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CMMA 114 RESULTS 170 lbs Mental Warrior defeats Dude McWrestler TKO (Strikes) 185 lbs Principo Adam defeats Manny Tavares Decision (Unanimous) 185 lbs Title 145 lbs Paulo Maldini defeats Yves Marchant Decision (Unanimous) 155 lbs Damian Tonon defeats Jarlaxle Baenre Submission (Kimura) 170 lbs Demetrius Jackson defeats Vladimir Rurikovich KO (Punch) 265 lbs Benson Mason defeats Patrick Turgeon KO (Punch) 170 lbs Roger Michael Stanley defeats Ouje Bougoumou TKO (Strikes) 155 lbs Michael Collins defeats Daniko Montpoisante KO (Punches) 155 lbs Jason Stillwell defeats Elias Korpela TKO (Strikes) 185 lbs Vitorio Santos defeats James Williams Submission (Kimura) KO of the night: Benson Mason Sub of the night: Vitorio Santos Fight of the night: Principo Adam vs Manny Tavares Congratulations to G Wad for taking the middleweight crown!

This week's new and renewed contracts. As always: Thank you for signing with CMMA and a warm welcome to all new managers! 135 lbs Juan De Sol manager: Brad Thompson Alec Kemp manager: Brad Thompson Killian Risher manager: Thaddeus Banks 145 lbs Raval Bard manager: Greg Dude Delightful Panda manager: Pika Choo Sam Salter manager: John Ryder 155 lbs Mathew Hayes manager: Dakota Thibodeaux Samuel Clemens manager: Nicholas Bowers 170 lbs Johnny Somebody manager: Junior Pederneiras 185 lbs Forrest Gump manager: Benjamin Halle 205 lbs Buster White manager: Kelly McGrady Leonardo De Vinci manager: Davey Garcia Eric Levaai manager: Tomo The Chosen One 265 lbs Sey La Vie manager: Cysole Dean Jonas Majors manager: Julian Turner 265+ lbs Roman Ship manager: Kid Sunshine

Awesome stuff Matty! Thank you for doing this. The complete overview of this week's signings: 135 lbs Alphonso Biggio manager: Kenny Knight Juju Chavez manager: Lek Buddha Shahram Sheikhan manager: Sam Fairtex Robert With manager: Devin Vandenboss Charlie River manager: Joe River Reza Khojastehpour manager: Kid Sunshine 145 lbs Soap Aandn manager: Julez Soza Yves Marchant manager: Ognjen Guyen Genkei Takahashi manager: Hei Long King Blake Baxter manager: Yamashita Craven Slomo Rosensteiner manager: Jiří Matoušek Ibasour Sershurrapal manager: David Septim Baki Hanma manager: Scottie 2 Hottie Kip York manager: Bobby Bowen Hakeem Sterling manager: Dodi Putra 155 lbs Frank Morrison manager: Buff Minion Abi Algiorno manager: Abi Aldelaliz Chris Blumreisinger manager: Billy Talent Matthew Albans manager: Jack King Rico HC manager: Olande Darc 170 lbs Rich Mahogany manager: Andrew Churchill Blake Leopoldo manager: Igor Valopran Gul Dukat manager: Corey Mcgraugh Ville Varma manager: Pentti Pentele Dan Averescu manager: Olande Darc Mace Willington Iii manager: Miles Graves Luck Chiddell manager: Hassan Jassan 185 lbs Henry Dooseldorf manager: Matt Wispe Gwarsenio Hall manager: Bear Stevenson eL IsoG manager: Dodong Santiago Mustafa Owens manager: Kniges . Ansis Kaupens manager: Anti Kristus James Yarborough manager: Action Jackson Vadik Koslov manager: Hugh Saber Android Boxer manager: Raichu Kong 205 lbs Sig Sauer manager: Joseph Cosolito Dempsey O’Neill manager: Andy Down Moritz Zimmerman manager: Shape Shifter Akira Maeda manager: Ken Takahashi 265 lbs Radzig Kobyla Of Leipa manager: Mello Jones Maksud Magomedov manager: Hassan Jassan Randal Graves manager: Bear Stevenson Clarence Hoost manager: Jack King 265+ lbs Panagiotis Christoforou manager: Alfred Winterbottom II Liam Ghambe manager: Blake White Frank Duyanas manager: Johnny Tirado Sean Harrison manager: Andy Down

