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CFC 517 Event Preview

Here we are with the follow up event today, this week's second show comes to you live from Los Angeles’s Hard Knocks where another 3000 Hollywood hopefuls along with B level celebrities will mingle with LA’s most wild and crazy fight fans.  Once again our dear friend Drunk Louie is at it again as this time the fool forgot to actually correctly update his event poster to show what event number this one is, instead deciding to reach for the vodka and leave the poster as a generic reminder that intoxication is never the answer.  As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training sessions, or to boost their cardio and strength workouts there is no better place than White Gorilla located right here on Montreal's stop on the High Street!! Lastly, one more shameful plug for another of drunk Louie’s many businesses, for those who enjoy putting their money where their mouths are, pop on over to 2 Headed Betting by clicking the link within today’s CFC 517 event page to place your wagers on your favorite CFC fighters as all are set for this event while you still can, many already have, many more will join them and for sure I know I will!!

Main Event - 170 lbs Junior Seto vs BJ Penncil

Kicking off CFC 517 we have a much anticipated clash between a pair of talented Welterweights as Junior Seto and his 5-0 record match up against BJ Penncil and his 3-0 record.  Word in the back is that the winner of this clash will line up against fellow undefeated BJJ specialist Edmond Chabazian for CFC Gold in a yet to be determined date/event.  When sizing these two fighters up Penncil is the shorter fighter however Seto comes in looking more of the “pencil” with his height and lower weight in comparison to his opponent.  As mentioned previously Seto is enjoying a solid start to his career having won all 5 of his fights by way of submission victory and never before seeing the light of the second round.  Standing opposite is Penncil who is also undefeated  in all 3 career fights within the cage of CFC, including a back to back matchup against the same opponent, yes, Drunk Louie at his finest there again, are we seeing a trend here yet?  Wait until he matches 2 fighters with the same manager against one another, we know that is merely 1 more vodka tonic away from happening so get ready guys!!  Both of these fighters prefer things to take place on the ground as confirmed by a combined rate of 0% strikes landed between the two of them in 8 fights, with only 1 standing strike attempt ever being thrown, I wonder what's going to happen here folks?  Looking at the stats they are fairly similar, with Seto holding the edge on takedown success rate of 29% compared to only 17%.  For both submission attempts and improving positions they are neck and neck, the only clear advantage that is seen is with Penncil’s ground strikes where he lands close to 50% of his attempts whereas Seto has yet to make an attempt in that portion of the ground game.  The odds makers have Seto as the clear favorite in this one tonight given his clear advantage in BJJ knowing this fight will no doubt end up on the ground and the much lower morale level of Penncil will most likely be his undoing.  He needs to jump over to  PWNAGE™ and grab himself some new and clean threads to boost that morale back up to Championship level if that's where he aspires to be. 
   
Co-Main Event - 185 lbs Maskar Flugamine vs Dookie PooPoo

Tonight’s Co Main Event will be a battle between a pair of undefeated Middleweights as Wonderful wrassler Flugamine takes on CFC newcomer and Mauy Thai fighter PooPoo, wait one second, hold the phone folks… Dookie PooPoo… what in tarnation is that noise??  Is his manager some relation to drunk Louie?  Who the hell names their fighter PooPoo, I guess its better then DooDoo mind you.  Ok, back on track here… both fighters have enjoyed TKO finishes in their career fights thus far with Flugamine wearing down both his opponents and then going for the kill later in the showdown while Pookie Boy preferred to go for the gusto before the halfway point of round one during both his trips to the cage.   Flugamine is much the same as the fighters squaring off in our Main Event as he has no time or interest in striking with his opponent and instead he prefers to roll on the ground until he gets himself into a dominant position and then look out, he lands 100% of his ground strikes, averaging just over 30 per fight.  Having never had to fend off a takedown or fight for survival on the ground we don't know for sure how Punky Brewster will fair if he is unable to keep the fight standing, but if he does, that clinch game he possess is deadly scoring close to 90% of all head and body punch attempts within the clinch, no wonder he doesn’t see much more than a couple minutes in the cage at a time.  If I am one to bet, which I am not because I have no luck at all, I would have to say that Dookie PooPoo will be determined to keep his shorts clean during this clash and end things early.

Well folks once again I am sorry for the shorter Previews this weekend, that's all the time I had to devote, hopefully next week we can return to looking over the entire main card of both scheduled events.  Here is a quick listing of all other fights on the main and undercard of today's event…

Main Card

145 lbs Mario Yamasaki v Winner Exotic
265 lbs Anthony Prilla v Kyle Nelson
145 lbs Makana Berzebal v Akihiro Murayama

Undercard

155 lbs Chief Bloodgates v Gavril Lukov
205 lbs Isfake Adisnia v Michael Holmes
265+ lbs Antialfredson Englorious v Elvis De Oliveira
135 lbs Jesus Correa v Parmesan Cheese
265 lbs Sellus Gravius Jr v Pier Donia

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                                                                    CFC 518 Event Preview

More to come...

