Carnage Fighting Championship Official Thread

[Gangles]

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Mario "Maori Boz" Jones

 

Alright let me get a few things off my chest here. First thing first. Jan Paul Valens your a pussy and not even on my radar. Id waffle stomp your silly ass in one round so you can forget those fantasies about taking a 170 lb title out of your head. You haven't got a chance.

Jan Paul Valens: Congrats Mario you can crush cans, but there is this thing you should look into called technique. I have it and you don't. So while you would try to land that home run KO, I'd humiliate you for up to 25 mins until you quit. Come try to take my chin, but if that fails I'm taking your soul.

[Runt]

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Mario "Maori Boz" Jones

 

Alright let me get a few things off my chest here. First thing first. Jan Paul Valens your a pussy and not even on my radar. Id waffle stomp your silly ass in one round so you can forget those fantasies about taking a 170 lb title out of your head. You haven't got a chance.

 

NOW lets talk about Cederic Landcaster. That bum is about to fight island fighters to boost his Pound for Pound rank and gain hype. Give me a damn fight against Cederic so I can grab both titles. My pound for pound is higher and Im all around a better fighter. After he throttles these bitches from the island he will not want to fight me, he will use his fake hype to duck a real fighter! Dont give him easy fights and let him start ducking. Set it up! I WANT BOTH TITLES! Nobody is more qualified to take them and hold them than I !!!

 

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Who the hell is this chump?

 

A fake champ. A flash in the pan. You only just won your belt! You haven't even defended it yet! And now you want the big money fight and two belts!? You're delusional. The 170 belt has changed hands almost as many times as your mother has sold her body.

 

I fight whoever they put in front of me, so i'll tell you this. If you find a way to defend your belt, and be a real defending champ, i'll fight you any day of the week. But be prepared to lose. 185 is where the real boys play.

[qbaum01]

Mark Kerr is dead, i dont know what more to say, if ur not sleeping within the first round ur tapping out for your life. So i'm looking forward to that 15k. - David Cerrone

You should think of more to say Cerrone but that may be hard for you. Get your words in now cause while you're sleeping on me and dreaming about those $$$$ the smashing machine is gonna take the W.

[Monsieur.Camara]

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Caitlyn Jenner

 

 

Bull "Dozer" Evens (316048) You and I at Carnage 44 (886059) ??? What do you say ?

 

I say: Hnnnnnngggggg

 

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[Monsieur.Camara]

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"President Elect" Donald Trump

 

I promised to put Tristan "The Boat" Barolo in a boat back to Peru and I did it. It took me 58 seconds.....

 

I continue my quest to make America GREAT AGAIN !!! It is past time to take the fight to the streets, where these mexican descendants are causing havoc and Jonathan Lopez is next on my list. Central intelligence informs me that this little cholito is part of a gang in Vegas. Well that ends at Carnage 44.

 

I cannot stand idle while these putitos make our streets into this:

 

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And our jails look like this:

 

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And our womenz turn into this:

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Come at me

bro.

[Gangles]

Jan Paul Valens: Any 170s out there that are actually willing to sign a contract? This is getting ridiculous that I have had 3 different opponents. I've signed them all and none of them will sign. Come on Carnage work your magic and get me an opponent

[Lavenders.pink]

Jan Paul Valens: Any 170s out there that are actually willing to sign a contract? This is getting ridiculous that I have had 3 different opponents. I've signed them all and none of them will sign. Come on Carnage work your magic and get me an opponent

he just has to accept the fight and u have a fight. dw, ill force him to accept.

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Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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What's the matter Mario? Realize you have no hope in hell? Did you look down the rankings and realize you have five or six top class guys breathing down your neck, ready to rip your head off and shit down your neck hole just to wear that strap?

 

The difference between you and I is, I rule my division. Why don't I have a fight? Because I have to WAIT for a contender to be built FOR me. Rule your own division before talking shit to Champs who are bigger, stronger and more talented than you are. Or you can just stick to fighting CANS to make your record look impressive. You're a plastic poor excuse for a champ. Defend that strap against the REAL contenders below you, if by some miracle you survive that, then one day we'll meet - I have a funny feeling you'll be on the scrap pile by then though.

[Lavenders.pink]

End of the week smacktalk bonuses

Mario Jones 15k

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Mario "Maori Boz" Jones

 

Alright let me get a few things off my chest here. First thing first. Jan Paul Valens your a pussy and not even on my radar. Id waffle stomp your silly ass in one round so you can forget those fantasies about taking a 170 lb title out of your head. You haven't got a chance.

