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Doyle Hargraves

Josh Thompson, if there is one thing I hate more than retards it's funny cowboys and I dont mean funny haha... So pull your balls out your purse and accept a fight with me! And while I'm at it I may as well let all you other so called fighters know that this guitar playin, card dealin, lean mean son of bitch is here to stay!

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Jonny Sorrow " Iron Mike Velasques, anutter twenty foive year old eediot da wont be around cum da summa, but yull try to fer up da talent an claim glory aganst yung guys loike dat prick Ward. Yus make moi firkin sick, so yer do. An as fer yer opinion, it aint wert shoyte. Ferkin twenty foive year ulds in noiw org wit yung guys, yer firkin takin da piss, an shud be ashamed o yerself. I teen dat top foight manager Dingo Sunderland as already told dat firkin cuckold Odonnell dat all is QFC foights wit 25 year ulds is a firkin sham so it is. Ward, Velazquez, des no ploice fo yer in dese new orgs so der isn't, firkin cheatin cowards so yer are."

Choke Is 260k id restriction , no matter how old is ur fighter as long that his id is 260k ! now u know it !

SHUT UR MOUTH AND JUST ENJOY D GAME !

@johnysorrow Ur just a paper champ ! in 25 ur mouth gonna be shut ! when iris destroy U !

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Gavin "The Gentleman" Blackwood



"Oh Steven, I actually had a slight chuckle at your feeble attempt to trash talk. You couldn't even make to the semi-final round of the tournament, let alone beat a man that it only took me 1:33 seconds to defeat. After that it appears you were too embarrassed to show your face and hid in the shadows or cried in your mother's arms, I'm not sure which, because we haven't seen your Cro-Magnon forehead since. Since you feel compelled to run your mouth, I guess I will do everyone here at CHOKE a favor and shut you up."


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Jonny Sorrow " Iron Mike Velasques, anutter twenty foive year old eediot da wont be around cum da summa, but yull try to fer up da talent an claim glory aganst yung guys loike dat prick Ward. Yus make moi firkin sick, so yer do. An as fer yer opinion, it aint wert shoyte. Ferkin twenty foive year ulds in noiw org wit yung guys, yer firkin takin da piss, an shud be ashamed o yerself. I teen dat top foight manager Dingo Sunderland as already told dat firkin cuckold Odonnell dat all is QFC foights wit 25 year ulds is a firkin sham so it is. Ward, Velazquez, des no ploice fo yer in dese new orgs so der isn't, firkin cheatin cowards so yer are."

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/16/16w15.jpg Micky "Irish" Ward

 

Johny Sorrow , you are an idiot . If you wanted to stay in the kindergarten, you should have done that. If you join the big leagues, don't expect to be treated any different because you still have your baby tooths !!!

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Doyle Hargraves

Josh Thompson, if there is one thing I hate more than retards it's funny cowboys and I dont mean funny haha... So pull your balls out your purse and accept a fight with me! And while I'm at it I may as well let all you other so called fighters know that this guitar playin, card dealin, lean mean son of bitch is here to stay!

 

 

 

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John Thompson

I think you are mistaken my boy. I accepted the fights seconds after it was offered to me. The same can't be said by you...

Also, I'm not sure what your sporting there on your head ,but it looks like some of these fellas are walking around on your disgusting head .

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Jonny 'IrishX, The Pride of Ireland' Sorrow

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Jonny "Fistly, oi gotta say ask if dat John Thompson ploid da stunt dubble doin da kissin stuff in dat filum broke back mountain, coz e sure looks loik da sort a noice boy to do dat stuff, so e does. As fer Velesques de old fucker, oill be seeyin ya, remember dis, oi know wer yer live! Oill deal wi yer laters yer old twat. Noi on ter Ward, der fake irish fecker, oi see yer on da weights ser yer troiyin ter break mey in da clinch, so yer are. Oi seen it before yer sad sap baldy eediot, but oive got moi Mu Thai to kick yer arse wit, ser lif dem weights old boi, oim comin ta dee feckin stroy yer. wun oi go ter war, a nation gaz ter war!"