 

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After his win over Anthony Prilla, Kyle Nelson made two call outs: “Bingo Bongo? Step up to the plate and let’s get it on! I’ll play bongos with your head when I put you down and out! Sign the contract. If Bingo the pussy doesn’t want it then; then I’d like the chance to avenge my team mates loss by taking on Jackson Johnson and putting the beat down on him!”

 

Jamie Wilkins had only one call out after his tragic loss. “Give me Jing Jing Li, the bum!”

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Thank you for your time and don't forget to drop by one of our many sponsors PWNAGE™, White Gorilla or 2 Headed Betting for all your athletic, supps or betting needs!!  Hit them up on the High Street!! All fights on CFC 519 (and 518) are set up for you if you wish to place your money where your mouth is!

 

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CFC 520 Event Preview

Well folks the day many have been asking for has finally arrived!  Tonight at CFC 520 we see our first Championship fights to contest the Light Heavyweight and Middleweight titles of CFC.  With these belts on the line we know there will be 3000 crazed Canadian Fight fans lined up to bust through the doors when the gates open here at the Hard Knocks venue in Montreal.  Our main card tonight is dominated by 185 and 205 fighters, vying for the gold or for the next chance to step in and fight for it.   As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training sessions, or to boost their cardio and strength workouts there is no better place than White Gorilla located right here on Montreal's stop on the High Street!! Lastly, one more shameful plug for another of drunk Louie’s many businesses, for those who enjoy putting their money where their mouths are, pop on over to 2 Headed Betting by clicking the link within today’s CFC 520 event page to place your wagers on your favorite CFC fighters as all are set for this event while you still can, many already have, many more will join them and for sure I know I will!!

Main Event - 205 lbs Championship  Thomas Mahi Ai vs Dan Ramkins

In tonight's Main Event of the Evening, we will see a pair of Light Heavyweight fighters square off and throw down to see who will get their hand raised in victory and become CFC’s newest 205 lbs Champion.  Will this one go 5 rounds and to the judges scorecards or will we see a flash KO to set off fireworks and begin the celebration of a lifetime for one of these guys? Coming in as a slight betting favorite, Mahi Ai looks to continue his CFC dominance having won all three of his career fights, all within the confines of a CFC cage.    His last fight may have been his most dominant fight to date all while being his most frustrating all at the same time.  Having thrown well over 125 attempted strikes within the clinch, Mahi Ai was not able to put away his opponent much like his previous two trips to the cage, when asked afterwards if he was disappointed in the result, he stated not in the least, it's always nice to get to toy with someone from time to time and work on technique.  Facing off against Mahi Ai, Ramkins comes to the cage possessing monster KO power however outside of his debut in an amateur cage he has yet to display it.  In his last appearance he suffered what could have been a devastating knockdown mere seconds into the fight and showed great heart in fighting his way back and taking the majority decision victory!!  Both fighters are looking to improve to 4-0 in their career and our feeling is this one will go straight to the clinch where both fighters enjoy dragging their opponents where they have attempted close to 100 offensive strikes within the clinch combined.  Mahi Ai is the more active fighter within the clinch throwing more in his attacks however he is also the less successful of the pair when looking at landing percentages.   This one has FOTN written all over it for sure, and chances are the Muay Thai edge held by Mahi Ai is what gives him the slight betting edge and could lead to him becoming the very next CFC Light Heavyweight Champion!! 
   
Co-Main Event - 185 lbs Championship Mattei Chibaclov vs Dookie PooPoo

Our Co Main Event is yet another title fight which will be a battle between a pair of undefeated Middleweights with a combined ten victories and zero defeat’s thus far in their careers.  Tonight one of those donuts has to go, whose will it be, you will have to tune in to find out!!  Chibaclov has a very impressive 7-0 record with an even more impressive 7 submission victories to his name having only ever seen the second round on two occasions, none of which were within the CFC cage.   Up against him is… good lord not again…this guy better check his knickers as he is back again, Dookie PooPoo who made his debut with CFC back at CFC 517 where he made quick work of his opponent, turning off the lights before the clock struck 1:00 of round number 1 and earned himself Knock Out of the Night.  Fudge shorts will be looking for the same kind of return tonight as the longer this one goes on the less likely he will be able to fend off Chibaclov and his submission onslaught!  Chibaclov has a tendency to react following a takedown by his opponent, but in tonight's dance off this will not be happening as Poopyhead will be more focused on taking Chibaclov’s head off his shoulders and less on trying to have a cuddlefest on the ground.  With Chibaclov having success only 29% of the time getting the takedown, that will still likely be enough to get the fight onto the mat, but he needs to do so toot suite because that 71% failure rate could be the opening that doodoo needs to showcase his 100% landing rate from range.  He will want to avoid the clinch and stay on the outside if he has any hopes of pulling off the upset many consider PooPoo being victorious.  This is a classic Striker versus grappler matchup but the stakes are so high no mistakes can be made by either fighter if they want the gold around their waist!

