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#914762 Check retired fighters hiddens

Posted by imcool on 20 May 2020 - 08:12 PM

Friedrich Alzheimer - Hiddens Report.


Intelligence: 40/150.
Heart: 63/150.
Chin: 110/150.
Injury Proneness: 66/150.
Self Confidence: 120/150.
Cuts: 93/150.
Fast Learner: 132/150.
Natural KO: 132/150.
Average: 94.5/150. Rank: 41,573 out of 195,157 (top 21%)

Experience: 147/150.
Potential: 117/123. (Min 96).
Age Drop Off: 33 years.

Days of Cuts: 1 (Rank: 78,783)
Days of Injuries: 151 (Rank: 7,459)

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#914741 What the f*ck is this sh*t?

Posted by imcool on 20 May 2020 - 02:49 PM

Guys this is humors. Just shice hin off and mive along

Guess "the bold and the ugly" decided to re-emerge.

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#914727 What the f*ck is this sh*t?

Posted by imcool on 20 May 2020 - 01:36 PM

Uf, i was wondering, after i created account here, why is there only 700 ppls online daily from more than 30k? 80% profiles what i as checked was inactive. But why? After 4 days in game i know why, and its same reason why i quit this sh*t. At first, game is so slow, heavy-foot and totaly and not provided an easy survey. Ok, ok, thats not big deal, and it could be ez to adapt. But then i read from some "helpfull" guy who tells me i should train nothing else than condition for many weeks before i start training normaly. Then i should not take fights so often, cause its not good for energy. FOR REAL? Can you name me a single sportman in 18yo who training only cardio and nothing else for months and he is able to manage a fight allready? Ok, ok, its a game, it have its own rules and conditions. So when this sh*t is only game and have nothing to do with reality, tell me why the f*ck i cant fight 10, 20, 50 fights a day? Why should i wait months for fight? Man, this game have good idea, but concept what they created is so f*cking bad, boring and absolutly inacurate. So now i get it, why this crap have so low numbers of active players. Good bye, i will not play this boring sh*t, where boxer can beat BJJ wrestler in 1st round after 4seconds of fight :))))))))))))))))))  


You must be fun at parties.

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#914673 Mac Little meets the KO King

Posted by imcool on 19 May 2020 - 07:24 PM

Trolling was cool back in 2000. Now it's not even an interesting read. Kind of embarrassing to be honest. I know quarantine sucks and all, but damn, the cringe.

He was a scummy excuse for a human way before the quarantine.

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#914528 Private Jet

Posted by imcool on 19 May 2020 - 02:05 AM

Damn I was told it was the best. Any advice

Not really.  I haven't gotten an IQ test in over 100 flights.  They're hard to come by.

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#914512 The Alliance World Championships

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 11:36 PM


At least I finished what I started :)


Last time things didn`t go your way on a tourney you screwed the divisions by rage-sacking your guy:




That was a weekly tourney too, you were going to lose easily 6-7 more fights due to fighting w injuries (16 days) but instead you ran away.


Just like you rage sacked your 15+ projects after I gave you a bunch of beatings last year :)  Now, watching THAT trainwreck was fun :)




Difference is I never hype myself up to be the next best thing to happen to MMAT since Humors receding hairline 10 years ago.


Also, you beat me a bunch of times? Lol you know lying works best when it's hard to prove a statement is a lie right? Lol shouldn't you be busy crying in another thread about being kicked out of an Island gym because nobody can stand your pathetic ass?  Move along mister "0-6", you got your alliance eliminated, so this thread ain't for you dAwG.

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#914506 The Alliance World Championships

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 11:19 PM

Why do I picture you really enjoying writing this? LOL! 


Good luck in the next round everyone, and Stepdads please dont get TJ stirred up again. It didnt end well for my fighter last time. Actually looks like it didnt end well for anyone he has went against since then. 


You know it! Our self proclaimed manager of the year for 5 years running had a more pathetic showing than BJ Penn did when he came out of retirement lol.  Biggest "rofl" in recent MMAT history.  Could've won a fight out of principal lol.

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#914480 Unfortunately you cant trust everyone 'skengman' John Welsh 131621

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 08:27 PM


You whole operation is dirty.


If you were just setting the gym fees at $1000 then it is what it is, you 4 would get 1:1  or 2:1 training for maybe 2 months tops if you fought QFC every week. 


But the fact that you funnel $ into the island via your company and give sponsorships to fighters that just train don`t fight is dirty.


This is teh exact thing Lucious Black did last year except worst.  Lucious had to fight to stay afloat in his semi-private Buoi Gym, also they never booted anyone from there.