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John Thompson

I think you are mistaken my boy. I accepted the fights seconds after it was offered to me. The same can't be said by you...

Also, I'm not sure what your sporting there on your head ,but it looks like some of these fellas are walking around on your disgusting head .

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Doyle Hargraves

I was out gettin fucked up and havin a good ol time, so maybe i didnt accept the fight the second it was sent out. Shit i could barely fuckin walk and your talkin bout accepting fights and shit, GOD DAMMIT i'm gettin too mad to turn back. I'll whip the shit outta you boy for makin fun of my hair!

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James Hitman Hartman

BantamWeight

Champion Of The World

 

 

 

James Hitman Hartman Visited By Media On His Gym

 

Hitman: Welcome to my hood hehe:D

 

RR1: Its a pleasure us to talk to a bantamweight champ.

 

RR2: Absolutely after all diz month u finally talk.

 

Hitman: Haha Im not the guy who talk too much but at octagon i rip u apart.

 

RR1: Oh now ur serious.

 

Hitman: Not That Much.

 

RR2: So u gonna depend ur belt against Ethan Nygma in 2015-01-31 what do u think of ethan?

 

Hitman: I just gonna do our plan and make him tap.

 

RR2: Ethan Nygma have no background on bjj he's a muay thai fighter what ur prediction in this fight?

 

Hitman: Ur gonna see in 2015-01-31 how fast is it :D

 

RR1: Last time u fought jackson ramos who is purple belt too and u defeat him in 4th round but in judges scorecard ur are behind him give us ur thought.

 

Hitman: Yeah jackson is the toughest i fight so far and he is the most threat to me but someday when i got a rematch again against him im gonna clear all the people thoughts and reclaim that im d best in bantamweight!!.

 

RR2: I see who Is the fighter in diz org that u looking up?

 

Hitman:Of course my fellow my friend Iron Mike Velasquez , He help me train sometimes .

 

RR1: Speaking of Iron Mike I talk to him a while ago , how he help u in ur training?

 

Hitman: Sometimes I try to take him down but he's a 6'5 and hes weighing 256.1 lbs.

 

RR2: Sooo? are success? for a takedown?

 

Hitman: Absolutely .... No Hehe thats why i do it over and over even he cant see me im gonna surprise him for a takedown but i didnt make it haha !

 

RR1: Haha , He have a upcoming fight against the baddest champ of d world Thresh Whiteman what ur prediction ?

 

Hitman: I always visiting him on hes training and i guarantee u he's gonna shock d world in 2015-02-07 against whiteman after d fight we will welcome a new champ !!

 

RR2: We ask u about ur fav fighter in diz org how bout ur hated fighter in diz org?

 

Hitman: I always hated a man who talk too much! he didnt that great but he talk too much , he's just a paper champ in his division he didnt know respect thats why i dont have respect to him hes a faggot !

 

SUDDENLY A DOOR BURST OPEN !!

 

Hitman: Here's the challenger :D

 

Iron Mike: What is happening here?

 

RR2: While we interview the champ James Hitman Hartman he's fellow fighter and a friend Iron Mike Is Arrived.

 

RR1: Hi Mike Velasquez we interview a Bantam Champ.

 

Iron Mike: Hmmm ! i want that called too THE CHAMP !!

 

Hitman: Thats Why U need to train hard faggot !

 

Iron Mike: Whos calling u faggot?!! (ANGRY FACE)

 

Hitman: You!

 

 

(SILENCE)

 

Iron Mike: U Scumbag !! Ur a dead meat !!

 

Hitman: Tnx 4 interview maybe nextime again

 

RR1:Why?

RR2:Why?

 

Hitman: Im Gonna do my roadwork! RUUUUNN !!

 

Iron Mike: Comeback here ! u called me faggot in a live show u son of a bi**c*

 

Hitman: I didnt mean it T_T

 

Iron Mike: U pay for it u faggot ! Dont Stop Or U DIE !!