205 lbs Gregoire Aebersold v Fabrico Menezes

Back in the Light Heavyweight division we have Aebersold looking to continue on his current win streak and see his name included in the hunt to take on the winner of our Main Event, facing off against him is Menezes who is making his Professional debut, and what a debut it could be for this gentleman!  Aebersold is a submission specialist with all 3 of his victories coming from submission stoppages however he does have the one pro blemish against tonights title challenger Mahi Ai and I am sure he would like nothing short of a chance for a do over if the stars align to allow it.  Menezes comes in following a brutal KO victory in his final amateur matchup with an overhand right knocking out his opponent cold and face down in a puddle of his own drool.  He is going to need more of that kind of dynamite in his hands if he wished to avoid the ground game of Aebersold.  Looking over his previous performances Gregoire is not one to stand and bang, he hates to actually and he also doesnt have much in the way of takedowns from range, however if he gets you in his clutches within the clinch, this is where he has his only success to get the fight where he wants it to occur.  Once on the ground he mixes in a good number of advances to get himself into the dominant position and then the ground and pound to soften up his opponent followed up by the finish where he makes them tap faster then Conor!  Menezes on the other hand is a pure striker, relying solely on his punching game where he is successful approximately 50% of the time but thats all he needs, because if he touches you up on that button, your lights go out.  The betting community gives Gregoire the slight edge mainly due to the morale dip that Fabrico has taken since his last victory which will surely play a key role in the outcome here, he needs some new threads to boost that up before this one.

205 lbs Antonio Prilla v John Knox

Our next stop is back in the Light Heavyweight division once again as CFC veteran Antonio Prilla is looking to put the brakes on his current slide having suffered defeat in his past 2 consecutive fights following a three fight win streak to start out his career.  He is staring across the cage at John Knox who is also looking to bounce back following a unanimous decision defeat in which he was clearly outclassed  by the clinch game of title challenger Mahi Ai.   This one should be a ganger for sure as both fighters prefer to strike at range.  Prilla utilizes both his punches and kicks to his advantage however we feel he should pull back a little on his head kick attempts, those should be kept for surprise attacks and not your leading offensive maneuver as has been the case for him especially in his last outing where he attempted a whopping 49 only to see 9 of them be successful which takes a serious toll on your energy tank not to mention the failures are not what the judges want to see when it comes time to award the victory.  In his last appearance Knox was basically skunked attempting only 3 strikes and landing one while absorbing 48 of the 135 thrown his way, he will need to step up his speed game here if he wants to get a word in edgewise, or for that matter any strike attempts!!  Knox has the better chin in this matchup and that may end up being a key factor as Prilla has the hands but we aren't sure on that chin, he will need to protect it at all costs while looking to chip away at Knox in hopes of a point victory. The bookies have Knox as a slight favorite in this one, can’t wait to see it play out!

185 lbs Mean Gean v David Lett

Our final matchup of the main card takes us back to a Middleweight clash as good old Mean Gean faces off against David Lett.  Both fighters are coming off submission victories in their last appearances including a Submission of the Night award for Lett as he locked in a Triangle choke a mere 0:18 seconds into his fight.   Mean Gean has yet to utilize any offensive strikes although he has only had one trip to the cage in his career, he prefers to drag the fight to the ground and go for the tap.  In his previous life he was more of a talker and less of a fighter, interviewing the who’s who of professional wrasslings elite but now he has returned to take the stage inside the cage.   David Lett is built from the very same cloth, having never attempted a single strike of any kind in 3 career fights, once again preferring to drag the fight to the ground and do his very best anaconda impersonation.  Drunk Louie hit this one out of the park for sure, as both fighters hold a 67% takedown rate however Lett has been less successful in making his opponents pay overall as he fails far more than he succeeds with his last appearance not included, he is one for 17 in sub attempts.  He will need to fine tune that and show the same success he did on the first day of this calendar year to survive this one.   Gean comes in being the larger man, holding a thirteen pound weight advantage, could that lead to a speed advantage for Lett, we are not sure but the opportunity could be there.  Who knows for all we know one of these guys could step outside of their comfort zone and start throwing bombs, anything is possible right!  The betters have Gean as the slight favorite here, we look forward to seeing this one and perhaps another SOTN claim by the victor!

