Guest Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Does Mike realize he gave humors his real name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 why is it called a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickstar Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickstar Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickstar Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name Cockroach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Perpetual motion, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakePhoenix Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? This one is answerable. Someone just has to perform the test to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakePhoenix Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? No, it is called a signing, as in assigning blame. And if that is the case, are all famous people who do signings therefore deaf criminals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? HAHAHA, might be the best one yet. Why do they call it asteroids when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it hemorrhoids when it's in your butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakePhoenix Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTree Posted February 11, 2018 Report Share Posted February 11, 2018 Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomodinho Posted February 13, 2018 Report Share Posted February 13, 2018 When two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philofthefuture Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Imagine your girlfriend and your mom. Their bodies got swapped (your mom's consciousness in your gf's body and vice versa) and you need to have sex with 1 of them for them to get back to normal. Who'd you bang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve159706 Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 If a door is slightly open then its ajar. Therefore if a jar is slightly open is it a door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, then why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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