for your face...

 

XXX

 

Your dearest face-raper

 

Carlton

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Thomas Engine

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CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!

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"The Preacher" Franco Ysengrin



Ysengrin weaves into range and cracks Kade right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Kade goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Ysengrin is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.




"Boss, i want that KO bonus. God has given me the power and i shall continue."


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Following the events of Vendetta vs Lod some members of the local press finally caught up to Hardwood outside the venue. He is sitting at a table with a glass of scotch (neat) and a Cuban cigar hanging from his lips. He looks over to the media as they ask him a question. First Mount Weather, an overweight local weather guy at Channel 4 news who happens to be filling in for this gig, asks his question.



Weather: Diamond, what are your thoughts on Drogo after this fight.



Diamond takes a sip of scotch and takes a long deep drag of smoke and slowly exhales as he looks into the distance.



Diamond: ... Nothing but respect for that man.




Next steps up Pewee Sherman, a nerdy little MMA analyst from the local paper. He fixes his glasses and nervously asks his next question, needing to come up with a plausible entry in tomorrow's sport's section.



Sherman: Diamond, can you tell us about the fight.



Diamond looks at him and shakes his head.



Diamond: I'm just here so I don't get fined.


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So Thomas, with your ridiculous stupid name, please watch in the mirror. See where your right ear is? thats where your nose is going to be when i'm finished with you.

 

Gonna leave you all and start elbowing a wall to warm up for your face...

 

XXX

 

Your dearest face-raper

 

Carlton

 

 

Thomas, great fight of you. Started out really aggressive, and for a second you made me doubt my abilities. That lucky punch that cut me, made me angry. I then realised i was Carlton Leach, a man born and bread in one of the more aggressive places in London. I wasnt going to lose to a guy named Thomas, and i never will do that. Thats for sissy's.

 

Still respect to you, and i hope we re-do this some day later in our careers!!

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Remi "The Exiled" Highjack




Following his stunning and brutal knock out of Sir Castor Rollin's Ivan Strashko, Remi Highjack is found in the back by a hoard of reporters who flock to him like moths to a flame. Only the bravest actually approach him though and the small fragile body of Henry Shatempentz, a reporter out of Metro New Ones approaches the beast of a man. He starts to ask his question.



Shatempentz: U-um... Mr. Remi, can you take us thr-



Henry is interrupted by Remi's glare as he turns his head towards him and stares into his soul. Shatempentz literally shit's his pants and runs away leaving Highjack there just growling... Growling like a beast, a monster, a demon, a behemoth of destruction. He looks towards the closest camera and screams... well you could call it a scream... I would call it a roar that breaks the camera lens.


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Frankie "The Bull" Vercini (260322)

 

I can hardly wait to make my Havoc debut!

 

After cutting out the pasta and good food and making the HORRID cut to Bantamweight, i decided it wasn't worth it and started eating mama's home cooked meals again!

 

I been training hard and i look forward to fighting Melvin Garcia.

 

But dude, i'm not one to judge lifestyle but a guy as tall as you should NOT weigh that little. If your limbs don't snap off in our fight, you need to use your fight money to go down to the shops, buy a sandwich and eat it. Living the way you do CAN'T be healthy.

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Frankie "The Bull" Vercini (260322)

 

Well my debut for Havoc didn't go quite as planned.

 

I... I have nothing to say. I'm actually speechless. Congrats to Garcia.

 

Although i am disappointed in my loss, i still believe you should take your winnings, go down to a shop and buy something to eat. I can't believe i lost to a stick figure looking freak like you!

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"Suave" Francois Dubois


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Well, my manager has pushed me to come out and speak to the public. To formally introduce myself, to you all.



My name is Francois and I am the best looking fighter on the planet, as well as my handsome face. I also have a physique of a god, and the package of a donkey.


While I was happy with my win, and the attention it drew to me. I am unhappy to force such ugliness on an opponent, although, lets face it. Most in havoc look like the back end of a donkey.



I want to be the Havoc poster boy, I have the face for it. I'm calling for whoever I need to get me this gold belt around my waist and all the attention that goes with it.



Lets fight you ugly ducklings



Yours, Francois (The guy you want to be)



*Francois fades into a crowd of beautiful women in bikini's*


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i asked for a contract in this org. Its my last chance in life to make an honest living. I was brought in the yakuza by my familymembers. i got the tattoo's, did all the necessary things to get approved by them. But when the moment came where they were going to cut my little finger, i ran away.

 

i cant afford to loose my finger, how is a wank then gonna feel?

 

So here i am, no friends, no money, no home, so be warned, i'm a fucking animal, wanting to fight to survive. Corner me and i'll poke your eyes out.

 

Grrrrr.....

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Dan Kade


Got the contract through for Rico Sosa.


I don't have cable so I didn't catch his first fight but from what I hear, he's another boring guy who would prefer to hug than fight.


Come trade and get that post fight bonus bro. Fight of the Night, Sosa Vs Kade. We've both got bills to pay, get that money man.


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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


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So I made another guy tap out there, and won Submission of the Night. If you ask me, i'd say all those years of stealing Pick n Mix helped me out in the cage. I'm used to dealing with fat little fuckers at this stage. Now I get an offer against some granddad who wants to get in the game at 25, so it looks like I will have to make another one tap out


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Angel Walhani interviews Suave Francois Dubois



Walhani: Hello Francois, thank you for participating in this interview after the announcement of your next fight on the 13th



Dubois: It is your pleasure, I am very exciting to be fighting again this soon. *at this point Francois notices a beautiful camera woman and stares at her*



Walhani: Is there anything about this fight that particularly excites you?



Dubois: *still staring at the camera woman* Yes, of course. Well this guy.. this ...Deck... Deckland? Whats his name again? *distracted by the beautiful Camera woman*



Manager Conor Brazier *whispers*: Dekkers



Dubois: Yes, this Dekkers.. He is very good... Top notch. I have not seen any of his fights but yeah, this is a top p4p deciding match up. I'm sure the ladies will love to see me fight again *Winks at the camera woman*



Walhani: If I could get your attention away from my crew Dubois.. It appears to me that you have no idea who you are fighting



Dubois: *finally stops staring* Why yes, of course I do



Walhani: Have you been paying attention this entire time?



Dubois: Uh.. So, I've got a photo shoot booked now, I'm already late as it is *Dubois walks over to the camera woman.. Takes her number and then leaves the interview*


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Darren Brown 3-0(0-0 in Havoc)

After a successful run in EMMA i decided to leave as a result in new management who is less involved. My debut fight in Havoc is on 2-13-15 against Terrell James. And believe me, i am ready for him and will DOMINATE and remain Undefeated and sooner or later i WILL be crowned Havoc's first ever 135 CHAMP!

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Darren Brown 3-0(0-0 in Havoc)

After a successful run in EMMA i decided to leave as a result in new management who is less involved. My debut fight in Havoc is on 2-13-15 against Terrell James. And believe me, i am ready for him and will DOMINATE and remain Undefeated and sooner or later i WILL be crowned Havoc's first ever 135 CHAMP!

 

Good luck, I just beat that guy with Granger

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Dan Kade


Sign the damn contract Sosa. Time is money!


If Rico doesn't accept, I'll fight anybody.


If none of these Middleweights step up, I'll fight the Welterweights, Light Heavyweights, Heavyweights, anyone.


Hell give me Yuri Kalimov. I'll fight anyone. I want on this card,


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