Undercard

205 lbs Jay Reicher v Enrich Aldrich
205 lbs Steel Striker v Brad Foster
145 lbs Mason Duval v Mark Norman
185 lbs Michael Garibaldi v Doric Dienekes
265 lbs Regular Joe v Cottoneye Joe

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CFC 521 Event Preview
 

Here we are for the second of two shows this weekend with CFC 521 taking place in New York New York where once again we will see Gold on the line, this time in the Welterweight division.  The Hard Knocks is expecting 3000 fight fans looking to take in history when yet another CFC Champion is crowned!   As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training sessions, or to boost their cardio and strength workouts there is no better place than White Gorilla located right here on Montreal's stop on the High Street!! Lastly, one more shameful plug for another of drunk Louie’s many businesses, for those who enjoy putting their money where their mouths are, pop on over to 2 Headed Betting by clicking the link within today’s CFC 521 event page to place your wagers on your favorite CFC fighters as all are set for this event while you still can, many already have, many more will join them and for sure I know I will!!

Main Event - 170 lbs Championship  Edmond Chabazian vs Convicted Kelly

Tonight's Main Event pits two Welterweight fighters square off for the chance to have their hand raised to become CFC’s 170 lbs Champion.  This one sees BJJ monster Chabazian bring his six fight win streak into the cage to take on wanna be playgirl model Convicted Kelly who has seen a very limited time of only 0:57 seconds inside a Professional cage thus far.    Having won four fights by way of submission finish, Chabazian has a clear advantage when taking on the White Belt Kelly who has yet to see any time spent on the ground in his short 2 fight career.   On the other side of the spectrum Chabazian has yet to face off against a warrior with the power held within the hands of Kelly and this will be a huge test.  On most occasions he prefers to be taken to the ground so he is where he wants to be and imposes his will however in this case given the clear advantage our assumption is he will go for the takedown early himself and avoid risking his chin.  Having scored takedowns on 47% of his attempts that will be a key to victory and from there he will show off his ground dominance having landed just under 90% of his ground strikes and just over 40% of all submission and advance attempts.  Kelly on the other hand seems to be pretty one dimensional in his own right, having never thrown a single offensive strike attempt or as mentioned before never spending a second on the ground.  He is all about the clinch, and once there his talent of choice is his elbows, as he looks to slice and dice his opponents with some knees mixed in for good measure.  His success rate isn't overwhelming but all it takes is one nasty cut and its game over folks!  So far Chabazian has taken care of every opponent put in front of him and in this one it could very well go the same, he is the betting favorite and if he has his way will wear gold around his waist.
   
Co-Main Event - 170 lbs Roy Kalama vs Mikhail Petrova

In our Co Main Event we have a pair of fighters who have stepped up to the plate to help fill a last minute hole in the card as both Kalama and Petrova have agreed to take this fight on just 2 days notice (Shout out also to Al Fry and Tyke Bison who almost took this spot however Drunk Louie is a paranoid fool and took the first verbally agreed fight to ensure the event does not fall flat like Louie does most evenings after drink number 12!!)  In all actuality this is a matchmakers dream fight as we have a pair of Muay Thai specialists squaring off in what will easily be a Fight of the Night contender.   Kalama has the size advantage in both height and weight but will he have the speed advantage given the lighter fighter Petrova?  Kalama is a CFC veteran having stepped into 3 fights thus far for CFC enjoying two wins and 1 defeat, with his last victory being one short week ago, which goes to show the testicular fortitude he possesses.  Petrova on the other hand will be making his CFC debut who will be stepping into a fight for the third time in a seven day period, take that Kalama, you aren't as ballsy as I first thought!!  Kalama is predominantly a clinch fighter, averaging 90% success on the 30 some odd strikes he throws while clinched up, while Petrova has more of a tendency to mix in some standing strikes to go with his clinch game as well, where he overwhelms his opponents with roughly 88% success on over 50 clinch strikes per fight.  This one is going to come down to whoever has the better chin to nullify the dynomite both of these warriors have in their hands and on paper that has to go to Kalama, but everyone knows how much luck Drunk Louie has with calling these ones.  This is one you wont want to miss out on and its gunna be fire!!!

170 lbs Junior Seto v Herio Lupsaka

Continuing in the Welterweight division we see a fighter coming off a surprising submission defeat and another who is looking to continue his ascension to title contention.  Junior Seto was on cruise control heading into CFC 517 when he suffered an upset loss to BJ Penncil halfway through round number 1.  No doubt Seto will be on a mission to make up for that and get himself back into what I am sure he considers his rightful spot for the gold.  Lupsaka meanwhile is on a three fight win streak and was able to pull off a come from behind victory by way of devastating ground and point KO.  After losing round 1 Lupsaka knew what was at stake and what he needed to do and worked his game plan to perfection grinding his way to victory.  Seto is the much smaller man by close to 20 pounds, and Lupsaka seems to be looking a little more pudgy around the waist, his manager better keep an eye on that we don't want to see this fight get canceled due to poor weight cutting results.  Seto comes in sporting an average 29% takedown rate to match up against a 100% takedown rate for his opposition, perhaps he is better to utilize the clinch game were his success rate jumps up to 40% and yet he is still taken down 100% of the time from the clinch.  On the other side Lupsaka has a more impressive 43% success rate and to date has yet to be taken down from range or within the clinch, does that give him the advantage or perhaps the lower weight will create enough of a speed advantage for Seto that past successes will play no part.  Seto is a slight betting favorite and we are thinking he will get back to his winning ways tonight setting up a monster title fight down the road!!