 

NOW lets talk about Cederic Landcaster. That bum is about to fight island fighters to boost his Pound for Pound rank and gain hype. Give me a damn fight against Cederic so I can grab both titles. My pound for pound is higher and Im all around a better fighter. After he throttles these bitches from the island he will not want to fight me, he will use his fake hype to duck a real fighter! Dont give him easy fights and let him start ducking. Set it up! I WANT BOTH TITLES! Nobody is more qualified to take them and hold them than I !!!

 

Cedric lancaster 15k

 

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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What's the matter Mario? Realize you have no hope in hell? Did you look down the rankings and realize you have five or six top class guys breathing down your neck, ready to rip your head off and shit down your neck hole just to wear that strap?

 

The difference between you and I is, I rule my division. Why don't I have a fight? Because I have to WAIT for a contender to be built FOR me. Rule your own division before talking shit to Champs who are bigger, stronger and more talented than you are. Or you can just stick to fighting CANS to make your record look impressive. You're a plastic poor excuse for a champ. Defend that strap against the REAL contenders below you, if by some miracle you survive that, then one day we'll meet - I have a funny feeling you'll be on the scrap pile by then though.

 

 

Donald trump 15k

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"President Elect" Donald Trump

(316178)

 

 

I get a lot of questions daily about my MMA Journey.

 

"Is this an excuse to punch mexican people on the face?"

"Can you please name your finishing move The Wall? "

"Will you grab them by the pussy?"

"Who is your favorite Teletubbie?"

 

Anyways I just want to clarify a few things: I have no finishing move, this isn't professional wrestling ffs. Guys like Brock Lesnar (313797) are exactly the type of mongols that give MMA a bad name. I want to punch this guy on his ugly face more than any mexican.

 

The other clown I got my sights on is Ward Rand (313682), this fucking hypster is everything that is wrong with America right meow. I'm gonna take his venti double chocolate moccha and shove it so far up his arse he will vote democrats next election.

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Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Have you heard the news? I penned a fight to defend my belt again. But gee those bobbleheads in recruitment need to get their heads out of their asses.

Sure, he won the island. But let's not forget that the island is a shit pile of CANS all trying to win a trophy. So this douche is the best of the shit. Real fighters earn their way in orgs like Carnage, not can busting on the island.

I'm gonna punch this loser so hard he'll wish he never left the stupid island. 9 years my elder, better start planning your retirement nob jocky!

[Runt]

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Oi! Nam Ho! What.. are you retarded and can't work a keyboard? Apparently you can't use Buzz either.. Do they not have this technology in Korea? Dude stop eating cats and dancing to Gangam style, then, open those slanty eyes and get into the fight! Pussy.

[Lavenders.pink]

End of week smacktalk bonus

15k

 

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Have you heard the news? I penned a fight to defend my belt again. But gee those bobbleheads in recruitment need to get their heads out of their asses.

Sure, he won the island. But let's not forget that the island is a shit pile of CANS all trying to win a trophy. So this douche is the best of the shit. Real fighters earn their way in orgs like Carnage, not can busting on the island.

I'm gonna punch this loser so hard he'll wish he never left the stupid island. 9 years my elder, better start planning your retirement nob jocky!

 

 

 

 

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Oi! Nam Ho! What.. are you retarded and can't work a keyboard? Apparently you can't use Buzz either.. Do they not have this technology in Korea? Dude stop eating cats and dancing to Gangam style, then, open those slanty eyes and get into the fight! Pussy.

 

[Necrocrawler]

 

Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Oi! Nam Ho! What.. are you retarded and can't work a keyboard? Apparently you can't use Buzz either.. Do they not have this technology in Korea? Dude stop eating cats and dancing to Gangam style, then, open those slanty eyes and get into the fight! Pussy.

 

 

 

 

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Nam "The Fifth" Ho 18-3(1-0 Carnage)

 

"Im sorry Lancaster, i'm too busy here in Las Vegas enjoying some cassinos and Strip Clubs... I should be training to destroy your face at Carnage 45, but i believe that`s not necessary. You need to learn manners boy and, unfortunately for you, i will be the one to teach them to ya... Gangnam Style way"

 

 

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Cedric Lancaster:

 

You must be smokin some strong shit to be this diluted! Not training isn't such a bad idea though, why waste your time when you'll lose whether you train or not?

