Guest Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affekonig Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philofthefuture Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 what do tone deaf people hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it? If there's no God, what do Atheists not believe in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Nice mix of mental retardation and good banter on this thread, fantastic, I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck So you can look at what's coming at you and avoid it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Can God make a rock so big that He can't lift it? If there's no God, what do Atheists not believe in? This logic simply makes no sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Classic creationist idiocy "Let’s say upfront that asking “if humans/apes evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” is exactly the same as saying “if there are snakes, why are there still lizards?”, “if there are tetrapods, why are there still fish”, or “if there are European Americans, why are there still Europeans?”. The point that stubborn creationists apparently refuse to appreciate is that only one group among the animals that we call ‘monkeys’ evolved into the animals that we call ‘apes’: other ancestral monkeys begat more monkeys, and apes are, in fact, merely one monkey lineage among several. Yes, you should think of apes as big, weird monkeys. We just use a different name for that lineage of big weird monkeys because we find this distinction a useful one. This distinction would be less obvious if early, monkey-like members of the ape lineage still existed. But they don’t; they’re extinct. So you should think of apes as monkeys in the same way that birds are dinosaurs, snakes are lizards, and humans are apes." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors? Holidays, or if for unforeseen circumstances no staff can stay at the store for any reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator001 Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 why don't birds get ticklish when they have feathers under their wings (wing pits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe.monteclaro Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Why is me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 How do blind people know when to stop wiping their arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe.monteclaro Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 How do deaf people listen to a silent video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuedini Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 How much oil would a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobe.monteclaro Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 how to be happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Did Snap, Crackle, and Pop used to work for Keebler and Ernie fired them for performance misconduct? Do people shout other bands and songs at Skynyrd concerts? Like "Play some Zepplin!" or "Stairway!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator001 Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 How do blind people know when to stop wiping their arse? when their fingers get wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Now that we found love what are we going to do with it?What is Love? What does love have to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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