185 lbs Maskar Flugamine v Vladamir Kozlov

We next go to the Middleweight division to see a Wonderful wrassler take on a wonderful Muay Thai specialist.  Maskar Flugamine comes in looking to get back to his previous winning ways following a TKO loss to that PooPoo Pants Muay Thai title challenger which very well could be a case of not looking so good for Flugamine.  Standing opposite him is CFC newcomer Vladimir Kozlov with his Granite chin and obvious KO power.  Flugamine relies solely on the takedown however he does not have a very impressive success rate having been successful a mere 15% of his attempts, book is out on him, if you can stop the takedown you are golden, but if he succeeds, his 100% success rate with his ground strikes means many have enjoyed a less than fun day at the office!  Kozlov on the other hand is yet to experience a takedown against and instead relies on a mind blowing 87% success rate on his punch strikes, which tells me (and the betting experts) that Flugamine is really going to hate pizza especially when he has to slurp it through a straw!!  Flugamine better watch the energy closely as well as he appears to be training at well under 90% energy which will not only stunt his skills growth but also puts him on the edge of missing weight, being right at the 185 limit.  This weight advantage he gives up to Kozlov could mean a major speed advantage allowing for Kozlov to be more explosive than he already is.  Unfortunately for Flugamine we feel this fight has Knock out of the Night written all over it, and he isn't the one with the power to pull that off.

265 lbs Bingo Bongo v Kyle Nelson

Finishing up the main card in our final fight we have a pair of the big boys looking to start the main card off with fireworks!  Bingo Bong is on a three fight win streak, but that name, I cant… just cant… Standing opposite him is Kyle Nelson who is also on a three fight win streak however unlike Bongo the clown he has never tasted defeat.  Bongo is the shorter man and only just slightly less heavy but he brings with him a varied attack having won his 3 by way of TKO, Sub & Unanimous Decision.  Nelson on the other hand relies more on his submission game as 2 of his 3 have been won by way of submission stoppage to go with his one unanimous decision.   Bongo is not much of a striker at all as the majority of his standing attacks come in the form of takedowns even if he only succeeds on 20% of his attempts.  Once on the ground his focus is on getting to a dominant position where he mixes in some strikes and the odd sub with mixed results.   Nelson likes to focus more on softening up his opponents with a very successful strike attack that has seen him succeed roughly 90% of the time with a smaller number of takedowns thrown in but his 75% success rate shows he keeps his opponents off guard before attempting them.  Once on the ground much like Bingo he focuses more on advancing himself into a more dominant spot and then explodes with a 50% success rate on his submissions.   Bongo is a bleeder when compared to the Granite within the chin of Nelson which will likely play a major part of the outcome here, between the lower morale and tendency to spill blood Bongo is the betting underdog in this one.  I still think it will be a fun fight to watch I just hope it isnt a boring roll fest on the ground. 

Undercard

265 lbs Anthony Prilla v Jamie Wilkins
170 lbs Tony Pacucci v Kobe Knight
185 lbs Samart Bukaew v Marco Bjurstrom
265+ lbs Oliver Hardy v Brock Lesnar
135 lbs Phil Sprintin v Pollo Alfredo

Thank you for your time and don't forget to drop by one of our many sponsors PWNAGE™, White Gorilla or 2 Headed Betting for all your athletic, supps or betting needs!!  Hit them up on the High Street, I know I do!!
 

[Cobra7]

Convicted kelly: Welterweight champion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's an honor to be the inaugural Welterweight champion here at CFC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a hard fought battle and I tip my cap to my opponent and now I look forward to seeing the new #1 contender

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Skuzbukit]

Thomas "The Butcher" Mahi Ai (391123)

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thomas Mahi Ai!
Thomas Mahi Ai is the new light heavyweight champion!
Thomas Mahi Ai seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Dan Ramkins was interviewed post fight and said 'Tonight was not my night, but I ain't done yet. See you at the TOP! DRam out.'.

 

This morning Thomas was still not quite ready to believe he was a Champion, after years of struggle and gruelling hours of work in the gym he has blazed a short but eventful trail of destruction on his path to the CFC strap.

That he had attained a long held dream of becoming a champion in a sport that had, at times, made him want to go find a regular job is yet to fully sink in, and already he knows this just put a target on his back as now he would be who all the hungry savages in CFC's Light Heavyweight Division would be aiming for.

A little time away from his base in London, England to visit his family & friends back in beautiful Ainaloa.

That week off training to recover, relax & enjoy his victory will pass quickly and he will be heading back to the gym to prepare for his next battle.