 

Manners? Boy? Who the shit do you think you are?

 

There is so many things wrong with those statements it's not even funny.

 

Ok, for starters, "boy" is a term you use for a small child, a slave or servant. Given you're from Korea (The land of slaves) I'd say that's a great new nickname for you. Secondly, manners? Since fookin when do you deserve my manners? You've had one frickin fight in this org and now some douchebag in a suit has decided you can have a shot at MY strap. You don't deserve it. You haven't earnt it. You're a 25 year old can creation washed out from the island. You talk about manners like you're better than me.. come fight night, boy, I'll show you my manners. When that cage door slams shut, I'll say thank you every time your fat head eats one of my hard hits. I'll even say "please get up" when I knock you off your feet, just so I can thank you for allowing me to knock you over again. When your lights flash out, and you wake up to the ref cuddling your head and the doctor shouting your name, I'll smile and say "you're welcome". And then, I'll gracefully wait for that apology, that will come from you after you've been embarrassed and humiliated. Because after this fight, your career is good as over, boy.

 

One last bit of advice. You don't seem too bright, so I'll cut you a break.

 

Don't start a fight, that you have no chance of finishing. That's just bad business. Boy.

[Necrocrawler]

Cedric Lancaster:

 

You must be smokin some strong shit to be this diluted! Not training isn't such a bad idea though, why waste your time when you'll lose whether you train or not?

 

Manners? Boy? Who the shit do you think you are?

 

There is so many things wrong with those statements it's not even funny.

 

Ok, for starters, "boy" is a term you use for a small child, a slave or servant. Given you're from Korea (The land of slaves) I'd say that's a great new nickname for you. Secondly, manners? Since fookin when do you deserve my manners? You've had one frickin fight in this org and now some douchebag in a suit has decided you can have a shot at MY strap. You don't deserve it. You haven't earnt it. You're a 25 year old can creation washed out from the island. You talk about manners like you're better than me.. come fight night, boy, I'll show you my manners. When that cage door slams shut, I'll say thank you every time your fat head eats one of my hard hits. I'll even say "please get up" when I knock you off your feet, just so I can thank you for allowing me to knock you over again. When your lights flash out, and you wake up to the ref cuddling your head and the doctor shouting your name, I'll smile and say "you're welcome". And then, I'll gracefully wait for that apology, that will come from you after you've been embarrassed and humiliated. Because after this fight, your career is good as over, boy.

 

One last bit of advice. You don't seem too bright, so I'll cut you a break.

 

Don't start a fight, that you have no chance of finishing. That's just bad business. Boy.

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Nam "The Fifth" Ho 18-3(1-0 Carnage)

"Hahahaha. You`re really a funny man. Saying that ive got only one fight at Carnage while you got what? 5 fights against a bunch of nobodies with no morale? Ive went to hell at the island and there ive been able to deliver to knock out most of my opponents. Then you talk that im a 25 old year creation? BAHAHAHA. Your really an intelligent dude... Really one, HAHAHA... The type that will probably be sacked out by the time you show what your chin is really made of... And unfortunately,... For you, the day is coming. And please, don`t try to panic clinchrape me at our fight like you did with all the cans you crushed... Won`t work :("

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[Monsieur.Camara]

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So as expected Jonathan Lopez won't sign the papers to fight yours truly so I am looking to make America GREAT AGAIN by beating up on some other loser. So my manager and I were looking around and we found the perfect victim..... now this dork is hard to describe, here is his bio to give you a perfect idea:

 

Jake "The Kid" Sekany (314362)

 

A former MLB pitcher who won a world series ring with Boston. He had to retire after arm surgery left him throwing 85mph.

He developed a devastating right hand during his rehab from surgery after taking up boxing to help recover.

He has lighting speed for a man his size and loves to bully bully's. He is the founder of The kid's kick your ass foundation

which is an anti bullying campaign where the bullied get free nut shots on the bully's BLABLABLAZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh ma GAWD , are you done yet? Something about nuts and pitching and what the f is this doctor telling you to go punch people on the face with your bad hand. This has Obamacare written all over it .... a shame really.

Anyways, you RETARD !! I challenge you to a fight !! Loser gets SACKED !!! What do you say princess ????

