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  1. Kazuma Kiryu THE TRUE DRAGON OF DOJIMA Let it be known, that snakes can not eat Dragons, and KIRYU KAZUMA proved himself spineless when he collapsed to the mat, his soul literally ripped from his body. There is but one Dragon of Dojima, and that is me, Kazuma Kiryu. As for my future, well, Life is like a trampoline, the lower you fall, the higher you go. On to the next. There are two paths, and I will travel both PICKLE WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS, THERE ARE NO OTHER OPPONENTS TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP AND I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO CRUSH YOU AND END YOUR REIGN AS MY COWORKER NEARLY DID BEFORE EONS AGO. Or a title shot. Who's got my trophy?
  2. This will be a true battle for the ages, when Akara "King Donkey Kong" fought Edward Mills we had the great battle of Ape vs Pickle, and as one would expect Kongsangchai delivered a massive crunch to Pickles face and defeated him to claim the Transcontinental Arborers and Small Business Owner's Local Subdivision Middleweight Title. But now news of the imposter reached the ears of Kiryu-chan, the REAL Kiryu and he knew he had to return immediately to clear his name from the atrocities the other Nega-Kiryu-Chan was undoubtedly committing. And so it shall be, Dragon will meet Dragon and truly prove who is the best around. (Also amazing job on the trophy!)
  3. The legends are true, a wise technique to throw your opponent off their game, make them hungry during weigh in's. Kazuma could not deny the undeniable stench of Lox and Onion cream cheese all morning but no one pulls the wool over the eyes of a dragon because dragons do not wear clothes and know when somethings suspicious because they have very big eyes.
  4. The Dragon of Dojima with a career first beating Bagel Boss so hard he submitted, who's the next challenger for him to beat off!? Wait...
  5. While Kazuma is one of the all time greats (Let the record show his actual SP record is 25-13 contrary to his HoF induction stating 23-12) have to say it's hard to not feel slighted when you place that above the #1 ranked and voted for legendary fight in ALL of MMA history when Pickles fought Akara Kongsangchai after the world wide press tour, if I remember right it had 30 million PPV buys and it was so fantastic they were both given the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
  6. The bell rings for round one and we are underway!Kazuma lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gifKazuma cracks Lancaster with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Kazuma has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Lancaster to stand back up!Lancaster throws a hook but Kazuma avoids it easily.Lancaster backs away from a small jab... but Kazuma lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Lancaster crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Kazuma with a spectacular finish! I mean I feel it goes without saying that Kazuma should have been on HoF list #1 but just when he's down and out let him hit you with the 2 pc value combo.
  7. Much like Karate translates to Empty hand, Karaoke translates to Empty Orchestra, and without the Pickle that's what we would be, empty, no pickles, no songs.
  8. Video from Pickles viral Karaoke performance reached Kazuma having skyrocketed to 329 views within only 94 hours he would not let the challenge go unanswered, dusting off his white suit he made it down to the nearest Karaoke bar and sang his heart out in a song not often heard on the shores of Pickles birthland but the lyrics roughly translated to "The dragon of desire, will use his fire, to chomp down and eat the pickles, radishes are only good in spring time" Local camera crews rushed in, the bartender called his roommate as the performance attracted no less than 20 people from off the streets as Kazuma began to belt out further "You can't resist, the strongest of us will triumph, on a cold winter night, I'll be close inside you" The bar stands packed from stage to doorway as his melodic voice chimes out like the ring of angels while also maintaining a deep baritone of the smoothest Bass, Mr. Takahashi stands in the corner his hand beginning to shake as he live streams the video "I'll never be far, you'll be in my heart, my dear radish, we'll be one forever" Mr. Takahashi is moved to tears as the awe-struck silent room resolves into a thunderous applause, a couple in the front row get engaged, the bartender warmed by the soulful approach takes in a stray dog off the street and gives him a home, and someone wins on their lotto ticket, the video instantly goes ULTRA VIRAL amassing 437 views in only 128 hours with 249 views coming from an IP address linked to a Mr. Majima. If there's one thing that was clear Kazuma will leave no challenge unanswered! No song unsung! No love unfelt!
  9. KK to NA: Well Mr. Anderson last I checked Mr. Pickle was a heavyweight who took a pickle only diet to excess, you must have a varied diet to maintain proper nutrition or your spirit will be weak and I intend to prove that in the clash for the century. KK to GM/PM Are you planning a war Majima? Then both of you come fight, but only those of you who want to die! KK to Pickle: The pickle brine has made you dehydrated and dumb, I know not what the Rabbit has in store for me but before my time has ended, I will end you.
  10. There is only one King, Picklelord, and that's King Donkey Kong Kongsangchai, you must remember your legendary clash on the cliffs of Mt. Futomaki, Which I'm told is now known as London when he punched you into the shadowrealm with the Donkey Punch passed down through eras unknown. My 40th fight is coming up, some said I should take the MW title for a fifth time. But perhaps I should punch the other side of your face off so the only way you'll be eating those pickles is in a soup.
  11. It was a rough run for Kiryu, the Dragon had fallen and risen again his whole career but Mickey Garcia was the only to truly defeat him. After many weeks atop Mount Fujiwara, consuming solely yak milk and meditating on the way of the footfist, cherry blossoms fell around with the wind whistling a song kinda like "vrewwww vrewww vrewwwvreewwwwww" it dawned on him,the fabled Donkey Kick. While the legend spreads far and wide a kick so clean it could cut and seal a beer bottle in half creating a smaller lousy beer bottle and a fused glass container you could never access the beer to, the kick that brought down the Berlin Wall, literally. If you just use your feet, as fists, the power is unlimited. And thusly Kazuma delivered the meatlovers xxxl from his shin, to the face of his opponent. Will the Dragon rise once more and reclaim the title, tune in next time......
  12. While the burden of age wears down on Kazuma it's hard not to notice the difficulties, sometimes it takes a bit to get back to where he was, his focus on training really needs to be prioritized to keep himself at the top of the food chain like never before and he can't go into fights cold like he used to, the loss to Mickey Garcia and being denied his rightful place in the HoF have sparked a new fire in him and the ferocity from an old dragon will leave the canvas scorched and burned. Good luck to Matsuda in his coming title defense, hold that title so we can bring the next round back to Japan in the ultimate battle.
  13. We came prepared for war this time Chip, and we nearly had you in the first taking a chip off that block in round 1. But you proved a more than worthy opppnent enduring and winning rounds on points and were headed to a comfortable defense win but you forgot one thing, The Dragon of Dojima doesn't leave anything on that canvas and there's no way you were leaving the Tokyo Dome, his home, with his belt. See you soon for the Kazuma v Nickel III
  14. Oh look a KO not even a TKO, First time for everything huh? The only ones who can go toe to toe with Kazuma, are his fellow warriors. People who know bacon needs to be eaten as a solid 1lb slab, not these ones who divy it up into slice by slice until theyre satiated, Silent Bob was one of those slicers. He tried his best but when Kazuma dropped him the first time it was set it stone he may have a granite chin, but Kazuma has jackhammer hands. Unfortunately Bob made a crucial mistake Kazuma takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. Nobody makes Kazuma bleed his own blood, NOBODY. Kazuma throws an overhand right that has Bob reeling! Kazuma follows up with more punches and Bob is out cold! This one is all over!
  15. Akara Kongsangchai in the post fight interview had this to say:
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