 

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CFC 524 Event Preview
Prepared by Zabeel Law (142463) (NOT Drunk Louie!!!)

Greetings CFC fight fans!!  CFC 524 is upon us as we are here to witness a pair of Championship fights.  Tonight we make our first stop at the Expo in Montreal where we are sure 6000 crazed Canadian Fight Fans will be taking this one in.    As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training sessions, or to boost their cardio and strength workouts there is no better place than White Gorilla located right here on Montreal's stop on the High Street!! Lastly, one more shameful plug for another of drunk Louie’s many businesses, for those who enjoy putting their money where their mouths are, pop on over to 2 Headed Betting by clicking the link within today’s CFC 524 event page to place your wagers on your favorite CFC fighters as all are set for this event while you still can, many already have, many more will join them and for sure I know I will!!

Main Event - 185 lbs Championship  Matteo ‘Eraser’ Chibaclov vs Elijah Hill

The current undefeated CFC middleweight, Matteo Chibaclov, looks to defend his title for the first time against promotional newcomer Elijah Hill. This bout is touted as a grapplers' delight, with both fighters having previously shown an incredible ground game and finishing abilities.  The current champ is sporting all of his wins by way of submission without ever seeing the third round in his 8 fight career. He's yet to be tested on the mat, which makes this matchup all the more exciting. Chibaclov has yet to throw a strike on the feet in his career but hasn’t needed to thus far into his career with his absolutely suffocating pressure and relentless takedown attempts.  No man has yet to be safe in Hills career. Having 4 fights and 4 submission victories on the regional scene, Elijah is looking to add another limb to his collection and take a shiny new belt home in the process.  History has shown Hill to be the busier fighter on the ground, throwing up more submission attempts and attempts to improve position... However, could the patience and effectiveness of The Champ take the challenger by surprise and earn himself his first title defense of his career?
   
Co-Main Event - 265 lbs ‘O.G’ Big Boy vs Kyle ‘One Time’ Nelson

Heavyweight title implications in a MASSIVE heavyweight bout featuring the heavy-handed "O.G" Big Boy vs the undefeated Kyle "One Time" Nelson.  Big Boy having a quick turn around here after shutting Anthony Prilla's lights off in 17 seconds at CFC 523, earning himself a knockout of the night bonus for his troubles.  Possibly the number one striker in the CFC heavyweight division, Big Boy utilizes his wonderful Muay Thai game to land sleep inducing blows at a range or take them into his devastating clinch. He currently averages around 15 strikes a fight, but his results show that it only needs one to end the night.  Standing across the cage from him on Feb 4th is Kyle "One Time" Nelson, an undefeated, granite-chinned, monster of a man looking to catapult himself into the number one spot any way he can.  Showing he's more than just a striker, "One Time" has demonstrated his ground game with 50% of his finishes coming by submission to accompany an incredibly accurate striking game. Will “One Time” try to keep it standing and utilize his sharp boxing in this one, or try to mix it up and keep the “O.G” guessing?   This truly is a battle between the nuclear power of the O.G versus the well rounded MMA game of "One Time" Nelson.

145 lbs Championship  Terrence Gordy vs George ‘The Barbarian’ Hale

The inaugural 145lbs title is on the line here in an incredibly exciting matchup between two polar opposite fighters who don't like seeing the scorecards.  CFC's own resident LARPer, Hale, looks to stay undefeated and go 4-0 in the promotion by using his heavy hands to shut his opponents lights off before seeing the mat.   The Barbarian has a 66% finish rate, using his superior clinch work and excellent Muay Thai game to put those game enough to stand across from him to sleep.  Terrence Gordy has willingly answered the call and gets a shot at the vacant title after going 6-1 in his career, all his wins by submission. 5 of them coming by armbar.  In his last 7 fights he is yet to throw a single strike. Could this be the one where he finally attempts a punch? Whatever happens, he's shown that he sure as hell doesn't need to, to get that W.

265 lbs John Akuma v Antonio Prilla II

Two big boys in our heavyweight division head back into the cage for a chance to get back to their winning ways. Akamu has been in training his whole camp for a different opponent, with a change coming two days before the fight was scheduled to take place.  John Akamu, one of the bright prospects of the CFC heavyweight division, suffered his first set back of his career when he dropped a three-round decision to former title challenger, Akamu Jackson.   The Muay Thai expert hopes to get back in the win column by dispatching a former opponent once again. His wonderful clinch game has shown to be a force to be reckoned with, landing almost 100% of his strikes at over 20 attempts per fight in his 3-fight career.   Anthony Prilla has stepped in for a chance at redemption, both from an embarrassing last performance and for another shot at John Akamu who he has previously been stopped by. The CFC veteran hopes to demonstrate his well-rounded stand-up game once again and prevent his second losing streak of his career.   This one has excitement written all over it folks. I’d be betting my house that we’re not going the distance in this one.