 

Hitman: Haha thats why my cardio is superb :))

 

RR1: This Is Media News Till Next time

RR2: Stay tuned :))

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Doyle Hargraves

I was out gettin fucked up and havin a good ol time, so maybe i didnt accept the fight the second it was sent out. Shit i could barely fuckin walk and your talkin bout accepting fights and shit, GOD DAMMIT i'm gettin too mad to turn back. I'll whip the shit outta you boy for makin fun of my hair!

 

 

 

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Doyle Hargraves

I was out gettin fucked up and havin a good ol time, so maybe i didnt accept the fight the second it was sent out. Shit i could barely fuckin walk and your talkin bout accepting fights and shit, GOD DAMMIT i'm gettin too mad to turn back. I'll whip the shit outta you boy for makin fun of my hair!

 

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John Thompson

Oh really, is that your hair???? damn! That's just gross!
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Jonny 'IrishX, The Pride of Ireland' Sorrow

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Jonny "Fistly, oi gotta say ask if dat John Thompson ploid da stunt dubble doin da kissin stuff in dat filum broke back mountain, coz e sure looks loik da sort a noice boy to do dat stuff, so e does. As fer Velesques de old fucker, oill be seeyin ya, remember dis, oi know wer yer live! Oill deal wi yer laters yer old twat. Noi on ter Ward, der fake irish fecker, oi see yer on da weights ser yer troiyin ter break mey in da clinch, so yer are. Oi seen it before yer sad sap baldy eediot, but oive got moi Mu Thai to kick yer arse wit, ser lif dem weights old boi, oim comin ta dee feckin stroy yer. wun oi go ter war, a nation gaz ter war!"

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/16/16w15.jpg Micky "Irish" Ward

 

For those who can't understand what he is saying ( about 99 % of the world population) , I'll give you guys a translation.

First of all he said he loved to see the movie Brokeback mountain and most of all the part where those two men make out. It was a touching moment for him, if you know what I mean ... Afterwards he mentioned that he wants to fuck the heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez in the ass.

And the last thing he said was that he has been checking me out while I was lifting weights in the gym and that he loved to see my muscles in action. He was fascinated by it and it was another touching moment for him .

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Barry "Big Guy" Brewster

 

"Mr Bennet told me that chishio is blood in japanese. I can tell you there will be chishio during my fight with Brighton, lots of chishio.

Also, looking up to Koroshiya event and superheavyweight championship bout.

Can't wait to see two of the best heavyweight fighters in this org fight."

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Doyle Hargraves

You got some nerve talking about someones hair, at least I got hair. Go ahead and take that cowboy hat off and show us that bald ass head

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Hey wanker, it's not hard, even for an idiot like you to photoshop a balloon on my head. This is what the cowboy looks like without his hat.

Now fuck off, go to a barbershop and get those pubes shaved off your chin dickhead!

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Jonny 'IrishX , The Pride of Ireland Sorrow

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Jonny Sorrow talks exclusively from a O'Donnells Bar in Boston ahead of the UFC McGregor v Siver clash.

 

Reporter: "Great to see you in Boston Jonny, you weren't expected but it is great to have you here."

 

Jonny "oi wesnt expectin ter be ere misen, but oi get da call from Connor, tayin e wonted a bonafia world champ in is corner, so oi culnt tourn im down, so ere I am."

 

Reporter: "Connor himself called you?"

 

Jonny "e did, oi tink it coi got ta experience at da oiest level, so oim ere to giv im dat extra confidence, ser oi am, but oi doubt e needs it like. "

 

Reporter "Quite risking leaving Tokyo with only a week before the Ward fight?"

 

Jonny "Ward is firkin can, oi don't taoik im serious, but oive bin in full troinin in moi new Geisha gym an oim in shepe, so I am. Oi get ter ger now so oi have but oil be in Tokyo fer da beatin of dat prick Ward, so I will."

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Fiqhters !

What are Ur predictions to the main event of koroshiya Iron Mike Vs Thresh Whiteman?

 

What do ya think?

 

Im gonna stay neutral on this one lol but would be great to hear peoples opinions (and maybe some smack talk). =)

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