CMMA 110 Results 170 lbs Toby Keith Yrkje defeats Walad Anubis Submission (Guillotine) 265 lbs Sean Harrison defeats Maksud Magomedov KO (Superman Punch) 170 lbs Luck Chiddell defeats Dan Averescu TKO (Strikes) 145 lbs Rounin Hashima defeats Henry Keaty TKO (Strikes) 185 lbs Charles Murdock defeats Diego Del Fuegos TKO (Strikes) 135 lbs Richard Morrison defeats Kosmodrom Baikonurov KO (Punch) 135 lbs Title 155 lbs Nikolai Tsavieva defeats Eddie Bravo Submission (Armbar) 155 lbs Malaya Zemlya defeats Oskari Sankari TKO (Strikes) 265 lbsXandao Couceiro defeats Tubby Steed Submission (RNC) KO of the night: Rounin Hashima Sub of the night: Xandao Couceiro Fight of the night: Malaya Zemlya vs Oskari Sankari Congratulations to Darren on getting the Bantamweight title!

CMMA 109 RESULTS 145 lbs Yasha Big Mouth defeats Caio Peieira TKO (Strikes) 265+ lbs Liam Ghambe defeats Sausage Pizza TKO (Strikes) 205 lbs Vito Corleone defeats Moritz Zimmerman KO (Strikes) 205 lbs Dempsey O’Neill defeats Ricardo Morales KO (Punch) 265 lbs Billy Blank defeats Drew Barnes Decision (Unanimous) 145 lbs Joe Biden defeats Middle Finger TKO (Strikes) 185 lbs Joel Kangas defeats Joaquin Buckley Decision (Unanimous) 155 lbs Antonio Barbosa defeats Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad KO (Strikes) 155 lbs Keith Seng defeats Ricky Youngblood TKO (Strikes) 265 lbs Big Fist defeats Boris Jonson KO (Punch) KO of the night: Liam Ghambe Fight of the night: Joel Kangas vs Joaquin Buckley

Good day to you all! It has been a while but Scottie and myself, we somehow got drawn back into CMMA. We are happy to be back! Together with Alfred, the three of us are exited to be given the chance to try and get CMMA back to it's former glory. We are currently going through a transitional period but we're confident that we'll get things up and running smoothly pretty soon. If, in the meantime you experience any issues please feel free to get in touch with any one us. One thing we'd like to ask all of you (as Alfred already mentioned in his email): please don't sit unnecessarily long on fight offers. Especially in a large org such as CMMA, it really is a problem and also there's really no good reason for it. So please help us out a little bit and don't wait for ages to accept or decline the offer. A second thing we would like to point out is that we are now actively recruiting new fighters again. This is becoming a lot harder because we are an ID restricted org. If you have any 360+ fighters that you'd like to sign to CMMA (especially in 135, 145 and 265+ divisions), feel free to contact me and I'm pretty sure we can work something out. Back in the day, I tried to post an overview each Friday, of all new contracts that were signed during the week. Just to help existing managers to keep track of the competition and to give a welcome to new managers. This week's overview will probably not be complete but for those who are interested in this sort of thing, here it is anyway: Thank you all for signing with CMMA! 135 lbs Caio Peieira manager: John Pezao 145 lbs Hatake Kakashi manager: Lek Buddha 155 lbs Patrik Mustonen manager: Taneli Valkoinen 170 lbs Abdullah Zaire manager: Pekka Pouta DJ Tee manager: Joseph Cosolito 185 lbs Radu Dracul manager: Zuc Nibali Alphonzo Ball manager: Lamar Ball 205 lbs Riyu Mendes manager: Hare Rumpler 265 lbs Patrick Turgeon manager: Cope T Dimitri Svyatogor manager: Zuc Nibali

Kranckx Diesel (5-0-0) Highland Lightweight Champion Next?