145 lbs Mario Yamasaki v Andy Slappin

The definition of a kill or be killed fighter, CFC veteran Mario Yamasaki has seen the judge’s scorecard once in his 7-fight career. He hopes to move to a cool 6-2 in career with a win over the up and comer Andy Slappin.   I’m thinking this ones going to be an absolute one-sided affair, but I couldn’t tell you which way it’s going to go.  Mario averages less than 7 strikes landed per fight but has managed to shut the lights off on 5 opponents in less than 8 minutes combined. In fights he can’t get going, his offense dwindles and he can shell up. With low morale coming into this one, I’d be nervous if I was in his corner as to what version of him we’re going to see.   An all rounder up and coming fighter hailing from Stowe, USA, Andy Slappin’s got the ability to take it wherever he wants and ride his way to a victory. Coming off two decision victories in a row, he completely negated any offense thrown his way and coasted his way to two dominant (maybe a little lackluster) wins.  His one sole defeat in his career against title challenger George Hale showed a similar trait as Yamasaki in which he didn’t offer a lot on the offensive side when it wasn't going his way.   We’ve got a battle on our hands here folks, perhaps a battle of who’s going to become the hammer and who’ll be the nail. I think that if the chin holds up for Andy, it could be a long night for Mario. But who knows, we’ve seen that Yamasaki only needs one shot to head home early.

Undercard

205 lbs Dookie PooPoo v Jacks Sole
170 lbs See How Fook v Andrew Callaghan
185 lbs Gellir Signarsson v Latka Gravas
265 lbs Tinashe Chukwuma v Jing Jing Li
185 lbs Sideways Pete v Hugh Jaqueman

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CFC 525 Event Preview

 

Welcome CFC fight fans to the second event of the weekend coming to you live from the Hard Knocks in Montreal as we present to you CFC 525.  This one is topped off with a Welterweight Championship fight and yes, once again that clown Louie is up to his old hijinx once again.  Why is it so hard for this guy to count, who approved that event poster with a past event #?  Clownshow!!   Advanced ticket sales tell us we should be expecting upwards of 3000 crazed Canadian Fight Fans to be in attendance for this one.    As always make sure you run down to PWNAGE™ located on the Los Angeles stop of the High Street for all your Fighters clothing needs to ensure their morale is recovered quickly and maintained, don't let your fake little guys wallow in dirty or pretend magical threads as that only brings them down and stunts their ability to learn in the gym and perform in the cage!  Also a key point is to fulfill their supplement needs to slow down their energy loss during those grueling training sessions, or to boost their cardio and strength workouts there is no better place than White Gorilla located right here on Montreal's stop on the High Street!! Lastly, one more shameful plug for another of drunk Louie’s many businesses, for those who enjoy putting their money where their mouths are, pop on over to 2 Headed Betting by clicking the link within today’s CFC 525 event page to place your wagers on your favorite CFC fighters as all are set for this event while you still can, many already have, many more will join them and for sure I know I will!!

Main Event - 170 lbs Championship  Convicted Kelly vs Junior Seto

CFC 525’s tree topper tonight sees undefeated and still relatively unknown superstar Convicted Kelly looking to defend the title he won just 2 weeks ago taking on a veteran of CFC Junior Seto.  Kelly wiped out another CFC veteran at CFC 521 and heavily favored grappler Edmond Chabazian snapping his 6 fight win streak and adding gold to his name by way of doctors stoppage due to a nasty nasty cut on his opponent.  Some say Kelly is predictable however even so he gets the job done and always in dramatic fashion! Seto on the other hand seems to have been destined for a shot at the belt, and some consider him late to the party after being stunned by BJ Penncil at CFC 517.  Prior to that match he was a freight train looking to run head on into anyone who stood before him however on that night he was stunned early in the first round, a result I am told obviously does not sit well with him and is looking to make up for it tonight!   Kelly is a pretty boy, with a family lineage that not many would boast of, however he is the exception to this rule and is not afraid to flaunt his cousins fame (and infamy if you will) as he fights in his honor and to date he has done very well for himself, mind you should he ever go down the path of that “R” character given his pretty face, I expect the boasting to stop and the begging to begin toot suite!!  Kelly does not possess much of a standup attack, preferring to rely solely on his clinch game where he attempts well over 40 strike attempts per fight and is successful roughly 50% of the time, and that's all he needs especially with those elbows… when he slices and dices look out he will leave you scarred for life!  Seto is also very one dimensional as he also does not have a striking game to call his own either, it's the takedown game he runs with landing at just under 30% of his attempts and once on the ground though not overly efficient, all that matters is 6 of his fights have ended with his opponent crying in agony due to an overstretched limb or having the life sucked out of them in a choke hold requiring the referee to save them.  This one isn't easy to call, we have to throw our money at the Champ but dayum if Seto gets this one to the ground, we may see a new Champs hand raised tonight!
   