You get to:


1) 1:1 train where everyone else is 4:1 or 5:1

2) Boot select fighters weekly

3) Financially support fighters that don`t fight via an alliance company.  that is not what sponsorships are for.

4) Just train, not fight = get more training days over the 6 months


You cannot just say:  Bwaaahhh Camara we hate you therefore we do this. When you do this on The Island you affect all players not just me.  


The Island is all about putting managers on even ground.  The definition literally says that no money comes in, you guys just found all the loopholes and decided to apply them in 1 season.


Maybe if this came from someone besides you, people would look into it.  But a blatant cheater(who was caught and gave an "LOLUMAD" excuse) calling others out on cheating? LOLUMAD.

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#914431 Unfortunately you cant trust everyone 'skengman' John Welsh 131621

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 05:46 PM


Rent free you beta :)


I'm not the one being treated like gum on the bottom of a shoe for being a piece of human waste for years :)

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#914427 Unfortunately you cant trust everyone 'skengman' John Welsh 131621

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 05:31 PM

People can be a real piece of work behind their laptops.


I have about 6 managers that daily check everything that I post on the forums to report me, they check the clothes I put on my fighters and they micro manage my activities in order to grieve me.


I never understood their motivation.  If they have issues with me this is a fighting game, we could just figh lol 


Their latest work:


This is my champion on the Island, The Man Ape:  http://www.mmatycoon....php?FID=361954


As you can see I fought him really hard and saved moeny to put him in a good gym:  http://www.mmatycoon...c.php?gmid=4664


I had to win 5 fights and an off the night bonus to afford it. 


I had noticed a lot of the members in this gym are from Cromulent Doom (at least 3 of these guys don`t like me much) but didn`t see any issues until the weekend.


1- I noticed that on all my training classes they added a 5th fighter training :(  this is a big no no and everyone get affected with bad training past 4 per class.


2- I respectfully asked in the chat for the 5th person to please be removed and also wrote to the gym owner, this guy:  http://www.mmatycoon...php?MgrID=69027


3- Donovan was really cool with me, he actually added a coach based on my recommendations and I was happy to be the one that moved Man Ape to another class, thus leaving the other fighters to train in peace and progress.


4- Today I get these 2 messages:   Your fighter Mbaku Camara will be removed from Silent Gym gym just before gym fees this Thursday, by choice of the gym owner.


Donovan was kind enough to write me:  Sorry bud, but you’ve been voted off the island. Apparently there’s some history I wasn’t aware of. No hard feelings?


I wrote back to Donovan that Mike made it clear there are no private gyms on the Island :( 


I guess the way Cromulent Doom is gonna make it private is by kicking out weekly the non aliance members :( 


When I see shit like this it makes me sad :(  not because they are doing it to me but because they get newer players to do their dirty work.


Mbaku Camara (5-0) is the champion on the island, which is supposed to put everyone on an even ground.  He had to make money, win fights and get sponsorships to get good training, some of these guys have no fights and yet are rolling in cash? 


Take a look:


http://www.mmatycoon....php?FID=363325  $4200  with no fights


http://www.mmatycoon....php?FID=360870  2-1       $3140


http://www.mmatycoon....php?FID=362869  $3100  with no fights 



This is crazy :(




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#914399 Unfortunately you cant trust everyone 'skengman' John Welsh 131621

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 02:22 PM

Guy sounds like a dickhead.

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#914342 Alliance World Championships - Season 2

Posted by imcool on 18 May 2020 - 12:40 AM


MUAHAHAHA I had a great laugh at this:  http://www.mmatycoon...hp?FTID=1004849


You should release him back into the F.A. pool, maybe a newer manager has the balls to take a few L`s while learning sliders. 


Not as great a laugh as I had at this: http://mmatycoon.com...php?FTID=996804


Let me know when you need slider advice, since clearly I've forgotten more than you will ever know.

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#914323 Alliance World Championships - Season 2

Posted by imcool on 17 May 2020 - 10:14 PM

GBU easily made it into the playoffs in the last tourney. Ww would probably be an easrly favorite once again in season 2.  Will have to check w the fam and get back to yalls.


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#914320 Alliance World Championships - Season 2

Posted by imcool on 17 May 2020 - 09:53 PM

We'd probably participate in at least one of the two.

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#914296 Synchronicity's Face/Off - Official Smack Talk Thread

Posted by imcool on 17 May 2020 - 07:35 PM

Big win last night for Brayden Point, correct me if I am wrong but I dont remember a fighter starting out their career 20-0 since Neo Kable or Scotty Bennet? Braydens power was on Point last night!


Very impressive win.  Ilya got himself another monster dwarf.

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