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mersh last won the day on October 25 2015

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  1. Mike "The Godfather" Clemente (344564) is currently seeking a contract. He fights out of New York and at 3-0 in the amateur leagues, he is shaping up to be a hot young blue chip talent.
  2. This latest one is taking quite a bashing from Amy Schumer fans. The impressions aren't all amazing, but it's a funny video that doesn't deserve the hate it's getting on YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNjzI5UgQk Edit: Bonus if you make it 14 minutes in, you get to hear my TRULY AWFUL "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
  3. Thanks. Yeah. I've done radio and comedy for years. I just recently started becoming more active. But while I was digging through an old hard drive, I found a bunch of recordings we did in 2012. I had some radio pals visiting from NY and we were all drunk in the Orlando studio, taking adderall and toking and starting prank calling a bunch of active radio shows. It went on for two days. I called "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and convinced him and his staff that I was Jesse Ventura. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7TLX2YUhI
  4. Comedian Mersh Prank Calls MMA Talk Radio Show
  5. Not sure if there are a lot of people on here familiar with conspiracy nut (and national treasure) Alex Jones. But I do a (kind of crappy, if not entertaining) impression of him (along with several other fringe celebs). I recently called into a radio show I used to be on the staff of to poke a little fun at conspiracy theories, and the recent Oregon militia scenario. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOMIrYYkOc Check it out if you are bored
  6. Comparing Bruce Lee to CM Punk is like comparing Apples to dogshit.
  7. There's a difference between tossing Bill Clinton into NBA Jam and ranking an actual (sort of) competitor in the sport.
  8. http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/11/10752028/mma-news-cm-punk-given-85-100-rating-ea-sports-ufc-2 Anyone else find this mildly enraging? He hasn't had one fight yet but he's already ranked higher in the video game than a bunch of veteran fighters. Man....the almighty dollar is all that matters at the end of the day. EDIT: I just did some digging around....and supposedly Connor McGregor is a fucking 89. FOUR POINTS above Punk. I call BS.
  9. Hey man....the greek guy and the redneck dude were both rejected for use in the game. Do you know of any ways we can tweak them so that they can be approved? I honestly can't think of anything wrong with them, and it seems to me that the approval or rejection of an avatar is based on Mike's mood at any given moment. So what can we do?
  10. No...I don't work for them, and I'm not actually plugging their site, but I am curious if anyone here has ever used Woot? It seems like a pretty awesome website. They don't have a huge inventory, it seems as if they buy a huge lot of a particular item, and then sell them cheap. I just actually ordered a laptop that is arriving on Thursday, so I guess I will be finding out if they are decent or not. $5 shipping, too.
  11. I can say 100% confidently that we do not have enough opportunities to partner with other businesses. I mean.....THREE gym vending partners? Really? Is that realistic? If you owned a huge, international brand name of nutrition products, you would be partnering with entire CHAINS of gyms and stores. And as far as merchandise partners go, we should be allowed to have more than one. I see small gyms and fight orgs struggling constantly to find partners for nutrition companies. There are already MORE than enough nutrition companies to consider the market saturated, yet there isnt nearly enough nutrition companies for companies to partner with. The solution certainly isn't more nutrition companies, as that would murder anyone in that business and oversaturate and dilute the market even further. And we certainly shouldn't prevent companies from generating revenue that is realistic within the in-game universe, especially considering how many "laundry" services are available. Nutrition companies need to be able to partner with more gyms and fight orgs. Perhaps even have some of the bigger fight orgs be able to negotiate for "Exclusive" contracts, keeping the nutrition company limited to only working with that large org, while smaller orgs will have to settle for "non-exclusive" contracts. The OTHER issue is increasing the revenue the game generates for Mike, and giving him more avenues in which to monetize things (without limiting the experience for the regular user). Solution to both. Have owners of Nutrition companies be able to purchase, via PayPal, "Business Partnership Permits". They will still start with the allotted three gym partnership slots, and one org slot. Beyond that, they can purchase slots for either separately (with a limit on how many total of course). You would be able to allow nutrition companies to partner with more gyms and orgs, decrease the number of companies NOT partnered....and would allow for some commerce and interaction between more players, all while putting a few more bucks into the game itself. Meh?
  12. mersh

    Laundry

    I don't feel it would accommodate laundry as much as it would accommodate the LEGITIMATE companies in those categories. Laundry is here, and apparently here to stay...and much like the current restructuring of America's archaic drug laws, we should learn to be able to admit it, and make the adjustments necessary to allow law-abiding, legitimate business owners to have a ranking system with integrity!
  13. Ooooh! Yeah! Let's let EVERYONE be in an org. And let's give everyone trophies! And free health care while we're at it! I'm reporting you, sir. http://i.imgur.com/7vJ1lZ6.jpg
  14. Seems to me there are two problems that could solve each other if applied correctly by Mike. I couldn't figure out a way to search to see if this topic had been covered before. One issue: as an owner of a nutrition company, I can say 100% confidently that we do not have enough opportunities to partner with other businesses. I mean.....THREE gym vending partners? Really? Is that realistic? If you owned a huge, international brand name of nutrition products, you would be partnering with entire CHAINS of gyms and stores. And as far as merchandise partners go, we should be allowed to have more than one. I see small gyms and fight orgs struggling constantly to find partners for nutrition companies. There are already MORE than enough nutrition companies to consider the market saturated, yet there isnt nearly enough nutrition companies for companies to partner with. The solution certainly isn't more nutrition companies, as that would murder anyone in that business and oversaturate and dilute the market even further. And we certainly shouldn't prevent companies from generating revenue that is realistic within the in-game universe, especially considering how many "laundry" services are available. Nutrition companies need to be able to partner with more gyms and fight orgs. Perhaps even have some of the bigger fight orgs be able to negotiate for "Exclusive" contracts, keeping the nutrition company limited to only working with that large org, while smaller orgs will have to settle for "non-exclusive" contracts. The OTHER issue is increasing the revenue the game generates for Mike, and giving him more avenues in which to monetize things (without limiting the experience for the regular user). Solution to both. Have owners of Nutrition companies be able to purchase, via PayPal, "Business Partnership Permits". They will still start with the allotted three gym partnership slots, and one org slot. Beyond that, they can purchase slots for either separately (with a limit on how many total of course). You would be able to allow nutrition companies to partner with more gyms and orgs, decrease the number of companies NOT partnered....and would allow for some commerce and interaction between more players, all while putting a few more bucks into the game itself. Meh?
  15. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
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