CMMA 97 RESULTS Konrad Wagner defeats Dude McWrestler TKO (Strikes) 170 lbs Title Toby Keith Yrkje defeats Vasili Lobchov Submission (Guillotine) Luck Chiddell defeats Erik Eriksson KO (Punch) Liam Ghambe defeats Msujfnaud Mspomfad KO (Spinning Backfist) Paulo Maldini defeats Stefan De Vries Decision (Unanimous) Phol Hunt defeats Roman Ship TKO (Strikes) Dwight Schrute defeats Dam Son KO (Punches) Maksud Magomedov defeats Kauko Johan Talo KO (Strikes) Alkyoneus Pallene defeats Vsevolod Vorobyov TKO (Strikes) Awards (Amount: $5000) Fight of the night: Alkyoneus Pallene vs Vsevolod Vorobyov KO of the night: Liam Ghambe Sub of the night: Toby Keith Yrkje And we have a new Welterweight World Champion! Congratz to Xyel! Wagner immediately got cut at the start of the fight, but he only got into real trouble when Mcwrestler took the fight to the ground. Alas for McWrestler, he could not make the GNP count, and there was no sign of the butt fingering that the eager audience was promissed beforehand. In round 2 McWrestler got caught with a head kick and it was all over from there. We expect that Dr. Zoidberg will be looking for some kind revenge after this. Fight of the night was the first fight on the card. In an amazing come back Pallene wins by TKO, but only after almost gettting KO-ed himself. Nice show ladds. The icing on the cake came in the form of sensational KO in the superheavyweight division. With a move so graceful that some said it was worthy of ‘swan lake’, the former champion Ghambe destroyed all aspirations of Mspomfad, at least for this fight.

We continue to expand the org and at the same time we don't have to compromise in quality. We keep adding high quality fighters and managers. For all those that decided to stay with us, we thank you. For all those that are new to the party, welcome and enjoy your time at CMMA! 145 lbs Matthew Fritz manager: Django Waits Alec Kemp manager: Brad Thompson Juan De Sol manager: Brad Thompson 155 lbs Ricky Youngblood manager: Zeke Gunner 170 lbs Eric Barnes manager: Clifton Barnes Mason Jones manager: Bradley Burns Harris Mint manager: Dead Disney 185 lbs Spencer Wright manager: Ryan Eternity William OConnor manager: Ji Boo 205 lbs Eli Rambeau manager: Chris Karter 265 lbs Rodney Farva manager: Dillo The Manager Tit Titty manager: The Goatman Big Fist manager: Nicholas Bowers

Kranckx Diesel (4-0-0) Highland Lightweight Champion Which one of you drunken clowns is next?

CALIFORNIA MMA Proudly Presents In association with: our Betting Partner Deranged Degenerates our Nutrition Partner CMMA 97 McWrestler vs Wagner City : Los Angeles Date : 17 Apr 2021 Main Event Welterweight World Title -228 Dude McWrestler v Konrad Wagner +167 Main Card -178 Toby Keith Yrkje v Vasili Lobchov +133 -178 Erik Eriksson v Luck Chiddell +133 -488 Liam Ghambe v Msujfnaud Mspomfad +317 +133 Paulo Maldini v Stefan De Vries -178 +133 Roman Ship v Phol Hunt -178 Preliminary Card -326 Dwight Schrute v Dam Son +228 +133 Maksud Magomedov v Kauko Johan Talo -178 -127 Vsevolod Vorobyov v Alkyoneus Pallene -104 CMMA 98 Donovan vs Pitt City : Los Angeles Date : 18 Apr 2021 Main Event +100 Dan Donovan v Viper Pitt -133 Main Card +133 Bradley Beast v Dmitry Boytsov -178 -178 Vic Barnes v Colin Penn +133 -133 Henry Of Skalitz v Rich Mahogany +100 +133 Anthony Lavicci v Silver Bullion -178 -178 Anderson Werdum v Kyler Jameson +133 Preliminary Card +150 Brenon Conors v Hox Suiss Hammer -203 +199 Sauli Somelainen v Abdullah Zaire -277