[Lavenders.pink]

 

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So as expected Jonathan Lopez won't sign the papers to fight yours truly so I am looking to make America GREAT AGAIN by beating up on some other loser. So my manager and I were looking around and we found the perfect victim..... now this dork is hard to describe, here is his bio to give you a perfect idea:

 

Jake "The Kid" Sekany (314362)

 

A former MLB pitcher who won a world series ring with Boston. He had to retire after arm surgery left him throwing 85mph.

He developed a devastating right hand during his rehab from surgery after taking up boxing to help recover.

He has lighting speed for a man his size and loves to bully bully's. He is the founder of The kid's kick your ass foundation

which is an anti bullying campaign where the bullied get free nut shots on the bully's BLABLABLAZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

Oh ma GAWD , are you done yet? Something about nuts and pitching and what the f is this doctor telling you to go punch people on the face with your bad hand. This has Obamacare written all over it .... a shame really.

Anyways, you RETARD !! I challenge you to a fight !! Loser gets SACKED !!! What do you say princess ????

 

i can make that happen. loser gets sacked? haha lets do it.

[Monsieur.Camara]

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Well this Jake "The Kid" Sekani didn't last long. Here is a play-by-play of how that went:

 

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump with a nice cross.
Sekany shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Trump defends it nicely.
Sekany plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
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It looks like Donald Trump has been cut. He enters barbarian mode!!
Nice uppercut there from Trump. He grabs Sekany by the pussy.
Trump lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Sekany head around and knocks him out cold! Trump hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Donald Trump!

You see this is what's wrong with today's youth. A bunch of 30 second men. This clown now has failed in baseball and MMA. I hope he is good at making Chimichangas because that is all he is gonna be doing now that we have ended his career.

 

Next in line I challenge Joe "Blow" Fairchild (314136) to a fight to the death, Ok maybe not to the death but to a fight nonetheless. I mean just look at this kid's face, you can tell he wasn't hugged much as a child. All he does is hug men these days, fucking clown, come try to hug me and see what happens next !! We will make America GREAT AGAIN !!1

 

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[Gangles]

Kylar Sensei: still wearing the gold at 145. Definitely have a shortage of challengers and looks like Samy should get the next title shot. I'm excited cause for some reason he is really popular so that means a lot of eyes are going to be watching me successfully defend my belt. Let's make it happen Carnage!

[Lavenders.pink]

Kylar Sensei: still wearing the gold at 145. Definitely have a shortage of challengers and looks like Samy should get the next title shot. I'm excited cause for some reason he is really popular so that means a lot of eyes are going to be watching me successfully defend my belt. Let's make it happen Carnage!

good luck

[Gangles]

Kylar Sensei:

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Where are you Samy? I signed the fight contract, so why the delay on your part? Most people at 145 would be jumping at the opportunity but I can't decide if that makes you smart or a coward cause you realize you have to face me. Everyone knows I am the better fighter but hey you still have that puncher's chance so let's give the fans what they want to see. Sign the contract and get to training cause I'm coming for you.

[Gangles]

Jan Paul Valens:

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Why does everyone hesitate to accept a fight with me? How can you claim to be a fighter if you turn down fights? Yes I'm talking about you Testicule Chewer. If you don't want to fight me than stop posing like you're a tough guy and just retire.

[Monsieur.Camara]

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"President Elect" Donald Trump

 

Hey Ward "Warrior" Rand (313682) let's make America GREAT AGAIN at Carnage 48

 

What do you say you fucking hipster? Come at me bro.

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Cedric "Bomber" Lancaster (300183)

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Well well well. Nam Ho. I warned you pal, I said I'd rip your face off and I delivered, as I always do. You took me too lightly, I am the best damn fighter at 185, proven, I face anyone the brass throw at me and I chew em up and spit em back out. I am the future. Believe that.

 

You put up a good first round dude, but that's about it unfortunately. Next time, think before you speak. All the smack talk aside, good fight man. Thanks for having the balls to throw down with the best. So off ya go, back to the island you go, maybe facing other CAN rejects will keep you winning?

 

LISTEN UP CARNAGE. You're all on notice! That includes Mario "fuckface" Jones. I am the best fighter in Carnage, I will hold more than one belt, and I'll carve anyone up that says otherwise! You think I am wrong? Fuckin prove it!

 

*mic drop*

[Monsieur.Camara]

You've been active these few days (logged on) but still not booking fights

 

Are you back or not? If not please release my fighter, thank you.