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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

Hey Scooby, I wouldn't bother thinking about perhaps handing out smack talk bonusses, since the rest of the participants seem to have been forced to say nothing and hide in a corner. My god they are boring!

handed. keep it up . :D

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handed. keep it up . :D

 

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

Thank you very much sir! Nice to see that someone appreciates a wolf being a wolf and not a sheep.

This smack talk has been a one man show so far and I'm eager to do the same in the tournament.

I'm looking to put people to sleep and I won't tuck them in!

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius



Maybe you should check the general forum as well: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48945


Some of us are howling in another spot. I for example said enough about my first fight in that spotlight and now will begin training harder so it won't be just smack talk out of me.


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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

Maybe you should check the general forum as well: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48945

Some of us are howling in another spot. I for example said enough about my first fight in that spotlight and now will begin training harder so it won't be just smack talk out of me.

 

 

 

 

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

Oh, It speaks! This thread is for the tournament that we are in. If you want to talk, do it in here. Don't hide from me boy.

I know my pure awesomeness can be scary, but hey, don't worry, I'm not going to hit you (yet). Why do you think I have this logo on all my fight gear ...?

http://markmanson.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/SealOfAwesomeness.jpg

You don't even get close to that level. You are still a blue belt in Awesomeness, while I am a third degree red belt. Read a few books, study a bit and then perhaps come back when you are a purple belt and think you want to try and talk to me again you ugly SOB.

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We are all training, the Mafia commences radio silence between 00.30 and 23.55 each day.

Maybe if you got off your phone and trained more you wouldn't be hurting so much when you get your head caved in

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

My next training session is over in a few minutes. It take a break from training to do updates for my fans whenever I want. Training is going great and I can't wait to make you bleed like a pig!

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty



I saw you last night on the street bitch, getting fucked like a little bitch. You got dominated, but maybe you like that. If we cross path in this tournament, I'm going to make you my bitch pussy!



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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

I saw you last night on the street bitch, getting fucked like a little bitch. You got dominated, but maybe you like that. If we cross path in this tournament, I'm going to make you my bitch pussy!

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

The funniest part about you is that your just talk. Make some action then talk. If we cross path be sure you won't last longer then 1 round,maybe 1 min. You know what they say about people like you. The bigger you are, the harder you fall.

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

The funniest part about you is that your just talk. Make some action then talk. If we cross path be sure you won't last longer then 1 round,maybe 1 min. You know what they say about people like you. The bigger you are, the harder you fall.

 

 

 

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

I sent you a package last night. It was a punching bag standing 3 feet tall to help you train. Isn't that kind of me?

Make sure you don't fall of those steps and break a leggy.

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

I sent you a package last night. It was a punching bag standing 3 feet tall to help you train. Isn't that kind of me?

Make sure you don't fall of those steps and break a leggy.

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

This is most probably the outcome of our fight. Bitches that just talk all day, get ko'ed all night. Actually I can't wait to meet you in the bracket so you will remember the day, as the day you quit fighting because of a cranium crack

 

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

This is most probably the outcome of our fight. Bitches that just talk all day, get ko'ed all night. Actually I can't wait to meet you in the bracket so you will remember the day, as the day you quit fighting because of a cranium crack

 

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

Wrong again bitch, I'm not black! If you want to see a preview of the review of our fight, this is it:

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

Wrong again bitch, I'm not black! If you want to see a preview of the review of our fight, this is it:

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Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius

I didnțt say you are black, I just pointed out that you will get down the same way. And one more thing, I think you sereiously need glasses. 24 centimeters (the different in height) is not that big. Is just that or your brain falled out of an ear the last time you got Ko on the street. I least have a bit of pride to stop talking on and on how good I am. My opinion of you is still the same, just talk no skills, no brain.

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Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty



I was paid 1 million dollars to pretend that I was KO'd. Easy money, easy payday.


Oh and in case you were wondering how being 24cm taller looks like, this is a picture of a guy who is 22cm taller than his opponent , taken during the fight.



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I'm pretty sure that Struve can call that guy a midget, so I guess I should call you a dwarf.


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" Mcgillicutty dips a shoulder and cracks Dominiguez with a mighty uppercut! Dominiguez falls back against the ropes and Mcgillicutty unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dominiguez is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the ropes! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mcgillicutty screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conrad Mcgillicutty!
In his post fight interview, Conrad Mcgillicutty started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. "

Guess I can back up my words ...! I told you guys I'm not just talk, but that I'm the real deal!

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" Mcgillicutty dips a shoulder and cracks Dominiguez with a mighty uppercut! Dominiguez falls back against the ropes and Mcgillicutty unloads with a barrage of strikes! Dominiguez is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the ropes! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mcgillicutty screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conrad Mcgillicutty!
In his post fight interview, Conrad Mcgillicutty started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. "

Guess I can back up my words ...! I told you guys I'm not just talk, but that I'm the real deal!

 

 

2 minutes 42 seconds?? I'd had time to have a shower and buy the first round of beers by then.

 

Come back when you have something worthy to shout about.

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Conrad you are a great showman, but he who laughs last, laughs best! HAHAHAHA I win :D

Congrats! Hopefully you broke his jaw.

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