Co-Main Event - 265+ lbs Nicandro Aloisio vs Robert Monson

Aloisio comes into our Co Main Event as the clear underdog in both size and skill but Munson has in the past shown the ability to give that advantage right back to his dance partner.  Wait a second…these guys train at the same damn gym…did he…good golly miss molly Drunk Louie has tried to pull the wool over our eyes once again.  Does this guy have a clue, or any form of professional pride at all?  He needs to get his shit together man these matchups are going to tarnish the good name of CFC and its legacy!  Surely he can do better matchmaking then this, no?  Why is he so damn focused on the bottom line, its just a game….uhhhh… I mean an entertainment event who cares if he loses gate.  Nope I am not talking about this one any further this clown show will not be discussed…. 

185 lbs James Aregood vs Freaky Frank

Next up in our Middleweight division we have undefeated James Aregood making his second CFC appearance in a one week span facing off against amateur phenom and CFC newcomer Freaky Frank and his five and oh record.   Aregood is another clinch specialist who averages an amazing 90 head punch strike attempts per fight, even though he lands at less than 50% his opponents still absorb just over 40 punches within the clinch per fight.   On the other hand, Freaky Frank seems fairly one dimensional throwing only punches at range with not nearly the kind of volume he will be facing tonight.  Makes you wonder if he has a secret clinch game hidden he has yet to show the world?  What he does possess is a clear and present danger to knock you the eff out and a Granite chin to back it up.  We will have to see if Aregood’s Heavy Hands cause more trouble for Franks Granite chin or if Aregood has the chin to stand behind his power.  To date it has not been tested so tonight is most likely the night we find out.  

185 lbs David Lett v Adam Lenz

Staying within the Middleweight Division we have a pair of fighters squaring off with identical three wins and one loss records.  Both prefer to rely on their Brazilian Jiu Jitsu game but on this night we aren't sure if Lenz’s depression meds are working to keep him focused.  Lett lands 60% of his takedown attempts and from there he works a fairly decent ground game mixing advance attempts and a whopping 13+ submission tries, perhaps if he focused more on gaining the dominant position and less on just flailing around looking to land a submission he might just improve on that 4% success rate.  Lenz is a bit of an odd duck I would say, not sure if its his coaching or he just doesn't have the mind for the fight game, but relying mainly on punch combos and head kicks to go along with his takedowns just doesn't seem like a recipe for victory, more like a recipe for disaster, no?  Mind you he does land an astounding 89% of his takedowns from range and 100% from within the clinch.  Once he gets you there he evenly spreads out his offense by gaining the dominant position, softening his opponent up with ground strikes and then boom before they know it the submission is locked in and they are begging for mercy!  On paper we feel Lenz has this one sewn up BUT then you look at that morale and just shake your head…This will likely be his downfall tonight. 

265 lbs Jed Hall v Herminos Lugnunum

Rounding out our Main Card is young superstar in the making Jed Hall facing off against veteran of the QFC circuit Herminos Lugnunum.  Hall is a wrassler with a Granite chin who brings a nasty ground and pound game to the cage having enjoyed a 93% success rate with his ground strikes and a 100% success rate when it comes to ending opponents nights early.  Lugnunum is also a talented wrassler who holds the age and experience advantage over Hall with a very similar game plan in place.  Lugnunum has yet to see beyond the first round of any fight however we don't know if the “good” chin he brings to the cage has been tested to date against an opponent with Halls power.  We also wonder if the ginormous weight loss program Lugnunum has been on over the past will have any negative effect on his gameplan.  This one will sure kick off our main card with nothing but fireworks and we feel whoever is first to land that takedown into a dominant position will have the clear advantage, will either guy have the ability to reverse such a fortune, we won't know until the cage door closes in on them tonight!

Undercard

265 lbs Sellus Gravius Jr v Paavo Vayrynen
185 lbs Maskar Flugamine v Vadym Yashchenko
185 lbs Shane Gillis v Viktor Hughes
135 lbs Mad Panda v Zane Raven
265+ lbs Randal Clappertron v Ross Rhea

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DAVIDE FARINA

"As the son of a champion fighter, I have been able to live up to my father's legacy of being a great MMA fighter. My recent fight with Leepo Greepo is an exemplary demonstration of this fact. Despite the odds, I was able to take him down with one single punch and emerge victorious. This has not only made me proud, but it has also established me as one of the top fighters in the history of MMA."

 

[Curix]

"Jesus loves KO's."

Jesus loves KO's so he must love Akubundu Yobachukwu (390067) who is a TOP KO HW artist.

His next fight aginst Lom Seis (390380) is a really interesting match up but my prediction is Akubundu Yobachukwu (390067) win by KO.

He is a total beast. Fast, powerfull, his skills are improving... He is better day after day. Don't blink guys, don't blink...

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