CMMA 96 RESULTS North Connolly defeats Jim Longchain Submission (Triangle Choke) Moritz Zimmerman defeats William Farquharson Submission (Arm Triangle) Eddie Bjornsson defeats Big Fist TKO (Strikes) Anzor Dankovich defeats Big Bastard KO (Punch) Spencer Wright defeats Dick Army Jr Decision (Majority) Dempsey O’Neill defeats Vinny Baldelli KO (Punch) Kenichi Misahawa defeats Pitt Longstaff TKO (Knees) Roel Yomero defeats William OConnor Submission (RNC) Julian Bashir defeats Pavel Milanich Decision (Unanimous) Craig Watkins defeats Dennis Grande TKO (Strikes) Awards (Amount: $5000) Fight of the night: Anzor Dankovich vs Big Bastard KO of the night: Kenichi Misahawa Sub of the night: Roel Yomero Absolute mayhem here at CMMA 96 last night. Connolly keeps amazing us with his submissions. He is steadily taking out all the big strikers one by one. In another top fight Farquharson came in as the favourite, but Zimmerman would have none of it. Zimmerman is lining himself up as a strong contender amonst the lightheavyweights. Also last night we welcomed two newcomers at CMMA: Misahawa and Longstaff. The fight was one long clinch. Longstaff might have some work to there do because he was not able to score a single point against his opponent, where Misahawa's attempts where almost exclusively on target. We like the knee techniques, which reminded us a little bit of our younger days. Welcome boys, good show!

CMMA 95 RESULTS Gus McCrae defeats John Carter KO (Punch) Mental Warrior defeats Eric Barnes KO (Punch) Zee Land defeats Ricky Youngblood KO (Head Kick) Keith Seng defeats Keith Kenneth Ferkingstad Decision (Unanimous) Sey La Vie defeats Rodney Farva KO (Head Kick) Sausage Pizza defeats Gregor Saabo KO (Head Kick) Roberto Vieira defeats Nikita Zutis TKO (Strikes) Tit Titty defeats Jonas Majors TKO (Strikes) Jihadi John defeats Vahid Azari KO (Punch) Danny Chapman defeats Frank Lucas Iv Decision (Unanimous) Awards (Amount: $5000) Fight of the night: Sey La Vie vs Rodney Farva KO of the night: Sausage Pizza Word has gotten out that the jury that gives out the 'of the night awards', might be slightly partial towards head kick KO's. The fighters responded last night with an unprecedented number of three headkick KO's. A huge challenge for our jurrors. Land's headkick was special in the sense that he is mostly known as a submission king, but this time he showed his class in a different way. Sey La Vie scored in headkick KO in a impressive row of 7 consecutive wins. But after much debate the KO of the night went to Sausage Pizza. Here at CMMA we respect it when a guy weighing in at 280 lbs lifts his leg to put his chin in the face of his opponent to close his windows. But if you are able to do that 7 times in 10 fights, and for the 4th consecutive time, we tip our hats to you Sir. Other quick notes: - McCrea is on his way back after losing the belt. Tavares will be watching him closely. - Mental Warior reinstates himself as strong contender in the 170 lbs division. - Zee Land has never lost under his current management. He'll be eyeballing that 155lbs belt currently held by Rod the Minaur. - Tit Titty: still undefeated at CMMA.

Without further delay, this week's new contracts: Thank you all for signing at CMMA! 145 lbs Miyamoto Musashi manager: Greg Dude Alphonso Biggio manager: Kenny Knight 155 lbs Damian Tonon manager: Hassan Jassan Matt Cruz manager: Dead Disney Keith Seng manager: Wan Wilder 170 lbs Sebastion Lynar manager: Jack King 185 lbs Charles Murdock manager: Zeke Gunner Gantulga Battur manager: Iderbat Bendam Roberto Fabinho manager: Master Leader Christopher Nibbs manager: Max Raven Jason King manager: Matt Shadow 265 lbs Billy Blank manager: Blake White Bjorn Olafsson manager: John Smith Charles Foster manager: Peter Panozzo